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i mean there probably is a few people that had the privilege of serving under Obama and now think Trump is a total idiot that are leaking stuff, and i bet Obama is plenty happy that they are.
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# ? May 27, 2024 00:33 |
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obama is croixquessain or whatever his name was from those old front page articles in the funny english
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# ? Feb 28, 2017 17:27 |
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First lol of the day via the front page of the wall street journal: "Trump expects growth to pay for defense boost" "Target slashes outlook as sales fall: T said profits would fall as much as 25% [...] sales and profit declines for holiday quarter" The slow motion crash is happening boys, better buy marshmallows, Graham crackers, and chocolate.
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# ? Feb 28, 2017 17:28 |
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walked into the kitchen this morning to make the kids some cheerios and had a lol
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# ? Feb 28, 2017 17:31 |
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In Trump's 1984 Obama, leader of the hated Democrats, would be the subject of the two minute hate. Also, for some reason, instead of spying on all the citizens the government would be spying on and releasing info about itself
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# ? Feb 28, 2017 17:31 |
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except the 2 mins hate is way more liquidy
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# ? Feb 28, 2017 17:32 |
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Obama is too busy parasailing and flying rocket sleds or whatever to give a poo poo about what Trump is up to. If I were Obama I wouldn't look at another newspaper again, like the sanitation commissioner from the SImpsons. "It feels so gratifying to leave you wallowing in the mess you created, you're screwed, goodbye".
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# ? Feb 28, 2017 17:37 |
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GET MY BELT SON posted:walked into the kitchen this morning to make the kids some cheerios and had a lol Just picturing trump in a high chair with wet, saliva slicked cheerios hanging off his bib, hands and hair.
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# ? Feb 28, 2017 17:39 |
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lorn Wayne posted:i don't like the lich queen conway any more than the next man, but why are people making a deal about her sitting in a odd way in the oval office? is it something to do with her slatternliness?
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# ? Feb 28, 2017 17:39 |
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trump is so simple something bad happened: those clowns in the white house did it again. something good happened: it was me. I am your chosen president. My will is the most powerful and my hands are the biggliest
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# ? Feb 28, 2017 17:40 |
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hamtaro posted:trump is so simple this except nothing good happens. well the sun came up, so that's something
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# ? Feb 28, 2017 17:42 |
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the fact that he still hasn't updated his one-note hot take technique to blame the president, despite being president, isn't a sign of how stupid he is, it's a sign of how stupid he thinks his fans are
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# ? Feb 28, 2017 17:42 |
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hamtaro posted:the fact that he still hasn't updated his one-note hot take technique to blame the president, despite being president, isn't a sign of how stupid he is, it's a sign of how stupid he thinks his fans are here's a lol: they are that stupid
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# ? Feb 28, 2017 17:46 |
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Knight posted:but never seen someone in a position like that outside of a casting couch. lol cmon she's just got her legs folded under her and she's sitting upright on the couch if she was a dude wearing pants you wouldn't have looked twice
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# ? Feb 28, 2017 17:49 |
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i am still loling at trump admitting that he hadnt fully appreciated the complexities of healthcare in the united states before taking office i mean that goes for the complexities of everything in the us government. next up will be how complex tax reform is.
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# ? Feb 28, 2017 17:52 |
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Moridin920 posted:lol cmon she's just got her legs folded under her and she's sitting upright on the couch wait she isn't a dude? And I'd tell my coworker to sit like the big people do.
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# ? Feb 28, 2017 17:52 |
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60+ million people voted for him lol
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# ? Feb 28, 2017 17:52 |
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Moridin920 posted:lol cmon she's just got her legs folded under her and she's sitting upright on the couch i dont really care its just funny that she is sitting on a white house OVAL OFFICE couch like an awestruck tween girl. a guy sitting like that would be even weirder though honestly
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# ? Feb 28, 2017 17:53 |
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jesus can you imagine the lols if first contact happened during trumps term
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# ? Feb 28, 2017 17:54 |
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Lol Donnie T thought he would just be handed a piece of paper that said OBAMACARE???? and he'd check the NO, box and suddenly America would throw him a party.
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# ? Feb 28, 2017 17:56 |
guys please don't get muddy footprints all over the white house and the couches, these guys work really hard to make it appear like a world leader lives and works here, c'mon
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# ? Feb 28, 2017 17:58 |
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Efexeye posted:jesus can you imagine the lols if first contact happened during trumps term I hope it happens and I hope the aliens out and slap an impenetrable slave shield over us like in Star Control
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# ? Feb 28, 2017 18:01 |
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Tace Vim posted:more FAKE NEWS. SAD! i am blown away with how retarded this article is. tl;dr: we're in a simulation and Trump / the Superbowl / the Oscars prove something is wrong with the software. The New Yorker posted:Whether we are at the mercy of an omniscient adolescent prankster or suddenly the subjects of a more harrowing experiment than any we have been subject to before (is our alien overlords’ funding threatened, thus forcing them to “show results” to the grant-giving institution that doubtless oversees all the simulations?), we can now expect nothing remotely normal to take place for a long time to come. They’re fiddling with our knobs, and nobody knows the end.
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# ? Feb 28, 2017 18:07 |
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Moridin920 posted:lol cmon she's just got her legs folded under her and she's sitting upright on the couch "...when the president stands, nobody sits."
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# ? Feb 28, 2017 18:07 |
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bag em and tag em posted:Lol Donnie T thought he would just be handed a piece of paper that said OBAMACARE???? and he'd check the NO, box and suddenly America would throw him a party.
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# ? Feb 28, 2017 18:08 |
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Efexeye posted:jesus can you imagine the lols if first contact happened during trumps term American leader, on the alien television: We are smart.
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# ? Feb 28, 2017 18:08 |
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Goa Tse-tung posted:"...when the president stands, nobody sits." I think that the concept of respecting the office is good in theory but in practice Nixon hosed that poo poo up but good and then you had Bill in there getting his dick sucked and now it's just like I don't give a poo poo if Kelly Anne Conway is maybe showing "too much" leg. Esp not when the president is a clown with an orange face. But whatever it's subjective let's drop it. have a lol http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2017/02/28/trump-no-plans-to-fill-unnecessary-appointed-positions.html quote:Trump: No plans to fill 'unnecessary' appointed positions
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# ? Feb 28, 2017 18:09 |
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everything is fake >:C
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# ? Feb 28, 2017 18:11 |
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i dont think the lol is that kelly anne is some sort of slattern with her legs inartfully splayed, it's that shes being so loving casual like shes hanging out at her boyfriends apartment on fantasy draft day 'i have walk in priviliges, teehee'
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# ? Feb 28, 2017 18:13 |
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Moridin920 posted:
Lol It's not like you need people working to have a government, right? Right? Keep starving that beast until your united states collapse over bad management.
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# ? Feb 28, 2017 18:14 |
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“Many of those jobs I don’t want to fill,” Trump said. “I say, isn’t that a good thing? That’s not a bad thing. That’s a good thing. We’re running a very good, efficient government.”
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# ? Feb 28, 2017 18:28 |
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lilljonas posted:Lol I for one am shocked Trump doesn't know what those positions might do in government. lol
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# ? Feb 28, 2017 18:30 |
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when he fucks unemployment back to 15% i hope he says the same thing lol
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# ? Feb 28, 2017 18:31 |
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Moridin920 posted:lol cmon she's just got her legs folded under her and she's sitting upright on the couch that's an odd way for anyone wearing anything to sit on any couch tbh
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# ? Feb 28, 2017 18:31 |
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my new dog posted:Many of those jobs I dont want to fill, Trump said. I say, isnt that a good thing? Thats not a bad thing. Thats a good thing. Were running a very good, efficient government. Man, easy D does an absolutely amazing job of sounding like a retard whenever he explains things. This thing is not bad, it is good, it is a good thing, very good
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# ? Feb 28, 2017 18:34 |
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Dial-a-Dog posted:Man, easy D does an absolutely amazing job of sounding like a retard whenever he explains things. This thing is not bad, it is good, it is a good thing, very good somebody needs to introduce him to "cool AND good"
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# ? Feb 28, 2017 18:38 |
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http://video.foxnews.com/v/5341022485001/#sp=show-clips lol white house cribs with melania having a seemingly staged meeting and trump describing the sights as being explained to him at some point. the tour itself is super weird but why not just say "lets go say hello to the first lady" instead "there is a surprise downstairs" and the loving surprise is melania in a meeting, awkwardly pretending to work.
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# ? Feb 28, 2017 18:39 |
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my new dog posted:“Many of those jobs I don’t want to fill,” Trump said. “I say, isn’t that a good thing? That’s not a bad thing. That’s a good thing. We’re running a very good, efficient government.” Well, for my company the first costs cut to improve efficiency were for travel.
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# ? Feb 28, 2017 18:39 |
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thathonkey posted:somebody needs to introduce him to "cool AND good" fake and gay news imo
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# ? Feb 28, 2017 18:41 |
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# ? May 27, 2024 00:33 |
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at least we know the US is resilient enough to go 1+ month without a president. how long can you guys think it'll last? the whole checks and balances scheme needs all three elements of government, after all.
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# ? Feb 28, 2017 18:44 |