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a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde

Pop-o-Matic Trouble posted:

the state of the union is strong, unlike the union between me and my wives

But enough about Ivanka! *Rimshot*

It's all fun. All fun. We're having fun here aren't we, folks?

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tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



canada should make the trump clan personae non gratae for crimes against typography

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

Dr_0ctag0n posted:

I feel legitimately sad for Jeb. He got clowned on by the big angry cheeto and all he wanted was to hand out plastic turtles to kids. :(

I don't, lol. Trump is the perfect avatar for every republican voter.

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

tacodaemon posted:

canada should make the trump clan personae non gratae for crimes against typography

to the trump campaigns credit they did make use of Akzidenz Grotesk :colbert:

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

a helpful bear posted:

But enough about Ivanka! *Rimshot*

It's all fun. All fun. We're having fun here aren't we, folks?

Leviathan
Oct 8, 2001

I hear the jury's
still out.. on science.
Fun Shoe

euphronius posted:

Lol a Chrysler 300

im pretty sure that's a rolls royce ghost


hope it's safe




from piss

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



https://twitter.com/dril/status/836726663073366016

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/brynstole/status/836721321774092293

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

oh ya he posts here dontcha kno

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Leviathan posted:

im pretty sure that's a rolls royce ghost


hope it's safe




from piss

Lol their cars look like chuslers

Leviathan
Oct 8, 2001

I hear the jury's
still out.. on science.
Fun Shoe

whats the story of the original

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Dr_0ctag0n posted:

I feel legitimately sad for Jeb. He got clowned on by the big angry cheeto and all he wanted was to hand out plastic turtles to kids. :(

he would be perpetrating the exact same destruction of minority and trans rights that trump is attempting right now

gently caress him

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Leviathan posted:

im pretty sure that's a rolls royce ghost


hope it's safe




from piss

You are correct. :hai:

Leviathan
Oct 8, 2001

I hear the jury's
still out.. on science.
Fun Shoe

euphronius posted:

Lol their cars look like chuslers

yea im pretty sure it rolls royce that copied their 300 yr old design from chusler

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

Leviathan posted:

whats the story of the original

wicked diarrhea

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

also aids

Venuz Patrol
Mar 27, 2011

someone photoshop the t to be even farther off

The Ol Spicy Keychain
Jan 17, 2013

I MEPHISTO MY OWN ASSHOLE
https://twitter.com/gneilyo/status/836648780099289089

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



LiterallyTheWurst
Feb 5, 2015

Sendik's Original

euphronius posted:

Lol their cars look like chuslers

Obama drove a 300 until he became president

One of the most extreme measures a Chrysler owner has taken to get out of their car lease

Dr_0ctag0n
Apr 25, 2015


The whole human race
sentenced
to
burn

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

he would be perpetrating the exact same destruction of minority and trans rights that trump is attempting right now

gently caress him

For some reason I don't think ol [please clap] Jeb! would have surrounded himself with quite the same nazi dream team cabinet.

Perhaps I'm just foolish and naive.

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

Turdfuzz posted:

wicked diarrhea

Turdfuzz posted:

also aids

lol jk that pic was taken moments after witnessing the phantom menace

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005


T RUMP

Oiled and Ready
Oct 11, 2004

He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

Dapper_Swindler posted:

i am curious what he is genuinly trying to accomplish. the left won't trust him now and neither will the liberals.

When were the left or liberals willing to trust him last, though?

...2011?

Liberals are never going to like anything he does, even if he somehow does something they'd usually cheer for.

The immigration tack he's taken ever since Bannon took over is a reframing technique - his base thinks that all illegals are criminals by definition, and he agreed with them, but he also amped up the actual violent criminals as a much more sinister problem.

Cut to present day: Trump's administration has deported less people than Obama's did in a typical month, and yet I bet his base is much more amenable to a "wall + limited amnesty" package if it's Trump's idea. After all, the law will only come into effect after we get the criminal aliens sorted out -- the "bad hombres, of which we have already deported so many!"

Funny enough, a barrier/amnesty combo is exactly what the Gang of 8 bill was in the first place -- a plan that Trump hung like an anchor around Rubio and Cruz's necks because it was so "weak" and "sad".

Trump adjusted the idea to also allow for a giant gently caress-off wall with his name on it. In exchange, he sold the base on Ryan&co's preferred solution to the immigration issue.

*classic* art of da dill~

Oiled and Ready fucked around with this message at 01:09 on Mar 1, 2017

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

LiterallyTheWurst posted:

Obama drove a 300 until he became president

One of the most extreme measures a Chrysler owner has taken to get out of their car lease

Really ?? Lol obama owns

Irony.or.Death
Apr 1, 2009


did we ever find out whether conway had shoes on or shoes off

Irony.or.Death
Apr 1, 2009


not that either possibility makes what she did acceptable, but it does change the feel of the photo

a few DRUNK BONERS
Mar 25, 2016

Dr_0ctag0n posted:

For some reason I don't think ol [please clap] Jeb! would have surrounded himself with quite the same nazi dream team cabinet.

Perhaps I'm just foolish and naive.

He would you just wouldn't be aware of it

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_gwnFSFzv0

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

euphronius posted:

Really ?? Lol obama owns

yes he did - it was later sold on ebay iirc (it was a while ago)

im p sure it was a V6 model though... :(

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Dr_0ctag0n posted:

For some reason I don't think ol [please clap] Jeb! would have surrounded himself with quite the same nazi dream team cabinet.

Perhaps I'm just foolish and naive.

go find who he was going to surround himself with during the primary

it was all of W's men

so like... the 2008 usa olympic basketball team of nazis instead of the 92 team

Leviathan
Oct 8, 2001

I hear the jury's
still out.. on science.
Fun Shoe
this is a graphic from the RR website on the ghost






they certainly know their demographic

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Meanwhile, in Indiana

http://nymag.com/thecut/2017/02/dangerous-abortion-reversal-bill-passed-in-indiana.html

quote:

On Monday, the House of Representatives approved a so-called “abortion reversal” bill 53 to 41. The bill requires Indiana doctors who perform medical abortions to tell their patients about a procedure that could “reverse” the process halfway through. “This is for those who take that first step and regret it,” Republican representative Peggy Mayfield, one of the bill’s co-authors, told the Indianapolis Star. “There is an alternative there. There is hope.”

To perform a medical abortion, a doctor gives a patient two pills. The first blocks the hormone progesterone, which helps the uterus sustain a fertilized egg. The second, taken days later, induces cramping and bleeding. Some doctors claim the process can be “reversed” by injecting a woman with progesterone before she takes the second pill. But, as the Washington Post points out, there’s almost no scientific evidence to back up that claim.

Gorsuch, it should be noted, paved the way to these 'make up a defense and get it before a conservative court' junk science bills

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



Irony.or.Death posted:

did we ever find out whether conway had shoes on or shoes off

on, you can see them in this pic (yes I know the phone screen was edited)

Leviathan
Oct 8, 2001

I hear the jury's
still out.. on science.
Fun Shoe

Irony.or.Death posted:

did we ever find out whether conway had shoes on or shoes off

*googles furiously for obscure section in US Code about mandatory shoe-wearing in the oval*

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

V6 300?? Smh

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



also priebus was standing behind conway for the whole thing

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nVeA2egual4

Ramadu
Aug 25, 2004

2015 NFL MVP


the kellyann on the couch thing is the best story lmao

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Irony.or.Death
Apr 1, 2009


tacodaemon posted:

also priebus was standing behind conway for the whole thing



ty, it is good to see that investigative journalism lives on in cspam

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