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It's Ash Wednesday, and I was awoken by the sound of the church bells here in Ireland and the mastiff hounds have been released to round up the population to go to Mass. So we can get our ashen blessings: So now we all have to give up something important and meaningful to us for Lent, to represent sacrifice and also because we're sinful, sinful little fuckers who're going to hell. So what're you giving up for Lent? *You can'y give up Lent for Lent.
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# ? Mar 1, 2017 10:24 |
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# ? Jun 6, 2024 06:06 |
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Religion.
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# ? Mar 1, 2017 10:27 |
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More like Trash Wednesday.bedpan posted:Religion. My brother gave up blasphemy for lent one year.
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# ? Mar 1, 2017 10:28 |
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Chicken sold by Subway. I am already 50% there even if I don't stop eating it.
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# ? Mar 1, 2017 10:34 |
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I'm going to give up caring about lent and anything about it. Works for me every year, gonna keep that tradition up.
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# ? Mar 1, 2017 10:37 |
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ballistics statistics posted:I'm going to give up caring about lent and anything about it. You're supposed to sacrifice something you enjoy, not just give up anything. I am starting to suspect that you never cared about lent and you're not taking this seriously.
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# ? Mar 1, 2017 10:39 |
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not sucking ducks.
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# ? Mar 1, 2017 11:38 |
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hip check please posted:not sucking ducks. leave thr ducks alone
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# ? Mar 1, 2017 11:51 |
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Drive thrus, walk ups, and roundabouts
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# ? Mar 1, 2017 11:53 |
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Your mum, OP. Also, your mum jokes.
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# ? Mar 1, 2017 12:03 |
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I'm giving up 1990s superhero movies with black leading men. So, for 30 days, no Blade, no Meteor Man, no Blankman, no Steel, Solo is still okay, I think. G*d bless u Mario Van Peebles.
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# ? Mar 1, 2017 12:04 |
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Ork of Fiction posted:I'm giving up 1990s superhero movies with black leading men. So, for 30 days, no Blade, no Meteor Man, no Blankman, no Steel, Solo is still okay, I think. G*d bless u Mario Van Peebles. No Spawn ether.
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# ? Mar 1, 2017 12:11 |
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Ork of Fiction posted:I'm giving up 1990s superhero movies with black leading men. So, for 30 days, no Blade, no Meteor Man, no Blankman, no Steel, Solo is still okay, I think. G*d bless u Mario Van Peebles. Do the Netflix Marvel shows count? Cause Iron Fist is about to come out and Luke Cage is in it. Edit: He's black I think. Edit 2: Oh, 90's movies. Crisis averted.
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# ? Mar 1, 2017 12:15 |
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hip check please posted:No Spawn ether. He's an anti-hero.
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# ? Mar 1, 2017 12:23 |
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I'm giving up civility and all manners, you potato shaped piece of garbage.
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# ? Mar 1, 2017 12:41 |
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Ork of Fiction posted:I'm giving up 1990s superhero movies with black leading men. So, for 30 days, no Blade, no Meteor Man, no Blankman, no Steel, Solo is still okay, I think. G*d bless u Mario Van Peebles. Can I just say that meteor man is a great fun movie? Oops, but the guy that plays him looks like a real jagoff.
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# ? Mar 1, 2017 12:42 |
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Catholics has so little to enjoy already. Why are they making you give up more stuff?
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# ? Mar 1, 2017 12:44 |
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I'm giving up pokemons. (because it's ASH wednesday)
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# ? Mar 1, 2017 12:49 |
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I'm gonna give up poo poo posting. Its gonna be pure gold from me.
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# ? Mar 1, 2017 13:00 |
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I'm giving up the food in my intestines due to Mardi Gras drinking
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# ? Mar 1, 2017 13:13 |
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I'm giving up blood. I'll probably die because I'm a vampire but that's okay.
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# ? Mar 1, 2017 13:27 |
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# ? Mar 1, 2017 13:33 |
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I'm not religious and I'm not giving up anything.
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# ? Mar 1, 2017 13:34 |
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will be avoiding all pop up bars, cafes and restaurants this year
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# ? Mar 1, 2017 13:35 |
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The Dennis System posted:I'm not religious and I'm not giving up anything.
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# ? Mar 1, 2017 13:36 |
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nothign
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# ? Mar 1, 2017 13:51 |
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oxygen
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# ? Mar 1, 2017 13:54 |
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dad gay. so what posted:oxygen Haha nice.
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# ? Mar 1, 2017 13:54 |
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my virginity
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# ? Mar 1, 2017 13:58 |
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One of the weirdest things about growing up in the South (of the U.S.) was hearing protestants discuss what they were going to give up for lent. Why do protestants so desperately want to pretend to be Catholics 40 days out of the year when they hate Catholics so much the rest of the time? I will never understand. To answer your question, OP, I am giving up nothing because I am not Catholic. Or protestant.
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# ? Mar 1, 2017 14:09 |
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I'mma give up pepsi, the devil's cola, and downgrade myself to coke, and to the lord Hail satan before then tho
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# ? Mar 1, 2017 14:16 |
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loving your wife!
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# ? Mar 1, 2017 14:18 |
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anyone ever given up lent? seems like a pretty sweet loophole
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# ? Mar 1, 2017 14:19 |
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I'm giving up for Lent. Just gonna let it all spiral out of control. Ashes seem appropriate since that's probably where this will all end up.
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# ? Mar 1, 2017 14:25 |
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Mr Beef Head posted:I'm giving up for Lent. Just gonna let it all spiral out of control. Ashes seem appropriate since that's probably where this will all end up. if you need an excuse like lent to give up then you've hosed up real bad and may as well just continue
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# ? Mar 1, 2017 14:28 |
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i guess i'll stop scooping out the middle of my roommate tom's wonderbread loafs and then balling it up and microwaving it and stashing it under my nuts while I laze on the couch and watch the newest episode of the bachelor i call it my bread egg and pretend i'm incubating it and that some day it will hatch and become the child i have been told i will never be able 2 have
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# ? Mar 1, 2017 14:29 |
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I'm not giving up jerking off that's for fuckin sure
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# ? Mar 1, 2017 14:30 |
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social vegan posted:i guess i'll stop scooping out the middle of my roommate tom's wonderbread loafs and then balling it up and microwaving it and stashing it under my nuts while I laze on the couch and watch the newest episode of the bachelor i call it my bread egg and pretend i'm incubating it and that some day it will hatch and become the child i have been told i will never be able 2 have dude...
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# ? Mar 1, 2017 14:30 |
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forums.somethingawful.com AH poo poo....guess I'm going to hell.
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# ? Mar 1, 2017 14:33 |
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givepatajob posted:forums.somethingawful.com owned.
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