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WeedlordGoku69
Feb 12, 2015

by Cyrano4747

Timby posted:

Some believe the casting of Tilda Swinton in Doctor Strange was because China will flat-out ban anything referencing Tibet, and both Stark and Cap use Vivo phones (a lovely low-end Chinese brand) in Civil War.

It's not a "some believe," the screenwriter of Dr. Strange literally openly said this

TetsuoTW posted:

So it's OK for all those Michael Bay movies and whatnot to give sloppy blowjobs to the US government and military, but it's a travesty the moment it's another country instead?

lolling forever

yes because these things can't both be bad, one being bad necessitates the other being cool and good, I am a huge loving moron

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Neo Rasa
Mar 8, 2007
Everyone should play DUKE games.

:dukedog:

Timby posted:

Some believe the casting of Tilda Swinton in Doctor Strange was because China will flat-out ban anything referencing Tibet, and both Stark and Cap use Vivo phones (a lovely low-end Chinese brand) in Civil War.


LORD OF BOOTY posted:

It's not a "some believe," the screenwriter of Dr. Strange literally openly said this

The director said this before the movie came out to brush aside complaints about it, but later on in other interviews revealed that they whitewashed the roll because they were incapable of writing a Chinese character that wouldn't be a dragon lady because obviously they have a female Chinese person in charge of something she *HAS* to be a scheming domineering person full of treachery. The director basically said this outright and it was pretty hosed up.

People realized he was full of poo poo at first though because the Ancient One's place is no longer in Tibet in the movie, but in Nepal. So it was still mega bullshit that they couldn't cast a Nepal or Chinese person in the role.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Timby posted:

Some believe the casting of Tilda Swinton in Doctor Strange was because China will flat-out ban anything referencing Tibet, and both Stark and Cap use Vivo phones (a lovely low-end Chinese brand) in Civil War.

I don't think that's why they cast Tilda Swinton, but it is why they moved the beginning to Nepal from Tibet

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

Beachcomber posted:

The worst thing about China Pandaring is that it sticks out like a Wilhelm scream. Totally breaks immersion every time, and I wish I didn't know about either.


Which movie do you think gives China the longest, sloppiest blowjob?

The Martian at least had the China bits in the book.

The Marvel stuff sticks out a little bit, but it's not too bad.

I think that ID4-R is probably the most egregious I've seen.

Independence Day 2 is just funny how out of place it is though. It's almost parody.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Peanut President posted:

Independence Day 2 is just funny how out of place it is though. It's almost parody.

and yet...

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

kiimo posted:

and yet...



Loving that Canada doesn't get separated out but Bolivia gets its own line.

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

kiimo posted:

and yet...



It makes that country look thirsty af though.

Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 9 hours!
IDR is especially obvious since the original was made in 1995 so China isn't even mentioned.

Tars Tarkas
Apr 13, 2003

Rock the Mok



A nasty woman, I think you should try is, Jess.


New trailer for Aliens: Bad Haircut -
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svnAD0TApb8

Okja teaser -
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-wBI7Mh6H4

quote:

From visionary Director Bong Joon Ho, this grand global adventure follows a friendship too big to ignore. Meet Mija, a young girl who risks everything to prevent a powerful, multi-national company from kidnapping her best friend – a massive animal named Okja. Following her across continents, the coming-of-age comedy drama sees Mija’s horizons expand in a way one never would want for one’s children, coming up against the harsh realities of genetically modified food experimentation, globalization, eco-terrorism, and humanity’s obsession with image, brand and self-promotion.

Trailer for War Machine -
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMJDf8IZ8qU
test audiences were not impressed

quote:

Netflix is f**ked.

"War Machine" is a movie that doesn't know what it wants to be. Each scene has a completely different tone from the last and none of them flow or have any connection with each other. Every performance is a career worst (Brad Pitt and Ben Kingsley, omg), all the comedy is forced, the pace is sloppy, the direction is bland. This is a terrible, terrible movie.
https://letterboxd.com/film/war-machine-2017/

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

Tars Tarkas posted:

quote:

Netflix is f**ked.

"War Machine" is a movie that doesn't know what it wants to be. Each scene has a completely different tone from the last and none of them flow or have any connection with each other. Every performance is a career worst (Brad Pitt and Ben Kingsley, omg), all the comedy is forced, the pace is sloppy, the direction is bland. This is a terrible, terrible movie.

So it's a good depiction of America and the war on terror?

Also, I liked the Brad Pitt delivery of the phone line.

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

People are more than likely put off that it's not more jingoistic war porn where competent white people must deal with incompetent white people getting in the way of THEIR JOB, instead of admitting their own incompetence for participating in the first place.

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours
There is no possible way that is a career worst performance from Ben Kingsley.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:

There is no possible way that is a career worst performance from Ben Kingsley.

I'm interested to see how this is somehow worse than A Sound of Thunder.

Neo Rasa
Mar 8, 2007
Everyone should play DUKE games.

:dukedog:

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:

There is no possible way that is a career worst performance from Ben Kingsley.

I can accept it if it means the person who wrote that review was smart enough to avoid Uwe Boll's BloodRayne.

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours

Gonz posted:

I'm interested to see how this is somehow worse than A Sound of Thunder.

That was the one that immediately leapt to mind, but there's like five others. Ben Kingsley has been in hundreds of lovely movies.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
I've only ever walked out of a handful of movies in my life. One of them was A Sound of Thunder.

EDIT: Oh poo poo, I had totally forgotten about Suspect Zero and War, Inc..

Jesus, you're right. He really has been in some stinkers.

Phylodox
Mar 30, 2006



College Slice

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:

That was the one that immediately leapt to mind, but there's like five others. Ben Kingsley has been in hundreds of lovely movies.

But was he lovely in them?

Honest question, I haven't seen them. Were they lovely movies in which he still acted well, or was his performance equally poo poo?

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Phylodox posted:

But was he lovely in them?

Honest question, I haven't seen them. Were they lovely movies in which he still acted well, or was his performance equally poo poo?

Oh, they were definitely lovely movies, and he was definitely lovely in them.

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours
Most of the time he's a blast even when he's turning in subpar work but he comes from a proud tradition of English actors not giving a gently caress - Michael Caine, Bob Hoskins, Malcom McDowell. He's definitely been bad in plenty of movies.

DeimosRising
Oct 17, 2005

ˇHola SEA!


HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:

Most of the time he's a blast even when he's turning in subpar work but he comes from a proud tradition of English actors not giving a gently caress - Michael Caine, Bob Hoskins, Malcom McDowell. He's definitely been bad in plenty of movies.

When you take acting as a job literally, it's just like any other job. Sometimes you're there getting a paycheck you might as well be stealing

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:

Most of the time he's a blast even when he's turning in subpar work but he comes from a proud tradition of English actors not giving a gently caress - Michael Caine, Bob Hoskins, Malcom McDowell. He's definitely been bad in plenty of movies.
They all probably have fabulous houses in the same neighborhood.

Phylodox
Mar 30, 2006



College Slice
I mean...let's be fair, I'd rather see a lot of those actors in their worst performances than some actors' best. Jeremy Irons in Dungeons & Dragons is just fabulous.

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours

DeimosRising posted:

When you take acting as a job literally, it's just like any other job. Sometimes you're there getting a paycheck you might as well be stealing

I've always appreciated that Richard Burton or whomever was just a big drunk ham. I can imagine some American actor just being bowled over by an accent and thinking they're legitimate because they were in the Royal Shakespeare company then coming to realize they think that acting is a way to make a living.

DeimosRising
Oct 17, 2005

ˇHola SEA!


HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:

I've always appreciated that Richard Burton or whomever was just a big drunk ham. I can imagine some American actor just being bowled over by an accent and thinking they're legitimate because they were in the Royal Shakespeare company then coming to realize they think that acting is a way to make a living.

Some of those old school British guys still have a bit of the ancient actors are basically hookers perspective going on. We worship them now but for most of recorded history an actor was something like a cross between a carnie, a prostitute, and a beggar. It's not a noble artistic calling, it's the poo poo you do cause you're too much of a lush and a fuckup to make something of yourself.

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours
Yep. It was something you did because you didn't want to break your back working in a factory.

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Gonz posted:

I've only ever walked out of a handful of movies in my life. One of them was A Sound of Thunder.

EDIT: Oh poo poo, I had totally forgotten about Suspect Zero and War, Inc..

Jesus, you're right. He really has been in some stinkers.

Thunderbirds. But he still was still the best thing in that.

DeimosRising posted:

Some of those old school British guys still have a bit of the ancient actors are basically hookers perspective going on. We worship them now but for most of recorded history an actor was something like a cross between a carnie, a prostitute, and a beggar. It's not a noble artistic calling, it's the poo poo you do cause you're too much of a lush and a fuckup to make something of yourself.

Sounds like being musician.

LesterGroans
Jun 9, 2009

It's funny...

You were so scary at night.
I'll definitely watch Brad Pitt doing his best "George Clooney in a Coen Brothers movie" impression.

DeimosRising
Oct 17, 2005

ˇHola SEA!


HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:

Yep. It was something you did because you didn't want to break your back working in a factory.

Yeah. If Rule Britannia doesn't get you chubby and you don't wanna become your dad, you can either become a crook or an actor. The shift away from that in the US and subsequently everywhere else is definitely attributable to movies and their much greater economic potential compared to plays, but also to the existence of a "middle class" that are neither producers nor aristocrats with rigid expectations.

Shageletic posted:

Sounds like being musician.

Exactly.

Young Freud
Nov 26, 2006


Yeah, Alien:Covenant went to one of those films this year I will now actively avoid. I mean, that comment about everything being completely quiet when it shouldn't should provoke a Rick & Morty "cob planet" reaction and everyone scrambling back into the ship. I can already see it's going to be the worst elements of Prometheus on display.

Rirse
May 7, 2006

by R. Guyovich
All these people and no mention of Billy Zane. From Titanic to Ansem the Seeker of Darkness.

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747
A guy nicknamed Freud avoiding an Alien movie?

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Hey, sometimes a dick-bug rapemonster is just a dick-bug rapemonster.

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours
Oh, War Machine is by David Michod. Yeah, sorry "test audiences", it will probably be good.

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010
Just wanted to say Get Out is the most viscerally satisfying and "right" movie of 2017

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747
I wish I had the stomach for horror movies, maybe I saw too many as a kid

Hat Thoughts
Jul 27, 2012

LesterGroans posted:

I'll definitely watch Brad Pitt doing his best "George Clooney in a Coen Brothers movie" impression.

my sentiments exactly

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

I'm like 99% sure test audiences aren't actual people but obtuse trash golems created with dark magic for the sole purpose of being wrong.

So I think I'll give this a chance.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

I'm also stepping back the enthusiasm for Beauty and the Beast because I know a test audience went gaga for it but from what I've seen I don't buy Emma Watson in it. I just don't think she's very good frankly.

Barudak
May 7, 2007

FreudianSlippers posted:

I'm like 99% sure test audiences aren't actual people but obtuse trash golems created with dark magic for the sole purpose of being wrong.

So I think I'll give this a chance.

They were 100% correct about Deep Blue Sea.

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FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

I forgot about that one.

Maybe I´m just being prejudiced against test audiences and should learn to accept them as much as I do regular old clay golems.

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