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TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

crazy cloud posted:

I been busy all fucken day but i just sat down n took like infinity bong rips

Last i saw was pelosi sayin beauregard 3 needs to resign, what happened in yhe episodes i misses please catch me up fam

Benny Hill music started playing as Rand Paul ran around congress carrying a copier looking for a healthcare bill that doesn't exist

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shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYmm5YQSv2I

triple h page

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

ahahahahahaha....hahahahahah.....ahahahahah

Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007

pathetic little tramp posted:

Whatever happened to the CNN leak that was going to megadestroy CNN from Project Veritas

I heard that CNN themselves requested the ducks

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

Gringostar posted:

... if you mean awesomely sideways yeah

you remind me of the bill...

what bill?

no seriously what bill

Celery Jello
Mar 21, 2005
Slippery Tilde

theflyingexecutive posted:

comedians rarely get to name their own shows

i'm aware they don't get complete sayso over things like titles, but especially in a situation where the order of operations was "we're making a show with sam bee" -> "what's the show going to be" rather than having the show and just going to find a host I have to imagine she would have at least some input

at least enough that the implication that they gave her a sexist name on purpose because she's a lady doesn't really carry water. if anything the vagina power hour original suggestion says to me she was deliberately not trying to name it "newsy news show for news" or something

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

TwoStepBoog posted:

Benny Hill music started playing as Rand Paul ran around congress carrying a copier looking for a healthcare bill that doesn't exist

extremely my poo poo lol

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Celery Jello posted:

you say that like she has no input as to the name of her own show

She did ads for it with big rubber nuts. it was funny.

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

crazy cloud posted:

I been busy all fucken day but i just sat down n took like infinity bong rips

Last i saw was pelosi sayin beauregard 3 needs to resign, what happened in yhe episodes i misses please catch me up fam

sessions comitted perjury

like fully on tape no defense or way to get out of it perjury

change my name
Aug 27, 2007

Legends die but anime is forever.

RIP The Lost Otakus.


should've thought twice before committing treason at Lego Community College

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

crazy cloud posted:

I been busy all fucken day but i just sat down n took like infinity bong rips

Last i saw was pelosi sayin beauregard 3 needs to resign, what happened in yhe episodes i misses please catch me up fam

i got u b

pelosi sent in her dogs to look for the GOP health bill as well today

and everyones lookin 4 the phatom bill now an rand paul busted out a playskool printer next to his clownphone face to demand paul ryan to show his secret stash

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

pathetic little tramp posted:

Whatever happened to the CNN leak that was going to megadestroy CNN from Project Veritas

James O'Keefe keeps delivering hard fought truth and we keep proving we're not worthy of his work. Shame.

Venuz Patrol
Mar 27, 2011

Drunkboxer posted:

I heard that CNN themselves requested the ducks

holy gently caress

stuffed crust punk
Oct 8, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Celery Jello posted:

he gets one day a year where he's not completely poo poo, today is his day

I hope he enjoys it

Lil Homie Gay rear end Almost Proves A Point

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Coolguye posted:

people with 'biting' humor don't do well when they don't have someone to bite. trump is dumb and easy to bite. chapelle is the upside though, the down side is that michael moore is guaranteed to show back up again too if trump survives the first 18 months in office, and i've seen enough of his fat whiny rear end to last me the rest of my life already

We are seeing the sunset of the irony bros.

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
i cannot believe that it was at the white house the whole time!!! it's the last place i'd look for the last can of obamacare lite

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Gringostar posted:

sessions comitted perjury

like fully on tape no defense or way to get out of it perjury

He only said he didn't talk to the ambassador about the campaign. Maybe they were talking about sports scores. :downs:

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

Lastgirl posted:

i got u b

pelosi sent in her dogs to look for the GOP health bill as well today

and everyones lookin 4 the phatom bill now an rand paul busted out a playskool printer next to his clownphone face to demand paul ryan to show his secret stash

heheh hahahahaha lmao mahalo

wonderful, does AG KKK last the rest of the week? Does he resign today?!

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Gringostar posted:

sessions comitted perjury

like fully on tape no defense or way to get out of it perjury

on video and in writing no less.

TransatlanticFoe
Mar 1, 2003

Hell Gem
I will eat a copy of Paul Ryan’s healthcare bill every day until he eats a copy of my healthcare bill

stuffed crust punk
Oct 8, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

fart blood posted:

Maybe we're in one of those 1960s Batman episodes where Joker leaked gas into Congress that makes them do silly things.

Maybe we're in one of those 2000s hostage crises where the russians leaked gas that literally killed all the bad guys and most innocents

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

crazy cloud posted:

I been busy all fucken day but i just sat down n took like infinity bong rips

Last i saw was pelosi sayin beauregard 3 needs to resign, what happened in yhe episodes i misses please catch me up fam

Corny
Feb 18, 2006

i am scared

crazy cloud posted:

heheh hahahahaha lmao mahalo

wonderful, does AG KKK last the rest of the week? Does he resign today?!

Trump says he has full confidence in him so he will be out by tonight probably

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

https://twitter.com/AP_Politics/status/837378439309045762

Knight
Dec 23, 2000

SPACE-A-HOLIC
Taco Defender

shiksa posted:

like 3000 hours of unedited audio, basically he has a whole lot of nothing and hoped that the volume would convince broke brains it was something
Weren't they offering a reward if anyone could scan through all that audio and actually find something worthwhile? Like, even they knew they didn't have anything and hoped someone else could turn it into something.

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Flynn'd

another one bites the dust

nopants
May 29, 2004
I thought when sessions first responded, he explicitly said he talked with russia's spymaster about the campaign, but no big deal?

thrawn527
Mar 27, 2004

Thrawn/Pellaeon
Studying the art of terrorists
To keep you safe


So what, like a day until he resigns?

Celery Jello
Mar 21, 2005
Slippery Tilde

misread "amid" as "and" and the sentence still made sense

what the gently caress has happened to reality

Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!

DrPlump posted:

Everyone knows there isn't a bill

rand paul sure doesn't

neither does paul ryan from the looks of things

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

nopants posted:

I thought when sessions first responded, he explicitly said he talked with russia's spymaster about the campaign, but no big deal?

yep!

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Page 888 for resignation.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
so how are the repuclians making this not matter?

ZeusCannon
Nov 5, 2009

BLAAAAAARGH PLEASE KILL ME BLAAAAAAAARGH
Grimey Drawer
Christie's favorite page because ate ate ate

nopants
May 29, 2004
kevin nash was in john wick and he's also super shredder

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

Whew. Finally we got that spot filled.

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool

Celery Jello posted:

misread "amid" as "and" and the sentence still made sense

what the gently caress has happened to reality

N O T H I N G M A T T E R S

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

prefect posted:

He only said he didn't talk to the ambassador about the campaign. Maybe they were talking about sports scores. :downs:

that'd be a great out except

https://twitter.com/JohnJHarwood/status/837137235908657154

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
Schnorkles, you loving jinxed it again :sbahj:

[Schnorkleshly] you guys are dumbos, jeff sessions not gonna resign

*24 hours later* Jeff Sessions has resigned, headlines read.

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Former Everything
Nov 28, 2007


Is this right?

WHY IS HE WEARING HIS COVER INDOORS AND WHY IS GENERAL MATTIS JUST SITTING THERE INSTEAD OF KNIFE-HANDING TRUMP OUT OF EXISTENCE

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