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Former Everything
Nov 28, 2007


Is this right?
ehh sure, man, its ok just wear a hat indoors on a naval vessel

- a marine general, apparently

i'm more mad about this than literally anything that has happened so far in this administration

i had to get a reg haircut, wear a collared shirt and tuck it in with a belt to go on liberty in loving morocco but this clown can wear a HAT INDOORS next to a marine GENERAL

ffs

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prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

euphronius posted:

Trump just can't take a hat off mate

It's complicated

He once had to have a sweater cut off him with scissors, because pulling it over his head would mess up his "hair".

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Former Everything posted:

ehh sure, man, its ok just wear a hat indoors on a naval vessel

- a marine general, apparently

i'm more mad about this than literally anything that has happened so far in this administration

i had to get a reg haircut, wear a collared shirt and tuck it in with a belt to go on liberty in loving morocco but this clown can wear a HAT INDOORS next to a marine GENERAL

ffs

its not a hat, its a cover

gregday
May 23, 2003

https://twitter.com/BraddJaffy/status/837373936853782528

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/pbump/status/837382158465531907

Relevant Tangent
Nov 18, 2016

Tangentially Relevant

Feminasty Slut posted:

Turkeys are retards who will drown looking up at the rain. Trumpeys IMO

Wild turkeys are cunning as gently caress. Domesticated turkeys had the intelligence systematically bred out of them. It's like blaming tiny dogs for being dumb as hell, it's entirely on us.

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
its taaaaaaaaaaaaape

Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!
trump status: cover lover :bigtran:

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib

PostNouveau posted:

Oh god Rick Perry is now the secretary of the Energy Department.

loving lol

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

OK, first it was "We've never spoken".

Then it was "We met twice before the election while I was a surrogate for Trump, but we didn't discuss anything Trump-related."

Now it's "We may have exchanged some light Trump-related banter, but nothing serious."

I would be surprised if Sessions doesn't either recuse himself or resign within the next few days.

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

ppff

Robert Plant
Jan 6, 2015

Oh Lord he's playing Dubya dress-up

Phone
Jul 30, 2005

親子丼をほしい。
Trump said full confidence.

Not full trust.

Mmmmmmhm

Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!

THIS loving DAY

IT KEEPS GETTING CRAZIER

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTBDKUKjYjE

TRUMP!!!

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

PostNouveau posted:

Oh god Rick Perry is now the secretary of the Energy Department.

its ok he'll never remember it

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

tacodaemon posted:

trump's little boat speech should be coming up in about 10 minutes on this stream

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTBDKUKjYjE

Looking good!

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

sandoz posted:

no, thing matters

Paid on commission for unamerican activities? no, money down!

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

cumshitter posted:

"i havet full faith in you mr. sessions*

*trump slides handgun with a single bullet in it across the table*

I just imagined him sliding it with that stupid poo poo eating smile on the plane with the kfc

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006




Former Everything
Nov 28, 2007


Is this right?

mormonpartyboat posted:

its not a hat, its a cover

well sure, but i figured since there are maybe like one or two or three marines kicking around this forum, the word hat would probably be more generally understood

like when i talk about how i used to iron my blouse and my teenage daughter is like wtf dad

SocketWrench
Jul 8, 2012

by Fritz the Horse

Jose posted:

so how are the repuclians making this not matter?

They have control over everything, so things only matter if they want it to. And since they are the party of god, morals, family values, and 'Murica, you can bet they're booting his as....hahahahahahaha they're not doing poo poo.

Relevant Tangent
Nov 18, 2016

Tangentially Relevant

oneforthevine posted:

What if literally everyone in this campaign is a Russian stooge...except for Trump?

If this piss tape is still real in that timeline then it's the funniest possible timeline.

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

Robert Plant posted:

Oh Lord he's playing Dubya dress-up

What the gently caress was that song lol

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
https://twitter.com/FreeBeacon/status/837340477678473216

Mirthless
Mar 27, 2011

by the sex ghost

hahahaha

the house of representatives is apparently loving notorious for vandalizing wikipedia btw

there's a wikipedia article about it

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

UFOTofuTacoCat posted:

Looking good!


what a fat doofus

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


UFOTofuTacoCat posted:

Looking good!


was a lot of this when he walked up to the stage

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

It's like someone yanked the most incompetent second-stringer from middle management and said "Here's the presidency. Do what you do"

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Lastgirl posted:

I just imagined him sliding it with that stupid poo poo eating smile on the plane with the kfc

new executive order forcing kfc to accept 'gravy' as a side in value meals

CAROL
Oct 29, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
they look greenscreened in

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

The I became rich, beyoooootch- Wayne Brady

Relevant Tangent
Nov 18, 2016

Tangentially Relevant

euphronius posted:

Also low key story was yesterday when the pentagon said they are bypassing the wh wrt Yemen and then today it turns out there was a Huge bombing of Yemen

If it's true the pentagon bypassed the wh uhhhhh...

Places Trump gives no fcuk about :

It's just a map of the world, blacked out, except for little pin-pricks of light immediately around Trump properties.

Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!

Mirthless posted:

hahahaha

the house of representatives is apparently loving notorious for vandalizing wikipedia btw

there's a wikipedia article about it

this is somehow better than it being a one-off accident

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
special hat

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth

UFOTofuTacoCat posted:

Looking good!


retard president looks retarded

Robert Plant
Jan 6, 2015

Jesus he makes my skin crawl

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

Coolguye posted:

this is somehow better than it being a one-off accident

there was a house edit of garfield's gender the other day

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

euphronius posted:

Also low key story was yesterday when the pentagon said they are bypassing the wh wrt Yemen and then today it turns out there was a Huge bombing of Yemen

If it's true the pentagon bypassed the wh uhhhhh...

coo coo coo im all set for the american zaibatsu to hijack the presidency and roll out the IAA and IAN to the middle east to, according to a senior official from the pentagon "finish the fight once and for all"

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Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

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