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preisdent fat as hell, who cares e: dballs
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Lastgirl posted:coo coo coo im all set for the american zaibatsu to hijack the presidency and roll out the IAA and IAN to the middle east to, according to a senior official from the pentagon "finish the fight once and for all" Marketing war like it's Halo 6
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Mirthless posted:hahahaha congress-edits is a pro twitter follow. One day a few years ago someone there kept on reducing wayne gretzky's height
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Relevant Tangent posted:Places Trump gives no fcuk about :
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"this ship sure feels like a place" -the president of the united states
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as soon as i tune in: "HOW ABOUT THE USS FORD?!?! WHAT A GREAT... place"
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LOL
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ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh today is one of the better days
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mormonpartyboat posted:"this ship sure feels like a place"
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tenderjerk posted:preisdent fat as hell, who cares president thicc*
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# ? Mar 2, 2017 20:32 |
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this ship has things, and people, and isn't upside down
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# ? Mar 2, 2017 20:32 |
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as these stories develop it will come to light that every single person who has ever crossed paths with donald j trump has direct ties to russia except for trump himself he is just a deep cover agent whos job it is to root out russian agents within our own government playing the long game here hope it pays off
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remember when president grimace told everyone Ford was a navy dude as if he expected them to be shocked and impressed with what a smart smart boy he is
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# ? Mar 2, 2017 20:32 |
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This show is consistently the best resource for understanding WTF is going on in the world anymore
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Lastgirl posted:I just imagined him sliding it with that stupid poo poo eating smile on the plane with the kfc i wuoludlnt be surprised if career statedep and white huose stafers get really pissed off when theyre trying to brief the chief manchild and he just starts noisly biting into a big mac half way thourh a presentation
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kaleedity posted:congress-edits is a pro twitter follow. One day a few years ago someone there kept on reducing wayne gretzky's height lol i find this way funnier than it should be
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Trump speaks like David Byrne writes a love song
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I loving love Trump "speeches"
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Trump really worships (warships) Patton.
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mormonpartyboat posted:"this ship sure feels like a place" mormonpartyboat posted:this ship has things, and people, and isn't upside down
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https://twitter.com/ZekeJMiller/status/837384869130960896 Oh well that's good
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WarMECH posted:as these stories develop it will come to light that every single person who has ever crossed paths with donald j trump has direct ties to russia except for trump himself this is the second best possible ending next to the piss tape being real
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Schnorkles posted:https://twitter.com/ZekeJMiller/status/837384869130960896 They should have a tuba player follow him around all day playing slow derp-de-derp music.
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tuned into the "I WILL NEVER EVER LET YOU DOWN"
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# ? Mar 2, 2017 20:35 |
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i always imagine trump as a kid sitting in front of the tv watching old timey war movies a la the scene in scrooged where he sees himself in the past
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I can truthfully say I've never met Vladimir Putin nor have any monetary ties to him. It's really not that hard.
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Schnorkles posted:https://twitter.com/ZekeJMiller/status/837384869130960896 the president is never aware of anything, stop asking this question
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ur in big BIG trouble buster brown *deploys nuclear warheads*
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prefect posted:They should have a tuba player follow him around all day playing slow derp-de-derp music. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0aIqx1McVI
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:Trump speaks like David Byrne writes a love song Guess this ship must be a place
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lol trump actin like he just learned about Midway
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maerica i am pleased to announce that they navy dshared an impourtant technoloogy that we have recently mastered... beyonce. did you know this ship is beyonce because it is less dense than the water surounding it? i have propeosed that we make a whole new wing of the navy using ships that are less beyonce than air so wecan master the skies and crush radical islmaic terrorism
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BIG BIG TROUBLE
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# ? Mar 2, 2017 20:36 |
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Is it to late for Sessions to go back into the senate? Did they fill his seat yet? Can we evict him from Washington DC permanently?
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Tatum Girlparts posted:lol trump actin like he just learned about Midway midway, terrible airport, not nearly as good as ohare
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I am now sad that it turns out I was just following Family Guy.
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Lastgirl posted:BIG BIG TROUBLE do not worry big big trouble is below big league trouble on the Trump Trouble Scale
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they turned the tides. It was a tough tide, it was a vicious tide, and they turned it. OUR PRESIDENT WARIO
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The Nastier Nate posted:Is it to late for Sessions to go back into the senate? Did they fill his seat yet? Can we evict him from Washington DC permanently? His seat's filled. He's welcome to run for it again, but it's filled, and he'd lose all his seniority by returning.
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paranoid randroid posted:the president is never aware of anything, stop asking this question it's good to constantly reiterate how clueless he actually is
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