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tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 379 days!
preisdent fat as hell, who cares

e: dballs

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Not a Children
Oct 9, 2012

Don't need a holster if you never stop shooting.

Lastgirl posted:

coo coo coo im all set for the american zaibatsu to hijack the presidency and roll out the IAA and IAN to the middle east to, according to a senior official from the pentagon "finish the fight once and for all"

Marketing war like it's Halo 6

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016



Mirthless posted:

hahahaha

the house of representatives is apparently loving notorious for vandalizing wikipedia btw

there's a wikipedia article about it

congress-edits is a pro twitter follow. One day a few years ago someone there kept on reducing wayne gretzky's height

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

Relevant Tangent posted:

Places Trump gives no fcuk about :

It's just a map of the world, blacked out, except for little pin-pricks of light immediately around Trump properties.

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
"this ship sure feels like a place"
-the president of the united states

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:




as soon as i tune in:

"HOW ABOUT THE USS FORD?!?! WHAT A GREAT... place"

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
LOL

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh today is one of the better days

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 379 days!

mormonpartyboat posted:

"this ship sure feels like a place"
-the president of the united states
hes not wrong :shrug:

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


tenderjerk posted:

preisdent fat as hell, who cares

e: dballs

president thicc*

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
this ship has things, and people, and isn't upside down

WarMECH
Dec 23, 2004
as these stories develop it will come to light that every single person who has ever crossed paths with donald j trump has direct ties to russia except for trump himself

he is just a deep cover agent whos job it is to root out russian agents within our own government

playing the long game here hope it pays off

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
remember when president grimace told everyone Ford was a navy dude as if he expected them to be shocked and impressed with what a smart smart boy he is

Shalebridge Cradle
Apr 23, 2008



This show is consistently the best resource for understanding WTF is going on in the world anymore

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

Lastgirl posted:

I just imagined him sliding it with that stupid poo poo eating smile on the plane with the kfc

i wuoludlnt be surprised if career statedep and white huose stafers get really pissed off when theyre trying to brief the chief manchild and he just starts noisly biting into a big mac half way thourh a presentation

WarMECH
Dec 23, 2004

kaleedity posted:

congress-edits is a pro twitter follow. One day a few years ago someone there kept on reducing wayne gretzky's height

lol i find this way funnier than it should be

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Trump speaks like David Byrne writes a love song

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


I loving love Trump "speeches"

TheBuilder
Jul 11, 2001
Trump really worships (warships) Patton.

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

mormonpartyboat posted:

"this ship sure feels like a place"
-the president of the united states

mormonpartyboat posted:

this ship has things, and people, and isn't upside down


Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
https://twitter.com/ZekeJMiller/status/837384869130960896

Oh well that's good

SpaceGoku
Jul 19, 2011

WarMECH posted:

as these stories develop it will come to light that every single person who has ever crossed paths with donald j trump has direct ties to russia except for trump himself

he is just a deep cover agent whos job it is to root out russian agents within our own government

playing the long game here hope it pays off

this is the second best possible ending next to the piss tape being real

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

They should have a tuba player follow him around all day playing slow derp-de-derp music.

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
tuned into the "I WILL NEVER EVER LET YOU DOWN"

magiccarpet
Jan 3, 2005




i always imagine trump as a kid sitting in front of the tv watching old timey war movies a la the scene in scrooged where he sees himself in the past

Endless Trash
Aug 12, 2007


I can truthfully say I've never met Vladimir Putin nor have any monetary ties to him.

It's really not that hard.

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

the president is never aware of anything, stop asking this question

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
ur in big BIG trouble buster brown *deploys nuclear warheads*

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

prefect posted:

They should have a tuba player follow him around all day playing slow derp-de-derp music.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0aIqx1McVI

Mons Hubris
Aug 29, 2004

fanci flup :)


Good Soldier Svejk posted:

Trump speaks like David Byrne writes a love song

Guess this ship must be a place

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
lol trump actin like he just learned about Midway

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
maerica i am pleased to announce that they navy dshared an impourtant technoloogy that we have recently mastered... beyonce. did you know this ship is beyonce because it is less dense than the water surounding it? i have propeosed that we make a whole new wing of the navy using ships that are less beyonce than air so wecan master the skies and crush radical islmaic terrorism

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
BIG BIG TROUBLE

:ohdear:

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan
Is it to late for Sessions to go back into the senate? Did they fill his seat yet? Can we evict him from Washington DC permanently?

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

Tatum Girlparts posted:

lol trump actin like he just learned about Midway

midway, terrible airport, not nearly as good as ohare

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

I am now sad that it turns out I was just following Family Guy. :(

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


Lastgirl posted:

BIG BIG TROUBLE

:ohdear:

do not worry

big big trouble is below big league trouble on the Trump Trouble Scale

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
they turned the tides. It was a tough tide, it was a vicious tide, and they turned it.

OUR PRESIDENT WARIO

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

The Nastier Nate posted:

Is it to late for Sessions to go back into the senate? Did they fill his seat yet? Can we evict him from Washington DC permanently?

His seat's filled. He's welcome to run for it again, but it's filled, and he'd lose all his seniority by returning.

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Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!

paranoid randroid posted:

the president is never aware of anything, stop asking this question

it's good to constantly reiterate how clueless he actually is

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