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Relevant Tangent
Nov 18, 2016

Tangentially Relevant

Pollyanna posted:

how would holding a press conference be worse for him than resigning?

Because he's going to gently caress up and try to lawyer his way out of the press questions, and you can't do that because lawyering is offensive as hell to the American public. Trump's people will turn on him quick as poo poo, and they'll tell their dipshit representatives to turn on him and it'll be a mess. Hunkering down and letting this blow over would have worked. Charming his way out of it is insane, but it's also exactly the kind of poo poo you'd expect from a lawyer, who are constitutionally incapable of accepting that they're despised by the vast majority.

Ed Balls would know better, he's a true man of the people. (Assuming we're going to pretend the British are people.)

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Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




the fruit of the cannabis leaf

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
now you might be asking

https://twitter.com/igorvolsky/status/837349761837580293

how i got myself into this mess

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

This is slightly more reputable than the twitter account

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

Intel&Sebastian posted:

It's obvious the Clintonian wing is using this to cover the stink of failure but anyone who thinks that's where this is all coming from, rather than a rather lucky break on their part, is hosed up and dumb.

hosed up and dumb is p much the demthread wheelhouse

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 381 days!

Alter Ego posted:

That 4chan dude is gonna look real stupid
what part of "DC Insider Here" can you not understand!?

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen

Woof Blitzer posted:

Headlines for 3/3/17: Rand Paul beats Trump with Nintendo GameCube

im hard

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Oh poo poo I forgot it was 5000 and not 9000 lol

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

holy poo poo sarah jeong is a dabus

JawKnee
Mar 24, 2007





You'll take the ride to leave this town along that yellow line

Alter Ego posted:

That 4chan dude is gonna look real stupid

like, more stupid?

Venuz Patrol
Mar 27, 2011

unreal. just unreal

Relevant Tangent
Nov 18, 2016

Tangentially Relevant

Schnorkles posted:

sessions is not resigning in a press conference you goobers!!!

you're right, there is no way that's going to happen (today)

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

mormonpartyboat posted:

now you might be asking

https://twitter.com/igorvolsky/status/837349761837580293

how i got myself into this mess

[record scratch and freeze frame]

change my name
Aug 27, 2007

Legends die but anime is forever.

RIP The Lost Otakus.


well, he has 6 minutes. I'm sure 4chan, repository of truth, has this on lock

the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

Relevant Tangent posted:

Because he's going to gently caress up and try to lawyer his way out of the press questions, and you can't do that because lawyering is offensive as hell to the American public. Trump's people will turn on him quick as poo poo, and they'll tell their dipshit representatives to turn on him and it'll be a mess. Hunkering down and letting this blow over would have worked. Charming his way out of it is insane, but it's also exactly the kind of poo poo you'd expect from a lawyer, who are constitutionally incapable of accepting that they're despised by the vast majority.

Ed Balls would know better, he's a true man of the people. (Assuming we're going to pretend the British are people.)

*extremely simple country lawyer voice* ed bahls

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven
https://twitter.com/FT/status/837404665243451393

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

tenderjerk posted:

I couldn't help but notice that the whole "alabama leprechaun" viral video years ago was from Mobile, where sessions is based

probably a coincidence tho

No, keep it up. You're asking the questions the MSM is afraid to ask.

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
Piss.. tape???

https://twitter.com/justinjm1/status/837373876581580801

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

paranoid randroid posted:

hosed up and dumb is p much the demthread wheelhouse

Yeah, there's a real Ben Kenobi thing going on there where someone not acknowledging their own failures and yelling RUSSIA DID THIS TO ME! is a fool, but the online geeks who act like those people are completely rational are the bigger fools. And they all live inside the blue eyes of a mega-fool who thinks there is no There there with Russia and they're all conspiracy mongers.

There's definitely something bad in Trumpland regarding Russia. It's probably not him taking orders from Putin with a pisstape hanging over his head, but whatever it is ain't good at all.

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
brb panning for bitcoin in the river

Venuz Patrol
Mar 27, 2011

Schnorkles posted:

Jefferson Bureaugard Sessions, third of his line, is a big dumb baby and totally incompetent.

he has brought shame onto the family name of jeff

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


A BIT coin?

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

mormonpartyboat posted:

now you might be asking

https://twitter.com/igorvolsky/status/837349761837580293

how i got myself into this mess

no way

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

im dying

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
i saw a thing at a music festival a couple years back where you could buy budweiser with bitcoins

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010


Welp, someone's getting shot.

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
he's almost surely a piece of poo poo, but i cant help but kind of like luther strange, the tallest man to ever be a senator.

i hope i never hear another detail about him.

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesus. Could make John Dean's revelations during Watergate look like a walk in the park.

Pollyanna
Mar 5, 2005

Milk's on them.



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change my name
Aug 27, 2007

Legends die but anime is forever.

RIP The Lost Otakus.

paranoid randroid posted:

brb panning for bitcoin in the river

you'd be better off panning for graphics cards in the ashes of a bitcoin miner's house

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009


Omg pisssssss

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Coolguye posted:

because calling it that before formal charges are brought poisons the well on bringing those charges.

🤔⌨️🗞️🤷

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Alter Ego posted:

That 4chan dude is gonna look real stupid

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Literally stopped working until I see the Sessions piss tape

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

paranoid randroid posted:

i saw a thing at a music festival a couple years back where you could buy budweiser with bitcoins

Microsoft takes bitcoins. Or they did.

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Public and bipartisan questioning I assume?

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob
If they know where Steele is to offer him a chance to speak, doesn't it follow that uh... "other" agencies might know his location?

Not a Children
Oct 9, 2012

Don't need a holster if you never stop shooting.


DAS MATTERING

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AB8f8KVzy8s

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mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
day is coming

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