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Why does she feel that her not shaving her pubes is the most offensive part of it? Wtf, this guy sounds insufferable. She should be embarrassed to be with him.
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If by the third sentence of your story a reader has all the evidence they need for you to break up you probably dont need 1000 more words about how you are dating a 12 year old.
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Pick posted:I'm pale as hell and I thought that was bad?? After a certain point of relative opulence the en vogue thing is to pretend like you are a peasant laborer and do stuff like purposefully get a tan so it can go both ways really. Just do what you want lol. I personally like pale more (but I'm a goon so there's that). It's healthier though as long as you get enough Vitamin E n poo poo. Radiation sucks. Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:Pretty sure there was a followup where the mom knew about it, as well, which is pretty bad as well! man if someone dosed me with laxative I would not react well whatsoever prolly poo a lot (in rage of course) Moridin920 fucked around with this message at 22:01 on Mar 2, 2017 |
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:Pretty sure there was a followup where the mom knew about it, as well, which is pretty bad as well!
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Sunlight is for vitamin D I thought. And a bit of a tan is good for smoothing skin tone, so I don't think a modern preference for that is likely to ever really go away.
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:Pretty sure there was a followup where the mom knew about it, as well, which is pretty bad as well! holy poo poo i appreciate these ones where the OP is like 'ok, so he gave my dad a heart attack, interesting, let's see how deep this rabbit hole goes' so, so much. their sacrifice for all our entertainment will not go unremembered.
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This one isn't particularly interesting, but based on the area code in the username, the ages and the situation I think I know the people in it Me [20F] with my S/O [20M] of over 1 year, are we too incompatible? He gets so crabby when I want to do anything with him. quote:Hey guys! Throwaway because I didn't want this on my main account. Sorry this got so long. I see now why people use throwaways, so goons a year later don't find you.
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Nazzadan posted:This one isn't particularly interesting, but based on the area code in the username, the ages and the situation I think I know the people in it You just willingly admitted to knowing and possibly associating with horse people. time Unless you can prove it was for thread research purposes only, we're going to put you on trial.
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Leon Einstein posted:Why does she feel that her not shaving her pubes is the most offensive part of it? Wtf, this guy sounds insufferable. She should be embarrassed to be with him. Yeah, if you think that your friends will make fun of you for the state of your pubic hair, I think you're too used to being around 12 year olds.
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MF_James posted:You just willingly admitted to knowing and possibly associating with horse people. time I live in a cowboy town, it's not my fault!
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Nazzadan posted:I live in a cowboy town, it's not my fault! The facts are already stacking up against you, better hire yourself a good horselawyer.
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I've been advised by my horselawyer to say no more, you can contact Stuart Horseman here with any questions http://www.equinelegalsolutions.com/attorney-directory.html He works for a peppermint a day, and a saltlick if I win the case. Fun sidefact, I found out from my horsegirl girlfriend yesterday she has licked a saltlick. Is this a red flag?
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Nazzadan posted:I've been advised by my horselawyer to say no more, you can contact Stuart Horseman here with any questions http://www.equinelegalsolutions.com/attorney-directory.html Did the horse lick it first?
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Nazzadan posted:I've been advised by my horselawyer to say no more, you can contact Stuart Horseman here with any questions http://www.equinelegalsolutions.com/attorney-directory.html How glossy is her coat? Is her gait light or heavy? How many hands is she? We need more information before putting on the blinders of judgement.
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Licking a salt lick is not weird. They have that pink Himalayan rock salt at horse equipment places too, and always have. lol that people at whole foods pay a shitzillion dollars/lb for it.
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MF_James posted:Did the horse lick it first? Barudak posted:How glossy is her coat? Is her gait light or heavy? How many hands is she? We need more information before putting on the blinders of judgement. Content to deflect off of my literal horse gf I (21/f) have pretty much decided that I need to breakup with my immature boyfriend (22/m) of 2+ years. Would like to hear other's thoughts on my situation. I keep justifying staying with him, but I think I just need to end it. quote:We have quite a few issues. The main problem I have with him is that most of the time (like 9 out of 10) he flat out refuses to communicate and come to a resolution when there's a problem. He doesn't even like to acknowledge that there is a problem. He has said these exact words before - "I don't care about your feelings", "If I don't see a problem, there isn't a problem". Yeah... I know, I need to just get out. But I keep trying so hard for this to work. We are such great friends, better than we are lovers, and I keep thinking we'll be okay because of that. Another one where you don't even need to read the body. You mentioned dumping him twice in the title alone, break it off and move on.
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Sisal Two-Step posted:What are the ages? right now i'm guessing mid-20s. Moridin920 posted:man if someone dosed me with laxative I would not react well whatsoever
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:pantsing story This is another classic "someone just keeps making the worst choice/possessed by an idiot ghost" story, except that I think the boyfriend may just be the idiot ghost. The concept that this man is 28 is unendingly depressing.
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Antivehicular posted:This is another classic "someone just keeps making the worst choice/possessed by an idiot ghost" story, except that I think the boyfriend may just be the idiot ghost. The concept that this man is 28 is unendingly depressing. He may need to be put down
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Leon Einstein posted:Why does she feel that her not shaving her pubes is the most offensive part of it? Wtf, this guy sounds insufferable. She should be embarrassed to be with him. porno fucks up people's expectations of sex and body image
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:Sociopath prankster Jfc make sure to read this one
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"I don't care about your feelings", "If I don't see a problem, there isn't a problem" lol
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quote:I (21/f) have pretty much decided that I need to breakup with my immature boyfriend (22/m) of 2+ years. Would like to hear other's thoughts on my situation. I keep justifying staying with him, but I think I just need to end it. uhh I don't think he deserves anyone at all
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Girl whose sister slept with her boyfriend needs to cut her sister, and apparently her mom forever. I feel bad for the sister and her obvious mental health issues but everything is going to always be about the sister. She will make it about her and has already, and she'll continue to interfere in her sisters life until someone helps her get the help she needs. It'd be the healthiest thing for both of them.
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# ? Mar 2, 2017 22:57 |
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Clearly the solution is to turn her sister gay personally so mom knows
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ArbitraryC posted:"I don't care about your feelings", "If I don't see a problem, there isn't a problem" "Why are you still bitter about when I cheated on you?" Lol
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Antivehicular posted:This is another classic "someone just keeps making the worst choice/possessed by an idiot ghost" story, except that I think the boyfriend may just be the idiot ghost. The concept that this man is 28 is unendingly depressing. Prank that fucker to death with a tire iron.
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quote:Should I (14F) tell my parents what my brother (5M) did or would I get in trouble? quote:Boyfriend (30m) dislikes 2 of my closest friends and mentors (45m & 40f), they dislike him, and I (26f) can't choose either "side" anymore. quote:I guess I am also starting to look at my relationships with Chris and Kate because Jesse has said I am "obsessed" with them and I look to Chris like a father figure, in particular. It's made me feel insecure about everything. I really look up to them, but maybe that's wrong? I do trust Chris's judgment in everything so maybe I do think of him somewhat like a father, and maybe that's wrong? I know they aren't infallible, they do have their quirks and weaknesses, but I tend to see their best sides, which is at work.
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# ? Mar 3, 2017 01:53 |
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Haifisch posted:"Don't date people who think men and women can never be platonic friends" needs to be taught in schools, imo. "don't date goons" is more succinct
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Pick posted:"don't date goons" is more succinct Terrible advice. GLITBL.
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# ? Mar 3, 2017 02:11 |
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Just dont even date. Get a dartboard out with names on it, fling the dart, marry the person whose name it lands on. Do not let petty things like gender or marital status get in the way of your true love.
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# ? Mar 3, 2017 02:12 |
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Don't date women who don't have girl friends is a really good one. I forget if it was in this thread and I let the post slip by without quoting.
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Elsa posted:Don't date women who don't have girl friends is a really good one. I forget if it was in this thread and I let the post slip by without quoting. I've said it before but it's pretty common wisdom.
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# ? Mar 3, 2017 02:19 |
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Barudak posted:Just dont even date. mine landed on "barudak", time to buy me a
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# ? Mar 3, 2017 02:19 |
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DON'T gently caress THE HORSES EITHER GODDAMMIT I found the protogoon: Platonic relationship, how do I give her a platonic shoulder rub? quote:u/cp51846y Is that what the inside of a brain sounds like?
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# ? Mar 3, 2017 02:24 |
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I feel like it's less , and more 'it's not actually platonic from my end, but I feel less creepy about my shoulder-rub plan if I keep saying it is.'
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# ? Mar 3, 2017 02:32 |
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I had a girl give me a backrub and then I woke up after a new years party to her mouth on my dick. You need to be gay to pull off the platonic angle.
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Elsa posted:I had a girl give me a backrub and then I woke up after a new years party to her mouth on my dick. You need to be gay to pull off the platonic angle. Originally read that as "...woke up after a new years party to her dick in my mouth."
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Elsa posted:I had a girl give me a backrub and then I woke up after a new years party to her mouth on my dick. You need to be gay to pull off the platonic angle. It was just a prank, bro
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Drunk Nerds posted:It was just a prank, bro Also there have got to be some choice comments on the sociopath boyfriend and doormat gf one. Was he really 28, because I feel like that got reported incorrectly because some lines got crossed itt
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