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Cosmik Slop posted:I am both comforted and disturbed by the fact that the only thing stopping us from sliding into a fascist government is that everyone trying to implement it is dumber than a bag of hammers. They have control of all the levers of power. Trembling, Donald reaches out to yank the Fascism lever. He pauses and, with a massive groan from his mid-section, shits his pants in a flowing torrent, slips, and writhes around in his puddle for the first few months of his Presidency.
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I don't care for the fiendish music of the moor
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Mar 2, 2017 23:30
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Cyborgs don't age, dummy. 
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DryGoods posted:They have control of all the levers of power. Trembling, Donald reaches out to yank the Fascism lever. He pauses and, with a massive groan from his mid-section, shits his pants in a flowing torrent, slips, and writhes around in his puddle for the first few months of his Presidency. 
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https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/837429006047797249 Sessions does not resign, so sayeth the Conservative Oracle
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MizPiz posted:Cyborgs don't age, dummy. then why does abuela dye her hair??
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Fallen Hamprince posted:it is loving astonishing how much contact the trump campaign had with the russians ingratiating russians in bed with the russians RUSSIAN VOMIT
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Mar 2, 2017 23:33
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gently caress...that was a gut punch.
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anime was right posted:then why does abuela dye her hair?? he meant to say romney's an android, clinton's the cyborg, having biological features with her robotic parts 
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Mar 2, 2017 23:35
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anime was right posted:then why does abuela dye her hair?? So no one will recognize her at Comet Pizza where she makes the sex pizza duh
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Shageletic posted:Kushner really offends me, this nothing billionaire boy bro who's largely deciding American foreign policy. Yeah, pretty much my thoughts too.
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Zikan posted:they need someone who will whip them into some kind of shape and has actual expereince governing chris christie bellyflopping into the proverbial pool would be incredible.
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that's christ chrstie's music!
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Consummate Professional posted:Thank u deep state
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Mar 2, 2017 23:36
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BREAKING: Russian Ambassador to Peepeetown Found Dead in a Pile of Poo
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Add some more qualifiers on this bit of brilliance, Bill. Sessions also didn't have sex with me, or murder even a single member of my family.
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angerbeet posted:So no one will recognize her at Comet Pizza where she makes the sex pizza duh How far does this rabbit hole go???
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Lastgirl posted:https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/837429006047797249 I don't get it, is he a whore?
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i can't read this any other way than 'i can't confirm it happened, also it happened' these people suck
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Brother Friendship posted:Add some more qualifiers on this bit of brilliance, Bill. Sessions also didn't have sex with me, or murder even a single member of my family. https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/837430461349642240 https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/837431051211374593
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Mar 2, 2017 23:37
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I did not have Session articulate once with that Russian.
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lol i can't confirm or deny i met with anyone because, when i met with them, we all agreed that it was off-the-record
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Mar 2, 2017 23:38
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https://twitter.com/MZHemingway/status/837413029394399232 Hm the Federalist people seem to be upset........ at Obama. https://twitter.com/lifebythecreek/status/837418157447000066 lmao
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Mar 2, 2017 23:38
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Chris Crispie planned this from the very beginning
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Well that's one way to end the Session high. It's a 2 minute video and I couldn't even watch the whole thing. Brutal.
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Mar 2, 2017 23:38
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Trump: The Russian Con: Sessions
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ShutteredIn posted:https://twitter.com/MZHemingway/status/837413029394399232 always read the profile to spot the hypocrisy "I don't share your groupthink and it's unlikely I will be bullied into sharing it. Have a great day." k lady.
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ShutteredIn posted:https://twitter.com/MZHemingway/status/837413029394399232 Obama is the most powerful president of the US, affecting things beyond his tenure.
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I said this earlier, but I'll say it again. Sessions is very different from Flynn. His resignation would break trump's admin in half.
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Lastgirl posted:https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/837429006047797249 eternal reminder 
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Yeah, I'd be suprised if sessions actually does fall.
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Lastgirl posted:https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/837429006047797249 look, what jeff meant was that kislyak definitely didn't suck him off in a secret soundproofed sex dungeon under the russian embassy, which is totally true
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but lol i was suprized on nov 8th
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anime was right posted:Trump: The Russian Con: Sessions Twenty Sessionsteen: The Con is On
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https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/837431579337232388 any takers?  Ed Balls would call
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