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Coming to theaters this summer:quote:My (22M) fiancé (22F) has her whole brides maids roster ready, and I don't have a best man, let alone more than a couple groomsmen.
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My boyfriend (soon to be fiance, 28 yr old male), accidentally poo poo in my mouth (I'm a 29 yr old female). submitted 4 hours ago by cantbelieveit69 quote:obvious throwaway.
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# ? Mar 3, 2017 03:07 |
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Tolkien minority posted:My boyfriend (soon to be fiance, 28 yr old male), accidentally poo poo in my mouth (I'm a 29 yr old female). This is almost certainly fake but hot drat
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# ? Mar 3, 2017 03:11 |
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Don't say "shitfaced" around Nancy
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# ? Mar 3, 2017 03:11 |
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Elsa posted:Don't say "shitfaced" around Nancy oh my god
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# ? Mar 3, 2017 03:13 |
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Tolkien minority posted:My boyfriend (soon to be fiance, 28 yr old male), accidentally poo poo in my mouth (I'm a 29 yr old female). the best r/relationships letter to penthouse five stars
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# ? Mar 3, 2017 03:13 |
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Like, maybe this makes me ableist or whatever, but if I was dating someone with a medical condition involving uncontrollable diarrhea, I would probably avoid 69/butt-stuff positions that would put me directly downwind of butt-spray at bare minimum
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# ? Mar 3, 2017 03:15 |
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I think it would be more downstream, in this case.
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# ? Mar 3, 2017 03:15 |
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quote:i know he didn't do it on purpose - he has IBS-D WELL THEN DON'T PUT YOUR MOUTH NEAR HIS rear end in a top hat, LADY!
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# ? Mar 3, 2017 03:20 |
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If you want a perfect reason to break up, there it is.
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# ? Mar 3, 2017 03:21 |
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With great power comes great responsibility
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# ? Mar 3, 2017 03:22 |
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Elsa posted:If you want a perfect reason to break up, there it is. I think "pooped in my mouth" should be a universally respected mulligan. Nothing personal, you're a swell guy, you pooped in my mouth, seeya.
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# ? Mar 3, 2017 03:23 |
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if you don't like the flavor of his dooks it's not true love anyway
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# ? Mar 3, 2017 03:26 |
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Straight White Shark posted:I think "pooped in my mouth" should be a universally respected mulligan. Nothing personal, you're a swell guy, you pooped in my mouth, seeya. Pretty much. No shame on the dude -- this isn't the deliberate car-shitter from a while back, who should be shamed from the rooftops, or 28-Year-Old Pantsing Goblin -- but it's pretty reasonable to just move on. I don't even know how you'd start to repair attraction to someone who pooped in your goddamn mouth
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# ? Mar 3, 2017 03:29 |
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Straight White Shark posted:I think "pooped in my mouth" should be a universally respected mulligan. Nothing personal, you're a swell guy, you pooped in my mouth, seeya. Looking for a sneaky way to poop in my boyfriend's [35M] mouth for a guilt free break-up [19F], any advice?
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# ? Mar 3, 2017 03:37 |
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Jon Irenicus posted:Looking for a sneaky way to poop in my boyfriend's [35M] mouth for a guilt free break-up [19F], any advice? Ask for a rim job. If he says no, you dump hm for not meeting your sexual needs. Win-win.
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# ? Mar 3, 2017 03:40 |
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Antivehicular posted:Like, maybe this makes me ableist or whatever, but if I was dating someone with a medical condition involving uncontrollable diarrhea, I would probably avoid 69/butt-stuff positions that would put me directly downwind of butt-spray at bare minimum Everyone look at this ableist shitlord
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# ? Mar 3, 2017 03:47 |
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At the same time if you haven't accidentally tasted poo poo you're not trying.
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# ? Mar 3, 2017 03:51 |
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I'm curious if she was on bottom did she like tap out or try to buck him off before the three-count can someone ask
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# ? Mar 3, 2017 03:53 |
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54 40 or gently caress posted:Everyone look at this ableist shitlord More like not willing to eat shitlord
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# ? Mar 3, 2017 04:02 |
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chumbler posted:I think it would be more downstream, in this case. brownstream
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# ? Mar 3, 2017 04:32 |
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ArbitraryC posted:brownstream Ok, this post wins this round of the thread.
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# ? Mar 3, 2017 05:49 |
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"Will that icky feeling last?" Til the day you die, darling. In fact it also prevents you getting into heaven.
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# ? Mar 3, 2017 09:32 |
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He might as well go all out and ask her for a2m next.
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# ? Mar 3, 2017 09:43 |
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I'm not sure how I feel about 69s anymore, but I didn't even know dudes went on top. That seems awkward Also is it better to be the pooper or the poopee?
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# ? Mar 3, 2017 11:01 |
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69 is pretty terrible, i'd rather just give or recieve, not both.
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# ? Mar 3, 2017 11:16 |
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It's very important to get the oral sex out of the way as efficiently as possible. If you try to do two things at once, you don't do a very good job at either one.
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# ? Mar 3, 2017 11:45 |
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I think we all know what the answer here is... I (28 m) have been with my girlfriend (23 f) for a little over 6 months. Everything started nice but we have been constantly fighting of the dumbest things. The current target of the fights is my dogs. I have 2 female dogs that i love like children. They have been with me since I moved here and they have gotten me through some tough times. Back the the current gf she started off with a small bit of jealousy towards them. It began with "hey when you get home show me love first" then evolved into "dont let them on your furniture" and then spiraled into arguments where i was petting them with her in the room and she got jealous and mad. This continues until now i cant pet or play with my dogs when my gf is around and today she tells me that they need to be "outside dogs". I drew the line here and wont budge. So she counters with the classic me or them hypothetical and she really dosnt like my answer bc i choose the dogs. So here is the question. Should i continue to compromise and let her slowly push my dogs out of the picture or dump her ? Tldr: girlfriend is slowly pushing my dogs i have had for years and love like kids out of the picture. Should i let her continue or let her go?
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# ? Mar 3, 2017 13:32 |
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BITCHES STAY
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# ? Mar 3, 2017 13:38 |
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Chain her up in a doghouse imo, and don't let her on your furniture. Outdoor girlfriends do usually live significantly shorter lives, especially if there is major traffic or coyotes nearby
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# ? Mar 3, 2017 13:47 |
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In all seriousness though the OP is a spineless molluscoid for even harboring the most minute reservation of kicking her out on her rear end.
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# ? Mar 3, 2017 13:52 |
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What if the dogs punched her?
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# ? Mar 3, 2017 13:55 |
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How is that even a question, what an idiot. Hmmmm do I pick someone who I really barely know or the creatures that love and adore me unconditionally
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# ? Mar 3, 2017 14:20 |
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54 40 or gently caress posted:How is that even a question, what an idiot. Hmmmm do I pick someone who I really barely know or the creatures that love and adore me unconditionally This. I'm confused as to how anyone could think this is something they need thorough advice for
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# ? Mar 3, 2017 14:36 |
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Maybe girlfriend just wants a belly rub and a soft scritch behind the ears, too. Also how do people get jealous of animals getting affection. Just join in and they will love you too and suddenly you bond over petting animals. Which is the best bonding.
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# ? Mar 3, 2017 15:01 |
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I dunno, you ever been with one of those must love dogs people who lets their huge dirty dogs lick their face and climb all over you when you're eating or sitting on the couch? I don't think we're getting the whole picture and he's sort of making up the jealousy. It's me reading into the line about keeping the dogs off the furniture as a negative, though. Gumbel2Gumbel fucked around with this message at 15:11 on Mar 3, 2017 |
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Gumbel2Gumbel posted:I dunno, you ever been with one of those must love dogs people who lets their huge dirty dogs lick their face and climb all over you when you're eating or sitting on the couch? "oh no the dog's used to being around cats, yours will be fine as long as she doesn't run at the sight of her"
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# ? Mar 3, 2017 15:10 |
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Picking this one out of r/weddingplanning Wedding payment disaster. What now? Who knows quote:Throwaway because this is frankly very embarrassing. Anyway let me tell you about my nightmare of a wedding.
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# ? Mar 3, 2017 15:58 |
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zakharov posted:Picking this one out of r/weddingplanning holy loving poo poo that's evil well if they wanted to use the wedding as an occasion to completely destroy their relationship with their son, mission accomplished in the most efficient fashion possible
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# ? Mar 3, 2017 16:01 |
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# ? May 14, 2024 18:24 |
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^and several other family members, by the sounds of it Jesus Christ and I thought having my in laws run out bs sticking us with the bill for the bar had been bad.
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# ? Mar 3, 2017 16:02 |