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Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

Duscat posted:

this is really something to see, it's as close to a literal 360 & moonwalk as we're ever likely to see until 2018, which is predicted by top warlocks to be three times as crazy as 2017

im think crazy increases at an exponential value

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SpaceGoku
Jul 19, 2011

Lindsey O. Graham posted:

why not? when you have putin's taste in your mouth too


I wonder if putin is angry that he looks like a daniel craig clone that got taken out of the vat too soon

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

Duscat posted:

how does everyone suddenly have an opinion on a comic nobody under the age of 50 ever read

im american
i have opinions on everything i dont understand

HycoCam
Jul 14, 2016

You should have backed Transverse!

That DICK! posted:

i'm drinkin gin cause i accidentally bought a big fuckin thing of it instead of vodka and i wanted to dip a q-tip in it today to clean my bowl and now there's a freaking q-tip in there


At least the qtip was clean...

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

SpaceGoku posted:

I wonder if putin is angry that he looks like a daniel craig clone that got taken out of the vat too soon

yes, and he uses kleptocracy sourced money, in addition to the blood of his enemies, to sop up the tears, and touch up his makeup, respectively

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Turdfuzz posted:

im american
i have opinions on everything i dont understand

:same:

especially on things i don't care about.

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

That DICK! posted:

i'm drinkin gin cause i accidentally bought a big fuckin thing of it instead of vodka and i wanted to dip a q-tip in it today to clean my bowl and now there's a freaking q-tip in there



:discourse:

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

skaboomizzy posted:

i love this forum, this thread, and all of you

Same

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

Robert Plant posted:

My brother, who is 18 months older than me and who I shared bunk beds with while we were growing up, legitimately believes that black people are genetically not capable of being as intelligent as white people

whitemattermatters

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



youre all good posters and good people

except those of you who deny jughead's asexuality - this is literally heresy

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
turmp has jughead's diet moose's brains and betty (or vernica whoevers is the more jealous one))'s temperament

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

punchymcpunch posted:

youre all good posters and good people

except those of you who deny jughead's asexuality - this is literally heresy

i have no opinion on jugheads sexuality, because comic books are for children

manga on the other hand is art

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



i personally would rather be with the girl next door blonde whose name I forget, but would no doubt end up with the rich one because mostly what I want is a life of hedonistic comfort and idleness

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
white people was a mistake

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

bump_fn posted:

white people was a mistake

Big Fat Iguana
Aug 21, 2016

remember. and never lie.

SKULL.GIF posted:

Immediately after anointing Trump as presidential, the media released a barrage of compromising evidence on Jefferson Sessions who proceeded to give a press conference where he confirmed that he committed perjury before turning on his heel and fleeing the stage

Multiple Republicans are calling for him to recuse himself from investigations into Trump's connections to Russia. Democrats are calling for Sessions to outright resign.

Trump's Russian-woven sweater is unraveling bigly.

Also the committee in the House currently writing the Obamacare lite bill said they have it they totally swear it's locked up in this room and we'll let a couple people see it (but not make copies) just trust us. At which point House Dems and Senate Republicans demanded to see it, and were stopped by Capitol police. Rand Paul even brought a portable copier with him. When it was proved the Bill was not in the room the House Democrats and Senate Republicans teamed up and set off on a quest to find the missing Bill, Rand with his copier and Nancy Pelosi with her dogs. The bill is still MIA and may not actually exist l

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
---------------------------->
jughead is burgersexual

guys dont know your fuckin archie lore

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Homeless Friend posted:

whitemattermatters

allmattermatters
#allthingsmatter
oh wait, that's not right either
let's see:

oh right:

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
im on day 3 witout a smoke and holy poo poo do i want a smoke but i relaized this mus tbe what trump feels like when he goes a day without tweeting and fukcing poo poo up to get orem negative attention

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



I think back on the mad hunt for a mysterious document in the Capitol building, including Pelosi bringing in some hounds to help look, and I just assume I awoke in some sort of mad fugue state

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
JUGHEAD👏IS👏CANONICALLY👏ASEXUAL👏

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Big Fat Iguana posted:

Also the committee in the House currently writing the Obamacare lite bill said they have it they totally swear it's locked up in this room and we'll let a couple people see it (but not make copies) just trust us. At which point House Dems and Senate Republicans demanded to see it, and were stopped by Capitol police. Rand Paul even brought a portable copier with him. When it was proved the Bill was not in the room the House Democrats and Senate Republicans teamed up and set off on a quest to find the missing Bill, Rand with his copier and Nancy Pelosi with her dogs. The bill is still MIA and may not actually exist l



i think i know where it is...

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



*puts on benjamin franklins glasses* oh my goddddd its actually written on the back of lincoln's tablets!

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

i don't know about jughead, i know he likes burgers, think he wars a crown of sorts. i don't know about his asexuality. lives in riverdale. make a case to me. i'm an undecided jughead voter

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

Epic High Five posted:

I think back on the mad hunt for a mysterious document in the Capitol building, including Pelosi bringing in some hounds to help look, and I just assume I awoke in some sort of mad fugue state

pelosi let her own intrens make a rikckrolll video about her cats an honestly i wouldve banged pelosi 20+ years ago and she reminds me of my old lady aunt who sitll works in marketing. birining in her dogs was like the perfect old lady stunt also she probably just likes her dogs

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



cumshitter posted:

pelosi let her own intrens make a rikckrolll video about her cats an honestly i wouldve banged pelosi 20+ years ago and she reminds me of my old lady aunt who sitll works in marketing. birining in her dogs was like the perfect old lady stunt also she probably just likes her dogs

ya I don't have much beef with Pelosi, at least in a situation like we're in now where nonstop agitation is what we need

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

Lindsey O. Graham posted:


i think i know where it is...

give her the D
.
.
.
.
.
rone strike

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Obviously, if I could press a button and replace every Dem with Bernie or Warren I would

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

Epic High Five posted:

Obviously, if I could press a button and replace every Dem with Bernie or Warren I would

its called a clitoris

WithoutTheFezOn
Aug 28, 2005
Oh no

cumshitter posted:

pelosi let her own intrens make a rikckrolll video about her cats an honestly i wouldve banged pelosi 20+ years ago and she reminds me of my old lady aunt who sitll works in marketing. birining in her dogs was like the perfect old lady stunt also she probably just likes her dogs
Thanks for telling us you want to gently caress your aunt.

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



bump_fn posted:

its called a clitoris

hey bb want me to punch your clit 30,000 times while screaming BERNIE BERNIE BERNIE BERNIE plz swipe right

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

WithoutTheFezOn posted:

Thanks for telling us you want to gently caress your aunt.

lots of poeople do shes pretty cool

she acutaly ran out of her own nun confirmation cermonty to follow a bigger god: capitalism

JawKnee
Mar 24, 2007





You'll take the ride to leave this town along that yellow line

bump_fn posted:

white people was a mistake

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

Epic High Five posted:

hey bb want me to punch your clit 30,000 times while screaming BERNIE BERNIE BERNIE BERNIE plz swipe right

TEXT M<E

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



Hello

Tromp bad

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

WithoutTheFezOn posted:

Thanks for telling us you want to gently caress your aunt.

stop the kinkshaming, and let's celebrate our differences

moveable shape
Oct 18, 2015
Pelosi aunt sex cake

MadJackal
Apr 30, 2004

If you need to cool down before sleep after reading about the massive infiltration of Russian interests in the GOP/Trump campaign, I recommend watching the Bob Ross of YouTube MRE review videos:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1fDGFXP4X_I

This is my favorite autisty thing ever, and my greatest joy lately has been playing a modded-to-gently caress Skyrim.

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

gently caress he aunt

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Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

moveable shape posted:

Pelosi aunt sex cake

:kiss:

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