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cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
its only becocming ovbious to me now but my aunt was ahuge lesbo who ran off to new york after not joinning the nunnery so she would never have to explain to my family whhy she never married good for ehr

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Rubber Tucky
Oct 14, 2004


Next time I will pay attention while choosing my thread tags.
Donald Trump

Bad

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



MadJackal posted:

If you need to cool down before sleep after reading about the massive infiltration of Russian interests in the GOP/Trump campaign, I recommend watching the Bob Ross of YouTube MRE review videos:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1fDGFXP4X_I

This is my favorite autisty thing ever, and my greatest joy lately has been playing a modded-to-gently caress Skyrim.

I've been having a blast playing sword and board on the most ridiculously insanely high modded difficulty possible, where being an archer is even more OP and thus I will never do it

Rubber Tucky
Oct 14, 2004


Next time I will pay attention while choosing my thread tags.

cumshitter posted:

its only becocming ovbious to me now but my aunt was ahuge lesbo who ran off to new york after not joinning the nunnery so she would never have to explain to my family whhy she never married good for ehr

You should hit her up and hang out

cheese eats mouse
Jul 6, 2007

A real Portlander now
Didn't a secretary of the interior ride a horse into the office ?

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

Rubber Tucky posted:

You should hit her up and hang out

im gonnah ave to if iplan to gently caress her

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

aunt gay
so what

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



bump_fn posted:

TEXT M<E

These violent delights have

*checks calculations*

Oh wait it's just full communism now in the end

SpaceGoku
Jul 19, 2011

Big Fat Iguana posted:

Also the committee in the House currently writing the Obamacare lite bill said they have it they totally swear it's locked up in this room and we'll let a couple people see it (but not make copies) just trust us. At which point House Dems and Senate Republicans demanded to see it, and were stopped by Capitol police. Rand Paul even brought a portable copier with him. When it was proved the Bill was not in the room the House Democrats and Senate Republicans teamed up and set off on a quest to find the missing Bill, Rand with his copier and Nancy Pelosi with her dogs. The bill is still MIA and may not actually exist l

really paul d. ryan (the d. stands for dummy!!!) is lucky that the trump admin is a non stop parade of idiots because it's the only thing keeping everyone from realizing that he can't get poo poo accomplished

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

with every trump senior administration official felled, we grow one step closer to our first female president

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxLLKHGNnIU

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

triple sulk posted:

Hello

Tromp bad

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

Big Fat Iguana posted:

Also the committee in the House currently writing the Obamacare lite bill said they have it they totally swear it's locked up in this room and we'll let a couple people see it (but not make copies) just trust us. At which point House Dems and Senate Republicans demanded to see it, and were stopped by Capitol police. Rand Paul even brought a portable copier with him. When it was proved the Bill was not in the room the House Democrats and Senate Republicans teamed up and set off on a quest to find the missing Bill, Rand with his copier and Nancy Pelosi with her dogs. The bill is still MIA and may not actually exist l

Holy poo poo, I missed this


This is like the world's most depressing scooby doo reboot

ShutteredIn
Mar 24, 2005

El Campeon Mundial del Acordeon
when can i watch the piss tape

Big Fat Iguana
Aug 21, 2016

remember. and never lie.

cheese eats mouse posted:

Didn't a secretary of the interior ride a horse into the office ?

Gee I completely forgot about that. Where the hell did he park it??? Leaving a horse tied up for eight hours or more is cruel, and I'm pretty sure they don't have a stable at the Department of The Interior.

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747
Is Jughead Wimpy's son?

cheese eats mouse
Jul 6, 2007

A real Portlander now
I can't remember if it was yesterday or the day before everything is running together

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

cumshitter posted:

its only becocming ovbious to me now but my aunt was ahuge lesbo who ran off to new york after not joinning the nunnery so she would never have to explain to my family whhy she never married good for ehr

it's crazy how connecting the dots as an adult can give you brand new perspective on people you thought you already knew very well

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

ShutteredIn posted:

when can i watch the piss tape

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

Lindsey O. Graham posted:

it's crazy how connecting the dots as an adult can give you brand new perspective on people you thought you already knew very well

Same

I grew up in the San Fernando valley, and its hillarious how many of my elementary school friends' parents were in the porn industry

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

when putin says so, once trump bites the hand that feeds to feed his own ego, an inevitability; that piss tape is going live

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

The Glumslinger posted:

Same

I grew up in the San Fernando valley, and its hillarious how many of my elementary school friends' parents were in the porn industry

sweet! just :perfect:

DrPlump
Oct 5, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
EMAILS@edballs.internet

Big Fat Iguana
Aug 21, 2016

remember. and never lie.

The Glumslinger posted:

Holy poo poo, I missed this


This is like the world's most depressing scooby doo reboot

When they make All The President's Men II I sincerely hope they have this scene and it's also rewritten to make it into an odd couple/buddy cop movie staring Nancy and Rand and the copier and hounds

MadJackal
Apr 30, 2004

Epic High Five posted:

I've been having a blast playing sword and board on the most ridiculously insanely high modded difficulty possible, where being an archer is even more OP and thus I will never do it

Sword and board 4ever (supplemented with lots of Apocalypse magic + Balanced Magic aka Buffed Magic).

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

Big Fat Iguana posted:

When they make All The President's Men II I sincerely hope they have this scene and it's also rewritten to make it into an odd couple/buddy cop movie staring Nancy and Rand and the copier and hounds

Ok, now i'm that its a remake of the Fox and the Hound, but its the Copier and the Hound

Idiot Kicker
Jun 13, 2007
Coworker today claimed that all the news agencies were lining up to poo poo on Trump after he spoke to Congress. I had a miniature stroke.

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

Idiot Kicker posted:

Coworker today claimed that all the news agencies were lining up to poo poo on Trump after he spoke to Congress. I had a miniature stroke.

i assume u shot him

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



MadJackal posted:

Sword and board 4ever (supplemented with lots of Apocalypse magic + Balanced Magic aka Buffed Magic).

I've got those but haven't yet figured out how I want to work magic into the build yet tbh, so I'm pumping points into it but getting nothing out of it yet and good lord is that an impediment on these modes

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1h8cHUnP9k

Principal Skinner = House GOP

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



OH MY GOD MY FEDERAL TAX RETURN DEPOSITED A WEEK EARLY AND NOW INSTEAD OF BEING LATE ON 2/3 OF MY BILLS BETWEEN NOW AND MY NEXT PAYCHECK I AM GOING TO BE ON TIME WITH ALL AHHHHHHHHHHH I'M SO HAPPY IN SUCH A SAD AND PLEBIAN WAY AHHHH

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
thamps tund

Dieting Hippo
Jan 5, 2006

THIS IS NOT A PROPER DIET FOR A HIPPO

Big Fat Iguana
Aug 21, 2016

remember. and never lie.

Epic High Five posted:

OH MY GOD MY FEDERAL TAX RETURN DEPOSITED A WEEK EARLY AND NOW INSTEAD OF BEING LATE ON 2/3 OF MY BILLS BETWEEN NOW AND MY NEXT PAYCHECK I AM GOING TO BE ON TIME WITH ALL AHHHHHHHHHHH I'M SO HAPPY IN SUCH A SAD AND PLEBIAN WAY AHHHH

I paid off a credit card and bought new pants. It was nice :unsmith:

knobgobblin
Oct 28, 2010

got a bone to pick
hope it doesn't take until midterms for the other shoe to drop, but you know

nothing matters

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

nothing midterms

The Ol Spicy Keychain
Jan 17, 2013

I MEPHISTO MY OWN ASSHOLE
As a great goon once said;

it me

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Epic High Five posted:

OH MY GOD MY FEDERAL TAX RETURN DEPOSITED A WEEK EARLY AND NOW INSTEAD OF BEING LATE ON 2/3 OF MY BILLS BETWEEN NOW AND MY NEXT PAYCHECK I AM GOING TO BE ON TIME WITH ALL AHHHHHHHHHHH I'M SO HAPPY IN SUCH A SAD AND PLEBIAN WAY AHHHH

tired of winning yet?!

Hodgepodge
Jan 29, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 229 days!

Scent of Worf posted:

As a great goon once said;

it me

You're the pisstape?

Is this a Johnny Mnemonic type scenario?

Hodgepodge
Jan 29, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 229 days!

Baloogan posted:

tired of winning yet?!

An absolutely tremendous abyss; the very best I'm told. It's gonna gaze back so hard you may even get tired of gazing into it and you'll say please, please Mr. Abyss, I have a headache. Please, don't gaze back so much. This is getting terrible.’ And I'm going to say, ‘No, we have to make America great again.’

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M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon

MadJackal posted:

If you need to cool down before sleep after reading about the massive infiltration of Russian interests in the GOP/Trump campaign, I recommend watching the Bob Ross of YouTube MRE review videos:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1fDGFXP4X_I

This is my favorite autisty thing ever, and my greatest joy lately has been playing a modded-to-gently caress Skyrim.

watching this was actually really relaxing

except now i wanna start apocalypse prepping for some strange reason

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