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Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Baloogan posted:

tired of winning yet?!

My taxes are going up under Trump even if I get this promotion that I made the final round for

so ya kno

no

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old.flv
Jan 28, 2017

A good lad who likes his Anna's.

The Glumslinger posted:

Same

I grew up in the San Fernando valley, and its hillarious how many of my elementary school friends' parents were in the porn industry

What about your parents

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

ppl always talk about havin no money 4 crack so they gotta suck dick 4 crack but has anyone ever smoked crack 4 dick?????????????////

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

Quisling posted:

What about your parents

While my dad does rock a pornstache, I doubt they were doing too many pornos back in Wisconsin

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

if u neverr found porn o ur parents then lol u got lame parents

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

lol those mre's cook better than most ppl itt i bet

old.flv
Jan 28, 2017

A good lad who likes his Anna's.

The Glumslinger posted:

While my dad does rock a pornstache, I doubt they were doing too many pornos back in Wisconsin

Not with that attitude geez

Hodgepodge
Jan 29, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 225 days!

Turdfuzz posted:

if u neverr found porn o ur parents then lol u got lame parents

My parents are DEAD! Dead in a gutter! For no reason! That's what they left me while yours were making awkward porno!

- Batman

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

bump_fn posted:

JUGHEAD👏IS👏CANONICALLY👏ASEXUAL👏

death of the author what?

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Turdfuzz posted:

if u neverr found porn o ur parents then lol u got lame parents

my parents never met :colbert:

Hodgepodge
Jan 29, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 225 days!
Jughead just can't get enough of tasty, succulent meat wedged between two firm, tender buns.

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

mrbradlymrmartin posted:

my parents never met :colbert:

i aint even makin that up

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

jughead is deffo asexual....

asexual deviant!!!!

knobgobblin
Oct 28, 2010

got a bone to pick
glory hole

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

mrbradlymrmartin posted:

i aint even makin that up

nice to meet u jesus

Big Fat Iguana
Aug 21, 2016

remember. and never lie.
https://mobile.twitter.com/KennyDucey/status/833844026340159489

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

mrbradlymrmartin posted:

i aint even makin that up

hello son it was hard work today on the cum plantation

Grizzled Patriarch
Mar 27, 2014

These dentures won't stop me from tearing out jugulars in Thunderdome.



Big Fat Iguana posted:

Also the committee in the House currently writing the Obamacare lite bill said they have it they totally swear it's locked up in this room and we'll let a couple people see it (but not make copies) just trust us. At which point House Dems and Senate Republicans demanded to see it, and were stopped by Capitol police. Rand Paul even brought a portable copier with him. When it was proved the Bill was not in the room the House Democrats and Senate Republicans teamed up and set off on a quest to find the missing Bill, Rand with his copier and Nancy Pelosi with her dogs. The bill is still MIA and may not actually exist l

You forgot the best part, where the house minority whip went up to a bust of Abe Lincoln and started talking to it about how he couldn't find the bill.

Grizzled Patriarch fucked around with this message at 08:00 on Mar 3, 2017

moveable shape
Oct 18, 2015

Turdfuzz posted:

ppl always talk about havin no money 4 crack so they gotta suck dick 4 crack but has anyone ever smoked crack 4 dick?????????????////

piss ape

Mean Baby
May 28, 2005

Fojar38 posted:

i had one of those surreal "wait, donald trump is the president?" moments before the machine we are all hooked up to fired some endorphins into my brain stem to distract me

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Grizzled Patriarch posted:

You forgot the best part, where the house minority whip went up to a bust to Abe Lincoln and started talking to it about how he couldn't find the bill.

im glad everyone is brain broke now

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

Baloogan posted:

im glad everyone is brain broke now
stop projecting

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

Epic High Five posted:

My taxes are going up under Trump even if I get this promotion that I made the final round for

so ya kno

no

A republican raising taxes? When did trump announce that?

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

got any sevens posted:

A republican raising taxes? When did trump announce that?

Trump suggested raising tariffs for one.

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

bump_fn posted:

JUGHEAD👏IS👏CANONICALLY👏ASEXUAL👏

do not ignore the part of the canon where Jughead is an avowed fan of manga :colbert:

quadrophrenic
Feb 4, 2011

WIN MARNIE WIN

Bip Roberts posted:

Trump suggested raising tariffs for one.

well that's no big deal, just gotta buy only american goods forever!

OhFunny
Jun 26, 2013

EXTREMELY PISSED AT THE DNC

Schnorkles posted:

he can't purge.

he has no employees, no appointees, no managers. He's relying on Obama people to make government work.

This is the problem, Bannon's lunacy has hamstrung his agenda. You can't just "purge" the agencies. They have to work.

https://twitter.com/politico/status/837506831241076736

He may just.

oliwan
Jul 20, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo
Emails?

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

got any sevens posted:

A republican raising taxes? When did trump announce that?

on the poor and middle class, he is cutting taxes for the rich
supply side economics replete with fiscal water boarding of the proletariat

them rural voters just keep winning, and can't stop
no one can stop
welcome to nonstop winning
:getin: :cheerdoge:

SpaceGoku
Jul 19, 2011


would be a good way to test how long the federal government can subsist without an executive branch

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Turdfuzz posted:

nice to meet u jesus

el gusto es mio, turdfuzz

OhFunny
Jun 26, 2013

EXTREMELY PISSED AT THE DNC

SpaceGoku posted:

would be a good way to test how long the federal government can subsist without an executive branch
Not long I think.

It's the Imperial Presidency for a reason. Congress does not and cannot function. As we're seeing with GOP waiting for marching orders that aren't coming on things like the ACA.

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

mrbradlymrmartin posted:

העונג כולו שלי turdfuzz

ftfy

GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007

Conspiracy Theorists must have a part of their brain going CRAZY since they have to ignore the juiciest, most beautiful conspiracy in ages because they swore allegiance to the trumpstaffel because donald trump is a common working man who has never been part of politics or the establishment

Wraith of J.O.I.
Jan 25, 2012


Is Spicey spicin' tomorrow?

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

GrimGypsy posted:

Conspiracy Theorists must have a part of their brain going CRAZY since they have to ignore the juiciest, most beautiful conspiracy in ages because they swore allegiance to the trumpstaffel because donald trump is a common working man who has never been part of politics or the establishment

the conspiracy is that the media and the deep state are manufacturing this attack!!!

but then lol sessions goes and says yeah he lied about meeting with gossipy soviet-type ambassadors and im all whelp

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
also imo alot of the juiciest conspiracies were planted by the KGB so it makes sense alot of the conspiracy crowd is like, still listening to old sources etc

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
~meta-conspiracy~

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

i really don't think most of the leaks are coming from people obama appointed

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Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Gringostar posted:

i really don't think most of the leaks are coming from people obama appointed

no, they are coming from inside the white house because trump runs a roving poo poo show replete with continuous back stabbing instead of an actual administration

lol, just :lol:

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