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CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

There are two people in the stall.

She is actually a ventriloquist, and a drat good one at that.

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Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

CharlestheHammer posted:

She is actually a ventriloquist, and a drat good one at that.

"Watch as I gargle this cum, and my little pal Jimothy keeps talking!"

Testekill
Nov 1, 2012

I demand to be taken seriously

:aronrex:

snergle posted:

giving head is a euphemism for bulimia now? cool gonna work that into my lexicon
So the male voice is faked?

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
lol if you watch Twitter vids with sound on

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



You can see his legs, jfc.

wayfinder
Jul 7, 2003
http://i.imgur.com/Ma8e8Op.gifv

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

This loops so wonderfully.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Fake news!

She screams before the water touches her.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Platystemon posted:

Fake news!

She screams before the water touches her.

You wouldn't scream if you glanced up and something was coming over the top of the stall? The least-bad thing it can be is a peeper.

Ultimate Shrek Fan
May 2, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

Did I just watch a burder?

Beachcomber
May 21, 2007

Another day in paradise.


Slippery Tilde

Ultimate Shrek Fan posted:

Did I just watch a burder?

Nature selects against lazy birds.





Mostly.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Powaqoatse posted:

You can see his legs, jfc.

It's her arms.

tight aspirations
Jul 13, 2009


If we're not going to post people dying, could we extend that to animals as well? Thanks.

Grem
Mar 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 24 days!
Goons so fat don't know what feet look like.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Paladinus posted:

It's her arms.

It's true. Kids love wearing those popular hand-shoes these days.

oh dope
Nov 2, 2006

No guilt, it feeds in plain sight

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

It's true. Kids love wearing those popular hand-shoes these days.

Those are called gloves

Captainsalami
Apr 16, 2010

I told you you'd pay!

We had a deal!

Imagined
Feb 2, 2007

Captainsalami posted:

We had a deal!

Sure, they get out of the way of our cars, and we look the other way on the statue defication.

Railing Kill
Nov 14, 2008

You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.

oh dope posted:

Those are called gloves

:eng101: Fun fact: the German word for glove is literally "hand shoe." Handschuh.

The German word for hovercraft is my favorite, though: luftkissenwagen. "Air pillow vehicle." :3:

wayfinder
Jul 7, 2003
As a German, i respectfully disagree


The word is Luftkissenboot!

Railing Kill
Nov 14, 2008

You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.

wayfinder posted:

As a German, i respectfully disagree


The word is Luftkissenboot!

I think you mean luftkissenfusshandschuh. :colbert:

(I know, I know. I stand corrected. :tipshat: )

funmanguy
Apr 20, 2006

What time is it?
What's the he German word for schadenfreude?

Railing Kill
Nov 14, 2008

You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.

funmanguy posted:

What's the he German word for schadenfreude?

Backpfeifengesicht

Gorson
Aug 29, 2014

Railing Kill posted:

Backpfeifengesicht

Holy poo poo that's an actual word, I thought you were just stringing consonants together. German words are like their cars, why do something simply when you can accomplish the same result through complexity?

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Schuldlächeln

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Gorson posted:

Holy poo poo that's an actual word, I thought you were just stringing consonants together. German words are like their cars, why do something simply when you can accomplish the same result through complexity?

It's actually extremely simple. You just combine words until the gestalt means what you want it to mean.

Goa Tse-tung
Feb 11, 2008

;3

Yams Fan

funmanguy posted:

What's the he German word for schadenfreude?

funmanguyfreude

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009
Title doesn't lie. e- it was called "falling trees" but they changed it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjshiS0vraE

Jippa has a new favorite as of 21:39 on Mar 3, 2017

Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

funmanguy posted:

What's the he German word for schadenfreude?

Schmerzvergnügen.

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar

Railing Kill posted:

:eng101: Fun fact: the German word for glove is literally "hand shoe." Handschuh.

The German word for hovercraft is my favorite, though: luftkissenwagen. "Air pillow vehicle." :3:

And I live in the hand shoe's home, Handschuhsheim. Their coat of arms is just a glove.

Enos Cabell
Nov 3, 2004



Holy gently caress at 2:30 in :aaaaa:

Cassius Belli
May 22, 2010

horny is prohibited

Gorson posted:

Holy poo poo that's an actual word, I thought you were just stringing consonants together. German words are like their cars, why do something simply when you can accomplish the same result through complexity?

Phh, that's nothing. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YcMT395UvWI

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




:swoon:

I tried to figure it out from the thumbnail before watching & almost got it. Didn't realize Rhabarbarbarbara ran a bar, but did realize that the barbaren had barts. Then of course it goes on, and on :stare:

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



That's not schadenfreude. It should go in the awesome thread, if there still is one

Sloober
Apr 1, 2011

Enos Cabell posted:

Holy gently caress at 2:30 in :aaaaa:

More confused about the mini-ex sliding by at 2:05

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Sloober posted:

More confused about the mini-ex sliding by at 2:05

Ice maybe?

Kurieg
Jul 19, 2012

RIP Lutri: 5/19/20-4/2/20
:blizz::gamefreak:

"Does she know there's a drop?"

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

I love the ones where the kid is completely fine until the 5th time the parent asks "are you ok?"

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captainOrbital
Jan 23, 2003

Wrathchild!
💢🧒

This girl is loving committed to science. I hope she went to regionals.

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