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drat thoae parents must be the best smooth talkers ever because every wedding anything Ive ever dealt with allowing you to do anything less than 50% upfront if not all of it check cleared week or so in advance is unheard of. Hope they like not seeing their grandkids
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quote:H then went to find his parents. They told us they had some money issues and couldn't pay right now, and to tell the venue they'd pay them next week. They believed that since it was too late for the venue to get another wedding booking, they'd choose letting us do the wedding and getting paid late over kicking us out. Not true. The coordinator said the owner wanted cash or card payment if we wanted the venue doors unlocked. Great I get to keep their deposit and not have to deal with them? Fine by me. Much better then trying to chase them down for payment after the fact. My in-laws paid for everything. Except for talking us into increasing the guest list from 20 to 30 there wasn't a single problem. They are saints.
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Every time I read an insane wedding story it makes me so happy that mine was so smooth. My in-laws paid for the whole thing and the only thing they really insisted on was having a string trio for the ceremony instead of doing music through the DJ, we didn't really have an objection to it and they let us do what we wanted for everything else so we did it and it was really nice day of.
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Kullik posted:69 is pretty terrible, i'd rather just give or recieve, not both. This is so wrong. Our caterer left the country and stopped answering our calls a week before our wedding. She was apparently in over her head, but she could've told us that months earlier. Ugh, I get pissed thinking about it. Luckily another place saved the day and had awesome food. Leon Einstein fucked around with this message at 17:53 on Mar 3, 2017 |
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Mar 3, 2017 17:46
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I wish Chinese style weddings were more popular in the states because goddamn itd solve so many problems.
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Barudak posted:I wish Chinese style weddings were more popular in the states because goddamn itd solve so many problems. How do they work? I saw the Ang Lee movie but that's it.
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Mar 3, 2017 17:54
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And in that case, the wedding only worked because it allowed an artist to get American citizenship and for a homosexual to produce a grandchild for his traditionalist father.
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Pick posted:How do they work? I saw the Ang Lee movie but that's it. Wedding is held either at lunch or dinner. The wedding starts with the wedding itself, hosted by a professional MC, and is no longer than 30 minutes. The literal second the ceremony is complete food, served family style usually ten different dishes a table, pours out of the kitchen and booze is brought to the tables. Eating is alloted an bour and a half, then everyone is kicked out. The bride and groom then go home and hang out only with their closest friends and family as per their wishes. All guests bring cash only to the wedding and their names and amounts are recorded for appropriate reciprical gifts at their next social gathering. Most weddings make 2-3x the cost back in cash If youre like me you also give your family infinite face by bringing a bunch of different ethnicty foreigners and slamming back so much booze they hve to bring fresh bottles to your table.
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I [27 M] snooped in my my girlfriend's [25 F] diary and found she gave me bed-bugsquote:I guys, I want to get you opinion on this matter as I'm not sure if I should address this or pretend nothing happened... I've been with my girlfriend for a few months now and everything has really been perfect. We get along great, love eachother, and (I thought) didn't keep any secrets. We both live in studio apartments in NYC and never talked about moving in (too soon for me) but my apartment was overridden by bedbugs! I saw a few here and there (NYC...gotta deal) but then they were everywhere!! My gf offered to let me move my clothes and belongings to her place for a short term solution.
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Mar 3, 2017 18:01
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Kullik posted:69 is pretty terrible, i'd rather just give or recieve, not both. lol
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WAY TO GO WAMPA!! posted:I [27 M] snooped in my my girlfriend's [25 F] diary and found she gave me bed-bugs lmao wtf
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WAY TO GO WAMPA!! posted:I [27 M] snooped in my my girlfriend's [25 F] diary and found she gave me bed-bugs Run. Run fast.
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WAY TO GO WAMPA!! posted:I [27 M] snooped in my my girlfriend's [25 F] diary and found she gave me bed-bugs gently caress this
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WAY TO GO WAMPA!! posted:I [27 M] snooped in my my girlfriend's [25 F] diary and found she gave me bed-bugs 
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WAY TO GO WAMPA!! posted:I [27 M] snooped in my my girlfriend's [25 F] diary and found she gave me bed-bugs holy poo poo
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What's that good advice that people usually give? "Let the bed bugs bite?" You're good, dude, don't worry about it.
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WAY TO GO WAMPA!! posted:I [27 M] snooped in my my girlfriend's [25 F] diary and found she gave me bed-bugs woaaaaaaaaaaaaa ho ho ho whaaaaattttt ahahaha
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Anyone else itchy right now?
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WAY TO GO WAMPA!! posted:I [27 M] snooped in my my girlfriend's [25 F] diary and found she gave me bed-bugs
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Mar 3, 2017 18:11
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Barudak posted:If youre like me you also give your family infinite face by bringing a bunch of different ethnicty foreigners and slamming back so much booze they hve to bring fresh bottles to your table. Tell me next time you're in portland I will buy you lunch and hear your tales 
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Mar 3, 2017 18:12
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Pick posted:woaaaaaaaaaaaaa ho ho ho whaaaaattttt ahahaha
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Mar 3, 2017 18:14
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WAY TO GO WAMPA!! posted:I [27 M] snooped in my my girlfriend's [25 F] diary and found she gave me bed-bugs Violating her privacy like that, has he no shame?
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Mar 3, 2017 18:15
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Jesus, how dumb is she to write that down? Plausible deniability mayters!
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Mar 3, 2017 18:18
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Patrick Spens posted:Violating her privacy like that, has he no shame? Yeah, no kidding. And to use the excuse that he's an "aspiring writer". Pshaw!
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Mar 3, 2017 18:20
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Stenographer, that evidence is to be stricken from the record as it was obtained without probable cause or warrant. Ill remind the relationship jury to exclude this information when casting judgement in this case. Pick posted:Tell me next time you're in portland I will buy you lunch and hear your tales Sorry, youll have to settle for typo riddled posts as Im only ever in Portland's Marsha, Seattle.
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Barudak posted:Sorry, youll have to settle for typo riddled posts as Im only ever in Portland's Marsha, Seattle. That's a real shame, because Portland is the hobo urine capital of the West. Came in and swiped that from right under San Franciso's nose 
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WAY TO GO WAMPA!! posted:I [27 M] snooped in my my girlfriend's [25 F] diary and found she gave me bed-bugs Haha I totally expected this to be she knew she was infested and got him infested sort of deal, but holy hell she planted them in his house so he'd have to move in with her.
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Just lol that people need permission from the internet to be mad about someone putting bloodsucking parasites on them
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Mar 3, 2017 18:57
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Maybe that was a ploy to see if he'd snoop in her diary.
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Games within games within games within
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He should install a baby that isn't his so he can dump her without having to talk about it and write it in his diary
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54 40 or gently caress posted:Maybe that was a ploy to see if he'd snoop in her diary. Well bed bugs can travel by book. He must do the needful.
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WAY TO GO WAMPA!! posted:I [27 M] snooped in my my girlfriend's [25 F] diary and found she gave me bed-bugs incredible. also, the post is less than 2 hours old, but the author already deleted it. wonder if he's scared of his gf finding it? looks like he forgot to use a throwaway... 
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Bf (28M) said I agreed to "butt sex Friday". I (34F) do not remember agreeing to this.
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:Bf (28M) said I agreed to "butt sex Friday". I (34F) do not remember agreeing to this. I know that its either hes a pushing controlling idiot or she didnt understand his request was serious and not a joke, but I prefer to believe she has an identical twin he doesnt know about who pitched this idea to him just to mess up their relationship. That or everytime she sneezes she switches personalities and each one has no memory of the other.
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that's awfully contrived for a porno kickoff
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Mar 3, 2017 19:38
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found this one while trying and failing to find Butt Sex Fridayquote:I [42m] am devastated that my girlfriend [37f] is cheating on me with ME.
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She didn't respond until like 6:30pm. I was my usual charming and funny fellow and she immedaitely took a liking to me and started flirting. While I texted her and she told me not to come over tonight. (poo poo, I cock blocked MYSELF) So she talked to the other me, and they were getting along very well. Saying nice things, etc... She eventually said goodnight to me at 10:30pm (I stayed at my parents for the night) but she continued to talk to him until 12:30am. Which included a long sexting conversation where she played with herself til finish. She is totally falling for the other me, and they've already made plans to meet in Central Park in NYC soon.
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PleasingFungus posted:found this one while trying and failing to find Butt Sex Friday this relationship will work
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