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Poll: Who Should Be Leader of HM Most Loyal Opposition?
This poll is closed.
Jeremy Corbyn 95 18.63%
Dennis Skinner 53 10.39%
Angus Robertson 20 3.92%
Tim Farron 9 1.76%
Paul Ukips 7 1.37%
Robot Lenin 105 20.59%
Tony Blair 28 5.49%
Pissflaps 193 37.84%
Total: 510 votes
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Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Foxtrot_13 posted:

All it would take is a South African style truth and reconciliation commission and his political career would be berried with his admission of what he did.

Oh, that was meant to happen over the Boston College tapes but it never did.

He was brought in for questioning a few years ago over Jean McConville but obviously he wasn't charged.

In any case, even Paisley managed to achieve "harmless old man" status in the end.

Wheat Loaf fucked around with this message at 22:38 on Mar 3, 2017

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Comrade Cheggorsky
Aug 20, 2011


Gerry Adams is a meme man now, he is untouchable

Spangly A
May 14, 2009

God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall

Foxtrot_13 posted:

It's because young people have no idea what he got up to during the troubles and just see an affable old man. Same thing with people who think Guy Fawkes was a cool dude because he wanted to blow up politicians.

All it would take is a South African style truth and reconciliation commission and his political career would be berried with his admission of what he did.

In nationalist parts of Ireland, you think that Gerry Adams killing brits would play badly?

kustomkarkommando
Oct 22, 2012

Failing to kneecap his brother on the otherhand

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

kustomkarkommando posted:

Excuse me but Gerry Adams was never in the IRA don't you know

Fun story involving my uncle in law and Gerry Adams.
Back in the early 80's some IRA guy was shot dead, forget who was only 2 at the time.
He was from a family in my grandmother's area. So my whole family knew their older family not the dead young guy.
Anyway my uncle in law was a mad bastard back then, a real chuckie but to cowardly to do anything.
Also back then he had a big gently caress off bushy brown/black beard and wore glasses like Gerry Adams.
Our whole family decided no to go to the funeral, we didn't know the dead guy really and we knew there was going to be RUC police at it taking pics and videos.
But dumb gently caress uncle-in-law went.
When he got to the funeral he had a crowd around him at all times, shaking his hand, thanking him for coming, etc.
He didn't twig that they all thought HE was Gerry Adams until he saw police constantly watching him and taking pics of the car he drove in with (his own).
We got the local newspaper the next day asking if it was Gerry or our uncle in law as they were doubtful if they should run a story on it or not.

Edit: Fun legend No 2.
The legend why the lifts in Stormount have curtains on the mirrors.
I was told this when I worked there for 6 months, not sure if true or not.
One day Ian Paisley Snr was running to the lift and shouted to hold it from whoever was inside.
The person held it, but it was Gerry Adams, and it was too late to get out.
So both in the lift, they stared away from each other. But the lift had mirrors. So they were looking at each other backs.
A request to fit the lifts with curtains came shortly after.

happyhippy fucked around with this message at 23:08 on Mar 3, 2017

Spangly A
May 14, 2009

God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall

kustomkarkommando posted:

Failing to kneecap his brother on the otherhand

Distant cousin got kneecapped, the IRA were incredibly apologetic when they realised it was the wrong house. Didn't take back my uncle's heart attack and death, tho.

I'm more puzzled by Foxtrot not realising that he's on the wrong side of his own metaphor.

Paxman
Feb 7, 2010

I'm in London and old enough to remember the IRA setting off bombs here but can't help lining Gerry Adams on Twitter. He's a loveable and dotty old guy who's learnt to use the internet and loves it.

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Sure, if Martin McGuinness can go to white tie events and meet the Queen, Gerry Adams can be silly on Twitter.

Breath Ray
Nov 19, 2010

Spangly A posted:

Distant cousin got kneecapped, the IRA were incredibly apologetic when they realised it was the wrong house. Didn't take back my uncle's heart attack and death, tho.

I'm more puzzled by Foxtrot not realising that he's on the wrong side of his own metaphor.

So that's why you don't like Tony blair

kingturnip
Apr 18, 2008

Wheat Loaf posted:

Sure, if Martin McGuinness can go to white tie events and meet the Queen, Gerry Adams can be silly on Twitter.

I mean, if he starts filling his rubber ducks with Semtex, then we can reconsider Adams' value to peace generally but until then...

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Spangly A posted:

Gerry Adams continued ability to appeal to young people amazes me

or rather, the fact that he's the only politician west of the channel who can do this, amazes me

He's like a more appealing rolf harris without the noncing.

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames
Is he good at drawing?

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

The best ducks you ever saw.

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=750gwGnbAmI lmao

e: this is Mike Nesbitt's least magnanimous leaving speech ever

jBrereton fucked around with this message at 00:37 on Mar 4, 2017

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

OwlFancier posted:

He's like a more appealing rolf harris without the noncing.
Yeah, that was his da.

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.
One piece of good news: the most seats the DUP can get is 30. Will almost certainly only win 29; if Eamonn McCann's lucky, 28.

Sadly, though, a DUP FM is almost certain, unless the PBP or Greens change their designation to Nationalist to give SF the right to nominate as the largest party of the largest community.

TinTower fucked around with this message at 00:43 on Mar 4, 2017

jabby
Oct 27, 2010

TinTower posted:

One piece of good news: the most seats the DUP can get is 30. Will almost certainly only win 29; if Eamonn McCann's lucky, 28.

Sadly, though, a DUP FM is almost certain, unless the PBP or Greens change their designation to Nationalist to give SF the right to nominate as the largest party of the largest community.

If they get less than 30 don't they lose their ability to veto progressive legislation?

kustomkarkommando
Oct 22, 2012

TinTower posted:

One piece of good news: the most seats the DUP can get is 30. Will almost certainly only win 29; if Eamonn McCann's lucky, 28.

Sadly, though, a DUP FM is almost certain, unless the PBP or Greens change their designation to Nationalist to give SF the right to nominate as the largest party of the largest community.

Changing designations wouldn't do it, there's a deliberate fiddly out clause

Northern Ireland (St Andrews Agreement) Act 2006 16C(6) posted:

(6)If at any time the party which is the largest political party of the largest political designation is not the largest political party—

(a)any nomination to be made at that time under section 16A(4) or 16B(4) shall instead be made by the nominating officer of the largest political party; and

(b)any nomination to be made at that time under section 16A(5) or 16B(5) shall instead be made by the nominating officer of the largest political party of the largest political designation

So if Nationalist became the largest designation through someone jumping sides, if SF is one seat shy of the DUP the DUP would still retain the right to nominate first minister by virtue of being the largest political party

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I did not know that NI had official rules about dealing with nationalists/unionists.

That's... frankly a remarkably good idea but I'm astonished people managed to agree to it.

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.

jabby posted:

If they get less than 30 don't they lose their ability to veto progressive legislation?

The actual figure is 29 because you can bet that Jim Allister thinks that even the DUP are a little bit too queer-loving, but yes.

kustomkarkommando
Oct 22, 2012

OwlFancier posted:

I did not know that NI had official rules about dealing with nationalists/unionists.

That's... frankly a remarkably good idea but I'm astonished people managed to agree to it.

lol of course we do

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

OwlFancier posted:

I did not know that NI had official rules about dealing with nationalists/unionists.

It is the only way we are able to function.

quote:

That's... frankly a remarkably good idea but I'm astonished people managed to agree to it.

Different time and different people.

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.

kustomkarkommando posted:

Changing designations wouldn't do it, there's a deliberate fiddly out clause


So if Nationalist became the largest designation through someone jumping sides, if SF is one seat shy of the DUP the DUP would still retain the right to nominate first minister by virtue of being the largest political party

What if, as isn't improbable, the DUP and SF tie at 28-28 and PBP jump ship (which would possibly tie the community-wide totals too)?

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer

OwlFancier posted:

I did not know that NI had official rules about dealing with nationalists/unionists.

That's... frankly a remarkably good idea but I'm astonished people managed to agree to it.
It's bollocks lol but the whole Northern Ireland thing is a sticking plaster in general.

kustomkarkommando
Oct 22, 2012

TinTower posted:

What if, as isn't improbable, the DUP and SF tie at 28-28 and PBP jump ship (which would possibly tie the community-wide totals too)?

You have Jim Allister (TUV) and Claire Sugden (Ind) to add to the Unionist count so you'd need to muster two defectors. The Greens wouldn't be up for that - I doubt you'll get an Alliance jumper

Only time there was tactical redesignation was when Alliance went Unionist for like one day to save Trimble during the wobbly decommissioning days

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.

kustomkarkommando posted:

You have Jim Allister (TUV) and Claire Sugden (Ind) to add to the Unionist count so you'd need to muster two defectors. The Greens wouldn't be up for that - I doubt you'll get an Alliance jumper

Only time there was tactical redesignation was when Alliance went Unionist for like one day to save Trimble during the wobbly decommissioning days

The SDLP are projected to finish on two more than the UUP, I believe. So only the PBP would need to go Nationalist.

kustomkarkommando
Oct 22, 2012

I mean if the UUP weren't hosed before this election the closeness of this may mean they are now - I expect in the multi-month negotiations we'll get a rejiggering of the First Minister position so that it's just First Ministers (no deputy) who the largest party in the largest designation each have a right to nominate for with any vague illusion of primacy in position (and it is only an illusion now) officially dispelled and both names being put forward and voted on at the same time

kustomkarkommando
Oct 22, 2012

TinTower posted:

The SDLP are projected to finish on two more than the UUP, I believe. So only the PBP would need to go Nationalist.

If the SDLP finish on 12, SF will finish on 27 - they are competing for the last seat in the same constituency

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.

kustomkarkommando posted:

If the SDLP finish on 12, SF will finish on 27 - they are competing for the last seat in the same constituency

Ah, yeah, I realised that as soon as my maths didn't add up. Still, I think a PBP jump if SF win the East Londonderry seat would have 28-28 and 40-40.

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer

kustomkarkommando posted:

I mean if the UUP weren't hosed before this election the closeness of this may mean they are now - I expect in the multi-month negotiations we'll get a rejiggering of the First Minister position so that it's just First Ministers (no deputy) who the largest party in the largest designation each have a right to nominate for with any vague illusion of primacy in position (and it is only an illusion now) officially dispelled and both names being put forward and voted on at the same time
I expect we will have james brokenshire nodding like "hmmm very interesting" before pressing the "send in the para to Do Brexit" button.

kustomkarkommando
Oct 22, 2012

TinTower posted:

Ah, yeah, I realised that as soon as my maths didn't add up. Still, I think a PBP jump if SF win the East Londonderry seat would have 28-28 and 40-40.

It would be super deadlock yeah but I can't see PBP handing SF the ultimate prize, they seemed more than a little bitter over the conduct of the Belfast West election

Undead Hippo
Jun 2, 2013

Breath Ray posted:

they voted to opt out of eu funding and hmg can now make up the shortfall..if they even need funding now that the fishing industry can get off its knees

We don't live in the 15th Century. Fishing currently makes up 0.05% of the GDP of the UK. Fishing is not a major part of a developed economy and it never will be. Contact lenses are a bigger part of the UK GDP than fishing. The manufacture of aircraft parts is a bigger part of the UK economy than the entire agricultural sector. Processed goods are the heart of the UK economy, high value primary resources(like oil) and specialist services(especially banking) round out the rest. Looking at the low value agriculture sector as the driver of an economic miracle is foolish.

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

TinTower posted:

Ah, yeah, I realised that as soon as my maths didn't add up. Still, I think a PBP jump if SF win the East Londonderry seat would have 28-28 and 40-40.

I don't see Carroll redesignating after he and McCann made such a big showboat of designating as socialists instead of unionists or nationalists last time around.

Still, I'm ready to be surprised.

kustomkarkommando
Oct 22, 2012

If Carroll jumped id be concerned about the Alliance vote holding up in future elections, even liberal unionists could get spooked

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.
https://twitter.com/belfastboy71/status/837768736824258560

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I feel like this is the obvious rebuttal.

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

Paxman posted:

I'm in London and old enough to remember the IRA setting off bombs here but can't help lining Gerry Adams on Twitter. He's a loveable and dotty old guy who's learnt to use the internet and loves it.

I just realised that "I'm in London and old enough to remember the IRA setting off bombs here" is actually something people feel the need to qualify (last bomb in London was the South Quay one in 96) and now I feel old :smith:

Two guys I knew died in that and my friends dad was left permanently brain-damaged so I find it a little harder to see Gerry Adams as a bearded old rogue, personally.

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
I'm old enough to remember when the councils and stations had to remove the bins everywhere, our high streets were littered with McDonald's styrofoam boxes and it was disgusting. There is still some weird law in a lot of places about not having bins near government buildings.

LemonDrizzle
Mar 28, 2012

neoliberal shithead

learnincurve posted:

I'm old enough to remember when the councils and stations had to remove the bins everywhere...
As is everyone in their early thirties or beyond. Coincidentally, this is also the group that votes. This may have some electoral relevance if some underhanded swine were to spend the last few weeks of a general election campaign running non-stop footage and images of the aftermath of Omagh and Warrington overlaid with quotes from certain senior political figures.

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Breath Ray
Nov 19, 2010

Undead Hippo posted:

We don't live in the 15th Century. Fishing currently makes up 0.05% of the GDP of the UK. Fishing is not a major part of a developed economy and it never will be. Contact lenses are a bigger part of the UK GDP than fishing. The manufacture of aircraft parts is a bigger part of the UK economy than the entire agricultural sector. Processed goods are the heart of the UK economy, high value primary resources(like oil) and specialist services(especially banking) round out the rest. Looking at the low value agriculture sector as the driver of an economic miracle is foolish.

You'd be surprised at the range of products you can create through processing fish.

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