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Megabound posted:
And here I thought the Bong was filled with cum. I'll take the little wins. 
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Mar 5, 2017 02:22
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Ularg posted:And here I thought the Bong was filled with cum. No it is; you can juuuust make out the figurine.
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Mar 5, 2017 02:23
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hwordhan posted:Aaahhhh, ohhhh, hmmmm, would, would, would, yep yep yep yep yep yep yep A page back but I've had a poo poo week and this cracked me up. Thank you
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Mar 5, 2017 02:28
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EmptyVessel posted:Those 'book-shelves' are horrible both as an idea and in execution. 
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Mar 5, 2017 02:46
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Ularg posted:And here I thought the Bong was filled with cum. If your cum is bright green you need to see a doctor immediately.
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Mar 5, 2017 03:44
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Who What Now posted:If your cum is bright green you need to see a doctor immediately. Oh, gently caress. 
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Mar 5, 2017 04:04
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Ularg posted:Oh, gently caress. You probably shouldn't.
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Who What Now posted:If your cum is bright green you need to see a doctor immediately. look who doesn't know how to have a good time on st. patrick's day
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Mar 5, 2017 04:51
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Shugojin posted:Yeah but the thin end of the tie just barely goes through it. The tie loop can only do so much. It's a sign that you should shorten your tie before its insane length becomes a staple in every political cartoon drawn about you, alongside your tiny hands.
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Mar 5, 2017 05:01
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Tasteful Dickpic posted:This guy just needs to wear a shirt that fits him. And maybe get rid of the suspenders. No, he definitely shouldn't get rid of the suspenders. If a man thinks he needs that extra help keeping his pants up, Imma go ahead and trust his judgement on that one.
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Pastry of the Year posted:I really and truly believed just as a matter of course that everyone in a position of power had a paid coterie of people to make them look good and sand off any sort of embarrassing rough edges or whatever, but boy has the past year proven me wrong Someone convinced him to be less orange. Eventually. These days his eyelids are only a couple shades lighter than the rest of his skin.
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Mar 5, 2017 05:10
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Posting this here too, because it's just so good...in a bad way. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJeugIJFXas American politics in a nutshell.
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Mar 5, 2017 05:11
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Very good brick storage solution. Why isn't this in the lifehack thread?
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Different number of books on either side, but still appears to be more or less level. Not bad.
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Mar 5, 2017 05:23
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Did you know books can be different sizes?
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Mar 5, 2017 06:29
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Cosima posted:What the gently caress is a Butter Babe well now it's a new pet name that I'm totally stealing 
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Munchables posted:Howdy, I'm here to ruin your day some more. I know it's like 4-5 pages ago, and he's been posted multiple timea, but bad-teeth dvd guy is even worse. As was said before, he was charged and convicted for molesting his little sister. But here's where it gets good. To prove to people on the internet (he was also going to use the video as proof in court I believe) that he was innocent, he recorded himself t..............hanks?
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Mar 5, 2017 08:39
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Who What Now posted:If your cum is bright green you need to see a doctor immediately. Wow, offensive to Predators broh.
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CelticPredator posted:Wow, offensive to Predators broh. In your head-canon sperm runs through Predators' veins?
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Mar 5, 2017 08:58
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According to the directors of AvPR, Predators gently caress with their mouths.
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Mar 5, 2017 09:03
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cash crab posted:t..............hanks?
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CelticPredator posted:According to the directors of AvPR, Predators gently caress with their mouths. So that's why they hate xenomorphs so much.
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CelticPredator posted:According to the directors of AvPR, Predators gently caress with their mouths. So apparently that one piece of hentai Predator fanart is canon, good to know.
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Mar 5, 2017 10:29
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Oh look, it's the Quaker Bloats Man.
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Mar 5, 2017 11:20
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TK8325 posted:Oh look, it's the Quaker Bloats Man. This joke would require the quaker oats guy to not already be a gigantic fatass.
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Mar 5, 2017 11:33
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:This joke would require the quaker oats guy to not already be a gigantic fatass. The quaker oats guy is a grey haired grandpa, so it's different. He may have been a total babe when he was a young fella raising barns and whatnot. If you've got grandpa bod when you're in your prime you've got problems.
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Mar 5, 2017 11:48
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The grandpa bod: like the dad bod, but moreso.
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Mar 5, 2017 11:50
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Hey, Agent Orange, use a loving tie clip, dipshit. Scotch tape? Who the gently caress are you? Jesus rollerblading Christ I hate this gently caress.
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Mar 5, 2017 12:28
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cash crab posted:t..............hanks? 
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MY PALE GOTH SKIN posted:Great that's a thing I've never cared about before, but now will notice. WrenP-Complete posted:Does anyone have a source on that sweater? It owns bones. This is from forever ago, BUT try H&M around Halloween. They usually have similar stuff. e: I don't follow any male fashion blogs at all, so I don't have any pics. 
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So is this like the Sears "Standard Engagement Photo Set" or something?
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Mar 5, 2017 15:51
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Photographer's all like, "Naw man, look angry, like you don't wanna be here. That the only outfit you got? Get something a size too large and come back with an unflattering hairstyle."
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Not gonna lie, if I ever get engaged I'm gonna do that. Just has a sense of class and sophistication that I like. Step 1: Find a girlfriend.......this is gonna be hard.
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Basebf555 posted:Losing a lot of weight is really difficult, I don't think anyone would deny that. It's when someone starts getting into that "I ate totally healthy for a whole year and exercised 4 hours a day but I still gained weight!" crap that I start to roll my eyes. If you eat the right things in the right portions, and exercise daily, it is almost literally impossible not to lose weight unless you have some sort of legit medical issue. I know it's a de-thred of the thread but I can say, safely, that weight is just a thing and shouldn't be worried about by others. Some people are fat, some people are thin. My grandmother was overweight by about 70 pounds and lived to be 100. My grandfather was thin and hale and lasted to be 80. My great aunt was rail thin and lasted until her 90's. My great grandmother was fat and round, drank a gallon of whole milk and ate quart of sour cream every day and died at 95. Eating disorders are a thing. That's OK and those are the people to help. Some people are big, some people are small. I had a friend that was about 700 pounds. That was a disorder. He did eat absurd amounts of food. He lost weight via gastric bypass and now he's back down to a healthy weight. Some people, though, eat normally and stay fat. It's just the deal they were dealt.
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Cory was a lucky dude. Thats a fun family.
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