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May 16, 2003

IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh


OMGVBFLOL posted:

every night before laying my head to rest, I pray to congress and the new york times editorial board that i might someday live to see the front page of the NYT announce trump's impeachment with a banner headline of "YOU'RE FIRED" lol

Lol

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TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


OMGVBFLOL posted:

every night before laying my head to rest, I pray to congress and the new york times editorial board that i might someday live to see the front page of the NYT announce trump's impeachment with a banner headline of "YOU'RE FIRED" lol

You know for a fact they are going to use that headline. I would not be surprised at all if they have that already made.

Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:

TontoCorazon posted:

You know for a fact they are going to use that headline. I would not be surprised at all if they have that already made.

Every newspaper should band together to all publish the same headline so that when Trump looks through all the papers on his final day he just gets madder and madder

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May 16, 2003

IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh


We need some to hack Breitbart website and change the headline to "Trump Resigns" or something so he can see it and go "welp, time to pack my things I guess". The dementia would make him believe he just forgot that he did it.

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

turn off the TV posted:

There have also been like... five violent protests? And they've mostly been like a dozen people fighting

Meanwhile, a Trump supporter murdered two Indians and hah, that doesn't matter.

ha ha remember when the canadian trump supporter shot up a mosque

lmao the pres. will never acknowledge this

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010

Arrhythmia posted:

ha ha remember when the canadian trump supporter shot up a mosque

lmao the pres. will never acknowledge this

I remember

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Arrhythmia posted:

ha ha remember when the canadian trump supporter shot up a mosque

lmao the pres. will never acknowledge this

Pepperidge Lols remembers.

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



turn off the TV posted:

There have also been like... five violent protests? And they've mostly been like a dozen people fighting

Meanwhile, a Trump supporter murdered two Indians and hah, that doesn't matter.

Also I think a sikh got murdered a couple days ago while getting shrieked at to "go back to his country"

his supporters are "very passionate"

turn off the TV
Aug 4, 2010

moderately annoying

Pac-Manioc Root posted:

Also I think a sikh got murdered a couple days ago while getting shrieked at to "go back to his country"

his supporters are "very passionate"

The Sikh man had non life threatening injuries, fortunately.

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


one was killed.

also the president insinuated the jewish cemetery desecrations were either a false flag by jews or they brought it upon themselves lol.

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009
I am VERY bad at reading! Nothing to see here.

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May 16, 2003

IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh


Sikh are legit chill and cool people. But of course I'm sure an ignorant Trump supporter thought he was one of them muslims types

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



yeah like the real answer is "don't hate crime people you idiot" but i guess it's some quanta worse to hate crime the wrong people who are almost universally chill and good because they superficially resemble the people you really do want to hate crime.

turn off the TV
Aug 4, 2010

moderately annoying

Pac-Manioc Root posted:

yeah like the real answer is "don't hate crime people you idiot" but i guess it's some quanta worse to hate crime the wrong people who are almost universally chill and good because they superficially resemble the people you really do want to hate crime.

I don't know, a vaguely west Asian looking guy is probably on their chopping block anyways.

Warm und Fuzzy
Jun 20, 2006

Mr.Tophat posted:

Every newspaper should band together to all publish the same headline so that when Trump looks through all the papers on his final day he just gets madder and madder

This, but add a kicker about Obama doing something rad like water skiing with Miss America

turn off the TV
Aug 4, 2010

moderately annoying

Also we shouldn't ignore the fact that whites are being targeted for hate crimes as well. Of course the media doesn't report of any of this, like the case where an American born man of middle eastern descent shot two white teenagers who assaulted him in his home because he was dating one of their mothers.

How can we sit by while whites are being brutally victimized like this???

Mr Havafap
Mar 27, 2005

The wurst kind of sausage

Can this be the pic that sums up tRumps presidency?
Please God?

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

Mr Havafap posted:

Can this be the pic that sums up tRumps presidency?
Please God?

lmao that you are setting your standards this low

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/ChuckTingle/status/838412902109442050?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

MiracleFlare
Mar 27, 2012
How the hell does this guy manage to write 4,200 words of porn within a day

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

MiracleFlare posted:

How the hell does this guy manage to write 4,200 words of porn within a day

he has an army of Filipino ghost writers cranking out generic templates where he can do a global find and replace on whatever term is in the news at the time?

Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:

Warm und Fuzzy posted:

This, but add a kicker about Obama doing something rad like water skiing with Miss America

Every newspaper has a slightly different picture of Obama enjoying himself. Look, he's waving in this one! Look, he's giving a thumbs up in the next one! And see here, he's forming a heart with his hands towards us, the newspaper buyer, whomever that may be. What a lovable scamp he is!

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



turn off the TV posted:

I don't know, a vaguely west Asian non-white looking guy is probably on their chopping block anyways.

point taken

my new dog
May 7, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
"here is just some of the evidence we have found against obama"

Dizz
Feb 14, 2010


L :dva: L

Waterbed Wendy posted:

I am VERY bad at reading! Nothing to see here.

Donald trump leaker spotted. LEAVE NOW! SAD!

Kumo
Jul 31, 2004

lol, house intelligence chair Devin Nunes will be investigating Trump's baseless "Obama spying on me." claim.

Mr Havafap
Mar 27, 2005

The wurst kind of sausage

Arrhythmia posted:

lmao that you are setting your standards this low

You want to look over nuclear wasteland and think "Ah Donald, you scamp.."?

That picture tells a story about a man that had such empire over his hair it not only covered an enormous bald spot but also could withstand a gale., a remarkable feat I'm sure you will agree.
Unfortunately for him not much else was within his control.

That's how I hope he'll be remembered.

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Sir, our intelligence indicates that Obama doesn't give a gently caress

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
do you think the military are hiding the fact area 51 is a real place from trump in case he decides to visit?

Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:

Professor Shark posted:

Sir, our intelligence indicates that Obama doesn't give a gently caress

That time where he brushed his shoulders, that's when we knew he was unflappable, untouchable, unassailable

He's since gone from strength to strength, some might state that he's now at present, to use the precise term here sir, having a ball

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

Domald Tromp hasn’t been listening to his Timeline Briefings, and now he’s in trouble. To the frustration of his staff, Domald’s incompetence has allowed several unethical timelines to get dangerously close to this one, and facts regarding his administration’s deep connections to the Russian government are leaking left and right.

Domald decides to solve this problem old-fashioned way, with a tweet brazenly declaring that the previous President was wiretapping him. Domald hopes his bizarre fabrication will now dominate the news cycle while he heads out to golf with his Russian T-Rex buddies. Unfortunately, he has simply opened an even bigger can of worms.

Now Domald is forced to confront the physical manifestation of his fictional wiretapping scandal, and is about to learn that his tweet could cause him a lot of problems whether it’s true or not. Of course, this all culminates in a hardcore anal pounding on the golf course that will have your jaw on the floor!

This erotic tale is 4,200 words of sizzling human on handsome political distraction action, including anal, blowjobs, cream pies, rough sex and delusional online post love.


Mr Havafap posted:

You want to look over nuclear wasteland and think "Ah Donald, you scamp.."?

That picture tells a story about a man that had such empire over his hair it not only covered an enormous bald spot but also could withstand a gale., a remarkable feat I'm sure you will agree.
Unfortunately for him not much else was within his control.

That's how I hope he'll be remembered.

what i'm saying is that i'm holding out for a picture of trumps penis combover

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Warm und Fuzzy posted:

This, but add a kicker about Obama doing something rad like water skiing with Miss America

Just a picture of a grinning Obama giving a thumbs up

Mr Havafap
Mar 27, 2005

The wurst kind of sausage

Jose posted:

do you think the military are hiding the fact area 51 is a real place from trump in case he decides to visit?

Regardless of whether it really exists or not they should definitely make one up just for trump.

"Now we have reason to believe the aliens are looking to harvest symbiotes known as midichlorians. It's naturally present in the blood of management and political leaders, in fact it is what causes leaders to rise into prominence in the first place by showing the right choices and infusing confidence; it's safe to assume Mr President that you have loads!
It's really important that you never, ever mention midichlorians, that's M-I-D-I-C-H-L-O-R-I-A-N-S, whether in private or in public as this would surely provoke an alien invasion eager to suck the blood of leaders of this planet."

Maya Fey
Jan 22, 2017


https://twitter.com/911VICTIM/status/838325468604563457

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

*checks off box labeled "lol" on to-do list*

Mr Havafap
Mar 27, 2005

The wurst kind of sausage

Arrhythmia posted:


what i'm saying is that i'm holding out for a picture of trumps penis combover

Ok, I respect (?) that, personally I'm happy with Slapped In The Face By My Own Triple Taped Tie While My Enormous Butt Is Ignored.

Bulgogi Hoagie
Jun 1, 2012

We

Jukebox Hero posted:

He
Won
Like
poo poo

Why is nobody just constantly pointing out he won by less than either of our previous presidents so he can't parrot that poo poo all day

I get that they're still trying to be big and winning but god drat it he literally just lost less than hillary because republicans are trained like dogs to vote for the big white man who reminds them of their father's penis and has an (r) next to his name

And Hillary lost hard and sucks etc etc we can skip that part yes we all know her campaign was poo poo.

My point is purely "is he consciously lying about those numbers or is he honestly insane" and yes I know he's crazy but in this specific instance

Looked at all those words I typed, thought about how I never would have posted that without trump, and had a sensible lol because I'm on a diet.

you should keep calling about 30% of americans or more literally dogs imo

Bulgogi Hoagie
Jun 1, 2012

We

oh gently caress yes

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

etalian posted:

Remember all those crazy past stories on how he pretended to be his own press secretary?

Isn't that guy prez of the United States of America (of moonwalking fame!)?

LOL

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Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.

Bulgogi Hoagie posted:

you should keep calling about 30% of americans or more literally dogs imo

A world where every single Trump voter was instantaneously turned into a dog would be a lot better for everyone

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