OMGVBFLOL posted:every night before laying my head to rest, I pray to congress and the new york times editorial board that i might someday live to see the front page of the NYT announce trump's impeachment with a banner headline of "YOU'RE FIRED" lol Lol
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OMGVBFLOL posted:every night before laying my head to rest, I pray to congress and the new york times editorial board that i might someday live to see the front page of the NYT announce trump's impeachment with a banner headline of "YOU'RE FIRED" lol You know for a fact they are going to use that headline. I would not be surprised at all if they have that already made.
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# ? Mar 5, 2017 17:49 |
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TontoCorazon posted:You know for a fact they are going to use that headline. I would not be surprised at all if they have that already made. Every newspaper should band together to all publish the same headline so that when Trump looks through all the papers on his final day he just gets madder and madder
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# ? Mar 5, 2017 18:15 |
We need some to hack Breitbart website and change the headline to "Trump Resigns" or something so he can see it and go "welp, time to pack my things I guess". The dementia would make him believe he just forgot that he did it.
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# ? Mar 5, 2017 18:27 |
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turn off the TV posted:There have also been like... five violent protests? And they've mostly been like a dozen people fighting ha ha remember when the canadian trump supporter shot up a mosque lmao the pres. will never acknowledge this
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# ? Mar 5, 2017 18:48 |
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Arrhythmia posted:ha ha remember when the canadian trump supporter shot up a mosque I remember
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# ? Mar 5, 2017 18:50 |
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Arrhythmia posted:ha ha remember when the canadian trump supporter shot up a mosque Pepperidge Lols remembers.
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# ? Mar 5, 2017 18:55 |
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turn off the TV posted:There have also been like... five violent protests? And they've mostly been like a dozen people fighting Also I think a sikh got murdered a couple days ago while getting shrieked at to "go back to his country" his supporters are "very passionate"
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# ? Mar 5, 2017 18:56 |
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Pac-Manioc Root posted:Also I think a sikh got murdered a couple days ago while getting shrieked at to "go back to his country" The Sikh man had non life threatening injuries, fortunately.
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# ? Mar 5, 2017 18:58 |
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one was killed. also the president insinuated the jewish cemetery desecrations were either a false flag by jews or they brought it upon themselves lol.
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# ? Mar 5, 2017 18:59 |
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I am VERY bad at reading! Nothing to see here.
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# ? Mar 5, 2017 19:04 |
Sikh are legit chill and cool people. But of course I'm sure an ignorant Trump supporter thought he was one of them muslims types
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# ? Mar 5, 2017 19:10 |
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yeah like the real answer is "don't hate crime people you idiot" but i guess it's some quanta worse to hate crime the wrong people who are almost universally chill and good because they superficially resemble the people you really do want to hate crime.
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# ? Mar 5, 2017 19:13 |
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Pac-Manioc Root posted:yeah like the real answer is "don't hate crime people you idiot" but i guess it's some quanta worse to hate crime the wrong people who are almost universally chill and good because they superficially resemble the people you really do want to hate crime. I don't know, a vaguely west Asian looking guy is probably on their chopping block anyways.
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# ? Mar 5, 2017 19:15 |
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Mr.Tophat posted:Every newspaper should band together to all publish the same headline so that when Trump looks through all the papers on his final day he just gets madder and madder This, but add a kicker about Obama doing something rad like water skiing with Miss America
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# ? Mar 5, 2017 19:16 |
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Also we shouldn't ignore the fact that whites are being targeted for hate crimes as well. Of course the media doesn't report of any of this, like the case where an American born man of middle eastern descent shot two white teenagers who assaulted him in his home because he was dating one of their mothers. How can we sit by while whites are being brutally victimized like this???
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# ? Mar 5, 2017 19:18 |
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Can this be the pic that sums up tRumps presidency? Please God?
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# ? Mar 5, 2017 19:19 |
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Mr Havafap posted:Can this be the pic that sums up tRumps presidency? lmao that you are setting your standards this low
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# ? Mar 5, 2017 19:24 |
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https://twitter.com/ChuckTingle/status/838412902109442050?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
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# ? Mar 5, 2017 19:25 |
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How the hell does this guy manage to write 4,200 words of porn within a day
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# ? Mar 5, 2017 19:28 |
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MiracleFlare posted:How the hell does this guy manage to write 4,200 words of porn within a day he has an army of Filipino ghost writers cranking out generic templates where he can do a global find and replace on whatever term is in the news at the time?
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# ? Mar 5, 2017 19:30 |
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Warm und Fuzzy posted:This, but add a kicker about Obama doing something rad like water skiing with Miss America Every newspaper has a slightly different picture of Obama enjoying himself. Look, he's waving in this one! Look, he's giving a thumbs up in the next one! And see here, he's forming a heart with his hands towards us, the newspaper buyer, whomever that may be. What a lovable scamp he is!
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# ? Mar 5, 2017 19:32 |
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turn off the TV posted:I don't know, a vaguely point taken
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# ? Mar 5, 2017 19:33 |
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"here is just some of the evidence we have found against obama"
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# ? Mar 5, 2017 19:33 |
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Waterbed Wendy posted:I am VERY bad at reading! Nothing to see here. Donald trump leaker spotted. LEAVE NOW! SAD!
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# ? Mar 5, 2017 19:36 |
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lol, house intelligence chair Devin Nunes will be investigating Trump's baseless "Obama spying on me." claim.
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# ? Mar 5, 2017 19:38 |
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Arrhythmia posted:lmao that you are setting your standards this low You want to look over nuclear wasteland and think "Ah Donald, you scamp.."? That picture tells a story about a man that had such empire over his hair it not only covered an enormous bald spot but also could withstand a gale., a remarkable feat I'm sure you will agree. Unfortunately for him not much else was within his control. That's how I hope he'll be remembered.
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# ? Mar 5, 2017 19:42 |
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Sir, our intelligence indicates that Obama doesn't give a gently caress
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# ? Mar 5, 2017 19:42 |
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do you think the military are hiding the fact area 51 is a real place from trump in case he decides to visit?
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# ? Mar 5, 2017 19:48 |
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Professor Shark posted:Sir, our intelligence indicates that Obama doesn't give a gently caress That time where he brushed his shoulders, that's when we knew he was unflappable, untouchable, unassailable He's since gone from strength to strength, some might state that he's now at present, to use the precise term here sir, having a ball
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# ? Mar 5, 2017 19:51 |
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Domald Tromp hasn’t been listening to his Timeline Briefings, and now he’s in trouble. To the frustration of his staff, Domald’s incompetence has allowed several unethical timelines to get dangerously close to this one, and facts regarding his administration’s deep connections to the Russian government are leaking left and right. Domald decides to solve this problem old-fashioned way, with a tweet brazenly declaring that the previous President was wiretapping him. Domald hopes his bizarre fabrication will now dominate the news cycle while he heads out to golf with his Russian T-Rex buddies. Unfortunately, he has simply opened an even bigger can of worms. Now Domald is forced to confront the physical manifestation of his fictional wiretapping scandal, and is about to learn that his tweet could cause him a lot of problems whether it’s true or not. Of course, this all culminates in a hardcore anal pounding on the golf course that will have your jaw on the floor! This erotic tale is 4,200 words of sizzling human on handsome political distraction action, including anal, blowjobs, cream pies, rough sex and delusional online post love. Mr Havafap posted:You want to look over nuclear wasteland and think "Ah Donald, you scamp.."? what i'm saying is that i'm holding out for a picture of trumps penis combover
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Warm und Fuzzy posted:This, but add a kicker about Obama doing something rad like water skiing with Miss America Just a picture of a grinning Obama giving a thumbs up
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# ? Mar 5, 2017 20:02 |
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Jose posted:do you think the military are hiding the fact area 51 is a real place from trump in case he decides to visit? Regardless of whether it really exists or not they should definitely make one up just for trump. "Now we have reason to believe the aliens are looking to harvest symbiotes known as midichlorians. It's naturally present in the blood of management and political leaders, in fact it is what causes leaders to rise into prominence in the first place by showing the right choices and infusing confidence; it's safe to assume Mr President that you have loads! It's really important that you never, ever mention midichlorians, that's M-I-D-I-C-H-L-O-R-I-A-N-S, whether in private or in public as this would surely provoke an alien invasion eager to suck the blood of leaders of this planet."
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# ? Mar 5, 2017 20:04 |
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https://twitter.com/911VICTIM/status/838325468604563457
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# ? Mar 5, 2017 20:10 |
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*checks off box labeled "lol" on to-do list*
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# ? Mar 5, 2017 20:11 |
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Arrhythmia posted:
Ok, I respect (?) that, personally I'm happy with Slapped In The Face By My Own Triple Taped Tie While My Enormous Butt Is Ignored.
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# ? Mar 5, 2017 20:12 |
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Jukebox Hero posted:He you should keep calling about 30% of americans or more literally dogs imo
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# ? Mar 5, 2017 20:34 |
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oh gently caress yes
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# ? Mar 5, 2017 20:34 |
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etalian posted:Remember all those crazy past stories on how he pretended to be his own press secretary? Isn't that guy prez of the United States of America (of moonwalking fame!)? LOL
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# ? Mar 5, 2017 20:44 |
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Bulgogi Hoagie posted:you should keep calling about 30% of americans or more literally dogs imo A world where every single Trump voter was instantaneously turned into a dog would be a lot better for everyone
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