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Groovelord Neato posted:lol it's true it's like winning evo while smashing the controller and not even looking at the screen. All the while complaining that your opponent is a big cheater, no fair, this controller is broken etc lol
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I live in constant wonder at the fact that any day now my government might collapse when Steve Bannon finally turns Trump into a skin suit and tries to trick the country into thinking he's him. 15% will say the photos of the skin suit are fake.
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thathonkey posted:lol fbi just said doj should break w trump on wiretap allegations lol this is the hardest a republican white house has ever had to work things seem to be heating up....
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Mar 6, 2017 01:44
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Remember when Republicans impeached Nixon? 
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I wonder if Trump's staff/handlers will have to have to stage an intervention at some point? It would make for great reality TV. Probably no one genuinely loves Trump enough to care though 
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mike12345 posted:only if you got the billion dollar controller Hilldog was using a billion dollar controller and had practiced for her entire life, then Trump just swaggered in, having never played before and entered the cheat code. Then he bragged about how bigly good he is.
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Pawn 17 posted:Hilldog was using a billion dollar controller and had practiced for her entire life, then Trump just swaggered in, having never played before and entered the cheat code. Then he bragged about how bigly good he is. i would say its more like when you play your younger cousin who just randomly mashes buttons and wins but yeah, we need mr sessions to investigate first
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Drunk & Ugly posted:i would say its more like when you play your younger cousin who just randomly mashes buttons and wins but yeah, we need mr sessions to investigate first Yeah or that. And the little poo poo is smack talking you and laughing the whole time. GOD DAMMIT I SHOULD HAVE SPRUNG FOR THE $2B CONTROLLER!!!
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democrats: we need to mash more
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Mar 6, 2017 02:30
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Okay yes I lost but if this was final destination no items I would have won so
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Maya Fey posted:democrats: we need to mash more "No, no - we will continue our current strategy of practicing only against the computer on easy mode."
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Serak posted:"No, no - we will continue our current strategy of practicing only against the computer on easy mode." We are working closely with Goldman Sachs to bring over top talent from Korea!
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Mar 6, 2017 03:15
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Mar 6, 2017 03:25
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I imagined a Trump administration would be an epic dumpster fire, but I didn't think it'd be this extreme. And we've got at least 3 more years to go! I suspect the piss tape will drop any day now and the GOP and evangelical right will find some new way to align its existence with their support of Trump.
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Kuato posted:I imagined a Trump administration would be an epic dumpster fire, but I didn't think it'd be this extreme. And we've got at least 3 more years to go! Not even 3 years, it's only been like a month and a half. We have the better part of this year as well
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Mar 6, 2017 03:52
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If hill runs again we get 8 of this!
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Sancho posted:If hill runs again we get 8 of this! What do you mean "if". She absolutely is going to run and we will have Trump for 8 years of hilarity. What a time to be alive!
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Trump and family have already spent $97M of taxpayers money for trips - more than the Obamas and the Bidens in eight years. https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/mar/04/donald-trump-travel-costs-mar-a-lago-taxpayers https://i.imgur.com/5rWCzxy.mp4
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Verily I Shat posted:Trump and family have already spent $97M of taxpayers money for trips - more than the Obamas and the Bidens in eight years. ha ha the president takes weekends off
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Pawn 17 posted:What do you mean "if". She absolutely is going to run and we will have Trump for 8 years of hilarity. What a time to be alive! Watch the DNC say they're not gonna run Hillary Clinton again but right after everyone breathes a sigh of relief they reveal that Chelsea Clinton will be their candidate instead lmao
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Mar 6, 2017 04:04
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I read Oprah Winfrey might run. The entire country demonstrated it went full retard last year so why not have the Democratic primary be a mixture of talk show hosts, actors and athletes. I would like to see Dennis Haysbert pretend to be David Palmer IRL and win a 50 state landslide.
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Mar 6, 2017 04:12
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proof of concept posted:Snoop 4 prez legit would rather prefer snoop because you know he wouldn't give a gently caress and would also be 1000000000000000x's better than trump lol.
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Hillary Clintons Thong posted:legit would rather prefer snoop because you know he wouldn't give a gently caress and would also be 1000000000000000x's better than trump lol. i can think of one specific thing he'd give a gently caress about
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Arrhythmia posted:i can think of one specific thing he'd give a gently caress about Smoke weed everyday???
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You could absolutely run on a platform of absolutely nothing other than "legalize weed nationwide" and win by a landslide
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Hillary Clintons Thong posted:legit would rather prefer snoop because you know he wouldn't give a gently caress and would also be 1000000000000000x's better than trump lol. Day 1: executive order legalizing weed. Day 2: blaze-a-thon with world leaders. "Hey man, your nukes aint chill, can you like... back off a bit, and pass me that blunt?" Day 3: world peace.
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God I fucking love Diablo 3 gold, it even paid for this shitty title
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ballistics statistics posted:Day 1: executive order legalizing weed. never in my life did i ever look at SNOOP DOGG as a viable world leader until my country elected Trump LOL
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Mar 6, 2017 05:31
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This rules imo https://twitter.com/barnztormre/status/838544877549993990
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Mar 6, 2017 05:32
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I hope Trump opens a special investigation on the murder of Patton Oswalt's wife.
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Mar 6, 2017 05:40
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Pawn 17 posted:I hope Trump opens a special investigation on the murder of Patton Oswalt's wife. I sincerely hope not, you're not allowed twitter in jail
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Mar 6, 2017 05:45
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Dr. Faustus posted:@realDonaldTrump: Just asking questions! Lol donald just learned about phrasing his insanity as a question so he doesn't have to take responsibility. Hahaha.
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courtesy of gip, more of trumps base gets hosed:SwampDonkey posted:Not a poo poo post.
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lol if i serve for 2 tours of wars for ANY country and come back with an injury and you don't give me citizenship will ICE give a gently caress that hes a VETERAN and we must give them our UTMOST respect? *shakes 8 ball* not likely
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Mar 6, 2017 06:09
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i basically loathe everything about my time in the service but it was cool as gently caress to work with non-citizens and have some become naturalized. I can't even imagine dudes getting nailed by ICE for dumb poo poo. OH WELL MAGA BITCHES
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