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Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004




Welp close it down, this is peak internet greatness and it's all downhill from here

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My Moms Penis
Feb 21, 2017

by zen death robot

tacodaemon posted:

i dont hate beyoncé or anything but her songs are so heteronormative

Ban this chucklefuck.

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



putinesque heteronormalization

Donkwich
Feb 28, 2011


Grimey Drawer
ban all heteros

MadJackal
Apr 30, 2004

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
I'm drunk and can't wait wait to die

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



Junkyard Poodle
May 6, 2011


tacodaemon posted:

remember like 11 or 12 years ago when some people would say "cowboy up"

get 'eRRRRRRRRRR done

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

HorseRenoir posted:

I think we just found tomorrow's thread title

Seconded

FCKGW
May 21, 2006


new Katy Perry video looking good

My Moms Penis
Feb 21, 2017

by zen death robot

Consummate Professional posted:

I'm drunk and can't wait wait to die

It's weird that some people like Powerball got banned and repeatedly probated for this kind of posting but other people don't. What a world.

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

:same: with my cock

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

My Moms Penis posted:

It's weird that some people like Powerball got banned and repeatedly probated for this kind of posting but other people don't. What a world.

I also make decent posts during the day. And I'm not trying to catfish or whatever. Nothing matters

My Moms Penis
Feb 21, 2017

by zen death robot

Consummate Professional posted:

I also make decent posts during the day. And I'm not trying to catfish or whatever. Nothing matters

I've never seen you make a decent post.

cuntman.net
Mar 1, 2013


quoting this so i can find it later

old.flv
Jan 28, 2017

A good lad who likes his Anna's.

FAUXTON posted:

Because I investigated CP for 5 years and can tell you a dozen red flags for that poo poo in someone's internet behavior starting with reddit gold membership and ending with large amounts of payments memo'd as being for "8-10 lbs of asparagus for Steven."

One or two things like reddit gold or a fixation on monitoring one's own credit/public info aren't bad in and of itself but when you start finding anime pillows and build-a-bear gift card purchases down the rabbit hole you know it ends in a guy with a deeply unsettling eye-smile disconnect and a reputation for being great with kids on the little league team he volunteers for.

why reddit gold?

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
xqr

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

My Moms Penis posted:

I've never seen you make a decent post.

Whoa whoa don't set unrealistic posting goals for us around here

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



My Moms Penis posted:

It's weird that some people like Powerball got banned and repeatedly probated for this kind of posting but other people don't. What a world.

baloogan still gives out 6ers for suicidal ideation when he is around

moveable shape
Oct 18, 2015

Pop-o-Matic Trouble posted:

i say cowboy up almost daily

yippie kay yay mother fucker

*dives away from exploding poster*

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Quisling posted:

why reddit gold?

I mean, it signifies an elite status in noted :qq: free speech :qq: haven, Reddit. The logic follows.

moveable shape
Oct 18, 2015

My Moms Penis posted:

I've never seen you make a decent post.

brutal own by my moms penis

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


moveable shape posted:

brutal own by my moms penis

I thought it was my mom's penis???

Arms_Akimbo
Sep 29, 2006

It's so damn...literal.

Quisling posted:

why reddit gold?

https://www.reddit.com/r/changelog/comments/2x0t9h/reddit_change_gold_only_subreddits_beta/

Man Musk
Jan 13, 2010

https://twitter.com/Ahmadinejad1956/status/838366851537244165

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011



Do they create gated Reddit communities for pedophiles? Isn't that kind of hard to do when your entire userbase is comprised of pedophiles?

Donkwich
Feb 28, 2011


Grimey Drawer
um sire i believe u mean ephebophiles

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

HailedUser posted:

Talked to my schizophrenic conspiracy theorist friend today (well, not actually schizophrenic, he's schizotypal bipolar and fairly lucid right now) who explained his theory on everything going on right now. I will now share it with you:

5. My friend quote "isn't sure on what Stage 3 is," but thinks it involves a Seed AI that Google is running and the colonization of other star systems.

from way back but holy poo poo is everything hosed when even schiz* people can't even piece together conspiracy theories

MadJackal
Apr 30, 2004

Nichael posted:

Do they create gated Reddit communities for pedophiles? Isn't that kind of hard to do when your entire userbase is comprised of pedophiles?

This is a joke that's many, many years past its relevancy. reddit is 90% memes and porn at this point, and all the pedophiles hosed off to voat.

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
donal trump is a taritor?!?!?!?! whoa mamma! looks like HIS ,GOOES is COOKED[upsdide down spanish exlcamation point!]

Trazz
Jun 11, 2008

:holymoley:

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007



:trumppop:

Origami Dali
Jan 7, 2005

Get ready to fuck!
You fucker's fucker!
You fucker!

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


MadJackal posted:

This is a joke that's many, many years past its relevancy. reddit is 90% memes and porn at this point, and all the pedophiles hosed off to voat.

I'd consider their general politics to align with the pedophilia crew on Voat, even if it's not explicit. I guess it's wrong to call them literal pedophiles, but come on, it's still Reddit.

My friend pointed out this guy to me, who's running for office as a "red pill libertarian". I said to my friend that his hosed up views are more in line with one of the other "pills". She didn't know about the other ones so I tried to explain that whole "iron pill", etc, thing to her, and I was at a loss for words. Like, I know there's these weird charts on 4chan and stuff tracking all of that, but I don't really understand that poo poo myself. In summation: internet is weird.

Nichael fucked around with this message at 09:19 on Mar 6, 2017

Punk da Bundo
Dec 29, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
uh helllo I'm the Reddit guy running on the theory females want my sacred bodily fluids and that only gold can save us , no I don't mean actual
Gold you chuckle cuck I mean reddit gold !

Donkwich
Feb 28, 2011


Grimey Drawer
A red piller is someone who recognizes and is aware of (1) the way that feminism, feminists and their white knight enablers affect society; (2) the dark truths surrounding human sexuality; and (3) hypergamy, women's AF/BB strategies, society's feminine imperative, sexual differences in emotional attachment, and women's attraction to DT traits and sexual dominance/violence. The red pill is extremely politically incorrect, and one may expect reflexive social ostracism for even mentioning the Red Pill in polite society.

A libertarian is a believer in smaller government, lower taxes, and more freedom.

So, a red pill libertarian is a fusion of the two. This is both a political and a cultural campaign, in which my red pill awareness informs my policy stances, and in my political goals influence my involvement in the culture war. For a more detailed explanation, see my essay: Running for office as a red piller.

Kazzah
Jul 15, 2011

Formerly known as
Krazyface
Hair Elf

Epic High Five posted:

Welp close it down, this is peak internet greatness and it's all downhill from here

the machines can produce reasonably-good humor, all we need now is machines who can recognise and upvote it

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
A red piller is someone who r

JawKnee
Mar 24, 2007





You'll take the ride to leave this town along that yellow line

holy poo poo thread title

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Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007


lol

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