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Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

With all this razor sharing talk, what's the consensus on beard trimmers?

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Leave
Feb 7, 2012

Taking the term "Koopaling" to a whole new level since 2016.
Don't use your bros beard trimmer to do your pubes and he'll return the favor.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Mammal Sauce posted:

With all this razor sharing talk, what's the consensus on beard trimmers?

Those and electric shears I'm ok with sharing. Not scraping off little chunks of skin or opening tiny cuts with those.

Pussy Quipped
Jan 29, 2009

Is the president not allowed to wear a tie clip?

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Dude has been ultra rich from birth but he dresses like he's a truck driver who won the lottery and decided he had to dress like rich guys in pop culture but really halfass it.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

Leavemywife posted:

Don't use your bros beard trimmer to do your pubes and he'll return the favor.

But it says "beard trimmer" right on it!

Wowporn
May 31, 2012

HarumphHarumphHarumph

Solice Kirsk posted:

Those and electric shears I'm ok with sharing. Not scraping off little chunks of skin or opening tiny cuts with those.

electric razors jack your skin up quite a bit more than regular razors do, since they just sorta rip and nash at the skin until the hair is kind of ripped off so I dunno that they would have less skin chunks on them, maybe less blood though

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

i like to imagine his fashion consultant or w/e trying to explain a tie clip to him, only to have trump proudly say "watch this!" as he pulls out a 79-cent roll of scotch tape from his desk drawer and crookedly tapes the ends of his tie together, grinning broadly, and the fashion guy's shoulders just slowly slump

Wowporn posted:

electric razors jack your skin up quite a bit more than regular razors do, since they just sorta rip and nash at the skin until the hair is kind of ripped off so I dunno that they would have less skin chunks on them, maybe less blood though

Solice Kirsk posted:

I had a girlfriend use my razor once to shave her legs and I gave her poo poo. Thats loving gross. Like the razor I used to shave my face. All those little flakes of skin and dried shaving cream and bits of hair from my face getting pushed into her hair follicles. And then the same from her into mine?

do you guys just like not rinse out your razors or something

like, share or don't, whatever you like, but if you have bits of skin chunks and blood and dried shaving cream on your razor all the time you're really loving up somehow

The Great Burrito
Jan 21, 2008

Is that freedom rock? Well turn it up!

throw to first drat IT posted:


Original Character the Hedgehog



I'm the personal details that projected onto his creation

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Sagebrush posted:

i like to imagine his fashion consultant or w/e trying to explain a tie clip to him, only to have trump proudly say "watch this!" as he pulls out a 79-cent roll of scotch tape from his desk drawer and crookedly tapes the ends of his tie together, grinning broadly, and the fashion guy's shoulders just slowly slump



do you guys just like not rinse out your razors or something

like, share or don't, whatever you like, but if you have bits of skin chunks and blood and dried shaving cream on your razor all the time you're really loving up somehow

You can clean a razor, but they'll still be there. Unless you use one of these bad boys:



But I'm not cavalier enough to try that.

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦
I have a straight razor that I break out once in a while if I want to feel fancy. It's a better shave if you do it right but it's extremely time consuming. Better to find a barber to do it for you and get the whole package with a haircut.

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.


The person who uses a straight razor to shave their pubes is braver than I'll ever be.

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!
Or their balls

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


I have pubes on my balls. I dunno about you.

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!
Feathers, thanks

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

BrigadierSensible posted:

The person who uses a straight razor to shave their pubes is braver than I'll ever be.

In ancient Egypt it was standard practice to regularly shave off every scrap of hair on your entire body with one of these babies

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

In ancient Egypt it was standard practice to regularly shave off every scrap of hair on your entire body with one of these babies



No it wasn't, it was only a thing done by royalty who could just lay around all day while slaves shaved them

I brought my Drake
Jul 10, 2014

These high-G injections have some serious side effects after pulling so many jumps.

No opinions on waxing yet? No one charging into the thread, sweaty and panting, to provide an opinion on electrolysis? Not even a humorous anecdote about duct tape? I expect more AUG in my AUG thread derails.

Megabound
Oct 20, 2012

queserasera posted:

No opinions on waxing yet? No one charging into the thread, sweaty and panting, to provide an opinion on electrolysis? Not even a humorous anecdote about duct tape? I expect more AUG in my AUG thread derails.

I'm waiting for someone to mention safety razors so we can get into the cartridge vs singe blade debate and I can tell everyone about how much money I save.

spudsbuckley
Aug 29, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

(and can't post for 5 years!)

Megabound posted:

I'm waiting for someone to mention safety razors so we can get into the cartridge vs singe blade debate and I can tell everyone about how much money I save.

Followed by someone raving about how they'll only Doctor Fuckstains Pretend-Old-Timey Artisinal Shave Soap .

verymoldy
May 23, 2004

My brush has hair from a badger on it. I am the manliest. :smuggo:

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.
I don't shave I just let the hair grow until I can weave it about my body in lieu of clothing. I am immaculate.

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

Megabound posted:

I'm waiting for someone to mention safety razors so we can get into the cartridge vs singe blade debate and I can tell everyone about how much money I save.

The shaving Reddit is loving glorious for this. The whole mantra of the subreddit is about not being a slave to the Gillette corporation. Then you scroll through it and it's all people taking really masturbatory photos of their gear. Nearly every photo conspicuously has 3+ brushes in it, each one likely upwards of 60-100 dollars, some of them have several razors, almost all of them have dozens of different kinds of imported artisan soap (a single puck of soap takes months to use up, even with daily shaving)... but at least I'm not paying $30 for an 8 pack of cartridges!!

These were all on the first page as of tonight:

Four brushes.
Three.
Five brushes, six razors, in a custom stand built to hold more.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Screaming Idiot posted:

I don't shave I just let the hair grow until I can weave it about my body in lieu of clothing. I am immaculate.

Also I just realized I am an IRL dwarf

I am posting from my mine

and I broke several teeth on a slab of dwarf bread

Megabound
Oct 20, 2012

Heath posted:

The shaving Reddit is loving glorious for this. The whole mantra of the subreddit is about not being a slave to the Gillette corporation. Then you scroll through it and it's all people taking really masturbatory photos of their gear. Nearly every photo conspicuously has 3+ brushes in it, each one likely upwards of 60-100 dollars, some of them have several razors, almost all of them have dozens of different kinds of imported artisan soap (a single puck of soap takes months to use up, even with daily shaving)... but at least I'm not paying $30 for an 8 pack of cartridges!!

These were all on the first page as of tonight:

Four brushes.
Three.
Five brushes, six razors, in a custom stand built to hold more.

loving hell, I've got nice shaving gear but that's ridiculous. Now excuse me while I go look upon my antique fountain pen collection.

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

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I love fountain pens a lot and I have way more than I need but for gently caress's sake, at least they have different applications (fancier ones for professional writing, cheap ones for school, fun script, art projects, etc.) What could you possibly do with five shaving brushes?

Megabound
Oct 20, 2012

Maybe one is specifically for his balls

green chicken feet
Nov 5, 2015

spray-paint the vegetables
dog food stalls
with the beefcake pantyhose
Grimey Drawer

Heath posted:

I love fountain pens a lot and I have way more than I need but for gently caress's sake, at least they have different applications (fancier ones for professional writing, cheap ones for school, fun script, art projects, etc.) What could you possibly do with five shaving brushes?

I don't know because I don't use shaving brushes, but maybe 2 or 3 could be explained - to let them dry out completely between uses so they aren't constantly growing mold. And also to allow time for sanitizing. Don't know how long a shaving brush stays damp...

DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

green chicken feet posted:

I don't know because I don't use shaving brushes, but maybe 2 or 3 could be explained - to let them dry out completely between uses so they aren't constantly growing mold. And also to allow time for sanitizing. Don't know how long a shaving brush stays damp...

I know this contributes to a dumb derail, but a good shaving brush will squeeze dry pretty quick, badger hair especially in my experience. I bought a cheap horsehair brush and it takes twice as long to dry as the badger brush I was gifted.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Back when* adults regularly used brushes I don't think anyone normal had more than one at a time. (Same with fountain pens though; if you have a good one why would you ever use a "cheaper" one?)

*) e: I mean the eighties; back then it was normal to see a shaving brush in any bathroom around here.

3D Megadoodoo has a new favorite as of 13:51 on Mar 6, 2017

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

Screaming Idiot posted:

Also I just realized I am an IRL dwarf

I am posting from my mine

and I broke several teeth on a slab of dwarf bread

Why did you eat dwarf bread? Had you run out of boots?

Woodenlung
Dec 10, 2013

Calculating Infinity
https://streamable.com/x5e5e

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer
I know I'm late, but

LET THE HUNGER GAMES BEGIN!!!

purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl

blarzgh posted:

I know I'm late, but


LET THE HUNGER GAMES BEGIN!!!

Something tells me that guy usually wins the hunger games

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

purple death ray posted:

Something tells me that guy usually wins the hunger games

Don't you mean loses?

Pittsburgh Lambic
Feb 16, 2011
he def. won the year where all the tributes had to do a giant hot dog eating contest

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

Here we go again.

Cakefarts Carol posted:

I know this contributes to a dumb derail, but a good shaving brush will squeeze dry pretty quick, badger hair especially in my experience. I bought a cheap horsehair brush and it takes twice as long to dry as the badger brush I was gifted.

Does it take more than 24 hours to dry? Because typically that's how long I go between shaves.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012








Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?
Well I'm confused.

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steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
loving minions

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