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Yeah I feel bad for the husband in that one. He's obviously been through a lot, and it can't be easy on him to go from being a sporty marathon runner to unable to physically exert himself due to his major heart surgery.
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Wouldn't the husband still be able to do stuff like finger her or maybe even give oral without exerting himself too much?
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Some goonette taught her mom to reddit, apparently. Me [60 M] with my daughter [19 F], she hasn't had a single friend since middle school and I am starting to get worried Just the title because there's no big payoff in the story, not a single mention of anime or even some polyamory. It ends fine though, in the update her daughter gets therapy, does nice things for herself and changes school/major to film and gets friends. A nice feel good reddit story to break the unrelenting torrent of horrible we subject ourselves to. Anyway, check this poo poo out: My[37F] daughter[12F] has a school assignment to write a comedy skit screenplay. Her TV writer father[41M] read the script, disapproved of it, then ripped the script into shreds quote:Non-Romantic Ugh, studio-dad's notes are the worst
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# ? Mar 6, 2017 16:47 |
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She's a sex crazed ho and the sooner someone finds this out about his/her SO the better. (Not that I have anything against those people, as long as they're honest)
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Danaru posted:Me [20s M] with my girlfriend [20s F] of 18 months, concerns about weird porn habits (NSFW text) I don't see how this is an issue. Dude's got an ultra horny girlfriend who has weird as heck masturbation fantasies. She is explicitly keeping her fetish to jilling off on her own and isn't bringing it into the bedroom. She isn't asking him to dress up and roleplay with her. She isn't actively involving him at all. It's also really dumb and immature how he's ridiculously jealous over her not including him in her weird as hell fetish communities when he should feel really, really lucky she isn't! It's the perfect situation for him and he has no idea how good he's got it. What an idiot. It's like that old post about the guy who had his world rocked over his girlfriend being into weird slash fanfiction. People need to simmer down and just go with the flow. Cough Drop The Beat fucked around with this message at 16:51 on Mar 6, 2017 |
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Bubblyblubber posted:
What on earth?!
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Bubblyblubber posted:My[37F] daughter[12F] has a school assignment to write a comedy skit screenplay. Her TV writer father[41M] read the script, disapproved of it, then ripped the script into shreds Plot twist: 12 YO daughter produced a brilliant script eerily similar to one the father had produced decades ago; a script that was repeatedly turned down by every network and producer.
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:I don't see how this is an issue. Dude's got an ultra horny girlfriend who has weird as heck masturbation fantasies. She is explicitly keeping her fetish to jilling off on her own and isn't bringing it into the bedroom. She isn't asking him to dress up and roleplay with her. She isn't actively involving him at all. It's also really dumb and immature how he's ridiculously jealous over her not including him in her weird as hell fetish communities when he should feel really, really lucky she isn't! It's the perfect situation for him and he has no idea how good he's got it. What an idiot. Reddit: "My girlfriend is addicted to furry porn and tells me that if she can't masturbate to it every day then she can't live happily. I'm concernced." CDTB: "wow what a lucky guy"
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# ? Mar 6, 2017 16:55 |
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CDTB channeling mirthless??
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# ? Mar 6, 2017 16:56 |
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WampaLord posted:Wouldn't the husband still be able to do stuff like finger her or maybe even give oral without exerting himself too much? While her post is very vague when it comes to that, she implies that they still have vaginal sex when he can physically stand it every once in a while. Which makes it worse because she's probably going nuts over not getting it 6 times per week or whatever. Who cares if my husband is still recovering from heart surgery? All that matters is having dicks inside me!!!!
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:All that matters is having dicks inside me!!!! Yes, and
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I Was The Fury posted:Reddit: "My girlfriend is addicted to furry porn and tells me that if she can't masturbate to it every day then she can't live happily. I'm concernced." That's the thing. He isn't concerned over it, which would be a normal reaction to porn/fetish addiction and is possibly the issue here. He almost entirely cares that he isn't involved in her weird fetish and makes it all about him. His girlfriend's making every compromise to shield him from her incredibly weird fetish and is being very upfront about it. Just if he can't deal with it and don't make her out to be some selfish deviant for having bizarre fantasies. I'm as vanilla as they come, but I recognize sexuality is strange. Shaming people for what they're into, as long as it doesn't harm others, is immature and terrible. And I'm not saying he's lucky for having a girlfriend with a strange fetish in the least. I mean he's extremely lucky that she has no intention in involving him and keeps it to herself. That's it.
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:I don't see how this is an issue. Dude's got an ultra horny girlfriend who has weird as heck masturbation fantasies. She is explicitly keeping her fetish to jilling off on her own and isn't bringing it into the bedroom. She isn't asking him to dress up and roleplay with her. She isn't actively involving him at all. It's also really dumb and immature how he's ridiculously jealous over her not including him in her weird as hell fetish communities when he should feel really, really lucky she isn't! It's the perfect situation for him and he has no idea how good he's got it. What an idiot. the problem with that situation is the same problem with this situation, she is typefucking other people and that level of emotional intimacy is not far down the road from actual cheating it's only a matter of time before she goes to a furry con and comes back with a story about how she got drunk and only got a little gangbanged
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Godd why are you writing so much about a freakshow furry masturbator
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:That's the thing. He isn't concerned over it, which would be a normal reaction to porn/fetish addiction and is possibly the issue here. He almost entirely cares that he isn't involved in her weird fetish and makes it all about him. His girlfriend's making every compromise to shield him from her incredibly weird fetish and is being very upfront about it. Just if he can't deal with it and don't make her out to be some selfish deviant for having bizarre fantasies. I'm as vanilla as they come, but I recognize sexuality is strange. Shaming people for what they're into, as long as it doesn't harm others, is immature and terrible. Yea the problem here is that she's effectively cyber-cheating on him by having these long rear end discussions about her fetish with people. Mirthless posted:it's only a matter of time before she goes to a furry con and comes back with a story about how she got drunk and only got a little gangbanged Spot on.
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# ? Mar 6, 2017 17:06 |
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dude's problem with furry girlfriend is that her fetish is specifically furry cucking, she can't shut up about how badly she wants to cheat on him with a sexy dragon man and needs to take breaks to masturbate while imagining she's loving wolf people with her boyfriend hanging out in the next room over, and it doesn't take Sigmund Freud to puzzle out that she might eventually realize this is a weird repressed metaphor for her regular ol' human cuck fetish and start nailing half the block
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I guess that I'm lucky enough to have never experienced any of this in real life, so lesson learned. Thanks for educating me on furry people?
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in any event it's only a matter of time before she's getting miles of pretend knotted dick so maybe and let her go be with her own kind
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Psycho Society posted:Godd why are you writing so much about a freakshow furry masturbator I agree, girlfriend is weird boyfriend is a dingus.
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Mirthless posted:in any event it's only a matter of time before she's getting miles of pretend knotted dick so maybe and let her go be with her own kind knots times ropes per hour = velocity or something
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# ? Mar 6, 2017 17:37 |
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Furry girlfriend dude should sever. Those people (at least any who would participate in that community) have such a poor sense of boundaries and decorum that they cannot maintain normal human relationships. His wierd cucklusting dogfucker of a girlfriend is no exception. I don't feel sorry for cat thief's parents. I mean jesus they abused her until her brain got broke. And, you know, HER ARM. It sucks that her broken brain is not getting better but a childhood full of abuse will do that. If she isn't able to be treated effectively then she is gonna have a hard(er yet to come) life though.
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therobit posted:Furry girlfriend dude should sever. Those people (at least any who would participate in that community) have such a poor sense of boundaries and decorum that they cannot maintain normal human relationships. His wierd cucklusting dogfucker of a girlfriend is no exception. if it was just furry porn i think it'd be one thing but the fact that she's actively engaging other people in the community and telling her boyfriend she wants to gently caress furry dudes is a huge for infidelity. If nothing else, don't be the chump that sets yourself up to get cheated on esp. don't be the dude who sets yourself up to get cheated on with a bunch of furry betas who get laid once a year at anthro-con
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therobit posted:I don't feel sorry for cat thief's parents. I mean jesus they abused her until her brain got broke. And, you know, HER ARM. It sucks that her broken brain is not getting better but a childhood full of abuse will do that. If she isn't able to be treated effectively then she is gonna have a hard(er yet to come) life though.
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It's sadly pretty common, which makes it worse imo
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InediblePenguin posted:I really hate attitudes like that OP's of "well I came through my abuse just fine, so that other person not getting through their abuse is proof that they're a lovely person who's not as good as me, there's no excuse for anyone having a different experience with abuse than I personally have" the OP sounds exactly like the dad tbqh "I just want everyone to get along " like bitch maybe the girl with firsthand experience of what your parents do to humans under their power knows a little something about how they're treating that cat. A Wizard of Goatse fucked around with this message at 18:16 on Mar 6, 2017 |
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If Reddit ever falls over then we'll always have mumsnet madnessquote:First time posting in AIBU, I really don't think I am but DH won't discuss it properly AT ALL Am I Being Unreasonable - quote:God, didn't expect people to be so unkind There are tons more on the mumsnet madness twitter, it's this thread but with much more 'I shaved my arsehole with his razor because he was breaking up with me stories'
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:the OP sounds exactly like the dad tbqh Then again, maybe she doesn't and is just sticking it to them in a way that she knows will hurt. I know that my mother didn't mistreat our dog even while she was horribly abusing me
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Mirthless posted:if it was just furry porn i think it'd be one thing but the fact that she's actively engaging other people in the community and telling her boyfriend she wants to gently caress furry dudes is a huge for infidelity. If nothing else, don't be the chump that sets yourself up to get cheated on alternatively, he could get a fur suit or dragon suit and a bad dragon dot com bulk purchase discount.
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Gloryhold It! posted:Then again, maybe she doesn't and is just sticking it to them in a way that she knows will hurt. either way, frankly. gently caress 'em, so long as whoever she gave the cat to is okay.
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Themata posted:My girlfriend is currently in med school and I learned one of her classmates drives drunk because he 'can handle it' and hasn't gotten in an accident yet. He also thinks the best way to get away with murder is to run someone over with your car because something about technicalities of the law lets you escape getting sued.
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# ? Mar 6, 2017 19:01 |
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Hahaha teenagers are so lovely goddamn My [40M] son [16M] is threatening to make my step sons [16M] life a living hell at his new high school. Because my step son is" better looking than him" quote:Non-Romantic YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME, DAD!!!!
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Bubblyblubber posted:Hahaha teenagers are so lovely goddamn lol wotta dope, you're supposed to plant lips firmly to dad's rear end and gently caress up the other kid on the DL when his back is turned, so when he complains about it dad thinks he's the troublemaker, leading to fights and ultimately destroying his marriage
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# ? Mar 6, 2017 19:13 |
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So long as it's a fair fight, like take a handicap if you have to, is it really that wrong to fight your teenage son if he's being a total dick?
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Bubblyblubber posted:Hahaha teenagers are so lovely goddamn
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# ? Mar 6, 2017 19:20 |
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quote:coldcanary he is into comic books and video games which are quite violent. She also sends him cat gif things a lot. I guess he needs an outlet because of the work stress but I had hoped that once we were married these interests would end and his outlet would be doing things with me!
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Axolotl posted:I hate the way he spells Michael. It's a pseudonym his real name is Mykel DACK FAYDEN posted:Why did this dude marry this lady, she expected him to just give up all his interests for her and she also says the phrase "cat gif things". dude's safe cause wet blanket wife thinks Facebook is a Notepad file with "face book.internet" written across the top
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# ? Mar 6, 2017 19:22 |
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Total Meatlove posted:If Reddit ever falls over then we'll always have mumsnet madness Listen here. I ain't fuckin reading all that. TL;DR it
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54 40 or gently caress posted:Listen here. I ain't fuckin reading all that. TL;DR it Tl;dr: Obsessive jealousy is one heck of a drug
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# ? Mar 6, 2017 19:39 |
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How does a knotted member affect vagina mileage? Asking for a friend.
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Themata posted:My (27m) girlfriend (26f) of 3 years called the cops on my brother for driving drunk. My family is furious. Man I have 0 sympathy for DUI people. Also dude if you're gonna party and gently caress other people break up with your SO before they drive 4 hours for a weekend visit you dumb idiot.
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