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Enfys: Feb 17, 2013; The ocean is calling and I must go

Yeah I feel bad for the husband in that one. He's obviously been through a lot, and it can't be easy on him to go from being a sporty marathon runner to unable to physically exert himself due to his major heart surgery.

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WampaLord: Jan 14, 2010

Wouldn't the husband still be able to do stuff like finger her or maybe even give oral without exerting himself too much?

# ? Mar 6, 2017 16:44

Bubblyblubber: Nov 17, 2014

Some goonette taught her mom to reddit, apparently.

Me [60 M] with my daughter [19 F], she hasn't had a single friend since middle school and I am starting to get worried

Just the title because there's no big payoff in the story, not a single mention of anime or even some polyamory. It ends fine though, in the update her daughter gets therapy, does nice things for herself and changes school/major to film and gets friends. A nice feel good reddit story to break the unrelenting torrent of horrible we subject ourselves to.

Anyway, check this poo poo out:

My[37F] daughter[12F] has a school assignment to write a comedy skit screenplay. Her TV writer father[41M] read the script, disapproved of it, then ripped the script into shreds

quote:

Non-Romantic
1,345 points 486 comments submitted 1 year ago by Throw611away to r/relationships

My daughter has a school assignment for English on satire, which is writing a 5-20 page screenplay for a short comedy skit. Her father was a TV writer, who still has an interest in comedy writing. He was excited to hear about our daughter's assignment and could not wait to read it.

That was 2 weeks ago. Yesterday, she printed the completed script out and handed it to her father to read it. He became visibly disappointed, then, from my room, I could hear shouting coming from her room. When I went in, I saw him ripping the script up into pieces, then forcing her to delete the file on the computer of which she typed the screenplay on. I tried to stop him, but he repeatedly told me to back off. Daughter became visibly upset, and stayed at the bed for the rest of the night. I stayed with her and she told me he shouted at her, calling the script's jokes "dull" and "tiring," and that it was "not even mediocre". This was a complete shock to me; he has never acted this way before, nor has he taken things this seriously. He has barely talked to our daughter since, and I am very worried.

I have not read the script myself (due to it being destroyed), but i don't think it should be at a professional level to be ready for a school submission. I talked to him later that night, and he told me that it was "proper criticism" and that it was necessary and justified, confused as to why I am mad.

My daughter is still very upset, and has to rewrite the screenplay. I don't know what else to do, and I fear that any possible work in the future may be greeted with this response from her own dad. I need help convincing him that he is overreacting. Thanks

tl;dr: Daughter has school assignment of writing comedy screenplay. Her father, who was a TV writer, did not find it entertaining or funny, and destroyed the script. He angrily left right after.

Ugh, studio-dad's notes are the worst

# ? Mar 6, 2017 16:47

Psycho Society: Oct 21, 2010

She's a sex crazed ho and the sooner someone finds this out about his/her SO the better.

(Not that I have anything against those people, as long as they're honest)

# ? Mar 6, 2017 16:47

Cough Drop The Beat: Jan 22, 2012; by Lowtax

Danaru posted:

Me [20s M] with my girlfriend [20s F] of 18 months, concerns about weird porn habits (NSFW text)

I don't see how this is an issue. Dude's got an ultra horny girlfriend who has weird as heck masturbation fantasies. She is explicitly keeping her fetish to jilling off on her own and isn't bringing it into the bedroom. She isn't asking him to dress up and roleplay with her. She isn't actively involving him at all. It's also really dumb and immature how he's ridiculously jealous over her not including him in her weird as hell fetish communities when he should feel really, really lucky she isn't! It's the perfect situation for him and he has no idea how good he's got it. What an idiot.

It's like that old post about the guy who had his world rocked over his girlfriend being into weird slash fanfiction. People need to simmer down and just go with the flow.

Cough Drop The Beat fucked around with this message at 16:51 on Mar 6, 2017

# ? Mar 6, 2017 16:49

WrenP-Complete: Jul 27, 2012

Bubblyblubber posted:

My[37F] daughter[12F] has a school assignment to write a comedy skit screenplay. Her TV writer father[41M] read the script, disapproved of it, then ripped the script into shreds

What on earth?!

# ? Mar 6, 2017 16:51

Pvt.Scott: Feb 16, 2007; What God wants, God gets, God help us all

Bubblyblubber posted:

My[37F] daughter[12F] has a school assignment to write a comedy skit screenplay. Her TV writer father[41M] read the script, disapproved of it, then ripped the script into shreds

Ugh, studio-dad's notes are the worst

Plot twist: 12 YO daughter produced a brilliant script eerily similar to one the father had produced decades ago; a script that was repeatedly turned down by every network and producer.

# ? Mar 6, 2017 16:52

I Was The Fury: Oct 19, 2012; Always stop to smell the flowers, just in case they're weeds

Cough Drop The Beat posted:

I don't see how this is an issue. Dude's got an ultra horny girlfriend who has weird as heck masturbation fantasies. She is explicitly keeping her fetish to jilling off on her own and isn't bringing it into the bedroom. She isn't asking him to dress up and roleplay with her. She isn't actively involving him at all. It's also really dumb and immature how he's ridiculously jealous over her not including him in her weird as hell fetish communities when he should feel really, really lucky she isn't! It's the perfect situation for him and he has no idea how good he's got it. What an idiot.

It's like that old post about the guy who had his world rocked over his girlfriend being into weird slash fanfiction. People need to simmer down and just go with the flow.

Reddit: "My girlfriend is addicted to furry porn and tells me that if she can't masturbate to it every day then she can't live happily. I'm concernced."

CDTB: "wow what a lucky guy"

# ? Mar 6, 2017 16:55

Psycho Society: Oct 21, 2010

CDTB channeling mirthless??

# ? Mar 6, 2017 16:56

Cough Drop The Beat: Jan 22, 2012; by Lowtax

WampaLord posted:

Wouldn't the husband still be able to do stuff like finger her or maybe even give oral without exerting himself too much?

While her post is very vague when it comes to that, she implies that they still have vaginal sex when he can physically stand it every once in a while. Which makes it worse because she's probably going nuts over not getting it 6 times per week or whatever. Who cares if my husband is still recovering from heart surgery? All that matters is having dicks inside me!!!!

# ? Mar 6, 2017 16:56

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; "From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.; Buglord

Cough Drop The Beat posted:

All that matters is having dicks inside me!!!!

Yes, and

# ? Mar 6, 2017 16:59

Cough Drop The Beat: Jan 22, 2012; by Lowtax

I Was The Fury posted:

Reddit: "My girlfriend is addicted to furry porn and tells me that if she can't masturbate to it every day then she can't live happily. I'm concernced."

CDTB: "wow what a lucky guy"

That's the thing. He isn't concerned over it, which would be a normal reaction to porn/fetish addiction and is possibly the issue here. He almost entirely cares that he isn't involved in her weird fetish and makes it all about him. His girlfriend's making every compromise to shield him from her incredibly weird fetish and is being very upfront about it. Just :sever:

if he can't deal with it and don't make her out to be some selfish deviant for having bizarre fantasies. I'm as vanilla as they come, but I recognize sexuality is strange. Shaming people for what they're into, as long as it doesn't harm others, is immature and terrible.

And I'm not saying he's lucky for having a girlfriend with a strange fetish in the least. I mean he's extremely lucky that she has no intention in involving him and keeps it to herself. That's it.

# ? Mar 6, 2017 17:04

Mirthless: Mar 27, 2011; by the sex ghost

Cough Drop The Beat posted:

I don't see how this is an issue. Dude's got an ultra horny girlfriend who has weird as heck masturbation fantasies. She is explicitly keeping her fetish to jilling off on her own and isn't bringing it into the bedroom. She isn't asking him to dress up and roleplay with her. She isn't actively involving him at all. It's also really dumb and immature how he's ridiculously jealous over her not including him in her weird as hell fetish communities when he should feel really, really lucky she isn't! It's the perfect situation for him and he has no idea how good he's got it. What an idiot.

It's like that old post about the guy who had his world rocked over his girlfriend being into weird slash fanfiction. People need to simmer down and just go with the flow.

the problem with that situation is the same problem with this situation, she is typefucking other people and that level of emotional intimacy is not far down the road from actual cheating

it's only a matter of time before she goes to a furry con and comes back with a story about how she got drunk and only got a little gangbanged

# ? Mar 6, 2017 17:05

Psycho Society: Oct 21, 2010

Godd why are you writing so much about a freakshow furry masturbator

# ? Mar 6, 2017 17:05

WampaLord: Jan 14, 2010

Cough Drop The Beat posted:

That's the thing. He isn't concerned over it, which would be a normal reaction to porn/fetish addiction and is possibly the issue here. He almost entirely cares that he isn't involved in her weird fetish and makes it all about him. His girlfriend's making every compromise to shield him from her incredibly weird fetish and is being very upfront about it. Just if he can't deal with it and don't make her out to be some selfish deviant for having bizarre fantasies. I'm as vanilla as they come, but I recognize sexuality is strange. Shaming people for what they're into, as long as it doesn't harm others, is immature and terrible.

And I'm not saying he's lucky for having a girlfriend with a strange fetish in the least. I mean he's extremely lucky that she has no intention in involving him and keeps it to herself.

Yea the problem here is that she's effectively cyber-cheating on him by having these long rear end discussions about her fetish with people.

Mirthless posted:

it's only a matter of time before she goes to a furry con and comes back with a story about how she got drunk and only got a little gangbanged

Spot on.

# ? Mar 6, 2017 17:06

A Wizard of Goatse: Dec 14, 2014

dude's problem with furry girlfriend is that her fetish is specifically furry cucking, she can't shut up about how badly she wants to cheat on him with a sexy dragon man and needs to take breaks to masturbate while imagining she's loving wolf people with her boyfriend hanging out in the next room over, and it doesn't take Sigmund Freud to puzzle out that she might eventually realize this is a weird repressed metaphor for her regular ol' human cuck fetish and start nailing half the block

# ? Mar 6, 2017 17:09

Cough Drop The Beat: Jan 22, 2012; by Lowtax

I guess that I'm lucky enough to have never experienced any of this in real life, so lesson learned. Thanks for educating me on furry people? :shrug:

Cough Drop The Beat fucked around with this message at 17:15 on Mar 6, 2017

# ? Mar 6, 2017 17:11

Mirthless: Mar 27, 2011; by the sex ghost

in any event it's only a matter of time before she's getting miles of pretend knotted dick so maybe :sever:

and let her go be with her own kind

# ? Mar 6, 2017 17:11

nomad2020: Jan 30, 2007

Psycho Society posted:

Godd why are you writing so much about a freakshow furry masturbator

I agree, girlfriend is weird boyfriend is a dingus.

# ? Mar 6, 2017 17:36

Anagram of GINGER: Oct 3, 2014; by Smythe

Mirthless posted:

in any event it's only a matter of time before she's getting miles of pretend knotted dick so maybe and let her go be with her own kind

knots times ropes per hour = velocity or something

# ? Mar 6, 2017 17:37

therobit: Aug 19, 2008; I've been tryin' to speak with you for a long time

Furry girlfriend dude should sever. Those people (at least any who would participate in that community) have such a poor sense of boundaries and decorum that they cannot maintain normal human relationships. His wierd cucklusting dogfucker of a girlfriend is no exception.

I don't feel sorry for cat thief's parents. I mean jesus they abused her until her brain got broke. And, you know, HER ARM. It sucks that her broken brain is not getting better but a childhood full of abuse will do that. If she isn't able to be treated effectively then she is gonna have a hard(er yet to come) life though.

# ? Mar 6, 2017 17:51

Mirthless: Mar 27, 2011; by the sex ghost

therobit posted:

Furry girlfriend dude should sever. Those people (at least any who would participate in that community) have such a poor sense of boundaries and decorum that they cannot maintain normal human relationships. His wierd cucklusting dogfucker of a girlfriend is no exception.

I don't feel sorry for cat thief's parents. I mean jesus they abused her until her brain got broke. And, you know, HER ARM. It sucks that her broken brain is not getting better but a childhood full of abuse will do that. If she isn't able to be treated effectively then she is gonna have a hard(er yet to come) life though.

if it was just furry porn i think it'd be one thing but the fact that she's actively engaging other people in the community and telling her boyfriend she wants to gently caress furry dudes is a huge :redflag:

for infidelity. If nothing else, don't be the chump that sets yourself up to get cheated on

esp. don't be the dude who sets yourself up to get cheated on with a bunch of furry betas who get laid once a year at anthro-con

# ? Mar 6, 2017 17:56

InediblePenguin: Sep 27, 2004; I'm strong. And a giant penguin. Please don't eat me. No, really. Don't try.

therobit posted:

I don't feel sorry for cat thief's parents. I mean jesus they abused her until her brain got broke. And, you know, HER ARM. It sucks that her broken brain is not getting better but a childhood full of abuse will do that. If she isn't able to be treated effectively then she is gonna have a hard(er yet to come) life though.

I really hate attitudes like that OP's of "well I came through my abuse just fine, so that other person not getting through their abuse is proof that they're a lovely person who's not as good as me, there's no excuse for anyone having a different experience with abuse than I personally have"

# ? Mar 6, 2017 18:02

Gloryhold It!: Sep 22, 2008; Fucking
Adorable

It's sadly pretty common, which makes it worse imo

# ? Mar 6, 2017 18:13

A Wizard of Goatse: Dec 14, 2014

InediblePenguin posted:

I really hate attitudes like that OP's of "well I came through my abuse just fine, so that other person not getting through their abuse is proof that they're a lovely person who's not as good as me, there's no excuse for anyone having a different experience with abuse than I personally have"

the OP sounds exactly like the dad tbqh

"I just want everyone to get along :qq:

" like bitch maybe the girl with firsthand experience of what your parents do to humans under their power knows a little something about how they're treating that cat.

A Wizard of Goatse fucked around with this message at 18:16 on Mar 6, 2017

# ? Mar 6, 2017 18:14

Total Meatlove: Jan 28, 2007; Rangers died, shoujo Hitler cried ;_;

If Reddit ever falls over then we'll always have mumsnet madness

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First time posting in AIBU, I really don't think I am but DH won't discuss it properly AT ALL

DH and I have been married for 6mo. I've known him 2 years. We're in our late 30s and met online. He was always open that he was looking for a serious relationship and our relationship is great. He can be a bit immature and there are things I'd like to change about him but overall I'm happy. He is in a very niche job working for the government that needs a lot of specific, high level qualifications (PhD as a minimum)- it can be very demanding and a lot of it he isn't allowed to talk about. (this is relevant!!)

He has this female "friend" who he met many years ago. She is in the same job but is 10 years younger and though he wasn't her manager he mentored her when she first started. They do seem to have a lot in common- DH has some quite strange interests that I think he's a bit old for TBH. They became friends and stayed in touch but there's always been something "off" about her. I've heard from friends who knew him before he met me that they used to go on "dates" e.g. for dinner or films even though she has a partner. That hasn't happened much recently. She's been with this partner a long time but they're not married so I'm dubious as to how serious she is about that.

Anyway I went through his FB messages and whatsapps and it seems like they message quite frequently- at least once every week. Sometimes she starts it, sometimes he does. Usually it's about some of these weird interests or sounding off about work- again the very specific stuff about their job that us "plebs" wouldn't understand - but I've noticed that she has a pet name for him that no one else uses and he uses a pet name for her. She sometimes ends her messages with xxx. They are due to be away for work in London in a couple of months. It's not required that they go as it's a seminar type thing, but I found a message from him asking if she was going and saying that he'd go if she does! She had replied saying thank god I'll have someone to sit next to, you're the only person I like out of all of them!!

She has in the past tagged him on facebook and it's always a bit inappropriate- like they both went to this comic book expo thing and she photographed him there with some models.

I have met her a few times and always felt she was actually a bit rude/cheeky to my DH- especially from someone so much younger who is in the same job and should be looking up to him. He says she's not rude it's just "we think the same way". I think she's a bit snooty as she seems to presume me and DH will have the same interests. We had her round for dinner once and it was awful! She's known DH's cat since it was a kitten so it loves her (cat hates me, I hate cats) and she made a bloody great fuss of it. She then wanted to talk politics which was a bit controversial as DH and I don't agree and she openly said she was shocked by that and not agreeing would be a "deal breaker" for her and her partner!
He wanted to invite her to our wedding but I said no. She sent us a card and a small gift anyway which I thought was quite passive aggressive!

I have tried to get him to talk about her but he just tells me to leave it and that there's nothing going on. I can't put my finger on it but it just doesn't seem right for him to have this sort of relationship. All his other female friends are our age, married and he's friendly with the husbands too. I've tried looking her up on facebook but her privacy settings are very strong so I can't even message her directly telling her to back off. I could get her number off DH phone but that seems a bit OTT

How can I get my DH to see this is a bit weird, and am I being unreasonable to think he should reduce his contact with her and keep it just professional? She's a young girl surely she should be making friends with people her own age anyway!

Am I Being Unreasonable -

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God, didn't expect people to be so unkind

I suppose I am quite jealous- she has known him for a long time but I've never had a relationship where my OH has had a younger female friend and it's ended well! I have also met colleagues of theirs who talk nicely about her so I think that adds to the jealousy. I'm a bit of an "incomer" to that group. My relationship with DH has been a bit of a whirlwind romance and maybe I'm being OTT.

I don't think he is cheating with her but I just feel like she has her eye on him. Like when she was round for dinner she was basically staring at him. Her social skills aren't great really, to be honest.

coldcanary he is into comic books and video games which are quite violent. She also sends him cat gif things a lot. I guess he needs an outlet because of the work stress but I had hoped that once we were married these interests would end and his outlet would be doing things with me!

He doesn't mind me going through his phone, btw- he uses mine quite a lot too as he's always breaking his and I'd have no issue with him reading my messages.

There are tons more on the mumsnet madness twitter, it's this thread but with much more 'I shaved my arsehole with his razor because he was breaking up with me stories'

# ? Mar 6, 2017 18:21

Gloryhold It!: Sep 22, 2008; Fucking
Adorable

A Wizard of Goatse posted:

the OP sounds exactly like the dad tbqh

"I just want everyone to get along " like bitch maybe the girl with firsthand experience of what your parents do to humans under their power knows a little something about how they're treating that cat.

Then again, maybe she doesn't and is just sticking it to them in a way that she knows will hurt.
I know that my mother didn't mistreat our dog even while she was horribly abusing me

# ? Mar 6, 2017 18:24

Anagram of GINGER: Oct 3, 2014; by Smythe

Mirthless posted:

if it was just furry porn i think it'd be one thing but the fact that she's actively engaging other people in the community and telling her boyfriend she wants to gently caress furry dudes is a huge for infidelity. If nothing else, don't be the chump that sets yourself up to get cheated on

esp. don't be the dude who sets yourself up to get cheated on with a bunch of furry betas who get laid once a year at anthro-con

alternatively, he could get a fur suit or dragon suit and a bad dragon dot com bulk purchase discount.

# ? Mar 6, 2017 18:54

A Wizard of Goatse: Dec 14, 2014

Gloryhold It! posted:

Then again, maybe she doesn't and is just sticking it to them in a way that she knows will hurt.
I know that my mother didn't mistreat our dog even while she was horribly abusing me

either way, frankly. gently caress 'em, so long as whoever she gave the cat to is okay.

# ? Mar 6, 2017 19:00

CannonFodder: Jan 26, 2001; Passion’s Wrench

Themata posted:

My girlfriend is currently in med school and I learned one of her classmates drives drunk because he 'can handle it' and hasn't gotten in an accident yet. He also thinks the best way to get away with murder is to run someone over with your car because something about technicalities of the law lets you escape getting sued.

The gold fringe on the flag marks this as an Admiralty Court and they have no jurisdiction over land conveyances :smug:

# ? Mar 6, 2017 19:01

Bubblyblubber: Nov 17, 2014

Hahaha teenagers are so lovely goddamn

My [40M] son [16M] is threatening to make my step sons [16M] life a living hell at his new high school. Because my step son is" better looking than him"

quote:

Non-Romantic
478 points 169 comments submitted 8 months ago by Thisshitisgettingout to r/relationships

Hi everyone so I would like to thank you all for taking the time to read this. I am about to marry this wonderful woman and gain 3 step children. Only one of them will be living with me and his name is Barry. She has two daughters twins who are away at college, they are home for the summer vacation but they live on campus. ( Barry 16M, twins 19F)

We do not currently live together as she wanted her son Barry to finish his sophomore year at his High School, which is rather far from where I live. They will move in with me towards the end of the end of the summer vacation. Barry will be attending my son Micheal Co-ed private school. I should clarify it is not a boarding school or anything it is like a regular high school except private. They will go to school in the morning and come home when they finish for the day. I had to clarify that with my partner she hates the idea of boarding school.

Barry is a very handsome young man. For reasons I can only assume is jealousy this had made my son micheal hate him. Micheal is not a ugly boy, he is also handsome. Micheal is afraid that Barry will get more attention from the girls at school then he will.

Micheal has threatened to make Barry life a living hell at his new school come the fall. I have told him there will be consequences if he does anything of the sort. He said to me this morning " You can ground me all you want, but you can't stop me from doing what I want at school"

How do I handle my son in this situation. Nothing I do or say seems to be getting through to him

tl;dr: Son is threatening to make my step sons life a living hell come the fall at his new school.

YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME, DAD!!!!

# ? Mar 6, 2017 19:06

A Wizard of Goatse: Dec 14, 2014

Bubblyblubber posted:

Hahaha teenagers are so lovely goddamn

My [40M] son [16M] is threatening to make my step sons [16M] life a living hell at his new high school. Because my step son is" better looking than him"

YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME, DAD!!!!

lol wotta dope, you're supposed to plant lips firmly to dad's rear end and gently caress up the other kid on the DL when his back is turned, so when he complains about it dad thinks he's the troublemaker, leading to fights and ultimately destroying his marriage

# ? Mar 6, 2017 19:13

WAY TO GO WAMPA!!: Oct 27, 2007

So long as it's a fair fight, like take a handicap if you have to, is it really that wrong to fight your teenage son if he's being a total dick?

# ? Mar 6, 2017 19:18

Axolotl: Jan 23, 2002; Whatever

Bubblyblubber posted:

Hahaha teenagers are so lovely goddamn

My [40M] son [16M] is threatening to make my step sons [16M] life a living hell at his new high school. Because my step son is" better looking than him"

YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME, DAD!!!!

I hate the way he spells Michael.

# ? Mar 6, 2017 19:20

DACK FAYDEN: Feb 25, 2013; Bear Witness

quote:

coldcanary he is into comic books and video games which are quite violent. She also sends him cat gif things a lot. I guess he needs an outlet because of the work stress but I had hoped that once we were married these interests would end and his outlet would be doing things with me!

Why did this dude marry this lady, she expected him to just give up all his interests for her and she also says the phrase "cat gif things".

# ? Mar 6, 2017 19:21

A Wizard of Goatse: Dec 14, 2014

Axolotl posted:

I hate the way he spells Michael.

It's a pseudonym his real name is Mykel

DACK FAYDEN posted:

Why did this dude marry this lady, she expected him to just give up all his interests for her and she also says the phrase "cat gif things".

dude's safe cause wet blanket wife thinks Facebook is a Notepad file with "face book.internet" written across the top

# ? Mar 6, 2017 19:22

54 40 or fuck: Jan 4, 2012; No Yanda's allowed

Total Meatlove posted:

If Reddit ever falls over then we'll always have mumsnet madness

Am I Being Unreasonable -

There are tons more on the mumsnet madness twitter, it's this thread but with much more 'I shaved my arsehole with his razor because he was breaking up with me stories'

Listen here. I ain't fuckin reading all that. TL;DR it

# ? Mar 6, 2017 19:34

KomodoWagon: May 10, 2013; by R. Guyovich

54 40 or gently caress posted:

Listen here. I ain't fuckin reading all that. TL;DR it

Tl;dr: Obsessive jealousy is one heck of a drug

# ? Mar 6, 2017 19:39

Pvt.Scott: Feb 16, 2007; What God wants, God gets, God help us all

How does a knotted member affect vagina mileage? Asking for a friend.

# ? Mar 6, 2017 19:41

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# ? May 14, 2024 16:49

Moridin920: Nov 15, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

Themata posted:

My (27m) girlfriend (26f) of 3 years called the cops on my brother for driving drunk. My family is furious.

Man I have 0 sympathy for DUI people.

Also dude if you're gonna party and gently caress other people break up with your SO before they drive 4 hours for a weekend visit you dumb idiot.

# ? Mar 6, 2017 19:42

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