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Lady whom cats hiss at the presence of doesn't like her husband to have a friendship with coworkers of the opposite sex, and would rather he also stopped liking comic books. Also went through literally all of his messages on his phone?? Like yeah I can kinda see that if you have probable cause re: cheating but she just doesn't like this lady because they're friends
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Bubblyblubber posted:My[37F] daughter[12F] has a school assignment to write a comedy skit screenplay. Her TV writer father[41M] read the script, disapproved of it, then ripped the script into shreds Fail dad is projecting his failure onto his daughter somethin fierce there lmao A Wizard of Goatse posted:dude's problem with furry girlfriend is that her fetish is specifically furry cucking, she can't shut up about how badly she wants to cheat on him with a sexy dragon man and needs to take breaks to masturbate while imagining she's loving wolf people with her boyfriend hanging out in the next room over, and it doesn't take Sigmund Freud to puzzle out that she might eventually realize this is a weird repressed metaphor for her regular ol' human cuck fetish and start nailing half the block lmao i agree but just lmao
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# ? Mar 6, 2017 19:44 |
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Moridin920 posted:Man I have 0 sympathy for DUI people. Yeah. I got sober after my DUI. Some people just keep drinking and driving and get more DUIs.
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# ? Mar 6, 2017 19:58 |
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Moridin920 posted:Also dude if you're gonna party and gently caress other people break up with your SO before they drive 4 hours for a weekend visit you dumb idiot. As this thread and all history teaches us, that would involve taking responsibility for your actions and boy howdy is that a real buzzkill for lying to yourself about how you are a good person.
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# ? Mar 6, 2017 20:00 |
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Good new one. My (28f) husband (28m) of 4 years just quit the police academy. I'd gone along with him leaving his great career, burning bridges and the fear of the job...but his reasons for quitting may have put me over the edge to leave him. Any advice? quote:So I've been with Chris for a total of 6 years, married just over 4. We have our ups and downs as most couples do, but for the most part we've been very happy. We had what I thought was a great plan to save for a house, timeline for kids. We both had really great jobs and were on track for everything. As a total admission, I admit I'm a bit of control freak and like to have every angle thought about and accounted for (for Parks and Rec/Breaking Bad fans, Chris calls me Leslie Knope on Walter White's blue meth). So it was a total shock when Chris said that he wanted to leave his great job as an engineer to join the police force. I knew he was a little bored so I wanted to be supportive. I stayed up many nights going over our plans and figuring a way it would work for him to take about a 60% pay cut. We had also had a very high profile episode of police officers getting shot in our area not too long ago so I was terrified of the job.
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# ? Mar 6, 2017 20:36 |
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Lockback posted:Good new one. oh my loving GOD this rear end in a top hat after you gently caress his police academy instructor
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# ? Mar 6, 2017 20:40 |
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Pvt.Scott posted:How does a knotted member affect vagina mileage? Asking for a friend. Unless thwy are really big knots then probably not as much as a baby's head.
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# ? Mar 6, 2017 20:43 |
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I'm glad that dude got fat, no ones needs yet another racist white copper out there.
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# ? Mar 6, 2017 20:46 |
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Lockback posted:Good new one. drat pigs always keeping the white man down
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# ? Mar 6, 2017 20:46 |
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Where'd that av come from moridin
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# ? Mar 6, 2017 20:47 |
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Yeah that av is a doozy lol
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# ? Mar 6, 2017 20:56 |
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I did not realize reddit allowed cross dimensional posting from realms where cops are racist against whites.
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# ? Mar 6, 2017 21:07 |
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Lol the police guy is like the reverse version of my friend who got talked into joining the army after high school. Except his family made him sit down in front of a pizza and a six pack and said, "You're eating all of this, and this is every meal for the next month" so that he wouldn't pass the physical. He was in shape but his body type hosed with the BMI so the recruiter bought him a gym membership.
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# ? Mar 6, 2017 21:13 |
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Lockback posted:My (28f) husband (28m) of 4 years just quit the police academy. I'd gone along with him leaving his great career, burning bridges and the fear of the job...but his reasons for quitting may have put me over the edge to leave him. Any advice? If you hadn't specified this was new I'd have assumed this was an old post from someone I knew a few years back in a nearly identical situation. Turns out police academies appeal to lazy assholes, who knew???
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# ? Mar 6, 2017 21:16 |
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cumshitter posted:Lol the police guy is like the reverse version of my friend who got talked into joining the army after high school. Except his family made him sit down in front of a pizza and a six pack and said, "You're eating all of this, and this is every meal for the next month" so that he wouldn't pass the physical. He was in shape but his body type hosed with the BMI so the recruiter bought him a gym membership. Did he eventually get in?
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# ? Mar 6, 2017 21:20 |
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Mak0rz posted:Did he eventually get in?
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# ? Mar 6, 2017 21:22 |
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Mak0rz posted:Did he eventually get in? No he managed to get out of it. He spent a week running and doing cardio and poo poo before his family found out and put him on the pizza and beer diet.
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# ? Mar 6, 2017 21:22 |
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Psycho Society posted:Where'd that av come from moridin
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# ? Mar 6, 2017 21:27 |
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You have an amazing avatar Moridin.
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# ? Mar 6, 2017 21:39 |
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Elsa posted:alternatively, he could get a fur suit or dragon suit and a bad dragon dot com bulk purchase discount. Actually the bulk discount only applies to large orders in terms of quantity. Drunk Nerds fucked around with this message at 21:44 on Mar 6, 2017 |
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Drunk Nerds posted:Actually the bulk discount applies to large orders in terms of quantity. I just. If my girlfriend said she would come so hard to a dragon dick even if it ate her afterwards I'd be like DO YOU WANT THE NEON ORANGE ONE OR THE ONE WITH SPARKLIES MAYBE BOTH??
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# ? Mar 6, 2017 21:44 |
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In my best dragon voice
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# ? Mar 6, 2017 21:56 |
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Elsa posted:I just. If my girlfriend said she would come so hard to a dragon dick even if it ate her afterwards I'd be like 'and I want you to watch from the corner. weeping optional'
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# ? Mar 6, 2017 21:59 |
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Waterbed Wendy posted:I'm glad that dude got fat, no ones needs yet another racist white copper out there. yeah society as a whole dodged a bullet there yikes
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# ? Mar 6, 2017 21:59 |
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Fullhouse posted:yeah society as a whole dodged a bullet there yikes Especially some unarmed black teens.
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# ? Mar 6, 2017 22:01 |
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Another good new one. Me [20m], first office job. I think I've breached some big office etiquette rule and colleague is pissed [40s?F]. But I don't think I've done anything wrong, help? quote:This is my first office job and I dunno wtf has happened. I've been working here since last Wednesday. It's a medium sized office (30-40 people) and I've been introduced to most members of staff, all seems fine. But there is one colleague (who doesn't even work in my department) who is acting weird, let's call her Eve
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# ? Mar 6, 2017 22:24 |
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Lockback posted:Another good new one. Run to human resources. Run, goddamnit. unless she's your HR lady, in which case, quit
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# ? Mar 6, 2017 22:25 |
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# ? Mar 6, 2017 22:26 |
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i'm guessing it's someplace with poor ventilation and it's an unspoken rule but the thing with unspoken rules is that you don't loving speak them, lol it's one thing to bring it up in passing but lol, cornering him as he's coming out of the bathroom? that's borderline sexual harassment.
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# ? Mar 6, 2017 22:27 |
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Put this one in the 'poo poo that didn't happen but is a common jerkoff fantasy for the author' bin.
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# ? Mar 6, 2017 22:28 |
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Lockback posted:Another good new one. the followup comments just raise more questions quote:But this is the toilet that is closest to me, other staff use it all the time. It takes around 5 extra minutes to get to the upstairs toilets, if I poo poo 6 times a day on average then that's half an hour I'm wasting, I don't want ot come off like I'm not working.
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# ? Mar 6, 2017 22:28 |
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BATHROOM POLICE
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# ? Mar 6, 2017 22:29 |
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Lmao I totally believe that. Everyone knows the office bathroom is for peeing, the bathroom in the hall is for pooping. Rookie mistake. E: SIX times a day?
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# ? Mar 6, 2017 22:29 |
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Lede buried in the comments: There are 7 toilets in the building but most of them are upstairs. The one I was in is used for clients/guests etc but it is also the closet to my cubicle They keep the "guest" toilet nice and poop upstairs. I mean I'd probably still try to get the goat of the person harassing me over it, but at least I get it. He also says he shits 6 times a day on average in the comments lol.
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# ? Mar 6, 2017 22:29 |
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:the followup comments just raise more questions if dude is pooping 6 times a day he's not passing anything "solid" unless he's 400 pounds
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# ? Mar 6, 2017 22:29 |
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Like maybe go upstairs to the other bathroom if it's a sales office and you have client stopping by? But we have clients who give us their life savings at my place and that doesn't stop any of the analysts or bond dudes from taking loud, thunderous shits whenever they please.
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# ? Mar 6, 2017 22:30 |
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poop in the corner
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# ? Mar 6, 2017 22:30 |
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:Lede buried in the comments: Is a guest really going to be upset that the bathroom smells like poop?
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# ? Mar 6, 2017 22:31 |
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i'm the clarification that he cleaned himself up
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# ? Mar 6, 2017 22:31 |
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calling it now the toilet sniffer and Permanently making GBS threads Man are going to hook up and bang in that stinky bathroom, they are too much kindred spirits to do otherwise
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