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Schnorkles posted:https://twitter.com/jaketapper/status/838842021943128068 SOMEBODY PLS PHOTOSHOP THINKING FACE FINGER ONTO COMEY
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mormonpartyboat posted:i choose to believe that first section was a direct reference to friend bear amazing
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[Ben Carsonishly] what im saying is that.... that people umm can access any part of their brain cos its a super computer and uh...uhh just need a bit of training, not unlike uhh... people who came overseas in chains under a tiny ship trying to uhh make their way on american shores, just chasing the uhh, the dream by working hard and honestly and fortunately u can recall all those uhh...experiences by accessing whatever neuron thats uhh responsible
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Yossarian-22 posted:Eh, kinda seems like he's being taken out of context then the word 'immigrant' has a usage that suggests a person came to a new land willingly, and they have some number of civil rights protecting them when they arrive. this is how this word is used 100% of the time in american english. there is no 'alternate use'. this is not the case with slaves. they were taken against their wills from their families and societies, and taken to a place where they had no rights and were considered property. using the word 'immigrant' to describe someone like that is as white-washed as calling segregation 'separate but equal'. the only plausible defense is one that starts with 'well TECHNICALLY', which should be left to futurama jokes.
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zegermans posted:I really hope Comey gets loving shitcanned and is hated by everyone on both sides of the aisle for being such a pile of waste gently caress yeah me too hope her emails were loving worth it comey
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Yossarian-22 posted:SOMEBODY PLS PHOTOSHOP THINKING FACE FINGER ONTO COMEY 
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Trump is real, but he is not strong nor my friend
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mormonpartyboat posted:You can't overload [the brain]. Have you ever heard people say, "Friend Ben, don't take so many benzos, it will overload your brain?" You can't overload the human brain.
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Al! posted:sir this is a drive-thru liquor store Speaking of which, I have gained weight since November, mostly from drinking and not going to the gym. I blame my mom's death & POTUS (both happened in Nov). I'm trying to get back on track because I don't want to go out and buy fat clothes.
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euphronius posted:So like putin is killing everyone who could talk about trump I've got a plan to solve this problem. We secretly invite a Russian senator over and provide him with falsified proof that Trump and Putin coordinated their activities. When he gets angry and decides to return home with evidence of our deception, we shoot down his plane with a BUK somewhere over Ukraine. Then we simply plant a miraculously intact Optolythic data rod at the crash site with the previously mentioned evidence.
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mormonpartyboat posted:i choose to believe that first section was a direct reference to friend bear Holy christ this is real
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euphronius posted:So what are you goi g to do about it , tall man? issue said statement? were you expecting more??
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Montasque posted:That Levin clip is just him yelling while reading news headlines. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYz0RaZSMsA
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euphronius posted:So like putin is killing everyone who could talk about trump I feel bad for the sex workers involved in the Piss Tape. That can't be great work in Russia and especially having to deal with creeps like Trump. Then they get swept up in this and are probably in some frozen ditch now.
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Lastgirl posted:I feel like Ben Carson would be a great supporting character in a Wes Anderson movie at this point I would support this but only if he were played by Hannibal Burress
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Lastgirl posted:I feel like Ben Carson would be a great supporting character in a Wes Anderson movie at this point if i could have one wish, it was that jim varney was still alive so he could do a buddy cop movie with ben carson
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DryGoods posted:I feel bad for the sex workers involved in the Piss Tape. I don't know why they've been dead for 3 years
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so that last one is about people who write songs about [sex with taylor swift] not people who write [songs about sex] with taylor swift briefly confusing thought that swift was on some kind of weird sex collab spree
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moveable shape posted:Holy christ this is real nah
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Consummate Professional posted:Any trump admin official would be great on Eric Andre Betsy DeVos, please
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gently caress there are a bunch of giant albatrosses and seagulls chasing people around on the beach
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zegermans posted:I've got a plan to solve this problem. We secretly invite a Russian senator over and provide him with falsified proof that Trump and Putin coordinated their activities. When he gets angry and decides to return home with evidence of our deception, we shoot down his plane with a BUK somewhere over Ukraine. Then we simply plant a miraculously intact Optolythic data rod at the crash site with the previously mentioned evidence. 
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mormonpartyboat posted:i choose to believe that first section was a direct reference to friend bear 
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skaboomizzy posted:Betsy DeVos, please she's just the one to fall for it too no doubt Let it happen.
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mormonpartyboat posted:meanwhile, among the so-called tolerant left, Guns and roses ???
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