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`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti
https://i.imgur.com/xl1n1WS.gifv

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Railing Kill
Nov 14, 2008

You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.

"Germany is also rapidly learning that American manhood, plus American marksmanship, plus American weapons, is a combination which spells for the Kaiser’s armies complete defeat."

:bahgawd:

I love the Americans swinging their dicks around in the last six months of a war that was already going to end before the next winter, like the loving trench shotgun was what did it. This whole thing is America.txt as hell.

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
Shotguns are cool though

I don't even like guns, but you can't deny they have a certain je ne sais quoi

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

ElGroucho posted:

Shotguns are cool though

I don't even like guns, but you can't deny they have a certain je ne sais quoi

Putting holes in paper is fun, but busting clay pigeons with shotguns is far and away the most fun shooting sport. :laugh:

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Railing Kill posted:

"Germany is also rapidly learning that American manhood, plus American marksmanship, plus American weapons, is a combination which spells for the Kaiser’s armies complete defeat."

:bahgawd:

I love the Americans swinging their dicks around in the last six months of a war that was already going to end before the next winter, like the loving trench shotgun was what did it. This whole thing is America.txt as hell.

The following article is basically “LOL Krauts couldn’t hit the broad side of a barn. Their n00b tubes are useless once we drive them from the trenches.”

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LgULbcikWH4

suuma
Apr 2, 2009
Do people actually pretend that the shotgun is the worst offender in the "weapons that cause unnecessary suffering" aspect of WW1?

e: I mean it's probably not even in the top 20

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

suuma posted:

Do people actually pretend that the shotgun is the worst offender in the "weapons that cause unnecessary suffering" aspect of WW1?

e: I mean it's probably not even in the top 20

Did they think it would work? No, but why not try?

It has basically Germany crying “hacks”.

Unrelated schadenfeude: https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=bd9_1488681344

ranbo das
Oct 16, 2013


When I was in Italy I went on a tour of their air raid bunkers and the guide spent a good five minutes talking about how the British were nice about their air raids and would announce them in advance and wouldn't bomb at night or on Sunday, but when the evil Americans entered the war they would often try to catch the Italians by surprise and would never fight honorably.

Always interesting to see what each side decided was "unfair"

Rick_Hunter
Jan 5, 2004

My guys are still fighting the hard fight!
(weapons, shields and drones are still online!)

poo poo like this reminds of that Civil Rights era tale of the white guy whining about black people having guns so the police can't execute them on the spot.

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe
War is supposed to be a meat grinder and one side should only be able to win by having the fortitude to throw men into it for longer than it's opponent can. Using strategy of any kind is unsporting.

trickybiscuits
Jan 13, 2008

yospos
It's the pressure on the bottom that's making it spray out, grab the keg and flip it over!

Or just freak out and panic and do nothing useful, that's good too.

hanales
Nov 3, 2013

Why don't they do them in a parking lot like normal people?

Klaus Kinski
Nov 26, 2007
Der Klaus

trickybiscuits posted:

It's the pressure on the bottom that's making it spray out, grab the keg and flip it over!

Or just freak out and panic and do nothing useful, that's good too.

It's carbonated, it would still spray.

BlancoNino
Apr 26, 2010
Sure it would spray, but instead of the carbonation forcing beer out it would just be forcing air/some foam instead of making an absurd mess.

CopperHound
Feb 14, 2012

You mean like the champagne at the top of this page didn't make a mess?

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
It made a "small spray of champagne" mess, not a "all of this keg of beer is draining out at speed" mess. Most beers in kegs like that aren't very heavily carbonated, so it wouldn't foam out for long. Unless you didn't turn it upside down, in which case gravity, as always, will gently caress you.

Control Volume
Dec 31, 2008

If I were in that situation I would probably have tapped into my extensive Krav Maga training and expertly flipped the keg using my catlike reflexes, minimizing leakage.

Klaus Kinski
Nov 26, 2007
Der Klaus

Memento posted:

It made a "small spray of champagne" mess, not a "all of this keg of beer is draining out at speed" mess. Most beers in kegs like that aren't very heavily carbonated, so it wouldn't foam out for long. Unless you didn't turn it upside down, in which case gravity, as always, will gently caress you.

Here's a fun exercise. Take a big soda bottle, fill it with water, punch a hole in the bottom with a screwdriver.

Notice how the it doesn't drain nearly as fast or violent as a CARBONATED KEG.

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


A lot of armchair bungholers itt.

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

... what did she think would happen?

Burning_Monk
Jan 11, 2005
Mad, Bad, and Dangerous to know

Sunswipe posted:

... what did she think would happen?

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
I think I'm developing a fetish.

spog
Aug 7, 2004

It's your own bloody fault.

God, that's a familiar look.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

spog posted:

God, that's a familiar look.
Wash your dick every now and again and it's wouldn't happen.

ugh its Troika
May 2, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Rick_Hunter posted:

poo poo like this reminds of that Civil Rights era tale of the white guy whining about black people having guns so the police can't execute them on the spot.

:ssh: This sort of thing is still at the root of most gun control. A lot of politicans loving hate the idea of poor people having guns, especially if they are also black.

Craptacular
Jul 11, 2004

Platystemon posted:

You could cast a solid uranium pineapple grenade and it still wouldn’t weight five pounds.

Actually....

First, let's model an M67 grenade, which is smaller than a Mk 2 pineapple grenade. It has the advantage of being easier to model because the body is more spherical. Per Wikipedia, it has a diameter of 2.5". A sphere 2.5" in diameter is 8.2 cubic inches. and 8.2 cubic inches of uranium 238 is 5.64 lbs. That's not even counting the volume of the fuse, pin and spoon, nor the slightly larger dimensions of a Mk 2.

greazeball
Feb 4, 2003




a new twist on an old favorite

ugh its Troika
May 2, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Grenades arn't a solid mass, so that would cut some of the weight down :v:

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.
It finally happened. The Prenda law saga is pretty much over. John Steele has pled guilty to mail fraud and money laundering, in an exceedingly detailed pleading that runs to sixteen pages.

https://www.popehat.com/2017/03/06/prenda-saga-update-john-steele-pleads-guilty-admits-entire-scheme/

quote:

Steele's plea agreement with the government is extensive even by federal standards. (State pleas are frequently completed with a few mumbled words on the record; federal pleas are wordy, impenetrable creatures that can be torture to explain to a client.) The factual basis section — which Steele admits is true (as to facts he knows) or that the government can prove (as to facts he doesn't know directly) — is a startling 16 pages long and lavishly documents the entire scheme, complete with many details that accusers have been pointing out for years. In short, Steele admits that he and Hansmeier used sham entities to obtain the copyright to (or in some cases film) porn, uploaded it to file-sharing websites, and then filed "false and deceptive" copyright suits against downloaders designed to conceal their role in distributing the films and their stake in the outcomes. They lied to courts themselves, sent others to court to lie, lied at depositions, lied in sworn affidavits, created sham entities as plaintiffs, created fraudulent hacking allegations to try to obtain discovery into the identity of downloaders, used "ruse defendants" (strawmen, in effect) to get courts to approve broad discovery into IP addresses. Steele, through the plea, admits to — and implicates Hansmeier in — a nationwide scheme to defraud many courts.

Taking the sentencing guidelines into account, and the aggravating/mitigating factors, he's looking at around 10 years in Federal prison. Unless he rolls over on his partner in crime. Which he probably will.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Sun Wu Kampf posted:

:ssh: This sort of thing is still at the root of most gun control. A lot of politicans loving hate the idea of poor people having guns, especially if they are also black.

The fastest way to get federal gun laws passed would be if tons of black people started open carrying. Just ask California! The big problem with it is that a lot of them would get shot before the gun laws change. I like guns though, so I hope they don't change anything.

ugh its Troika
May 2, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Solice Kirsk posted:

The fastest way to get federal gun laws passed would be if tons of black people started open carrying. Just ask California! The big problem with it is that a lot of them would get shot before the gun laws change. I like guns though, so I hope they don't change anything.

THe current president has sworn to push through national concealed carry, which is going to severely own California :laugh:

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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MisterOblivious
Mar 17, 2010

by sebmojo

Phanatic posted:

It finally happened. The Prenda law saga is pretty much over. John Steele has pled guilty to mail fraud and money laundering, in an exceedingly detailed pleading that runs to sixteen pages.

https://www.popehat.com/2017/03/06/prenda-saga-update-john-steele-pleads-guilty-admits-entire-scheme/


Taking the sentencing guidelines into account, and the aggravating/mitigating factors, he's looking at around 10 years in Federal prison. Unless he rolls over on his partner in crime. Which he probably will.

"He cut a deal that calls for him to cooperate in the prosecution of others involved, presumably his only co-defendant, Minneapolis lawyer Paul Hansmeier."
"The agreement contemplates a sentence of 8 to 10 years in prison if approved by U.S. District Judge Joan Ericksen, though Steele could win a reduction by providing substantial help."
http://www.startribune.com/u-of-m-law-grad-admits-guilt-in-porn-troll-scheme/415510204/

Rick_Hunter
Jan 5, 2004

My guys are still fighting the hard fight!
(weapons, shields and drones are still online!)

Sun Wu Kampf posted:

:ssh: This sort of thing is still at the root of most gun control. A lot of politicans loving hate the idea of poor people having guns, especially if they are also black.

I know but I'm still hoping someone posts that story since I can't find it.

Huggybear
Jun 17, 2005

I got the jimjams

mng posted:

Reminds me of how the Germans were aghast over the Americans usage of trench shotguns. They're simply not being gentlemen during war. Have a humorous video about it:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0D6p3w2qgY

this insufferable douche is in no way funny and completely over-exaggerates the role the US played in the war so I guess the schadenfreude is on you

Americans think the same thing about WWII. You fought the battle in the Pacific alone and won by the skin of your teeth, and had to resort to an atomic bluff when the Soviets beat you to Japan

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Sun Wu Kampf posted:

:ssh: This sort of thing is still at the root of most gun control. A lot of politicans loving hate the idea of poor people having guns, especially if they are also black.

No, please don't start loving gun chat.

Megillah Gorilla has a new favorite as of 02:43 on Mar 7, 2017

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Huggybear posted:

this insufferable douche is in no way funny and completely over-exaggerates the role the US played in the war so I guess the schadenfreude is on you

Americans think the same thing about WWII. You fought the battle in the Pacific alone and won by the skin of your teeth, and had to resort to an atomic bluff when the Soviets beat you to Japan

Quick, post more American steel.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-OGyJPFzNfU

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Military_production_during_World_War_II#Naval_forces

Platystemon has a new favorite as of 02:46 on Mar 7, 2017

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Scruff McGruff
Feb 13, 2007

Jesus, kid, you're almost a detective. All you need now is a gun, a gut, and three ex-wives.

Huggybear posted:

this insufferable douche is in no way funny and completely over-exaggerates the role the US played in the war so I guess the schadenfreude is on you

Americans think the same thing about WWII. You fought the battle in the Pacific alone and won by the skin of your teeth, and had to resort to an atomic bluff when the Soviets beat you to Japan

If you watch any of his regular videos you'd get pretty quick that the whole video is basically an over-the-top joke.

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