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Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Office Pig posted:

Unless it's not dead in the water in which case ?!?!??!?!??!!!???????????????????

it blows up the health insurance market and probably takes the GOP with it.

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STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

ShutteredIn posted:

This bill is dead in the water and Trump is going to have such a funny meltdown about it

Trump neither cares about nor notices legislation.

Hodgepodge
Jan 29, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 229 days!
my new health care plan for the gop is a cleaver tainted with mrsa-resistent staph.

Nurgle 2020 :getin:

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

Paul Ryan and the Republicans that wrote this are just making it easier to escape this hellish reality, and for that, I thank them.

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...


imagine 5 bills on the edge of a restaurant table

helathcare works the same way

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



lmao @ all the poor white trump voters who are gonna die

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
My favorite part of the bill is a big ol' disincentive to make more than 75k smack right there written by every flat tax pushing smoothbrain in the house gop

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

paranoid randroid posted:

its going to pass because Republicans are cowardly little weasels and are terrified of getting primaried by a Trump-endorsed opponent

Yyyyyep. :(

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Hodgepodge posted:

my new health care plan for the gop is a cleaver tainted with msra-resistent strep.

Nurgle 2020 :getin:

Nurgle/Nurgle 2020: Papas comin'

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...


Hodgepodge posted:

my new health care plan for the gop is a cleaver tainted with msra-resistent strep.

Nurgle 2020 :getin:

is it one of the ones that makes the scarlet fever toxin because that poo poo is miserable

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

mormonpartyboat posted:

is he bragging about taking snacks from pappa president? or a literal baby?

https://twitter.com/DonaldJTrumpJr/status/838871675366158336

Barron's cheerios lol

quadrophrenic
Feb 4, 2011

WIN MARNIE WIN

Venom Snake posted:

Grats to the new recruits to The Geared Shocks! Your utterly useless skills will be replaced with good military training. While the likelyhood of you dying in our first combat encounter is extremely high because none of you know poo poo; feel comforted that those that survive will go on to become the actual heroes this fortress needs.



this feels right

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

triple sulk posted:

lmao @ all the poor white trump voters who are gonna die

you might say that im:

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

triple sulk posted:

lmao @ all the poor white trump voters who are gonna die

:same:

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...


[ask] me about having a breakdown in the bathroom crying about the walls melting at age 7

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

paranoid randroid posted:

its going to pass because Republicans are cowardly little weasels and are terrified of getting primaried by a Trump-endorsed opponent

Ya i remember reading the tweet about how everyone is terrified of Trump because they're afraid he'll go rogue on them.

If it isn't the wire tapping scandal, its one of them next. :twisted:

eonwe posted:

you might say that im:

glad of it :eonwe:

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



since a couple of people asked about how to get a .gop domain: https://www.join.gop/faqs/

quote:

Who can get websites and email addresses ending in .gop?

YOU! Whether establishing a blog, launching a campaign, advocating a cause or simply looking to have a meaningful email address, it starts right here – on .gop.


sign up at https://www.join.gop/

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Al! posted:

ReadTheBill.GOP.cx

i downloaded it and now my cpu wont stop playing the tetris theme

pls halp

Origami Dali
Jan 7, 2005

Get ready to fuck!
You fucker's fucker!
You fucker!

Turdfuzz posted:

what happen the last 72hrs?????



Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

"death is certain death is certain" but im still postin
if anythin
postin is certain

silentsnack
Mar 19, 2009

Donald John Trump (born June 14, 1946) is the 45th and current President of the United States. Before entering politics, he was a businessman and television personality.

Mariana Horchata posted:

hopefully more than that, the meltdown routine is getting p old tbh

Can't wait until he goes supernova. Like how all the news will be full of outrage over this piece of poo poo bill for a while, then something will happen to make Trump look good, then about ~8h later another intelligence infodump will revive the Russia scandal again. Information and psychological warfare experts... there's no way they're not reserving the juiciest ammunition, while leaving a drip-feed of leaks specifically to make him never spend a day not flipping his poo poo.

silentsnack fucked around with this message at 01:57 on Mar 7, 2017

moveable shape
Oct 18, 2015

Mariana Horchata posted:

i downloaded it and now my cpu wont stop playing the tetris theme

pls halp

Hope it's music mode C that is the best

ShutteredIn
Mar 24, 2005

El Campeon Mundial del Acordeon

tacodaemon posted:

since a couple of people asked about how to get a .gop domain: https://www.join.gop/faqs/


sign up at https://www.join.gop/

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...


Turdfuzz posted:

"death is certain death is certain" but im still postin
if anythin
postin is certain

two things in life are certain

death and posting

but not simultaneously

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008


ty

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

Shugojin posted:

two things in life are certain

death and posting

but not simultaneously

sounds like a challenge...

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Venom Snake posted:

No! In fact our first death goes to WOLFSHIEM! You died like a moron hunting on thin oceanic ice which melted resulting in you drowning!

Am I dwarfed yet? I asked to be dwarfed and you said you would dwarf me.

DWARF ME

Ishin
Dec 31, 2008

~the animatronic spirit of
so many forgotten waves
This bill is so absurdly bad.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

triple sulk posted:

lmao @ all the poor white trump voters who are gonna die

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGEMVDG5FXo

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...


is dwarf me dead yet, because i'm pretty sure real me is still here

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/markberman/status/838905335222059008

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

i have bad news and good news

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

if the insurance industry collapses, thatll just make it easier to do single payer when the backlash ushers in socialism :accelerate:

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

moveable shape posted:

90s derail is good again


Hope it's music mode C that is the best

mode b or gtfo

change my name
Aug 27, 2007

Legends die but anime is forever.

RIP The Lost Otakus.

Venom Snake posted:

Grats to the new recruits to The Geared Shocks! Your utterly useless skills will be replaced with good military training. While the likelyhood of you dying in our first combat encounter is extremely high because none of you know poo poo; feel comforted that those that survive will go on to become the actual heroes this fortress needs.



speak for yourself, I'm a marksdwarf

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
goat.gop is just a picture of ron paul's face

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

https://twitter.com/morninggloria/status/838907799040114694

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...



bad comparison, that lady legitimately meant well she just couldn't paint at all

the black husserl
Feb 25, 2005

The Department of Homeland Security chief said today that there MUST be convincing evidence that a US President wiretapped his political opponents. Which justifies a congressional inquiry.

Let that sink in.

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Anime Schoolgirl
Nov 28, 2002

Zas posted:

if the insurance industry collapses, thatll just make it easier to do single payer when the backlash ushers in socialism :accelerate:
Right after the Chinese Communo-capitalist Party takes over the west coast because the American federal government fell apart :stonklol:

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