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Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

Roger That:
MILK CRATES INBOUND

:siren::siren::siren::siren:
- FUCK THE HABS -

Shinjobi posted:

It's not goalie interference. It's called "good stuff that makes me happy for once."

:)

I'm sorry but you're not allowed to be happy in Today's NHL.

Submit yourself to misery and rejoice in it's black embrace

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larkko
Oct 4, 2008

The NHL android app was updated and now puts out 60fps if you have a good enough connection. Worked perfectly and looked gorgeous through a 4G connection.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

Duke Chin posted:

I'm sorry but you're not allowed to be happy in Today's NHL.

Submit yourself to misery and rejoice in it's black embrace

Gosh darnit, fine.:smith:

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Slappy Pappy posted:

This morning Washington was -273 and I just laughed. Caps don't beat the Stars. It's one of those things. Jason Spezza Kari Lehtonen blah blah blah. They played pretty great the second half of the game but doesn't matter. Can't beat Stars.

I'm trying to drink myself into believing that this is a one off fluke loss and not the start of a similar trend like last year before the playoffs.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Also, here's the goalie interference explanation from the ref.
http://www.csnmidatlantic.com/washington-capitals/referee-told-trotz-it-was-orpiks-second-push-not-his-first-cost-caps-coachs

quote:

While Orpik certainly did push Shore into the crease, Shore also makes no effort to leave which prompted Trotz to challenge the goal. After losing the challenge, Trotz said the referee explained to him that the deciding factor was not the initial push, but what happened afterward.

“[Orpik] gives him another little shot because he's on top of our goalie. If he doesn't do that I think it probably comes back our way,” Trotz said. “Even the referee says that's close, the only reason I say no is Brooks gave him a sort of a little second one.”

Caps fan, but I'm going with the ref on this one.

Twin Cinema
Jun 1, 2006



Playoffs are no big deal,
don't have a crap attack.

tofes posted:

Jumbo got 1000 assists tonight :toot:

He's the 13th player to have ever achieved this total.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Inside the CBJ's meeting which got Elliott Friedman's attention and turned the 7-9-1 post-streak skid into a 7-3-1 run: http://www.dispatch.com/sports/20170306/end-of-blue-jackets-malaise-tied-to-the-meeting

quote:

"What I took out of it was we were all on the same page again," veteran wing Scott Hartnell said. "It's not management versus coaches versus players versus trainers. (Coach John Tortorella) may not have been happy with our play. He might have been barking at us, and we were (barking) at him, and it seemed we got lost for a while there and lost our focus."

z0331
Oct 2, 2003

Holtby thy name

Cartoon Man posted:

Also, here's the goalie interference explanation from the ref.
http://www.csnmidatlantic.com/washington-capitals/referee-told-trotz-it-was-orpiks-second-push-not-his-first-cost-caps-coachs


Caps fan, but I'm going with the ref on this one.

Orpik apparently has some kind of muscle memory thing going on where his entire being feels the need to shove forwards further into the crease/goalie instead of out.

Pornographic Memory
Dec 17, 2008
I'm glad Orpik is the Caps' problem now so I can enjoy his tough guy antics blowing up in his face like that

Captain Internet
Apr 20, 2005

:love: HOTLANTA :love:
IS WHERE YOUR HEART IS

Pornographic Memory posted:

I'm glad Orpik is the Caps' problem now so I can enjoy his tough guy antics blowing up in his face like that

I do miss his crazy rear end stare though.

Chad Sexington
May 26, 2005

I think he made a beautiful post and did a great job and he is good.

Cartoon Man posted:

I'm trying to drink myself into believing that this is a one off fluke loss and not the start of a similar trend like last year before the playoffs.

Well I was encouraged that they were able to capable the Devils and Flyers trapping the gently caress out of them, because you see that a lot more in the playoffs. The The Stars, by contrast, seemed focused on keeping the Caps to the outside where they could only take lovely perimeter shots.

I'm choosing not to read too much into it though. The first goal was Orpik ruining an epic Holtby save, the second was just a fumble by Backstrom (on Swedish heritage night of all nights!), and the third was off a flub by Orlov. Didn't seem like much terribly wrong structurally, at least on defense.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Chad Sexington posted:

Well I was encouraged that they were able to capable the Devils and Flyers trapping the gently caress out of them, because you see that a lot more in the playoffs. The The Stars, by contrast, seemed focused on keeping the Caps to the outside where they could only take lovely perimeter shots.

I'm choosing not to read too much into it though. The first goal was Orpik ruining an epic Holtby save, the second was just a fumble by Backstrom (on Swedish heritage night of all nights!), and the third was off a flub by Orlov. Didn't seem like much terribly wrong structurally, at least on defense.

:yeah:

Now gimme another one bartender...keep em coming.

Levitate
Sep 30, 2005

randy newman voice

YOU'VE GOT A LAFRENIÈRE IN ME
Caps lose one game, fans freak out, water is wet

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


Washington only leads the league by 5 points, and the eastern conference by 7.

Clearly time to panic.

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe
I'm panicking because Crosby might not win every trophy and the Pens look really good but not Stanley Cup good.

Captain Internet
Apr 20, 2005

:love: HOTLANTA :love:
IS WHERE YOUR HEART IS
The time the Washington fan needs to worry. Anytime they hear the words "game seven."

ThinkTank
Oct 23, 2007

Ginette Reno posted:

I'm panicking because Crosby might not win every trophy and the Pens look really good but not Stanley Cup good.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004



As opposed to our 40+ years.

ThinkTank
Oct 23, 2007

Cartoon Man posted:

As opposed to our 40+ years.

I am a Canucks fan, I know your pain. Pens fans never will.

Chad Sexington
May 26, 2005

I think he made a beautiful post and did a great job and he is good.
I don't hear any panic. Talk at the Verizon Center yesterday was mostly about whether to buy more playoff tickets in the first or second round or to hold some cash in reserve in the event that they actually make the conference finals.

#regularseasonprivilege

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010
Now I'm wondering what the Flames will spend their significant cap relief on in free agency.

Carver
Jan 14, 2003

Captain Internet posted:

I do miss his crazy rear end stare though.

It's time for war, hockey war

Jovial Cow
Sep 7, 2006

inherently good

Carver posted:

It's time for war, hockey war

He can't have a crazier stare than Dan Girardi.

E:

Jovial Cow fucked around with this message at 19:20 on Mar 7, 2017

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


oh we talking crazy stares?

corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky
hey who wants to see the worst defense iced this year

https://twitter.com/MattLoug/status/839176792699187200

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


corn on the cop posted:

hey who wants to see the worst defense iced this year

https://twitter.com/MattLoug/status/839176792699187200

my immediate reaction is to point to what the Flyers have put out there when Ghost is benched, but man the more I look at that... :stare:

ThinkTank
Oct 23, 2007

corn on the cop posted:

hey who wants to see the worst defense iced this year

https://twitter.com/MattLoug/status/839176792699187200

I dunno, the Canucks iced the following during their mumps crisis:

Edler - Biega
Sbisa - Larsen
Hutton - McEneny

Spring Break My Heart
Feb 15, 2012

corn on the cop posted:

hey who wants to see the worst defense iced this year

https://twitter.com/MattLoug/status/839176792699187200
I couldn't even guess the team right.

hifi
Jul 25, 2012

brandon gormley traded for future considerations. wow he fell off a cliff

Teemu Pokemon
Jun 19, 2004

To sign them is my real test

With full no movement clause

corn on the cop posted:

hey who wants to see the worst defense iced this year

https://twitter.com/MattLoug/status/839176792699187200

Severson is better than every wings defenseman


e: wings have to have the league's worst defense when you factor in salary. I don't know if they're quite Canucks bad, but Kronwall, Ericsson, DeKeyser, (formerly) Smith, and Green make a combined like $23M

Teemu Pokemon fucked around with this message at 19:47 on Mar 7, 2017

ThinkTank
Oct 23, 2007

Teemu Pokemon posted:

Severson is better than every wings defenseman


e: wings have to have the league's worst defense when you factor in salary. I don't know if they're quite Canucks bad, but Kronwall, Ericsson, DeKeyser, (formerly) Smith, and Green make a combined like $23M

When healthy the Canucks defence is actually okayish

Edler-Stecher
Hutton-Tanev
Sbisa-Tryamkin
Gudbranson

It's the offence that's uh... not good.

Sedin-Sedin-Granlund
Baertschi-Horvat-Goldobin
Eriksson-Sutter-Megna
Chaput-Gaunce-Dorsett
Rodin/Skille

That is is just a collection of hot, sticky, overpriced garbage there.

grack
Jan 10, 2012

COACH TOTORO SAY REFEREE CAN BANISH WHISTLE TO LAND OF WIND AND GHOSTS!
It's kind of sad to see the Sedins' play fall off so dramatically, but they are getting to the end of a long career mostly spent being mashed in to the end boards by opposing D. The way Torts used them probably did some real damage as well.

Also imagine how bad that D would be if Hutton, Stecher and Tryamkin didn't turn in to decent players.

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010
That is one pricy 3rd line, great googily moogily. Trade the Sedins while you still can, Benning.

Dauher
Jul 22, 2007
The man from not near.
I know its not hard, but its like you guys forgot the Av's existed. When Erik Johnson and Zadorov were both out, we regularly had something like:

Barrie - Golobuf
ZombieBeauchemin - Tyutin
Wierchoch - Barberio

Spring Break My Heart
Feb 15, 2012

Dauher posted:

I know its not hard, but its like you guys forgot the Av's existed. When Erik Johnson and Zadorov were both out, we regularly had something like:

Barrie - Golobuf
ZombieBeauchemin - Tyutin
Wierchoch - Barberio
I feel like that's way better than the Devils one.

Dauher
Jul 22, 2007
The man from not near.
I can't imagine why.

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010
Speaking of defence, an article about how cutting Weber's minutes has made him more effective since Julien took over

https://ca.sports.yahoo.com/news/claude-julien-using-less-is-more-approach-with-shea-weber-185354303.html#more-id

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Can the twins be traded, tho? I mean, unless you break them up, even with a decent chunk of salary being retained, who can afford them both? Even if they could retain 50 percent on each contract they still gotta eat like 7 mil for this season and next.

And, like, who wants half the Sedins?

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

JoelJoel posted:

Can the twins be traded, tho? I mean, unless you break them up, even with a decent chunk of salary being retained, who can afford them both? Even if they could retain 50 percent on each contract they still gotta eat like 7 mil for this season and next.

And, like, who wants half the Sedins?

I'm sure somebody out there has a couple fat deals they could toss the other way.

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ThinkTank
Oct 23, 2007

JoelJoel posted:

Can the twins be traded, tho? I mean, unless you break them up, even with a decent chunk of salary being retained, who can afford them both? Even if they could retain 50 percent on each contract they still gotta eat like 7 mil for this season and next.

And, like, who wants half the Sedins?

They only have a season left on their deals, and I think there's a lot of teams that would benefit from having them as a second line. A trade in the summer for one last kick at the can (and a shot at resigning them at a bargain) would've made sense for a team like Chicago or New York. At 50% retained, they cost a combined $7M. Send a bad contract back and that would've been very doable.

Sadly, Benning decided to retain 20% (aka $500k on one of the better bargains in the NHL) on the Hansen trade and he's signed through next year as well so the Canucks can't retain both Sedins anymore as Luongo has a retained portion as well and teams have a max of three slots. So that's a moot point, good job Jim.

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