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Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

shirts and skins posted:

https://twitter.com/christomasson/status/839253710345814016

Adrian Peterson's son, on the other hand, wants as little to do as possible with OAK or any other tree.

Oakland would be a big change, but AP says a switch is good for character.

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Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.
AP is a good dad. He knows his son loves video games, so he let his son pick out his very own Switch!

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
AP and Frank Clark on the same team is definitely a thing I'm not dreading, not in the least.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Benne posted:

AP and Frank Clark on the same team is definitely a thing I'm not dreading, not in the least.

The more lovely people we have on the team, the harder Angry Doug plays. :shrug:

aBagorn
Aug 26, 2004

euphronius posted:

doesnt this depend on how much the spend on him?

Yep. I think Britt is going to fall somewhere between 6-7m which means they can still sign another one of the FAs if they clear cap room (come on Pryor) or use that savings on CB help and then draft draft draft

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

Who was that white dude who went loving nuts on the titans for like 3 games when McNair got hurt and they had some funslinger back up

I wanna say drew someone.

Cash Monet
Apr 5, 2009

BlindSite posted:

Who was that white dude who went loving nuts on the titans for like 3 games when McNair got hurt and they had some funslinger back up

I wanna say drew someone.

Drew Bennett.

How do I remember that.

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost

BlindSite posted:

Who was that white dude who went loving nuts on the titans for like 3 games when McNair got hurt and they had some funslinger back up

I wanna say drew someone.

Billy Volek?

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Cash Monet posted:

Drew Bennett.

How do I remember that.

Billy Volek!!!

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
I really thought Billy Volek was going to be something.

I mean with all of the quarterback bullshit going on today how did the Chargers trade for a guy to be nothing but a backup at +60% completion %', and close to 2/1 TD/INT ratio?

6.7 Y/A is not good I guess, but still.

e: Oh hey look, let's compare Mike Glennon at just under 60%, exactly 2/1 TD/Int and 6.5 Y/A.

Poor Billy was born too early.

Grittybeard fucked around with this message at 03:02 on Mar 8, 2017

89
Feb 24, 2006

#worldchamps

Diqnol posted:

Not if they call it a day after signing him which is an alarming possibility.

I think that's a ridiculous assumption.

I think there's a much bigger possibility that we don't tend to the secondary as much as everybody thinks and instead use those resources on Weapons For Wentz.

We can backload contracts, too.

89 fucked around with this message at 03:16 on Mar 8, 2017

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


i'd rather run barkley back than watch mike giraffe, at least barkley is funny as hell when he just goes pick wild

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
I just got off a cross country flight and when I get off this connector Cousins might be a niner.

God.

Is.

Good.

schweens
Jan 14, 2011

kakarot ain't got shit on me

Spoeank posted:

I just got off a cross country flight and when I get off this connector Cousins might be a niner.

God.

Is.

Good.

Or maybe Glennon will be

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?
So the Bears might be bidding against just themselves on Glennon.

Cash Monet
Apr 5, 2009

Kalli posted:

Billy Volek!!!

I thought he meant white receiver.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Cash Monet posted:

I thought he meant white receiver.

You mean a flanker?

xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova

wandler20 posted:

So the Bears might be bidding against just themselves on Glennon.

When it comes to a player of this caliber, better safe than sorry!

It's cool that the Bears seem intent to shore up their poo poo secondary, but then they're going to sign Mike Glennon and let Alshon walk and the offense is gonna be a nightmare

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN

Kalli posted:

Billy Volek!!!

I miss Volektricity

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

https://twitter.com/mikegarafolo/status/839319455708643328



Great name

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Texans reup with their most important FA Shane Lechler

There's also this

https://twitter.com/DanGrazianoESPN/status/839254480667324416

They also resigned Novak to compete with Fairbairn (was on IR this year) who I just found out has the full name John Christian Ka'iminoeauloameka'ikeokekumupa'a Fairbairn

Intruder fucked around with this message at 04:58 on Mar 8, 2017

PrinceRandom
Feb 26, 2013

I hope Lechler plays until he dies.

Also he is a better qb than osweiller.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Grittybeard posted:

I really thought Billy Volek was going to be something.

I mean with all of the quarterback bullshit going on today how did the Chargers trade for a guy to be nothing but a backup at +60% completion %', and close to 2/1 TD/INT ratio?

6.7 Y/A is not good I guess, but still.

e: Oh hey look, let's compare Mike Glennon at just under 60%, exactly 2/1 TD/Int and 6.5 Y/A.

Poor Billy was born too early.

Volek was worth every penny for that divisional playoff game at Indy in 2007 when Rivers and Tomlinson went down and Volek and Michael Turner beat Peyton loving Manning at home

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


Step 1: Start fight
Step 2: Attack straw man
Step 3: REPEAT

Do not engage with me



wandler20 posted:

So the Bears might be bidding against just themselves on Glennon.

I can't remember. We're they acting like the Bears were going to go hog wild in free agency last year? Because all of the talks with Pace indicate that he doesn't want to put all his money on one player. He wants to spread it out.

God, if we commit to Glennon for more than one year of guaranteed money I will lose my mind.

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

Cash Monet posted:

Drew Bennett.

How do I remember that.

Boom thats him. Good memory.

Shangri-Law School
Feb 19, 2013

The Lions resigned Brandon Copeland and Khyri Thornton. Khyri Thornton remains employed in the NFL.

Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

Always playing with my meat
Grimey Drawer
I will never stop laughing at you dill weeds if Glennon ends up being good

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

Warning. you'll live a hard life and die very early if that happens

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF

Good name, bad player, former Packers CB

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
Pretty much everything about Mike Glennon screams "ultra bust." He's ugly as poo poo, got overhyped in the draft, had a mediocre starting run before the Bucs drafted his replacement, and is now getting overhyped in free agency.

So of course he's going to be actually good, because what the gently caress do we know anymore.

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


Step 1: Start fight
Step 2: Attack straw man
Step 3: REPEAT

Do not engage with me



To me, the conversation shouldn't be about whether Glennon is good. It should be why the gently caress is everyone talking about how much bank a giraffe with no game time experience is gonna make

LiquidFriend
Apr 5, 2005

Tom Sellout posted:

AP is a good dad. He knows his son loves video games, so he let his son pick out his very own Switch!
:lol:

I mean uh, I guess Glennon could be good. If the Bears form up a top tier Offense Line and have some great YAC receivers than he could be good. You could do a lot better, but yeah sure.

LiquidFriend fucked around with this message at 06:40 on Mar 8, 2017

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Eltoasto posted:

Doyle getting 6.3mil per, but no word on guaranteed money. A bit more than I'd like, but Allen is on the precipice of getting cut and what cost can you put on keeping him away from the Pats, really?

Probably worth it. Doyle rules.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Codependent Poster posted:

Probably worth it. Doyle rules.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhu3NTOHz-M

hifi
Jul 25, 2012



pick one to spend approximately 4 years 72 million dollars on

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

hifi posted:



pick one to spend approximately 4 years 72 million dollars on

RG3

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

Sataere posted:

To me, the conversation shouldn't be about whether Glennon is good. It should be why the gently caress is everyone talking about how much bank a giraffe with no game time experience is gonna make

It worked out for Osweiler!

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

hifi posted:



pick one to spend approximately 4 years 72 million dollars on

gently caress you :colbert:

(He'll be cut after next season, probably designated a June 1 cut and only a $3m cap hit)

warcrimes
Jul 6, 2013

I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life. :parrot: :parrot: :parrot: :parrot:

a neat cape posted:

Hope he signs with the Raiders so warcrimes can go full hypocrite

Sorry to ruin your fun but I don't want AP on the Raiders.


here's a thing:

https://twitter.com/ChatRaiders/status/839391955004051456

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Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

R.D. Mangles posted:

lol at mike lombardi's REBUILDING PLAN for each team on the Ringer which is basically "get good players."
He's not even trying here..

Jets
Step 1: Get Quarterback
Step 6: Get Kicker

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