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Bogan King
Jan 21, 2013

I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.

Paingod556 posted:

Technically, it's an Imperial German Army sturmtruppen in 1918. So, not a Nazi.

But wouldn't it make more sense to have a picture of Australian corpses littered around Fromelles instead? Are troops and all that.

proto-nazi then

this page hasn't talked nearly enough about the traffic lights in melbourne so have this hot take



ninja edit: what a snipe

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SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



Cartoon posted:

OK I'll say it once and then we can move on, I hope. There is no significant additional expense in changing the silhouettes on crossing signs. They all need to be changed at some point. The change over is being done on this basis. And as fluff pieces that have completely occupied the 'mainstream' (read rabid right wing misogynist) media go it is pretty insubstantial. Will it significantly improve women's rights and lot in Australia. No.

On the other hand there are apparently more CEOs named John than there are women CEOs and the OECD reports it will be 170 years before women bridge the gender pay gap. There is a real problem here and realigning all of the little subtle ways women are underrepresented and valued is part of the solution.

Also harden the gently caress up princesses and get over it already.
Make them have those dots at the bottom that show how long you've got until it goes red too. We're like loving Abraham lincoln or something

hooman
Oct 11, 2007

This guy seems legit.
Fun Shoe
God Malcolm Roberts is barely qualified to operate a spoon let alone be a Senator.

starkebn
May 18, 2004

"Oooh, got a little too serious. You okay there, little buddy?"
at least he seems to create a lot of comedy in the estimates sessions, the other senators can't help quipping it up

WhiskeyWhiskers
Oct 14, 2013


"هذا ليس عادلاً."
"هذا ليس عادلاً على الإطلاق."
"كان هناك وقت الآن."
(السياق الخفي: للقراءة)

quote:

"Traffic lights are a Bolshevist menace... Traffic lights are things which are set up to try and control traffic to try and control individuals on the roads,"

Peter Phelps tried to warn us in 2011, but no one listened! :freep:

JBP
Feb 16, 2017

You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.
Herald Sun today unsurprisingly has a full page of letters getting mad about buying women brand traffic lights instead of investing the money in building bipedal walking tanks to fight Apex gang.

Bogan King
Jan 21, 2013

I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.

The Guardian posted:

A behavioural surveillance scheme being trialled by a Queensland council in an attempt to anticipate antisocial and illegal acts has prompted concern, with civil liberties advocates saying the technology is “straight out of 1984” and has been linked to racial profiling.

The Queensland privacy commissioner, Philip Green, confirmed he had not been consulted by Toowoomba regional council over its trial of “privacy-invasive” behavioural recognition software with CCTV cameras, which has been linked to racial profiling in the United States.

Toowoomba’s foray into behavioural surveillance technology was also criticised by civil libertarians who warned that people deemed “abnormal” by an algorithm faced being harassed by authorities.

On Monday the council rolled out a month-long trial of “camera analytics software”, which purportedly links with CCTV networks to identify safety risks posed by members of the public.

The technology, sold by a company called iOmniscient, includes facial and number-plate recognition technology and touts an ability to anticipate antisocial behaviour in crowds, such as vandalism and other crimes.

NoNotTheMindProbe
Aug 9, 2010
pony porn was here
Wow, that's some Black Mirror level poo poo.

JBP
Feb 16, 2017

You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.
Not worth worrying about if you don't commit crimes *farts*

open24hours
Jan 7, 2001

quote:

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-03-08/all-synthetic-drugs-to-be-outlawed-in-victoria/8334958
She said the legislation will be amended to apply a blanket ban to the production, sale and promotion of any substance that has a psychoactive effect.

Zenithe
Feb 25, 2013

Ask not to whom the Anidavatar belongs; it belongs to thee.

Coffee is illegal now.

Bogan King
Jan 21, 2013

I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.
^ i thought we already had analogue laws that would cover this sort of stuff.

--------

The ABC posted:

Victoria's former deputy speaker has refused to answer questions about whether he listed a caravan as his primary residence in order to claim tens of thousands of dollars in entitlements.

Imagine getting $100k bonus for saying you lived in a caravan to scam your country and then quitting in a huff because you got called out on it and asked to pay it back. At least NSW knows how to do corruption properly, lift your game Vic.

open24hours
Jan 7, 2001

Bogan King posted:

^ i thought we already had analogue laws that would cover this sort of stuff.

Apparently not. I don't like these kinds of laws because they make it explicit that the government isn't concerned about safety, they just don't like the idea of people getting high.

Bogan King
Jan 21, 2013

I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.
Happy international womens day ladies, the chamber of commerce has your back. See cutting penalty rates is their gift to women so now they can work more hours on Sundays. Who says men never do anything for you females.

https://twitter.com/AusChamber/status/839294771961049089

You Am I
May 20, 2001

Me @ your poasting

MysticalMachineGun posted:

Why Victorians whyyyyyyyyyy

The Herald Sun has hated Dandrews winning the last state election and have tried everything to get dirt on them, both with the CFA and the youth justice issues.

Cartoon
Jun 20, 2008

poop
Stalin would choose to live in Toowoomba

Zenithe
Feb 25, 2013

Ask not to whom the Anidavatar belongs; it belongs to thee.
Nobody chooses to live in Toowoomba.

CATTASTIC
Mar 31, 2010

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Bogan King posted:

Happy international womens day ladies, the chamber of commerce has your back. See cutting penalty rates is their gift to women so now they can work more hours on Sundays. Who says men never do anything for you females.

https://twitter.com/AusChamber/status/839294771961049089

Loving the responses

norp
Jan 20, 2004

TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP

let's invade New Zealand, they have oil

Bogan King posted:

Happy international womens day ladies, the chamber of commerce has your back. See cutting penalty rates is their gift to women so now they can work more hours on Sundays. Who says men never do anything for you females.

https://twitter.com/AusChamber/status/839294771961049089

More hours for less pay - true equality.

You Am I
May 20, 2001

Me @ your poasting

Bogan King posted:

Happy international womens day ladies, the chamber of commerce has your back. See cutting penalty rates is their gift to women so now they can work more hours on Sundays. Who says men never do anything for you females.

https://twitter.com/AusChamber/status/839294771961049089

For fucks sake

MysticalMachineGun
Apr 5, 2005

You Am I posted:

The Herald Sun has hated Dandrews winning the last state election and have tried everything to get dirt on them, both with the CFA and the youth justice issues.

Can they weight the polls though? I know the Hun's leanings, but if they're reporting accurate poll figures then their smear campaign is working :(


Bogan King posted:

Happy international womens day ladies, the chamber of commerce has your back. See cutting penalty rates is their gift to women so now they can work more hours on Sundays. Who says men never do anything for you females.

https://twitter.com/AusChamber/status/839294771961049089

Can we please have an employment report published weekly that will unequivocally show that profits will rise for this but not one single new job or more hours will be created.

Bogan King
Jan 21, 2013

I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.

QUACKTASTIC posted:

Loving the responses

Yeah, it doesn't go over well at all.

WhiskeyWhiskers
Oct 14, 2013


"هذا ليس عادلاً."
"هذا ليس عادلاً على الإطلاق."
"كان هناك وقت الآن."
(السياق الخفي: للقراءة)
I honestly don't think they'll lose next election, but that's probably just hubris.

Bogan King
Jan 21, 2013

I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.
Have some stats about people who work Sundays too. These people should be set alight for such egregious bullshit.

https://twitter.com/PeetzDavid/status/838577339088830464

https://twitter.com/PeetzDavid/status/838621292035088384

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

norp posted:

More hours for less pay - true equality.

Less Fewer hours for less pay at some places.

I have a relative who works for Coles Express/Shell and their entire network has just gone through a second round of payroll cuts, with some stores losing nearly 30 hours a week out of their budgets. Many sites are now running with as few as 5 staff.

Meaning some managers are now doing 20-25 hours a week on the console as well as all the rest of their duties.

Older staff and staff with more contracted hours are being forced out, all casuals have had all their hours taken off them and are on call only.


It must suck to work there, but it's going to be loving hilarious once things are settled and someone calls in sick or wants to take a holiday and there is literally no one left to cover it because the suits who see the little people as nothing more than figures on a spreadsheet have no actual idea how the world works.

NoNotTheMindProbe
Aug 9, 2010
pony porn was here

JBP posted:

Not worth worrying about if you don't act in a manner that causes an algorithm to flag you as guilty of potential future crimes *farts*

JBP
Feb 16, 2017

You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.
Let's check the crime computer Timmy!

*detects and preemptively apprehends black man*

PaletteSwappedNinja
Jun 3, 2008

One Nation, Under God.
pfft, "apprehends"

hooman
Oct 11, 2007

This guy seems legit.
Fun Shoe

PaletteSwappedNinja posted:

pfft, "apprehends"

Yeah I was gonna say what kind of utopia are you living in that this isn't "kills".

JBP
Feb 16, 2017

You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.
The computer isn't going to do that in the street in plain view of hard working tax payers you savages.

hooman
Oct 11, 2007

This guy seems legit.
Fun Shoe

JBP posted:

The computer isn't going to do that in the street in plain view of hard working tax payers you savages.

Uhhhhhhhh... Trump voters would like a word with you and your soft on crime fancy computer. If we aren't gunning them down in the streets why did we even get rid of our perfect good police force.

Bogan King
Jan 21, 2013

I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.
That chamber of commerce thing got an update

https://twitter.com/theamwu/status/839309458207432706

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://www.theguardian.com/travel/2017/mar/08/first-dog-on-the-moon-goes-to-south-west-tasmania-and-totally-freaks-out?CMP=share_btn_fb

A first dog on the moon that isn't actually bad?

norp
Jan 20, 2004

TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP

let's invade New Zealand, they have oil

Still not enough words

wombat74
Sep 30, 2005

Corporate Fat Cat

You Am I posted:

The Herald Sun has hated Dandrews winning the last state election and have tried everything to get dirt on them, both with the CFA and the youth justice issues.

The Libs had massive reprinted copies of Hun front pages bagging out Andrews at every polling booth. They really are just the Lib's propaganda branch

JBP
Feb 16, 2017

You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.

wombat74 posted:

The Libs had massive reprinted copies of Hun front pages bagging out Andrews at every polling booth. They really are just the Lib's propaganda branch

It's pretty miserable being in the most economically stable and progressive passage of governance in recent Victorian history while knowing it won't last because the paper is having a poo poo fit about apex gang and trans kids.

You Am I
May 20, 2001

Me @ your poasting

JBP posted:

It's pretty miserable being in the most economically stable and progressive passage of governance in recent Victorian history while knowing it won't last because the paper is having a poo poo fit about apex gang and trans kids.

I had forgotten about the Apex Gang. The Vic Police have told the media time and again that it doesn't exist, yet the Hun still posts front page stories about it.

adamantium|wang
Sep 14, 2003

Missing you
https://twitter.com/Barnaby_Joyce/status/839265792780726272

https://twitter.com/ccroucher9/status/839328979307782144

JBP
Feb 16, 2017

You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.

You Am I posted:

I had forgotten about the Apex Gang. The Vic Police have told the media time and again that it doesn't exist, yet the Hun still posts front page stories about it.

No you see they're called the apex gang because they are the big powerful gang. It says it right there. Apex gang.

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wombat74
Sep 30, 2005

Corporate Fat Cat

You Am I posted:

I had forgotten about the Apex Gang. The Vic Police have told the media time and again that it doesn't exist, yet the Hun still posts front page stories about it.

Don't you know Victoria has YOUTH CRIME CHAOS and only that nice Mr Guy can solve it? Neil Mitchell said so...

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