Political Cartoons 2017: Gotta go fasc

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Mystic Mongol: Jan 5, 2007; Your life's been thrown in disarray already--I wouldn't want you to feel pressured.; College Slice

Apple Pie Hubbub posted:

I've had teachers like this, they rule.

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chairface: Oct 28, 2007; No matter what you believe, I don't believe in you.

Apple Pie Hubbub posted:

This but unironically.

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Cloks: Feb 1, 2013; by Azathoth

Apple Pie Hubbub posted:

Tinsley is a moron.

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MrUnderbridge: Jun 25, 2011

Low Desert Punk posted:

why the gently caress would witches use guns

why the gently caress are they witches

And how the gently caress is Branco so stupid that he doesn't know that it's the witches who get hunted?

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DACK FAYDEN: Feb 25, 2013; Bear Witness

Jonas Albrecht posted:

I just noticed the Obama witch in the shadows.

The best part of this is that you have to actually be a regular Branco reader to recognize that silhouette. We might be the only group of people on the planet who get it.

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AVeryLargeRadish: Aug 19, 2011; I LITERALLY DON'T KNOW HOW TO NOT BE A WEIRD SEXUAL CREEP ABOUT PREPUBESCENT ANIME GIRLS, READ ALL ABOUT IT HERE!!!

Cloks posted:

Tinsley is a moron.

What a nasty thing to say, apologize to all the morons out there! :mad:

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Somfin: Oct 25, 2010; In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.; Nap Ghost

Tinsley never actually went to University, did he? I know he graduated, but it's looking increasingly like he never actually attended a lecture.

They don't check attendance or ask for excuse notes, Tinsley. That's high school.

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Mercedes Colomar: Nov 1, 2008; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

A HUNGRY MOUTH posted:

Please god, let this provocation go unanswered.

e: I keep forgetting this thread has been nominally work-safe for years. But still, talk about whistling past the graveyard

"Life's hard for a Conservative Brony"

Also that guy who did the racist incest cat people comic. Fisk? Yeah. I'm not gonna go find it. But you remember Mouth. You can never forget.

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Mr. Nemo: Feb 4, 2016; I wish I had a sister like my big strong Daddy

MrUnderbridge posted:

And how the gently caress is Branco so stupid that he doesn't know that it's the witches who get hunted?

Are you really this dense? It's not a complicated joke.

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Discendo Vox: Mar 21, 2013; We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.

Manuel Calavera posted:

"Life's hard for a Conservative Brony"

Also that guy who did the racist incest cat people comic. Fisk? Yeah. I'm not gonna go find it. But you remember Mouth. You can never forget.

I don't know what "Mouth" is, though I do recall Fisk, sadly. Please, enlighten/horrify me.

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Somfin: Oct 25, 2010; In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.; Nap Ghost

Discendo Vox posted:

I don't know what "Mouth" is, though I do recall Fisk, sadly. Please, enlighten/horrify me.

Discendo, we disagree on a few things, but not on this. I need to know.

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Apple Pie Hubbub: Feb 14, 2012; Take that, you greedy jerk!

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A HUNGRY MOUTH: Nov 3, 2006; date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss; Nap Ghost

Discendo Vox posted:

I don't know what "Mouth" is, though I do recall Fisk, sadly. Please, enlighten/horrify me.

Somfin posted:

Discendo, we disagree on a few things, but not on this. I need to know.

Oh no, no, no. You don't want to look MOUTH up. It's even more horrible than "Vox" or "Somfin." Though slightly more intelligent, apparently

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Xander77: Apr 6, 2009; Fuck it then. For another pit sandwich and some 'tater salad, I'll post a few more.

SSNeoman posted:

Trumpochka.

Huh. Well done. That's attention to detail.

Last names don't get the affectionate diminutive treatment.

Sandpuppy posted:

The Citizen Kane poster is probably the most clever detail Ramirez has done in 10 years.

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At first I thought it was yet another "Mutiny on...", but that's spelled the other way.

Somfin posted:

They don't check attendance or ask for excuse notes, Tinsley. That's high school.

You've never taken a class with less than a hundred people in it? Sure they do.

Xander77 fucked around with this message at 08:04 on Mar 8, 2017

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NoEyedSquareGuy: Mar 16, 2009; Just because Liquor's dead, doesn't mean you can just roll this bitch all over town with "The Freedoms."

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Pants Donkey: Nov 13, 2011

You'll know it's been about two weeks since Milo self-destructed when Tinsley abrupt changes the subject to media bias or something.

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Jonas Albrecht: Jun 7, 2012

Xander77 posted:

At first I thought it was yet another "Mutiny on...", but that's spelled the other way.

I do like that Caine Mutiny Trump is catching on.

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Prokhor Zakharov: Dec 31, 2008; This is me as I make another great post

Good luck with your depression!

Manuel Calavera posted:

"Life's hard for a Conservative Brony"

Also that guy who did the racist incest cat people comic. Fisk? Yeah. I'm not gonna go find it. But you remember Mouth. You can never forget.

A Hungry Mouth sledgehammer smashes apart his basement floor to reveal an aged wooden chest, wrapped in chains. A relic of forums antiquity long ago deemed too dangerous for any pol toons thread. Its bindings are cast aside and the box opened, releasing a wailing chorus that rushes out in a burst of fetid air and colored smoke. Slowly the lid is raised with a mournful hollow creaking. The only contents are revealed to be a yellowed strip of parchment with the words "I Dare You To Google Jay Naylor" written upon it in blood.

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World Famous W: May 25, 2007; BAAAAAAAAAAAA

Don't google Jay Naylor. Just don't.

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Fulchrum: Apr 16, 2013; by R. Guyovich

I did Google Jay Naylor.

He has a Patreon.

He earns over $125,000 a year just from that.

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World Famous W: May 25, 2007; BAAAAAAAAAAAA

What the hell did I just say?! I talking to air here?

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Abyssal Squid: Jul 24, 2003

Manuel Calavera posted:

"Life's hard for a Conservative Brony"

Also that guy who did the racist incest cat people comic. Fisk? Yeah. I'm not gonna go find it. But you remember Mouth. You can never forget.

World Famous W posted:

Don't google Jay Naylor. Just don't.

Erring on the side of linking this awful thing :nws:

because it's pornographically violent. Yes, the unprovoked murderer (whose sine qua non is that he fucks his sister) is supposed to be the good guy.

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A HUNGRY MOUTH: Nov 3, 2006; date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss; Nap Ghost

We said we'd never go back to the abandoned Fair, not after the things we saw there. But today, my mailbox held a colorful flyer, bearing a name and number I'd prayed to forget:

RON PAUL
2008

I began to sweat. In the near distance, a Hitler chuckled.

A HUNGRY MOUTH fucked around with this message at 08:56 on Mar 8, 2017

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Jedit: Dec 10, 2011; Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Sandpuppy posted:

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It's an appropriate time for women and people who aren't white to hunt down and kill Donald Trump. A Visit From The Secret Service Cartoon, coming as it does from an artist who isn't white.

Now I'm actually wondering if that's why Branco seems (even) dumber since Trump took over. He's making GBS threads out the most slavish praise and broadest criticism because he's scared that if he draws anything less he'll no longer be "one of the good ones".

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AVeryLargeRadish: Aug 19, 2011; I LITERALLY DON'T KNOW HOW TO NOT BE A WEIRD SEXUAL CREEP ABOUT PREPUBESCENT ANIME GIRLS, READ ALL ABOUT IT HERE!!!

Abyssal Squid posted:

Erring on the side of linking this awful thing because it's pornographically violent. Yes, the unprovoked murderer (whose sine qua non is that he fucks his sister) is supposed to be the good guy.

Eh, I've seen much worse. :shrug:

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MechaCrash: Jan 1, 2013

Pants Donkey posted:

You'll know it's been about two weeks since Milo self-destructed when Tinsley abrupt changes the subject to media bias or something.

Is there enough time for that, though? I thought "Milo supports pedophilia" was what caused his fall from grace, so there wouldn't be enough time for Drunky Duck to trot out his full throated support of the guy before it turned out WHOOPS he's a shitbag, which anybody who's not a Nazi has been saying for years.

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Rugoberta Munchu: Jun 5, 2003; Do you want a hupyrolysege slcorpselong?

Abyssal Squid posted:

Erring on the side of linking this awful thing because it's pornographically violent. Yes, the unprovoked murderer (whose sine qua non is that he fucks his sister) is supposed to be the good guy.

Is this what that Pholph guy was trying to do?

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Discendo Vox: Mar 21, 2013; We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.

Rugoberta Munchu posted:

Is this what that Pholph guy was trying to do?

I thought that might be who Manuel Calavera was referring to- egg's on my face, I didn't pay attention to the username.

Discendo Vox fucked around with this message at 09:52 on Mar 8, 2017

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Pants Donkey: Nov 13, 2011

Jonas Albrecht posted:

I just noticed the Obama witch in the shadows.

Watch out for Shadow Obama

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Carson called slaves immigrants.

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Conservatives having trouble replacing a conservative law. Weird!

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Democrats would have touched the sides.

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Needs more Tie Tape.

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No tape, but points for dissing the hilarious length.

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Healthcare, as a necessity, should be a federal program as opposed to 50 state programs.

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Remember when he was whining about another cartoonist getting more praise than him just a few months ago?

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I dunno if JRRose! actually believes this crap or is willing to go to any length for a dad joke.

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Ah yes, people calling the president Hitler truly are deranged.

FIVE YEARS EARLIER...

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Jonas Albrecht: Jun 7, 2012

He's going to import all Muslims and Mexicans? I don't think anyone's mad about Trump over that.

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Trapezium Dave: Oct 22, 2012

Pants Donkey posted:

Watch out for Shadow Obama
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Wallace and Trump in The Curse of the Were-President.

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SimonChris: Apr 24, 2008; The Baron's daughter is missing, and you are the man to find her. No problem. With your inexhaustible arsenal of hard-boiled similes, there is nothing you can't handle.; Grimey Drawer

Pants Donkey posted:

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"Quoations".

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FronzelNeekburm: Jun 1, 2001; STOP, MORTTIME

Pants Donkey posted:

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States' rights! Put the states in charge!

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Kegluneq: Feb 18, 2011; Mr President, the physical reality of Prime Minister Corbyn is beyond your range of apprehension. If you'll just put on these PINKOVISION glasses...

Trapezium Dave posted:

David Pope:

~~Backward~~Forward Rs!

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Nenonen: Oct 22, 2009; Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

NoEyedSquareGuy posted:

Ben Carson's ancestors came to America filled with hopes, thinking "one of our grandchildren might run for US presidency one day"

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Pretty good: Apr 16, 2007

Pants Donkey posted:

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Ah yes, people calling the president Hitler truly are deranged.

FIVE YEARS EARLIER...
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"He'll grope all our women" being on here is great because not only does it indicate that he expects me, the reader, to scoff at the ridiculousness of the notion that he could possibly grope every American woman with his own hands, because that is a thing that people who dislike the current president are definitely concerned about, but also potentially that it's ok and normal and not a big deal if he only gropes, like, a few of them

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