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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Jed York is every male lead from James Nguyen's films combined into one eldritch abomination come to life to haunt San Francisco for its crimes.

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Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Jed York is every male lead from James Nguyen's films combined into one eldritch abomination come to life to haunt San Francisco for its crimes.

And in true San Francisco fashion he owns a blight on the landscape in the South Bay so he can contribute to the already loving traffic. :argh:

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH
Stay away from Tony, SF. Jay Cutler is your destined qb waifu

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/839564908614324225

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
great backup qb imo

stop loving around Redskins and let gold miners give you crap for your valuable assets for like the one millionth time

DariusLikewise
Oct 4, 2008

You wore that on Halloween?
Rams are going to go into the season with Tavon Austin and Bradley Marquez as their top two wide receivers

Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.
Garcon/Goodwin/Kerley with Hoyer throwing to them is already an upgrade from last year. Niners will still suck next season, but at least they're likely to be entertaining for the right reasons.

Edit: and it sounds like they're also getting Jusczyk at FB/TE/hybridthing :dance:

Coldforge fucked around with this message at 21:41 on Mar 8, 2017

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Just wait until we draft a bunch of waffles.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Just wait until we draft a bunch of waffles.

Draft some chicken too and nothing will be wasted.

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

Grittybeard posted:

Draft some chicken too and nothing will be wasted.

Yeah but they have a fourth round grade and you should draft by BPA and not need.

DariusLikewise
Oct 4, 2008

You wore that on Halloween?

DariusLikewise posted:

Rams are going to go into the season with Tavon Austin and Bradley MarquezRobert Woods as their top two wide receivers

I don't know the rest of the NFC West will contain this dynamic duo

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal
See ya later, Hauschka. My ex-girlfriend was in love with you.

Vhak lord of hate
Jun 6, 2008

I AM DRINK THE BLOOD OF JESUS
The only official Hauschka jersey they ever sold was a women's one. They know who the team dreamboats are. Probably a good thing too or else I would have bought one and then thrown it in my cursed jersey pile with my Harvin one.

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH
I honestly could see myself getting a Jon Ryan jersey

Its Rinaldo fucked around with this message at 01:40 on Mar 10, 2017

Maggot Soup
Aug 18, 2005

The NFC West is dope as hell boys.

Benny the Snake
Apr 11, 2012

GUM CHEWING INTENSIFIES
So Adrian Peterson and Eddie Lacy are looking at the Seahawks. Know who isn't? Any offensive tackle or center worth a poo poo. Hull isn't holding? gently caress that, we need to make our cannons bigger!

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord

Vhak lord of hate posted:

The only official Hauschka jersey they ever sold was a women's one. They know who the team dreamboats are. Probably a good thing too or else I would have bought one and then thrown it in my cursed jersey pile with my Harvin one.

Seriously. The only people I know with Hauschka jerseys are may fiance and two other female friends.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Benny the Snake posted:

So Adrian Peterson and Eddie Lacy are looking at the Seahawks. Know who isn't? Any offensive tackle or center worth a poo poo. Hull isn't holding? gently caress that, we need to make our cannons bigger!

We might get Charles, which is way cooler than Beat Mode and Feast Mode.

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!

Benny the Snake posted:

So Adrian Peterson and Eddie Lacy are looking at the Seahawks. Know who isn't? Any offensive tackle or center worth a poo poo. Hull isn't holding? gently caress that, we need to make our cannons bigger!

We got Luke Joeckel! He was a #2 pick!

do not look at anything that has happened since then

Seriously I think TJ Lang is worth getting excited about, but I suspect he's just using Detroit and Seattle as stalking horses to get a better offer out of Green Bay.

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
Eddie Lacy will be fine as long as he never discovers Dick's Drive-In

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH

Benne posted:

Eddie Lacy will be fine as long as he never discovers Dick's Drive-In

*Moves in next to Red Mill*

Cat Hassler
Feb 7, 2006

Slippery Tilde

Bad Moon posted:

*Moves in next to Red Mill*

I don't think Lacy is a Phinney Ridge type of guy

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Benne posted:

Eddie Lacy will be fine as long as he never discovers Dick's Drive-In

But enough about Russell's ex-wife.

Painkiller
Jan 30, 2005

You think the truth will set you free...

shirts and skins posted:

Seriously I think TJ Lang is worth getting excited about, but I suspect he's just using Detroit and Seattle as stalking horses to get a better offer out of Green Bay.

It's a done deal.

https://twitter.com/NathanE11/status/840001718691680256

Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe
:rip: catman

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/839947139878948864

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord

Keith Atherton posted:

I don't think Lacy is a Phinney Ridge type of guy

What about Queen Anne or Magnolia? Can't forget the location across from QFC at Interbay.

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!

its all nice on rice posted:

What about Queen Anne or Magnolia? Can't forget the location across from QFC at Interbay.

My money would be on Cap Hill. God drat does Dick's sound good right now.


Chichevache posted:

But enough about Russell's ex-wife.

Bah gawd

MalleusDei
Mar 21, 2007

Eddie Lacy strikes me as Katsu Burger kinda guy...

Maggot Soup
Aug 18, 2005


Dawson is reliable, but they also signed Bethea. Why are they signing older players? Palmer and Fitz are most likely leaving next year too. Is the team younger than I'm thinking?

Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.

Maggot Soup posted:

Dawson is reliable, but they also signed Bethea. Why are they signing older players? Palmer and Fitz are most likely leaving next year too. Is the team younger than I'm thinking?

Arians is an old, old man. They're all youngins to him.

Maggot Soup
Aug 18, 2005

Coldforge posted:

Arians is an old, old man. They're all youngins to him.

Not even his flat cap can prevent that AZ heat from melting his brain.

hifi
Jul 25, 2012

an older guy that knows what to do is probably a good idea at safety with the raw guys they have at CB excepting peterson. i don't really want bethea/branch to be the starting safety tandem though so we'll see

Ninja Bob
Nov 20, 2002




Bleak Gremlin
I thought Branch showed some potential in the games he was in, but that's pretty vague memories, and the fact that we got him to take less money makes me think he's probably worse than I remember him being. D is going to take a big step back this year, I think.

Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe

Maggot Soup posted:

Dawson is reliable, but they also signed Bethea. Why are they signing older players? Palmer and Fitz are most likely leaving next year too. Is the team younger than I'm thinking?

No, we are a geriatric team

https://twitter.com/kentsomers/status/840286543520583680

Tank44
Jun 13, 2005

We want the ball & We're going to score
Generally in the past the Seahawks have been quiet on free agency's first week due to the costs involved and seeing how much the people they are using are getting elsewhere. Compensatory picks do make a difference. This year Haushka is the biggest loss, so they probably wont get any good comp picks, as result, Spend the money. Lang would not have been an option in the past 3 years but this year it's fair game, and bring him in.

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord
https://twitter.com/49ers/status/840370968631660544

It's not really breaking at this point, but meh.

its all nice on rice fucked around with this message at 20:49 on Mar 11, 2017

Lord Waffle Beard
Dec 7, 2013
Of Lacy, AP, Charles, and Murray, I only like Charles for the seahawks

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal
Well, Lang signed with Detroit, because of course we can't have good offensive linemen.

Also, Joeckel is getting $7mil guaranteed, which is... a lot.

MalleusDei
Mar 21, 2007

seiferguy posted:

Well, Lang signed with Detroit, because of course we can't have good offensive linemen.

Also, Joeckel is getting $7mil guaranteed, which is... a lot.

Is Joeckel any good? Sounds like he's had health issues?

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Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH

MalleusDei posted:

Is Joeckel any good? Sounds like he's had health issues?

He now plays oline for the Seattle Seahawks so no

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