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BravestOfTheLamps
Oct 12, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Lipstick Apathy

Cage posted:

Eyes small.

???

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Cage
Jul 17, 2003
www.revivethedrive.org
Yesss.

Thors cape is looking a little ratty there.

Megaman's Jockstrap
Jul 16, 2000

What a horrible thread to have a post.

hmmmm

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Kinda hoping there's a shot of Thor after he gets his mojo back or escapes captivity or whatever where he concentrates for a sec and his long hair magically re-appears.

Leon Trotsky 2012
Aug 27, 2009

YOU CAN TRUST ME!*


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RIP the most beautiful golden locks in all the nine realms.

Electromax
May 6, 2007

Leon Trotsky 2012 posted:

RIP the most beautiful golden locks in all the nine realms.

The rumor is that Captain Marvel gets her powers in the movies when she discovers the shaved strands of Thor's hair and makes a Hulk Hogan-esque wig out of them.

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Kinda hoping Hulk just randomly punches Thor at least 3 times during the movie.

Tezcatlipoca
Sep 18, 2009
Sif is the one with the golden hair, Marvel loving up my immersion.

Leon Trotsky 2012
Aug 27, 2009

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Tezcatlipoca posted:

Sif is the one with the golden hair, Marvel loving up my immersion.

The cover is Hela, Thor, and Valkyrie.

Burkion
May 10, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
Wait that's Hela?

I thought that was loving Gender Bent Loki what the gently caress

Leon Trotsky 2012
Aug 27, 2009

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Burkion posted:

Wait that's Hela?

Tezcatlipoca
Sep 18, 2009

Leon Trotsky 2012 posted:

The cover is Hela, Thor, and Valkyrie.

I was not commenting on the cover.

Leon Trotsky 2012
Aug 27, 2009

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Tezcatlipoca posted:

I was not commenting on the cover.

Sif could be a dye-job.

Or brunette sorcery.

Hodgepodge
Jan 29, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 204 days!

BravestOfTheLamps posted:

The movie is about Wolverine dying. There's no conflict between man and myth because he's a comic book mutant superhero. He already is a myth

Also, lol at toys representing myth. Toys represent play, which is a different thing from myth.


The bad part isn't that there are Wolverine action figures. The bad part is that the movie never escapes from being so juvenile, and can accurately be summed up as Logan: Death of an Action Figure.

You don't have a kid, I see.

In the context of superheroes, as well as kaiju, etc, toys 100% are the vehicles of mythology in our society.

Tezcatlipoca
Sep 18, 2009

Leon Trotsky 2012 posted:

Sif could be a dye-job.

Or brunette sorcery.

Dwarves give her literal gold hair so she definitely isn't natural.

Gyges
Aug 4, 2004

NOW NO ONE
RECOGNIZE HULK
Thor had to cut those golden locks because there's no way the giants would be fooled that their new bride wasn't Thor otherwise. Giants love that sexy dirty blonde bob.

Timby
Dec 23, 2006

Your mother!

Rirse
May 7, 2006

by R. Guyovich

So when are we getting a picture of Jeff Goldblum as the Grandmaster?

Synthwave Crusader
Feb 13, 2011


Yesssssss

Do we know if Goldblum's character and Del Toro's character are actually brothers in the MCU? Because they look pretty drat similar.

feedmyleg
Dec 25, 2004

I will take one ticket to Thor: Ragnarock please.

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
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Thor will be the best Marvel movie ever.

Timby
Dec 23, 2006

Your mother!

Scyantific posted:

Do we know if Goldblum's character and Del Toro's character are actually brothers in the MCU? Because they look pretty drat similar.

My first reaction was "he looks like the bastard child of the Collector and Doctor Strange."

Leon Trotsky 2012
Aug 27, 2009

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Grandmaster: Thor, uh, needs to be ripped limb from limb. And the Hulk... well, if there's one thing that the Marvel Cinematic Universe has taught us, it's that the Hulk cannot be contained. The Hulk breaks free, it expands to new territories, even to new realms in space. The Hulk crashes through barriers, painfully, maybe even dangerously, but... uh, well... there it is.

Loki: There it is...

Hela: You're implying that assembling an arena full of super-humans, monsters, and gods from the Nine Realms to fight to the death will... backfire on us?

Grandmaster: No. I'm simply saying that, uh, the Hulk, uh, the Hulk finds a way.

MacheteZombie
Feb 4, 2007

way too tame

seravid
Apr 21, 2010

Let me tell you of the world I used to know

Neo Rasa posted:

no poo poo most movies aren't going to look like one of the single best looking movies ever made.

Why not?

teagone
Jun 10, 2003

That was pretty intense, huh?

MacheteZombie posted:

way too tame

His skin will be turned pale blue in post.

Shneak
Mar 6, 2015

A sad Professor Plum
sitting on a toilet.

This looks like a still from The Hunger Games.

Cate Blanchett also looks bizarre with black hair.

Megaman's Jockstrap
Jul 16, 2000

What a horrible thread to have a post.

Rirse posted:

So when are we getting a picture of Jeff Goldblum as the Grandmaster?

I just wanted to you to know that I appreciated this.

Gyges
Aug 4, 2004

NOW NO ONE
RECOGNIZE HULK

MacheteZombie posted:

way too tame

Well obviously. No static image can contain the majesty of Goldblum.

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






Shneak posted:

Cate Blanchett also looks bizarre with black hair.

She looks like Jaime Murray in that photo, it's messing with my brain.

SolidSnakesBandana
Jul 1, 2007

Infinite ammo

teagone posted:

His skin will be turned pale blue in post.

I hope so. I know I'm being a bullshit nerd here, but I find myself unimpressed by that makeup. Looks more like Jeff Goldblum cosplaying a character.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

MIT also now part of the MCU.
https://twitter.com/BRIANMBENDIS/status/839588774443036672

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=drl5gD3AzT4

Leon Trotsky 2012
Aug 27, 2009

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More Thor photos:





The MSJ
May 17, 2010

https://www.facebook.com/siriusxm/videos/10155166904510929/

Samuel L Jackson posted:

I can't go to Wakanda, for some reason. I'm the only black character you've got in the Marvel universe right now, now for some reason when you do a black Marvel movie, I can't show up in Wakanda? Okay, fine. I'll meet him later.

Timby
Dec 23, 2006

Your mother!


This is weirdly reminding me of Commodus in Gladiator.

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club



So colourful!

Leon Trotsky 2012
Aug 27, 2009

YOU CAN TRUST ME!*


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Are those scars on Thor's head or did he join a prison gang and take down three members of the Latin Kings?

I had to google to double check how old Cate Blanchette is because she looks 22 in that hair and makeup.

LesterGroans
Jun 9, 2009

It's funny...

You were so scary at night.
I'm into Bangarang Thor.

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Medullah
Aug 14, 2003

FEAR MY SHARK ROCKET IT REALLY SUCKS AND BLOWS

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