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"A dog wearing rollerskates" was one of the ideas me and a friend came up with while we were stoned and making jokes about the annoying "wacky sound effects story" bit that's on every episode of Prairie Home Companion.
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jfc pick start a kickstarter to default on if you think it's such an amazing idea
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My [25F] boyfriend [29M] still wears the same clothes he purchased 5-10 years ago. I wish he would start wearing more age-appropriate attire.quote:I know this is probably going to sound superficial, but I need some advice as to how I can bring this up to him as gently as possible. I can't judge this dude, I work in IT and wear band shirts and basketball shorts everywhere unless asked otherwise by my gf. Maybe that's what she should do? "Hey honey, wear poo poo that matches today." Works on me  Someone in the comments says civil engineers basically don't have dresscodes so that's why he just sorta wears whatever all the time.
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Mar 9, 2017 18:41
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Truck Nutz, but for your dog
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Mar 9, 2017 18:42
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Nazzadan posted:I can't judge this dude, I work in IT and wear band shirts and basketball shorts everywhere unless asked otherwise by my gf. son of a loving bitch dude
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Pick posted:That idiot who sells "Rear Gear", the dog butthole covers, is still in business. People love pets and they're loving stupid and terrible with money. They are so god damned stupid they make purchases "ironically" as if it's not real money and doesn't count. go for it. I mean she might turn some kind of hobby profit depending on what she spends on the website + advertising + manufacturing but it's not going to be enough to let 2 people retire early guaranteed. Pick posted:son of a loving bitch dude lol for real I wear band shirts sometimes still but dang e: Like if you're looking for something that is more turn-key easy money buying a franchise food place is a way better idea. Not Chipotle prolly but if you can scrape up enough to open a McD's in a good spot or something like that and hire decent management that's way better than trying to create a brand new business out of nothing based on high end dog shoes. Moridin920 fucked around with this message at 18:45 on Mar 9, 2017 |
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Mar 9, 2017 18:42
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Moridin920 posted:I mean she might turn some kind of hobby profit depending on what she spends on the website + advertising + manufacturing but it's not going to be enough to let 2 people retire early guaranteed. No. gently caress it. She'll be a multimillionaire. People will buy it because they're like durrrrr that's funny haha durrrrrr I can't pay my mortgage but look dog shoes! They light up! ha ha! this is great, gonna buy ten pairs and never take them out of the box
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Mar 9, 2017 18:44
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I personally know at least 50,000 people who would buy these stupid loving dog shoes
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Mar 9, 2017 18:45
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Pick posted:son of a loving bitch dude She always desses super adorable and spends a good amount of time getting ready, and I walk out with slip on vans, bright blue basketball shorts and a Bathory shirt  Take THAT, feminist agenda.
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Mar 9, 2017 18:45
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Nazzadan posted:She always desses super adorable and spends a good amount of time getting ready, and I walk out with slip on vans, bright blue basketball shorts and a Bathory shirt i will beat you within an inch of you are life
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Mar 9, 2017 18:46
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Hey Pick maybe you don't have to post two or three times in a row multiple times on every page, just a thought
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Mar 9, 2017 18:46
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gently caress that. post
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Mar 9, 2017 18:48
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She should go for it because why not, they're still relatively young and it's not like they need to retire right now. I'm more interested in what she's asking for in terms of investment funding because $10-15k is one thing but if she's for some serious chunk of change that could affect their lifestyle if things go awry then that's a bad idea esp if she has no business prospectus and assumes he is threatened by a woman making money when he questions her idea.
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Mar 9, 2017 18:48
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Yeah pick don't use up all the posts you know we got to ration them.
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Mar 9, 2017 18:48
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when I saw "invest in me" it reminded me of the AI craigslist joke about owners who claim to have a dollar figure invested in their ads. Maybe he could satisfy his obligations with some nice bolt-ons
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Mar 9, 2017 18:50
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food court bailiff posted:Hey Pick maybe you don't have to post two or three times in a row multiple times on every page, just a thought
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Mar 9, 2017 18:50
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Pick posted:i will beat you within an inch of you are life Sometimes when I am feeling generous and want to treat her, I'll wear khakis with my band shirt 
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Mar 9, 2017 18:51
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CharlestheHammer posted:Yeah pick don't use up all the posts you know we got to ration them. It's not a matter of rationing them
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Mar 9, 2017 18:51
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Sometime's it's just annoying when you say one post's worth of things across three posts, badly
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Mar 9, 2017 18:51
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Or repeat yourself, with slightly different wording, that isn't funny, across three posts
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Mar 9, 2017 18:52
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lookat you with your standards an poo poo
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Mar 9, 2017 18:53
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Her husband must make serious bank. Light up dog shoes. Jesus wept.
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Mar 9, 2017 18:53
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Nazzadan posted:Sometimes when I am feeling generous and want to treat her, I'll wear khakis with my band shirt Your girlfriend needs to ovary up and start donating your band tshirts one by one and replacing them with polos and button downs at a rate slowly and subtly enough that a year or two from now youll question if you ever really did own more than a couple band shirts. Then the lights of the upstairs hallway will flicker but youll know, they dont flicker at all and they never have.
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Pick posted:That idiot who sells "Rear Gear", the dog butthole covers, is still in business. People love pets and they're loving stupid and terrible with money. They are so god damned stupid they make purchases "ironically" as if it's not real money and doesn't count. go for it. excuse me Twinkle*Tush, the glittery emblem I hang from my cats tail to cover his butthole, is a legitimate and useful product and the quality of life for me and my pet has vastly improved since I forced him to start wearing it
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Mar 9, 2017 18:55
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She should just start dressing him. His mom did
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Mar 9, 2017 18:55
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I don't get how it isn't possible for a surgeon to retire earlier than most as it is.
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Mar 9, 2017 18:56
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Barudak posted:Your girlfriend needs to ovary up and start donating your band tshirts one by one and replacing them with polos and button downs at a rate slowly and subtly enough that a year or two from now youll question if you ever really did own more than a couple band shirts. Then the lights of the upstairs hallway will flicker but youll know, they dont flicker at all and they never have. "Honey, did I ever like metal? I could have sworn I did...Oh well put on the latest Grouplove album, I do enjoy that Grouplove."  A car pulls up next to me with its windows down, they are listening to Darkthrone. I stare longingly at their car, not noticing the light turns green. The car behind me beeps, I snap out of it and start to drive. My girlfriend places a hand on my slacks held up by a threaded belt. "What was that, honey?" "Nothing I...thought I saw someone I used to know..." Fin. Nazzadan fucked around with this message at 18:59 on Mar 9, 2017 |
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54 40 or gently caress posted:Her husband must make serious bank. Light-up dog Heelys. You know, for dogs, those animals with prominent heels. it's pretty obviously a troll post but it's a fun one
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e: nm
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Mar 9, 2017 18:57
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P-Mack posted:Truck Nutz, but for your dog
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food court bailiff posted:It's not a matter of rationing them I know
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Mar 9, 2017 18:58
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Noooo I wanted to post this
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Leon Einstein posted:I don't get how it isn't possible for a surgeon to retire earlier than most as it is. They tend to be extremely financially incompetent, especially because after all theyre way smarter than everyone else. If youre ever curious where you find a dozen idiots for your failed restaurant its Doctors, Real Estate Brokers, and Foreign Nationals who literally have no choice but to invest jn your restaurant and loath you.
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Mar 9, 2017 19:03
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These are for cheating at dog shows iirc
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Mar 9, 2017 19:04
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I'll bet she's loving hot.
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Mar 9, 2017 19:05
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CharlestheHammer posted:Yeah pick don't use up all the posts you know we got to ration them.
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Nazzadan posted:She always desses super adorable and spends a good amount of time getting ready, and I walk out with slip on vans, bright blue basketball shorts and a Bathory shirt Ewwww, you sound like a sartorial Chernobyl. My boyfriend wears a decent amount of band shirts, but with excellently fitted jeans, grown up shoes and nice sweaters. And he dresses up appropriately without prompting when the need arises.
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Bamabalacha posted:Ewwww, you sound like a sartorial Chernobyl. My boyfriend wears a decent amount of band shirts, but with excellently fitted jeans, grown up shoes and nice sweaters. And he dresses up appropriately without prompting when the need arises. I'm your boyfriend, but cooler
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Sometimes I post and then I try to post again and it goes "sorry gotta wait 10 seconds!" and I'm all |:{Bamabalacha posted:Ewwww, you sound like a sartorial Chernobyl. My boyfriend wears a decent amount of band shirts, but with excellently fitted jeans, grown up shoes and nice sweaters. And he dresses up appropriately without prompting when the need arises. this is what I do. It's not so much the band tees (although if that's all you *ever* wear lol) it's the general middle schooler look (basketball shorts everywhere) and that someone else has to tell you when that isn't appropriate attire. nothing wrong with a band tee and a nice light jacket, jeans, and decent not sneaker shoes.
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/r/relationships: I work in IT and wear band shirts and basketball shorts everywhere unless asked otherwise by my gfBarudak posted:They tend to be extremely financially incompetent, especially because after all theyre way smarter than everyone else. If youre ever curious where you find a dozen idiots for your failed restaurant its Doctors, Real Estate Brokers, and Foreign Nationals who literally have no choice but to invest jn your restaurant and loath you. This particular surgeon might've married his wife specifically so there's always at least one person around he's smarter than.
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