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UP THE BUM NO BABY: Sep 1, 2011; by Hand Knit

McNally posted:

I think we're focusing too much on the photo and not enough on the caption. "Williams joined a handful of Soldiers who fulfilled their yearly weapons qualification at the facility."

My brain is parsing this in one of a few different hilarious ways:

1) Only a handful of soldiers managed to qualify.
2) Only a handful of soldiers are allowed to use the installation range complex.
3) Only a handful of soldiers are stationed at Fort Lee.

It's the first two

# ? Mar 9, 2017 17:30

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chitoryu12: Apr 24, 2014

McNally posted:

I think we're focusing too much on the photo and not enough on the caption. "Williams joined a handful of Soldiers who fulfilled their yearly weapons qualification at the facility."

My brain is parsing this in one of a few different hilarious ways:

1) Only a handful of soldiers managed to qualify.
2) Only a handful of soldiers are allowed to use the installation range complex.
3) Only a handful of soldiers are stationed at Fort Lee.

Probably #1 if his form is any indication.

# ? Mar 9, 2017 17:48

mlmp08: Jul 11, 2004; Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration; Nap Ghost

Ugh that WaPo article about the child prostitution populated a Viagra ad.

# ? Mar 9, 2017 18:00

UP THE BUM NO BABY: Sep 1, 2011; by Hand Knit

mlmp08 posted:

Ugh that WaPo article about the child prostitution populated a Viagra ad.

For you

# ? Mar 9, 2017 18:07

Proud Christian Mom: Dec 20, 2006; READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD

Mine was handcuffs wtf

# ? Mar 9, 2017 18:13

tyler: Jun 2, 2014

LtCol J. Krusinski posted:

And he's PM'd me already to tell me to gently caress off because he says he's not a brony anymore.

Kill it with fire.

# ? Mar 9, 2017 18:16

Internet Wizard: Aug 9, 2009; BANDAIDS DON'T FIX BULLET HOLES

Dude posted about seeing the light and realizing how creepy bronies were like 4 years ago and sad-brains shim is still stumbling around and using whatever he can to harass him :allears:

# ? Mar 9, 2017 19:12

UP THE BUM NO BABY: Sep 1, 2011; by Hand Knit

Internet Wizard posted:

Dude posted about seeing the light and realizing how creepy bronies were like 4 years ago and sad-brains shim is still stumbling around and using whatever he can to harass him

# ? Mar 9, 2017 19:17

Kung Fu Fist Fuck: Aug 9, 2009

Internet Wizard posted:

Dude posted about seeing the light and realizing how creepy bronies were like 4 years ago and sad-brains shim is still stumbling around and using whatever he can to harass him

the fact that he didnt realize brony poo poo is creepy instantly means he must be punished still

# ? Mar 9, 2017 19:32

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

Investigations into Two Finger's emails have turned up pleas for clemency from brony boy

quote:

Wasabi The J posted:
this is the discrimination i faced in afghanistant

#weshallovercome

# ? Mar 9, 2017 19:36

Proud Christian Mom: Dec 20, 2006; READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD

no mods
no masters
no mercy for bronies

# ? Mar 9, 2017 19:39

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

Proud Christian Mom posted:

no mods
no masters
no mercy for bronies

# ? Mar 9, 2017 19:45

Casimir Radon: Aug 2, 2008

When the pont avatars first started showing up I thought they were kind of funny. Then I found out people jerk off to it. That's the internet for you.

# ? Mar 9, 2017 20:44

Itchy_Grundle: Feb 22, 2003

McNally posted:

I think we're focusing too much on the photo and not enough on the caption. "Williams joined a handful of Soldiers who fulfilled their yearly weapons qualification at the facility."

My brain is parsing this in one of a few different hilarious ways:

1) Only a handful of soldiers managed to qualify.
2) Only a handful of soldiers are allowed to use the installation range complex.
3) Only a handful of soldiers are stationed at Fort Lee.

4) The command group actually bothered to go to a range.

# ? Mar 9, 2017 20:51

Soulex: Apr 1, 2009; Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Casimir Radon posted:

When the pont avatars first started showing up I thought they were kind of funny. Then I found out people jerk off to it. That's the internet for you.

This. Having seen all the horse porn first thanks to Funhaus and rule 34 poo poo and an insatiable morbid curiosity, and now the cartoons because my son likes ponies (he is 2 1/2), it is super loving weird.

I had a chick in AIT that loved MLP and I got her a toy. Not a dildo but an action figure.

I also got my schutsenschnur and some Air Force dude who was like 40 and bald was watching episodes on his phone at the range like it was no big deal. poo poo was loving weird. Not because it was a cartoon but because he was, I dunno...involved with the show and the plot?

# ? Mar 9, 2017 21:04

Soulex: Apr 1, 2009; Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Also my avatar is a goddamn Zebra and it's the mascot of the team I despise. So it's a punishment.

# ? Mar 9, 2017 21:05

Duzzy Funlop: Jan 13, 2010; Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

Soulex posted:

This. Having seen all the horse porn first thanks to Funhaus and rule 34 poo poo and an insatiable morbid curiosity, and now the cartoons because my son likes ponies (he is 2 1/2), it is super loving weird.

I had a chick in AIT that loved MLP and I got her a toy. Not a dildo but an action figure.

I also got my schutsenschnur and some Air Force dude who was like 40 and bald was watching episodes on his phone at the range like it was no big deal. poo poo was loving weird. Not because it was a cartoon but because he was, I dunno...involved with the show and the plot?

It's Sch�tzenschnur, damnit. :mad:

# ? Mar 9, 2017 21:07

Mike-o: Dec 25, 2004; Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed; Grimey Drawer

oh poo poo the german is getting angry :eyepop:

# ? Mar 9, 2017 21:23

Zeris: Apr 15, 2003; Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

Proud Christian Mom posted:

Mine was handcuffs wtf

Weird, it served me an ad for Tor

# ? Mar 9, 2017 21:28

vains: May 26, 2004; A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners

Internet Wizard posted:

Dude posted about seeing the light and realizing how creepy bronies were like 4 years ago and sad-brains shim is still stumbling around and using whatever he can to harass him

suck one dick and you're a cocksucker for life.

# ? Mar 9, 2017 21:38

Memento: Aug 25, 2009; Bleak Gremlin

After I watched an episode of my little pony with my daughter (3), I can only assume that grown rear end men that watch it are there to whack off. It's not even a very good kid's show, judging by the standards of kid's shows. We watched the new Voltron after that and that poo poo is the poo poo.

# ? Mar 9, 2017 22:18

Naked Bear: Apr 15, 2007; Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Mike-o posted:

oh poo poo the german is getting angry

Quick, somebody stuff a bratwurst in his mouth!

# ? Mar 9, 2017 22:44

chitoryu12: Apr 24, 2014

Memento posted:

After I watched an episode of my little pony with my daughter (3), I can only assume that grown rear end men that watch it are there to whack off. It's not even a very good kid's show, judging by the standards of kid's shows. We watched the new Voltron after that and that poo poo is the poo poo.

I tried watching it early in its brony popularity, since I figured that if so many young adults were into it there must be a reason.

Nope. It's a pretty dull kids show that's really obviously geared toward children. Some cartoons like Steven Universe actually work for a legitimate general audience and you can understand why they appeal to adults (a big part of it is not speaking down to their audience), but MLP is really simplistic and boring. I don't think I made it 10 minutes into the episode before turning it off.

# ? Mar 9, 2017 22:50

Woof Blitzer: Dec 29, 2012; [-]

chitoryu12 posted:

I tried watching it early in its brony popularity, since I figured that if so many young adults were into it there must be a reason.

Nope. It's a pretty dull kids show that's really obviously geared toward children. Some cartoons like Steven Universe actually work for a legitimate general audience and you can understand why they appeal to adults (a big part of it is not speaking down to their audience), but MLP is really simplistic and boring. I don't think I made it 10 minutes into the episode before turning it off.

Furry alert

# ? Mar 9, 2017 23:10

Wasabi the J: Jan 23, 2008; MOM WAS RIGHT

Care post, it felt good to bring to some a counter culture thing that engendered being cool and nice to people and then it got really gross the more I saw. I don't support, enjoy, defend perverse poo poo.

I realized that no matter how I felt about the silly joke, I was associated with sick fucks.

It was me, I was the idiot.

Sorry I brought great discredit to myself, my service, and the Army. Probably gonna eat another six for posting but had to say it where everyone could see it.

Also I LOVE pony cock and want some in me RIGHT NOW!!!!

Somebody fucked around with this message at 04:55 on Mar 10, 2017

# ? Mar 9, 2017 23:31

UP THE BUM NO BABY: Sep 1, 2011; by Hand Knit

Wasabi the J posted:

Care post, it felt good to bring to some a counter culture thing that engendered being cool and nice to people and then it got really gross the more I saw. I don't support, enjoy, defend perverse poo poo.

I realized that no matter how I felt about the silly joke, I was associated with sick fucks.

It was me, I was the idiot.

Sorry I brought great discredit to myself, my service, and the Army. Probably gonna eat another six for posting but had to say it where everyone could see it.

Before shim edits it

# ? Mar 9, 2017 23:48

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

Wasabi the J posted:

Care post, it felt good to bring to some a counter culture thing that engendered being cool and nice to people and then it got really gross the more I saw. I don't support, enjoy, defend perverse poo poo.

I realized that no matter how I felt about the silly joke, I was associated with sick fucks.

It was me, I was the idiot.

Sorry I brought great discredit to myself, my service, and the Army. Probably gonna eat another six for posting but had to say it where everyone could see it.

# ? Mar 10, 2017 00:02

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

It's handy when the idiot comes into the thread

# ? Mar 10, 2017 00:03

Eugene V. Dubstep: Oct 4, 2013; Can't post for 8 years!

Wasabi the J posted:

Care post, it felt good to bring to some a counter culture thing that engendered being cool and nice to people and then it got really gross the more I saw. I don't support, enjoy, defend perverse poo poo.

I realized that no matter how I felt about the silly joke, I was associated with sick fucks.

It was me, I was the idiot.

Sorry I brought great discredit to myself, my service, and the Army. Probably gonna eat another six for posting but had to say it where everyone could see it.

BITE THE CURB

# ? Mar 10, 2017 00:05

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

Wasabi the J posted:

Care post, it felt good to bring to some a counter culture thing that engendered being cool and nice to people and then it got really gross the more I saw. I don't support, enjoy, defend perverse poo poo.

I realized that no matter how I felt about the silly joke, I was associated with sick fucks.

It was me, I was the idiot.

Sorry I brought great discredit to myself, my service, and the Army. Probably gonna eat another six for posting but had to say it where everyone could see it.

I'd give you a hug and say everything will be all right but ewe bronies.

# ? Mar 10, 2017 00:10