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M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/839883804315684864

:wrong:

https://twitter.com/sopandeb/status/839884381112139776

Pisssssssssssss?

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Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

isnt maxine waters kinda crazy

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

isnt maxine waters kinda crazy

Who cares? Using Trump's dumb "we'll say something for the sake of requesting an inquiry/investigation into it just so it's being talked about"-approach is fun.

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

isnt maxine waters kinda crazy

IIRC yeah.

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

isnt maxine waters kinda crazy

Bernie is also crazy. There are acceptable levels. Think of all the teapartiers who are outright unhinged for contrast/context.

And after thinking about it more the actual tape is probably just him and Ivanka 20 years ago. I think that may be worse than watersports

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

M_Gargantua posted:

Bernie is also crazy. There are acceptable levels.

i only know her from her talking head pieces on the news and what people here have said about her, didnt know the level of crazy

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
Bernie is only crazy for thinking socialism is acceptable in the USA yet (plus a few fringe liberal things like GMO).

Most politicians everywhere are nuts.

https://twitter.com/cher/status/839887674127196160

Edit: lol

https://twitter.com/APSouthRegion/status/839883798078685184

Hot Karl Marx fucked around with this message at 18:29 on Mar 9, 2017

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


https://twitter.com/CitizenCohn/status/839884883015118849

That's how insurance works Paul

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB



Holy poo poo....

Our elected officials everyone. Good job.

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost
You see, you take the actuarial tables and find your high risk pool who aren't multimillionaires and then you let them die once their net worth goes negative bing bing so simple.

Missionary Positron
Jul 6, 2004
And now for something completely different

The leading intellectual mind of the GOP, ladies and gentlemen.

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost
Paul Ryan just mad his P90X-body insurance rates are the same as his fat colleagues.

PookBear
Nov 1, 2008

So uh hypothetically if we impeach Trump because of collusion between him and Russia, will that be considered an act of war? How do you respond to Russia getting their puppet elected?

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Reverand maynard posted:

So uh hypothetically if we impeach Trump because of collusion between him and Russia, will that be considered an act of war? How do you respond to Russia getting their puppet elected?

drinking heavily and hailing satan

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Reverand maynard posted:

So uh hypothetically if we impeach Trump because of collusion between him and Russia, will that be considered an act of war? How do you respond to Russia getting their puppet elected?

i mean yeah we go gently caress em up, the republicans will cry for blood after trump gets the axe to try and save face

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Reverand maynard posted:

So uh hypothetically if we impeach Trump because of collusion between him and Russia, will that be considered an act of war? How do you respond to Russia getting their puppet elected?

"It's in the past, its time to move on."

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


With "sanctions" and stuff.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Spicer's talking now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMvwtwuhkCk

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
I wonder if Russia in the winter will be worse than the Middle East in the summer.

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer

TBeats posted:

I wonder if Russia in the winter will be worse than the Middle East in the summer.

Ask the French and the Germans.

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon
I think bomber cockpits are climate controlled, let alone drone control rooms.

bulletsponge13
Apr 28, 2010

Cyber attack to take out infrastructure, cruise missiles/precision munitions to ensure they are offline. The have alternating planes dropping HUMRATS and cluster bombs.

While I move to Fiji and watch it in 4K on YouTube.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Flood them with the worst batches of heroin we can lay our hands on and let nature take its course.

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Casimir Radon posted:

Flood them with the worst batches of heroin we can lay our hands on and let nature take its course.

So sell them the stuff we buy there?

Sergg
Sep 19, 2005

I was rejected by the:

Casimir Radon posted:

Flood them with the worst batches of heroin we can lay our hands on and let nature take its course.

(Prevalence of Injection Drug Use-Related HIV in Russia, 2012) "Russia has the largest population of injecting drug users (IDUs) in the world — an estimated 1·8 million people. More than a third have HIV; in some regions, the proportion is nearer to three-quarters. Astonishingly, an estimated 90% of Russian IDUs have hepatitis C, and most patients co-infected with HIV and tuberculosis in Russia are drug-dependent."

Source: Talha Burki, "Russia’s drug policy fuels infectious disease epidemics," The Lancet, Vol. 12, April 2012, p. 275.
- See more at: http://www.drugwarfacts.org/cms/Russia#sthash.zHav0rsz.dpuf

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Travel ban challenged again by Washington state, Oregon, and New York state.

https://twitter.com/PeterAlexander/status/839915644900503553

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
The only group in Russia that isn't a bunch of drugged out alcoholics are the Muslims

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

facialimpediment posted:

Travel ban challenged again by Washington state, Oregon, and New York state.

https://twitter.com/PeterAlexander/status/839915644900503553

I'm tired of winning, how about you guys?

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

Proud Christian Mom posted:

The only group in Russia that isn't a bunch of drugged out alcoholics are the Muslims

They're just drug out by the alcoholics

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

if we did invade russia how long would it take to get Moscow

P-Mack
Nov 10, 2007

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

if we did invade russia how long would it take to get Moscow

About half an hour if we start from North Dakota.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Sergg posted:

(Prevalence of Injection Drug Use-Related HIV in Russia, 2012) "Russia has the largest population of injecting drug users (IDUs) in the world — an estimated 1·8 million people. More than a third have HIV; in some regions, the proportion is nearer to three-quarters. Astonishingly, an estimated 90% of Russian IDUs have hepatitis C, and most patients co-infected with HIV and tuberculosis in Russia are drug-dependent."

Source: Talha Burki, "Russia’s drug policy fuels infectious disease epidemics," The Lancet, Vol. 12, April 2012, p. 275.
- See more at: http://www.drugwarfacts.org/cms/Russia#sthash.zHav0rsz.dpuf
The trick would be figuring out pricing. You want it cheap enough to be appealing, but cost enough that the addicts commit crimes to afford it.

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

if we did invade russia how long would it take to get Moscow

the invasion point will be sarah palin's house, since she can see russia from her backyard

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon

P-Mack posted:

About half an hour if we start from North Dakota.

:perfect:

Bernard McFacknutah
Nov 13, 2009
I was filling out a Crimean Tartar just before Christmas, she grew up near the Ukraine and at 32 she reckoned 1/4-1/3 of the boys in her class are dead now. She's 32.

Naramyth
Jan 22, 2009

Australia cares about cunts. Including this one.

P-Mack posted:

About half an hour if we start from North Dakota.

dont bring us into this

we are manning the wall waiting for the frostbacks to spill over

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

P-Mack posted:

About half an hour if we start from North Dakota.

Nice

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

if we did invade russia how long would it take to get Moscow

ABOUT THAT...

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

isnt maxine waters kinda crazy

I don't know about crazy, but I remember she was wired in pretty tight with Suge Knight and Death Row Records back in the 90's.

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shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


https://twitter.com/KFILE/status/839929972529709057

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