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Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

Kalli posted:

Dont'a Hightower has signed a 6 year $110m deal with my balls.

For one split second, I thought you said "Bills" and I was ready to yell "gently caress" in a room full of people.

Goddamnit.

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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Grittybeard posted:

Congrats Intruder.

Wonder if this helps get you back into the Bouye game?

Maybe? I don't know

I don't know what to think

I do know what to feel, which is very happy

GOOD TIMES ON METH
Mar 17, 2006

Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/DreKirkSWAG/status/839944239089856514

Cash Monet
Apr 5, 2009

The Browns need to trade for Kirk Cousins and release Robert Griffin because we all need a laugh right now, dammit.

PrinceRandom
Feb 26, 2013

Oops twitters don't show up automatically on phone

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Browns, we have this Brandin Cooks and you have a crap ton of picks....

Bigass Moth
Mar 6, 2004

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...
https://twitter.com/MichaelDavSmith/status/839941916192047104

Booyah

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Official:

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/839944474130264064

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Sooooo many busts.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Browns trade Brock to Denver for a seventh in 2040, lol.

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

Wow. They must have REALLY wanted him.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

brock

lol

the browns likelyhood to screw up everything

lol

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/839944387366957056

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?
LMAO Casserly is so mad on NFLN right now. He totally doesn't understand why the Browns did it and that Rick Smith is the greatest GM ever.

E_Motion
Oct 26, 2004

Your fortuitous arrival is most welcome! Now, I am spared the bother of hunting you down!

College Slice

I remember when i did this in Madden, it ended up with me getting all picks in the first round of a draft

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Kalli posted:

Brock should get released and go be a backup on... who'd be funniest? Colts? Patriots? Broncos?

49ers. Backs up Hoyer. The man he got his massive contract to replace in Houston.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/839944681437921280

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Not the 14+ million as reported earlier.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

wandler20 posted:

LMAO Casserly is so mad on NFLN right now. He totally doesn't understand why the Browns did it and that Rick Smith is the greatest GM ever.

Yeah I seriously take back all... eh, a lot of the stuff I've said about Rick Smith

aBagorn
Aug 26, 2004
https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/839944825432596480

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/839944564261675011

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

SKULL.GIF posted:

Full trade:

https://twitter.com/nfldraftscout/status/839939031186178048

Texans get an extra 4th rounder for this draft.

I figured the Browns would have to send something back for the trade to be valid. This is the coldest loving thing I've ever heard lmao. Osweiler must be a wreck. You're so bad we're giving up assets just to be rid of you and also you're a cleveland brown now. deuces.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/839944825432596480

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

Ridiculous contract.

fast cars loose anus
Mar 2, 2007

Pillbug

fishing with the fam posted:

That trade owns and Brock Osweiler is probably crying in a closet.

I'm sure the millions of dollars he took from my team will be a comfort in these dark, Brownsy times

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009


:holymoley:

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN

wandler20 posted:

LMAO Casserly is so mad on NFLN right now. He totally doesn't understand why the Browns did it and that Rick Smith is the greatest GM ever.

Casserly is a frucking moron

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

that osweiler trade is the funniest deal in NFL history

E_Motion
Oct 26, 2004

Your fortuitous arrival is most welcome! Now, I am spared the bother of hunting you down!

College Slice

Hellz yeah.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/839945082618974209

:stare:

1 year?

Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.
Jameis can't possibly overthrow DJax, right?

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/839944681437921280

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon

Intruder posted:

The best part of this is that a huge chunk of Brock's guaranteed money was that his salary for 2017 is fully guaranteed so this actually only costs $6m in dead money I think


I dont see why, they have to pay him either way

He's such a bad QB that they don't even want him as a camp arm.

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!
How does Alshon only get 1 year?

aBagorn
Aug 26, 2004

That's....interesting.

PED concerns? Prove it year?

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/839945322268852226

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

Thats....odd as gently caress

zimbomonkey
Jul 15, 2008

Tattoos? On MY black quarterback?
I didn't know that contract dump trades were even legal in the NFL. Although I suppose after this year they probably won't be.

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

If only they had talent evaluation on par with their coaching and management.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
https://twitter.com/PhinsiderRadio/status/839939132193456132

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Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

The Heroes the Vikings Deserve
Lipstick Apathy

Athanatos posted:

Does he have a fun twitter to follow?

Or do cool things after 70 yard punts?

no, he is literally just a man who punts footballs with no personality or antics ever, and he's average at best.

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