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Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


Step 1: Start fight
Step 2: Attack straw man
Step 3: REPEAT

Do not engage with me



Two hours into my dentist appointment and Alshon us an Eagle. He didn't even sign a big, long term deal so I could hope for a comp pick.

I hope Kevin White is healthy and not bad. :(

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Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Volkerball posted:

osweilers contract was so bad the whole league has to take the hit. it's like when lehman brothers went down and it ruined the global economy.
:lol:

D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.

SHOAH NUFF posted:

This is really incredible entertainment, I just wish I had the appropriate snacks to enjoy along with it

I took an executive lunch at a place that has 70 local craft beers, and had a hipster crafted organic oyster po'boy. Feeling pretty good and entertained rn

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

The Jaguars have signed players to more guaranteed money than any other team over the last six years? Holy lol

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
it would own if hue gave a press conference talking about bailouts and how the texans are too big to fail

MalarkeyToboggan
Jan 4, 2015



I tried to find a Brock Osweiler highlight video from last season on youtube and to my surprise there actually are a couple. The longest one is 3 minutes long with 30 seconds of intro/outro.

Literally every player in the NFL could make these throws.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sm77ixLndqg

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Well, in Houston they say - that Brock's large ego shrunk three sizes that day. And then - the true meaning of free agency came through, and Brock found the pain of *ten* Ryan Leafs, plus two!

AutomaticPrince
Jun 14, 2013
Is it too early to melt down about the Colts not doing poo poo besides sign a punter and accept that they're gonna be garbage again this year?

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

AutomaticPrince posted:

Is it too early to melt down about the Colts not doing poo poo besides sign a punter and accept that they're gonna be garbage again this year?

Signing day one free agents is usually a bad idea FWIW

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

MalarkeyToboggan posted:

I tried to find a Brock Osweiler highlight video from last season on youtube and to my surprise there actually are a couple. The longest one is 3 minutes long with 30 seconds of intro/outro.

Literally every player in the NFL could make these throws.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sm77ixLndqg

lol at having to use slo mo and include a play that was just a quick WR screen where Will Fuller did literally all of the work

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


MalarkeyToboggan posted:

I tried to find a Brock Osweiler highlight video from last season on youtube and to my surprise there actually are a couple. The longest one is 3 minutes long with 30 seconds of intro/outro.

Literally every player in the NFL could make these throws.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sm77ixLndqg

You linked a DeAndre Hopkins highlight video by accident, I think.

Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling

MY NIGGA D-LINK posted:

I took an executive lunch at a place that has 70 local craft beers, and had a hipster crafted organic oyster po'boy. Feeling pretty good and entertained rn

fffuck fried oysters are probably my all time favorite food, I'm eating a drat plain yogurt while watching this incredible news happen

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




Sataere posted:

Two hours into my dentist appointment and Alshon us an Eagle. He didn't even sign a big, long term deal so I could hope for a comp pick.

Bears ain't winning that Super Bowl now. Thanks for nothing, Alshon.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
That seems like a heavy price to pay for $10 million in cap space.

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

The best thing about the Osweiler contract is that you'd think teams would have gotten the hint when he couldn't beat out a Peyton Manning playing on one foot and with the hips of a 90-year-old.

D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.

SHOAH NUFF posted:

fffuck fried oysters are probably my all time favorite food, I'm eating a drat plain yogurt while watching this incredible news happen

so so good. I feel like you, me and ehud are kindred spirit animals

Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling

Crazy Ted posted:

The best thing about the Osweiler contract is that you'd think teams would have gotten the hint when he couldn't beat out a Peyton Manning playing on one foot and with the hips of a 90-year-old.

Coaches are very arrogant personalities so they love thinking they will be the ones to turn a players development around

schweens
Jan 14, 2011

kakarot ain't got shit on me
https://twitter.com/MikeGarafolo/status/839960942549032961

Fat Eddie and Fat Mike never miss wing night

Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president
Skins grab DJ Swearinger

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

That seems like a heavy price to pay for $10 million in cap space.

Nuk was never going to sign an extension with Brock at QB

He still might not but at least now there's a chance if they can get Romo/Cutler and draft someone to develop

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

UUA CVG 230000 KZID /RM TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY OF THE BENGALS DYNASTY
all of this owns except for the part where the bengals are leaving massive holes in their OLine rather than pay dudes

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
https://twitter.com/PaulKuharskyNFL/status/839962364279738369

i wonder what the offer is

Sour Diesel
Jan 30, 2010


brock osweiller

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
I can't believe Brock is gone

This is the best

sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World

Intruder posted:

I can't believe Brock is gone

This is the best

And in an unprecedented hilarious fashion!

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

"Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"


I think it's their first for Cooks straight up.

warcrimes
Jul 6, 2013

I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life. :parrot: :parrot: :parrot: :parrot:

Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

Who? Someone tell me how lovely this is.

McGee is a solid rotational player with some wiggle. Gets pushed around in the run game, though. I wanted to keep him for depth. If he's a starter, you're in trouble.


Volkerball posted:

He's a scrub interior lineman who played on the Raiders scrub interior line. Wouldn't have paid him that.

Do you even watch this team?

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

warcrimes posted:

McGee is a solid rotational player with some wiggle. Gets pushed around in the run game, though. I wanted to keep him for depth. If he's a starter, you're in trouble.


Do you even watch this team?

you just said the same thing i said tho

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


https://twitter.com/nfldraftscout/status/839878938717532160

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

DC Murderverse posted:

I think it's their first for Cooks straight up.

i'd be very happy if that is what happens

sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World

Metapod posted:

i'd be very happy if that is what happens

I don't think that beats the (rumored) Butler for Cooks offer from the Pats, but I dunno.

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

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https://twitter.com/BrianCoz/status/839964204694208516

What the gently caress are they doing?

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

I'd say he should just sit out a year but Snyder is probably Mike Brown levels of petty and would hold him hostage forever instead of taking anything in trade.

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


Intruder posted:

I can't believe Brock is gone

This is the best

Man I don't even know what to say outside of "congratufuckinglations"

DariusLikewise
Oct 4, 2008

You wore that on Halloween?

Benny Cunningham is cool, but not sure why you would zone in on him on the first day of free agency

Asproigerosis
Mar 13, 2013

insufferable
Since my eagles aren't anywhere close to competitive this year, I desperately need romo to win the natty for houston in 2017.

Diqnol
May 10, 2010

Grittybeard posted:

I'd say he should just sit out a year but Snyder is probably Mike Brown levels of petty and would hold him hostage forever instead of taking anything in trade.

You think he should Palmer it? No, he should play and prove he's worth even more.

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

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DariusLikewise posted:

Benny Cunningham is cool, but not sure why you would zone in on him on the first day of free agency

The Jets already have 2 RB's who are fine. This would be a complete nothing signing.

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

https://twitter.com/JosinaAnderson/status/839967064714539009

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Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

sean10mm posted:

I don't think that beats the (rumored) Butler for Cooks offer from the Pats, but I dunno.

nfl gms are not always the smartest

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