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FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

not caring here posted:

If sending your dingaling is determined to be a security problem/risk, then make it a condition of service that you don't have a digital copy of your dong.

Don't like it, don't join.

And really that's doing people a favor.

In the Lame, Grim Cyberpunk Future, everyone's bits are on the interwebs so it doesn't matter anymore.

Soon.

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mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost

CommieGIR posted:

I think, if I was a commander, my questions would be: "If you can't keep a nude that someone sends you private between you and the consenting party who sent it, why should I trust you with Intel or Combat tasks?"

That would be a good point if the nudes were on SIPR or in a SCIF and then ended up on Facebook because the person violated classified procedures.

To take it farther, if you didn't stop someone from raping you when drunk, how can I be sure you wouldn't be overpowered and interrogated while drunk?

Thousands of military members conspire to break the law and distribute nudes...

"But what about the person who took a selfie?"
:goonsay:

Piell
Sep 3, 2006

Grey Worm's Ken doll-like groin throbbed with the anticipatory pleasure that only a slightly warm and moist piece of lemoncake could offer


Young Orc
Spicer press briefing is on in half an hour

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

LingcodKilla posted:

Dont digitize your dinga-ling.

Don't let your dingle-dangle dangle on the web.

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011

CommieGIR posted:

I think, if I was a commander, my questions would be: "If you can't keep a nude that someone sends you private between you and the consenting party who sent it, why should I trust you with Intel or Combat tasks?"
And my corollary to that would be, "If you showed the staggeringly bad judgment of sending pictures of your hog/cooch to someone who you didn't know for a fact would keep them secure, why should I trust your judgment in anything related to personnel matters or sensitive material?" You're trying to excuse away bad judgment.

mlmp08 posted:

And blaming someone for taking a picture and then it gets stolen or redistributed without consent is somewhat like blaming someone for having money that gets stolen.
If you end up in debt with a real estate scam because your lovely cousin Andre had a sure fire money making opportunity that couldn't fail, and you trusted him and you didn't pay attention to what was going on with your money, you deserve to have your security clearance pulled and to be prosecuted for whatever illegal poo poo Andre got you involved in.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Dead Reckoning posted:

And my corollary to that would be, "If you showed the staggeringly bad judgment of sending pictures of your hog/cooch to someone who you didn't know for a fact would keep them secure, why should I trust your judgment in anything related to personnel matters or sensitive material?" You're trying to excuse away bad judgment.

Sex and good judgement? C'mon now...

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN
Dead Reckoning just admit you think all women are whores so these cucklords will leave are troops alone.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
:siren: NEW CONSPIRACY THEORY ALERT :siren:

https://twitter.com/Acosta/status/840262072785108992

Prop Wash
Jun 12, 2010



Dead Reckoning posted:

And my corollary to that would be, "If you showed the staggeringly bad judgment of sending pictures of your hog/cooch to someone who you didn't know for a fact would keep them secure, why should I trust your judgment in anything related to personnel matters or sensitive material?" You're trying to excuse away bad judgment.

We have several threads in this forum devoted entirely to describing the bad decisions of military members and you choose this particular moment to speak up about kicking out anyone who exercises bad judgement at some point during their military career?

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011

mlmp08 posted:

Thousands of military members conspire to break the law and distribute nudes...

"But what about the person who took a selfie?"
:goonsay:
No one is arguing that the dipshits on Marines United and 4chan need to get prosecuted, but some people are arguing that the officers and NCOs who digitized nude photos of themselves have no responsibility for this mess.

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

Has he ever explained why Obamacare was such a disaster?

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

FrozenVent posted:

Has he ever explained why Obamacare was such a disaster?

He has, but it's an incoherent rambling mess of words that mean nothing but he uses the word disaster a lot so it must be true if he's saying it.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

Pesticide20 posted:

He has, but it's an incoherent rambling mess of words that mean nothing but he uses the word disaster a lot so it must be true if he's saying it.

Speaking of disasters....

https://twitter.com/ZekeJMiller/status/840264412418187264

woops

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!


Dead Reckoning posted:

No one is arguing that the dipshits on Marines United and 4chan need to get prosecuted, but some people are arguing that the officers and NCOs who digitized nude photos of themselves have no responsibility for this mess.

Dude, you are victim blaming people for revenge porn. Don't die fighting on this hill.

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

Dead Reckoning posted:

No one is arguing that the dipshits on Marines United and 4chan need to get prosecuted, but some people are arguing that the officers and NCOs who digitized nude photos of themselves have no responsibility for this mess.

sshhhhhhhhhh

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Blind Rasputin posted:

Why are girls in a military base taking those types of pictures of themselves to begin with?

CommieGIR posted:

The problem wasn't the nude photos. It was the fact that a bunch of dipshits decided to pool it and run their own porn website with active service members as the unwitting models.

Wonder how many male nudes were on there.

The Australians had a pretty good take on this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QaqpoeVgr8U

Comrade Blyatlov fucked around with this message at 19:31 on Mar 10, 2017

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

[-]
~hot opinion~ Don't repost people's photos without permission.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
.... hot Fox News on Gateway Pundit (basically, a right-wing hoax bullshit site) action here: https://twitter.com/Carrasquillo/status/840267571664412674


And y'all might like this quote: https://twitter.com/nancyayoussef/status/840267838782885889

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!


Two Finger posted:

The Australians had a pretty good take on this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QaqpoeVgr8U&t=16s

As did the current Commandant.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ScI9eu9PqCg

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

facialimpediment posted:

.... hot Fox News on Gateway Pundit (basically, a right-wing hoax bullshit site) action here: https://twitter.com/Carrasquillo/status/840267571664412674

I'm not sure how to parse this, but perhaps that is simply because my perception of reality has been irreparably blasted to poo poo.

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.
Oh my god let's go back to talking about putting out platinum wizard fires or whatever

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

Fister Roboto posted:

Don't let your dingle-dangle dangle on the web.

Your indiscreet snapping
means Hitler's fapping.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Mattis just spoke on that picture poo poo.

https://twitter.com/attackerman/status/840271307824615425

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Two Finger posted:

The Australians had a pretty good take on this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QaqpoeVgr8U

Yes. I love this guy. But drat, I'd never want to be on the other side of his desk and be on his bad side.

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

[-]
The World Wide Willy

SwampDonkey
Oct 13, 2006

by Smythe

(and can't post for 4 years!)

Zeris posted:

Oh my god let's go back to talking about putting out platinum wizard fires or whatever

https://twitter.com/APEastRegion/status/840238366704705537

Piell
Sep 3, 2006

Grey Worm's Ken doll-like groin throbbed with the anticipatory pleasure that only a slightly warm and moist piece of lemoncake could offer


Young Orc
Spicer press briefing has started

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
i've heard of butt chins but spicer has a butt upper lip.

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!


:lol:
https://twitter.com/eyokley/status/840272699712778241

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

OH poo poo IS HE ASKING FOR HELP???

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





why is his usa pin upside down?

efb

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

Two Finger posted:

why is his usa pin upside down?

efb

it's known as an SOS signal

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

TBeats posted:

OH poo poo IS HE ASKING FOR HELP???

DURESS SIGNAL!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_Nq3xuHkgE

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





CommieGIR posted:

Yes. I love this guy. But drat, I'd never want to be on the other side of his desk and be on his bad side.

yeah he doesn't shout or even raise his voice but goddamn he is pissed

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
"What are we going to do the day after Raqqa falls?"

Spicey: "Basically, no loving clue."

e: Spicer looks tired as poo poo

SwampDonkey
Oct 13, 2006

by Smythe

(and can't post for 4 years!)




efb

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





haha sweet debt ceiling question

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

[-]
At least his blazer fits now.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





lmao he's flailing so hard at this deep state question

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ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

So going by Spicer's answer, I am going to go out on a limb and say the executive is comprised entirely of foreign agents.

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