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MalarkeyToboggan
Jan 4, 2015



I have a newfound respect for BOB if that story is true. We need more coaches attacking players.

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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
https://twitter.com/GregRajan/status/840215021347045376

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
AFC South wins free agency.

fast cars loose anus
Mar 2, 2007

Pillbug
Are we discounting the possibility that the Browns will just play Brock to get the first pick in next year's draft too? Because I would seriously consider that if I were Paul DePodesta

e:

lmao

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


Not good to get within range of brock's arms, smart play is to stand 15 yards away and dare him to hit you with a football

Bigass Moth
Mar 6, 2004

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...
They can't be this bad again next year, they'll all get fired.

sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World

Reminder that BOB tried to yell at Tom Brady on the sideline once, and Brady told him to go eat a buffet of dicks.

89
Feb 24, 2006

#worldchamps
The best part is Brock's addition to the Cleveland Hydra

89
Feb 24, 2006

#worldchamps
Michael Crabtree had 982 yards and 5 TDs in his last two years in San Fran. Torrey Smith had 930 and 7. In all four of those seasons Niners had a bottom 5 passing offense

http://www.pro-football-reference.com/players/C/CrabMi00.htm

I'm just saying..

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

The situation between Dallas, Denver and Houston is a little bit of a prisoner's dilemma. Denver and Houston benefit if both teams refuse to trade for Romo; he'll become a free agent and they won't have to sacrifice a pick. But if just one of the team caves the other is boned.

This is an interesting way of looking at it, but I wonder why either is too worried when they could also just grab Cutler for a massive improvement on their playoff ready teams.

Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president

89 posted:

Michael Crabtree had 982 yards and 5 TDs in his last two years in San Fran. Torrey Smith had 930 and 7. In all four of those seasons Niners had a bottom 5 passing offense

http://www.pro-football-reference.com/players/C/CrabMi00.htm

I'm just saying..

quote:

WR Torrey Smith to Philadelphia Eagles

Actual: One year, $5 million, $500,000 guaranteed (option for two more years at same price)

PFF play-earned contract: One year, $1 million

Grade: D

Torrey Smith is supposed to add the deep threat to the Philadelphia receiving corps, but has shown little of that ability the past couple of seasons in San Francisco, albeit not aided by the QB situation there. The Eagles are paying for the hope he can get back to something like his Baltimore play again.v

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

89 posted:

The best part is Brock's addition to the Cleveland Hydra
He has to start a game to go on Febreeze's hydra.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/840284099394822145

fsif
Jul 18, 2003


BoB loving rules.

Real Name Grover
Feb 13, 2002

Like corn on the cob
Fan of Britches

Uhh

(Yeah, I checked — he's got no experience of that sort)

fsif
Jul 18, 2003


Oh my GODDDDDD yes.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

This is amazing.

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

Another step to the trend of TV idiots holding positions of power

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
Aaron Schatz is next

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!

mbison.gif

sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World

Eli Wiggum posted:

Aaron Schatz is next

ANALYTICS!

(Makes elaborate formula with weaker correlation to wins than fantasy football points.)

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land





Why would Mayock want to work for Dan Snyder?

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

UUA CVG 230000 KZID /RM TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY OF THE BENGALS DYNASTY
at the rate low-visibility media personalities are getting poached by actual NFL teams, we're not far from pftcommenter being given full personnel control of, say, the jets

Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president
Obviously "candidate" is different from "favored candidate" but please god don't let Mel Kiper be the only draft guy

sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World

a patagonian cavy posted:

at the rate low-visibility media personalities are getting poached by actual NFL teams, we're not far from pftcommenter being given full personnel control of, say, the jets

He'd increase the Jets wins by using a copy of Tecmo Bowl and a pair of dice to make decisions.

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!

kidcoelacanth posted:

Another step to the trend of TV idiots holding positions of power

Kinda par for the course in Washington these days I guess.

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

Jordan Poyer signed with the Bills.

Browns fans does this move matter literally at all or is he just a warm body?

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

UUA CVG 230000 KZID /RM TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY OF THE BENGALS DYNASTY

sean10mm posted:

He'd increase the Jets wins by using a copy of Tecmo Bowl and a pair of dice to make decisions.

and somehow poach woodhead from the Ravens on a $69 million contract

shirts and skins posted:

Kinda par for the course in Washington these days I guess.

nice

Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president
https://twitter.com/ProFootballTalk/status/840287591526215680

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

shirts and skins posted:

Kinda par for the course in Washington these days I guess.
:golfclap:

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Lynch and Mayock getting hired as GMs in the same offseason by hands down the two worst owners in the league would be magical

89
Feb 24, 2006

#worldchamps
https://twitter.com/CEmma670/status/840285174592069634

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Intruder posted:

Lynch and Mayock getting hired as GMs in the same offseason by hands down the two worst owners in the league would be magical

Spanos isn't hiring a new GM though?

pubic works project
Jan 28, 2005

No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.

Good luck with that.

https://twitter.com/ProFootballTalk/status/840287591526215680

Hope this works out for you, Dolphins bros.

pubic works project
Jan 28, 2005

No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.
Edit: quote is not edit!

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005








uh okay

lol

https://twitter.com/Cianaf/status/840288637971488769

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

https://twitter.com/adamschefter/status/840289080340553731

https://twitter.com/armandosalguero/status/840290070179524608

pubic works project
Jan 28, 2005

No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.

Is another thing they look for "oft-injured"? Cuz that's Adams right there.

TheBizzness
Oct 5, 2004

Reign on me.

Meh. Can't believe we haven't released Misi yet.

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Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

TheBizzness posted:

Meh. Can't believe we haven't released Misi yet.

Feels likely after the Timmons move.

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