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Zeiros
Apr 9, 2003

It's only an hour's drive away if your car could go straight upwards.
Ahhh 2017's hottest meme, Harambe. Preorder it now.

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King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!
The Harambe meme moved so fast that it completely transcended meme-hood into a totally meaningless word. I don't even think that hoodie is "about" Harambe, the word itself is just a nice-looking abstract collection of letters. I mean, they didn't even bother to capitalize it.

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

King Vidiot posted:

The Harambe meme moved so fast that it completely transcended meme-hood into a totally meaningless word.

the meme-hood is right there on ali-express?

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
2016 Rushed New Cortina Ducha Bath Curtain Wolf Fashion Custom Shower Curtain 3d Cartoon Pattern Bathroom Decor Drop Shipping

http://s.aliexpress.com/Qj6nmMzm

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012

Rutibex posted:

the meme-hood is right there on ali-express?

Nice.


twoday posted:

2016 Rushed New Cortina Ducha Bath Curtain Wolf Fashion Custom Shower Curtain 3d Cartoon Pattern Bathroom Decor Drop Shipping

http://s.aliexpress.com/Qj6nmMzm

Great thing about AE linking is that the title that it gives you on mobile is basically an apt post in of itself

site so cheap you get free posts just looking at it lmao

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
Also, if you misplace tweezers often, have you considered just getting like ten loving pairs?

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1Pc...0608.0.0.OmQepV

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

twoday posted:

2016 Rushed New Cortina Ducha Bath Curtain Wolf Fashion Custom Shower Curtain 3d Cartoon Pattern Bathroom Decor Drop Shipping

http://s.aliexpress.com/Qj6nmMzm

Goddamn.

I'm gonna buy an hotel and decorate it all on AliExpress.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
Yesterday I received a package of 5 kinds of seeds which were all clearly mis-marked with sharpie so we'll find out what the gently caress comes out of these things

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord

Pick posted:

Yesterday I received a package of 5 kinds of seeds which were all clearly mis-marked with sharpie so we'll find out what the gently caress comes out of these things

Congrats on your new lead plants

A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

Pick posted:

Yesterday I received a package of 5 kinds of seeds which were all clearly mis-marked with sharpie so we'll find out what the gently caress comes out of these things

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

Pick posted:

Yesterday I received a package of 5 kinds of seeds which were all clearly mis-marked with sharpie so we'll find out what the gently caress comes out of these things

Pick, six months from now:

hy guys th plants wr carnivor plants, at hospital lost fingats

King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!
In similar Chinese import website news, I just bought one of these things: :nws: http://www.banggood.com/Mochi-Dingd...eft-hotproducts

Also any of you that read X-entertainment back in the day might remember the Mystery Bamboo Peanut, well they got those too: http://www.banggood.com/Plastic-Peanut-Music-Box-Home-Decoration-Toys-p-1059565.html?rmmds=search

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author


http://s.aliexpress.com/6BfuEBzM

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012
Aliexpress has made it possible to fill a wardrobe with nothing but Seinfeld shirts and leggings

God bless you sir Ali

E: from that Banggood store, finally I can satisfy the ET fangirls in my life:
http://m.banggood.com/Electric-Finger-Elves-G-spot-Clitoris-Stimulation-Vibrate-Masturbator-p-980224.html

Neurolimal fucked around with this message at 20:25 on Mar 10, 2017

ANUSTART
Jun 26, 2013


ur jiri3-pax(PAD)-ra2 al-tukur2?-re
gu-du-ni an-na-ab-be2
a-ra-/ab-gig-ga\-[(X)]-e-ce


- Wisdom of the ages.

Pick posted:

Yesterday I received a package of 5 kinds of seeds which were all clearly mis-marked with sharpie so we'll find out what the gently caress comes out of these things

Please keep us updated on these mystery murder seeds !

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
chinese person: *grabs some seeds on the side of the road and sends them to america for 2 cents* heh heh americans are morons, dumbass paid 32 cents for this?? lmao!!!!

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

Enjoy your turbo kudzu

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
They're all potted on my porch so I figure they're contained

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

Pick posted:

They're all potted on my porch so I figure they're contained

That's how they get you

Cough Drop The Beat
Jan 22, 2012

by Lowtax
I just bought these headphones for $19 that actually seem really good, which is nice because my ancient Shure earbuds are falling apart.
http://s.aliexpress.com/MJjAbUVR

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

...and the pitch! posted:

That's how they get you

"I'm fine. This is fine." says Pick, their head wreathed by a cloud of infectious spores.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

uber_stoat posted:

"I'm fine. This is fine." says Pick, their head wreathed by a cloud of infectious spores.

that would be pretty normal

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012
If this thread is any indication she prolly has a 5pack of herbicide somewhere in the basement/Chamber of Bulk

spog
Aug 7, 2004

It's your own bloody fault.


My Precious has arrived!

It took 43 days and came via the mountainous Kyrgyzstan. I feel this is perfectly in keeping with what it is.

Cumslut1895
Feb 18, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

spog posted:



My Precious has arrived!

It took 43 days and came via the mountainous Kyrgyzstan. I feel this is perfectly in keeping with what it is.

it'll probably sap your life away if you wear it.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

spog posted:



My Precious has arrived!

It took 43 days and came via the mountainous Kyrgyzstan. I feel this is perfectly in keeping with what it is.

the delivery person had the perfect chance to dispose of it in the fires of Mount Khan Tengri. now we're all hosed.

A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

spog posted:



My Precious has arrived!

It took 43 days and came via the mountainous Kyrgyzstan. I feel this is perfectly in keeping with what it is.

it won't turn you invisible, but it might turn your finger a nice shade of camo green

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012

A Wizard of Goatse posted:

it won't turn you invisible, but it might turn your finger a nice shade of camo green

That's the death eaters trying to take the ring

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Cumslut1895 posted:

it'll probably sap your life away if you wear it.

that's the arsenic

Cumslut1895
Feb 18, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

Pick posted:

that's the arsenic

I was thinking cadmium

dregan
Jan 16, 2005

I could transport you all into space if I wanted.
Cadmium may give you grief for thousands of years, but arsenic is forever

Brooks Cracktackle
Oct 17, 2008

Cumslut1895 posted:

it'll probably sap your life away if you wear it.

super authentic!

Cumslut1895
Feb 18, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

Brooks Cracktackle posted:

super authentic!

:thejoke:

The Fuzzy Hulk
Nov 22, 2007

ASK ME ABOUT CROSSING THE STREAMS


I want these seeds.



https://m.aliexpress.com/s/item/32782778796.html

Xanth is real.

AreWeDrunkYet
Jul 8, 2006


What's up with that URL?

It links to the right product, but expands to

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/54pcs-sexy-playing-cards-plastic-coated-with-erotic-scenes-from-Ancient-greek-pottery-nude-sex-poker/32350586018.html

NoneMoreNegative posted:

DX sometimes has fun crop up as well

http://www.dx.com/p/men-s-solid-color-shoulder-strap-jacket-sexy-thong-underwear-black-459633#.WMHd65HfXxw

Ladies, could you ever resist this on a man!?

minor NWS

Can any Europeans comment on this "European style"?

barbecue at the folks
Jul 20, 2007


AreWeDrunkYet posted:

Can any Europeans comment on this "European style"?

It's 24/7 Zardoz out here, man, be sure to buy some if you plan on visiting. (The usual "European style" at a beach is way too small speedos on a moustachioed fat dude in his mid-40s, these are all things considered not too far off the mark.)

Psycho Society
Oct 21, 2010
:nws:

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Welp, I'm sold

yoloer420
May 19, 2006

Link please

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Proust Malone
Apr 4, 2008


Fathead has really come a long way (out of the closet)

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