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The Iron Rose
May 12, 2012

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:

Kavak posted:

I'm a civilian, am I still allowed to have hope?

I mean desk spooks are technically civvies and they're all cynical fucks so really it depends

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Sax Offender
Sep 9, 2007

College Slice
HCT already posted most of my favorite childhood shows. Here's a few others.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBIgXhiOpeQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cn6kEsloMdE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oNyXYPhnUIs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYMnr62VjZ4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98FJHaZXSoY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uS5b8aQ6z8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FsFKp10bOME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M678PVOf5F0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dy4YFDSDW4w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7VS-ZoeMqs

quote:

what if i have kids and wanna watch adventure time with them

:same:

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde
GOD drat how did I forget Real Ghostbusters and COPS

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YOE0F4i7GK8

Beach Bum
Jan 13, 2010
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CsOrCq811r8\

:rock:

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
y'all motherfuckers watched the new Voltron, right? It's great.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Duzzy Funlop posted:

It's Schützenschnur, damnit. :mad:

Gesundheit!

I love your G36s. Holy poo poo what an enjoyable experience.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Also

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

The best shows, in no order, were:

Legends of the Hidden Temple
Wild N Crazy Kids
Two Stupid Dogs
Ren And Stimpy
Salute your shorts (who the gently caress names their kid donkey lips?)
Swat Katz (it was awesome)
All That

And whatever you guys posted.

Some of you guys missed out on the censor less wonderland that was 90s television.

Carth Dookie
Jan 28, 2013


Whoa I forgot about that show. I loved it. One of the better cartoons of the 90's. :allears:

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Soulex posted:

The best shows, in no order, were:

Legends of the Hidden Temple
Wild N Crazy Kids
Two Stupid Dogs
Ren And Stimpy
Salute your shorts (who the gently caress names their kid donkey lips?)
Swat Katz (it was awesome)
All That

And whatever you guys posted.

Some of you guys missed out on the censor less wonderland that was 90s television.

Jon Bois of SB Nation has the best Legends of the Hidden Temple clips.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sMTqyLQLIc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXhauUWrhu8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ppRN2Ab6zzs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGMe1vYTAL4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eNQruYS5HNc

Kavak
Aug 23, 2009


All I remember from watching LotHT as a kid was that kids brains seemed to turn into gelatin the moment they got into that temple.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Kavak posted:

All I remember from watching LotHT as a kid was that kids brains seemed to turn into gelatin the moment they got into that temple.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sMTqyLQLIc

Kavak
Aug 23, 2009


The fuckin' heartbreak on the other kid's face seals it.

its curtains for Kevin
Nov 14, 2011

Fruit is proof that the gods exist and love us.

Just kidding!

Life is meaningless

Thump! posted:

All bronies must loving hang.

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic
We're talking about awesome shows now, please try to keep up

Preechr
May 19, 2009

Proud member of the Pony-Brony Alliance for Obama as President

Soulex posted:

The best shows, in no order, were:

Legends of the Hidden Temple
Wild N Crazy Kids
Two Stupid Dogs
Ren And Stimpy
Salute your shorts (who the gently caress names their kid donkey lips?)
Swat Katz (it was awesome)
All That

And whatever you guys posted.

Some of you guys missed out on the censor less wonderland that was 90s television.
The above, plus:
Pete & Pete
Batman the animated series
Animaniacs

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

The host's obviously flustered attempts to announce here reminds me of Rick and Morty

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
90's as gently caress:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5mkEpgGjo0I

Kuroyama
Sep 15, 2012
no fucking Anime in GiP

Get this anime poo poo out of here.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7tNDkEACSY

chemosh6969
Jul 3, 2004

code:
cat /dev/null > /etc/professionalism

I am in fact a massive asswagon.
Do not let me touch computer.

Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

I had an older sister who was into it also lol you're lucky I didn't put robocop theme song. Not meant for children for sure, but didn't stop me from watching that poo poo. probably warped my mind but gently caress it

I remember renting Terminator on VHS shortly after it came out and I was in grade school. I remember the clerk mentioning it might be a bit too much for me but I loved horror and sci-fi. Pretty sure my overall childhood did more to warp me than watching a movie. A few years later, there was a friend of a friend of my parents that used to copy movies and he brought over Evil Dead 2 and Toxic Avenger for me. My grade school mind was blown. I loved that kind of stuff.

As for kids tv, I watched He-Man, M.A.S.K., G.I. Joe, Transformers (generation 1), Tranzor Z, The Electric Company (especially the segment with Spider-Man and the Yeti where the Yeti would go around sitting on people's cold food and drinks), NOVA, and Muppet Babies. There was also some kid's drawing/art show on PBS where the guy had this big drawing going of some city and the last part of the show had him adding more stuff to it. Can't remember the name. I also liked You Can't Do That on Television, and Mr. Wizard. I couldn't get into Bill Nye because he was no Mr Wizard, who needed no fancy animations and fast paced action.

I like Fraggle Rock and Kids Incorporated but that was back when Disney was a pay channel, like HBO, so the only time I'd ever get to see it was when they had a week long or weekend free preview.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wzqUnL89WkM

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

Soulex posted:

Gesundheit!

I love your G36s. Holy poo poo what an enjoyable experience.

They're also idiot-proof and insanely accurate when the red dot scope is properly calibrated.

Gun falls over ONCE and you'll always be shooting at the moon regardless of where you're aiming.


Tv show talk: M.A.S.K. was insanely my poo poo, the song occasionally comes on in my head from nowhere and is then stuck there for most of the day.

Tebop (?) and the dumb kid annoyed me, though.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

I forgot all about Pete and Pete. Good ear worm of a theme song.

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

chemosh6969 posted:

I remember renting Terminator on VHS shortly after it came out and I was in grade school. I remember the clerk mentioning it might be a bit too much for me but I loved horror and sci-fi. Pretty sure my overall childhood did more to warp me than watching a movie. A few years later, there was a friend of a friend of my parents that used to copy movies and he brought over Evil Dead 2 and Toxic Avenger for me. My grade school mind was blown. I loved that kind of stuff.

As for kids tv, I watched He-Man, M.A.S.K., G.I. Joe, Transformers (generation 1), Tranzor Z, The Electric Company (especially the segment with Spider-Man and the Yeti where the Yeti would go around sitting on people's cold food and drinks), NOVA, and Muppet Babies. There was also some kid's drawing/art show on PBS where the guy had this big drawing going of some city and the last part of the show had him adding more stuff to it. Can't remember the name. I also liked You Can't Do That on Television, and Mr. Wizard. I couldn't get into Bill Nye because he was no Mr Wizard, who needed no fancy animations and fast paced action.

I like Fraggle Rock and Kids Incorporated but that was back when Disney was a pay channel, like HBO, so the only time I'd ever get to see it was when they had a week long or weekend free preview.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wzqUnL89WkM

How about this Kids Incorporated video covering Springsteen's Pink Cadillac? That song's not about a car. :wink:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9h_ILdumTSw

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Duzzy Funlop posted:


Tv show talk: M.A.S.K. was insanely my poo poo, the song occasionally comes on in my head from nowhere and is then stuck there for most of the day.

Tebop (?) and the dumb kid annoyed me, though.

T-BOB and Scott. Because you had to have a kid and a pet.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etPQJvM8IvI

Sax Offender
Sep 9, 2007

College Slice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-JHfXVlkik

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQ-jwsCrT4s

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
But also:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Se78x_Y5sZk

A Festivus Miracle
Dec 19, 2012

I have come to discourse on the profound inequities of the American political system.

Sup bittervets. I joined the California Conservation Corp. It's more like prison than the military but goly poo poo do I already have stories

1. We can't go to the 76 literally 30 yards from the dorm because some prior members got caught smoking weed by the cashier. Instead of just running away, they decided instead to call him a sandnigger human being and then sprint back to our dorm. Everyone involved got fired.
2. We can only go to the supermarket right next to the building on weekends because some prior corp members decided to huff all the Nitrous out of the whip cream containers and then put the now empty containers back on the shelves.
3. Three dudes got fired because an RS(dorm monitor) caught them in the middle of a passionate circlejerk.
4. One dude went to prison for attempted murder. He got ratted out by another corp members for smoking ganja, came back as a second chancer, and then beat the snitch so badly he has brain damage.

Oh, and a dude in my COMET heard about the CCC in jail. Why? The guy he heard it from was there because he stabbed a corpmember two weeks into the program.

:smithicide:

Dingleberry
Aug 21, 2011

A White Guy posted:

Sup bittervets. I joined the California Conservation Corp. It's more like prison than the military but goly poo poo do I already have stories

1. We can't go to the 76 literally 30 yards from the dorm because some prior members got caught smoking weed by the cashier. Instead of just running away, they decided instead to call him a sandnigger human being and then sprint back to our dorm. Everyone involved got fired.
2. We can only go to the supermarket right next to the building on weekends because some prior corp members decided to huff all the Nitrous out of the whip cream containers and then put the now empty containers back on the shelves.
3. Three dudes got fired because an RS(dorm monitor) caught them in the middle of a passionate circlejerk.
4. One dude went to prison for attempted murder. He got ratted out by another corp members for smoking ganja, came back as a second chancer, and then beat the snitch so badly he has brain damage.

Oh, and a dude in my COMET heard about the CCC in jail. Why? The guy he heard it from was there because he stabbed a corpmember two weeks into the program.

:smithicide:

This needs its own thread

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
:lol:

That explains why judges don't really make people choose between prison and the military...sounds like they choose between the CCC and prison now. That's some quality poo poo.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
How did I miss California having a public works service program? :psyduck:

ughhhh
Oct 17, 2012



actual website header image...

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

ughhhh posted:



actual website header image...

I thought you were kidding... you... you weren't kidding...

A Festivus Miracle
Dec 19, 2012

I have come to discourse on the profound inequities of the American political system.

Absurd Alhazred posted:

How did I miss California having a public works service program? :psyduck:

Pretty much every Western State has a conservation corp. It's like... Military-lite. I get up well before the rear end crack of dawn, wear a uniform with ridiculous hat (in our case a blue hardhat). I conform to a variety of rules, some verging on retardation, and a select few leaping past those bounds with the glee of short-bus Ms.Fritz. I work 10 hr days, get called to emergencies, and deal with a variety of leadership, most chill and hard to fluster, some rear end holes of historic proportions. My coworkers range from hard working dudes I respect to astonishing morons. One guy in my COMET, after explicitly being told he cannot have any drugs that he wasn't prescribed by a doctor on base proceeded to ask "Does weed count?" :downs:

Yeah,most states with a CC have rules about who can join that can get pretty restrictive. California's only two rules are no felons(expunged felonies are cool) and you have to pass a drug test that includes :420:. Unsurprisingly, this attracts a really high caliber of potential recruit or rather, attracts every 18-25 age idiots.

Good news vets, you can join this great program up to age 29.don't join the C's.

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009
so why did you join the ccc?

A Festivus Miracle
Dec 19, 2012

I have come to discourse on the profound inequities of the American political system.

I have a degree in Environmental Science, and the C's offer work experience and many certifications that are handy to have when seeking employment down the road. Red card, Faller, CPR cert, wild land fire fighting experience.I'm also a fat goon too, and the physical nature of the job is causing me to shed fat. I want to pursue a career with the USFS/BLM/NPS in the long term. Short term, or rather after the C's, I might commission into the Navy, and the practical experience with dealing with an organization that is barely functional is handy to have.

Otherwise, the only reason you should join this program is because you are a perpetual fuckup who failed to graduate high school. Provided you don't get shitcanned in the year you're here, you can come out with a diploma and scholarships. If you're really amazing, its not unheard of for this job to lead to jobs with the government or with private companies.

Or you're a vet and you can't live without complete nonsense in your life, but no matter how much you drink you can't convince yourself to reenlist. We have a few on center where I am, but most vets have the common sense to get a better job about 4 or 5 months in.

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A Festivus Miracle
Dec 19, 2012

I have come to discourse on the profound inequities of the American political system.

the real explanation is that I want to suffer. Put that Pulaski in my rear end

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