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Radioactive Boars in Fukushima Thwart Residents’ Plans to Return Home Sounds like a supervillain origin story. 
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The cutest supervillian. Chairman of the Boars is definitely On The Case.
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Mar 11, 2017 00:06
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Facebook Aunt posted:Radioactive Boars in Fukushima Thwart Residents’ Plans to Return Home quote:The local Fukushima government recently published a guidebook of suggestions to help officials tackle the wild boar problem, including building special traps and using drones to ward off the animals. I think there's a famous goon who can hook them up...
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Mar 11, 2017 00:12
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TapTheForwardAssist posted:I think there's a famous goon who can hook them up... I am unfamiliar with this goon story. Link?
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Mar 11, 2017 00:20
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fizzymercy posted:Yeah, I just feel really bad for the kids that totally have no idea what the gently caress is happening. Lord Abovethisbullshit looked as livid as a man like that could. A proper human would just giggle and pick up is kid or literally any other thing than pushing them away. Aww the little girl marching in is so cute too.  Facebook Aunt posted:Radioactive Boars in Fukushima Thwart Residents’ Plans to Return Home This, on the other hand, is amazing
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Mar 11, 2017 00:22
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Mywhatacleanturtle posted:I am unfamiliar with this goon story. Link? A goon named Bushman I think) hunts wild pigs in the rice fields of Louisiana, using drones, rifles, and occasionally a spear.
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Mar 11, 2017 00:22
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fizzymercy posted:The cutest supervillian. Chairman of the Boars is definitely On The Case.  I'll second RadioBoar for reelection, no doubt
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Mar 11, 2017 01:42
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fizzymercy posted:The cutest supervillian. Chairman of the Boars is definitely On The Case. Wait till it grows up. Feral boars are gigantic assholes that destroy everything they can find for fun and don't think twice about charging people.
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Mar 11, 2017 02:36
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Cythereal posted:Wait till it grows up. Feral boars are gigantic assholes that destroy everything they can find for fun and don't think twice about charging people. Boarzilla is a capitalism metaphor.
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Mar 11, 2017 03:02
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The MSJ posted:Boarzilla is a capitalism metaphor. Boarzilla 2020 USA! He's for the Hogspublicans, BUT I BELIEVE (he can irradiate the opposition)
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Mar 11, 2017 03:20
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im a porkskyite irl
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Mar 11, 2017 03:25
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Thanks to Chernobyl, Europe is also full of radioactive boars. For example, Radioactive wild boar roaming the forests of Germanyquote:Outside the hunting community, wild boar are seen as a menace by much of Germany society. Autobahns have to be closed when boar wander onto them, they sometimes enter towns and, in a famous case in 2010, a pack attacked a man in a wheelchair in Berlin. Has this been the plot of a movie yet?
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Mar 11, 2017 03:53
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SUSH. I am definitely not creating dramady based on 1984 and it's associated humerous (GET IT!?) annecdotes! Comrade you assume too much! (!!Please stop the shocks, we only meant to amuse!?)
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Mar 11, 2017 04:01
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radioactive wild boars // // even darker fears
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Mar 11, 2017 04:03
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https://twitter.com/nap_dad/status/840209952174104576
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Mar 11, 2017 04:06
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jesus i tweet one time and suddenly im known as nap dad
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Mar 11, 2017 04:23
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That German weather guy with the cat is great, he's like "the studio cat is here too" and just keeps going.
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Mar 11, 2017 15:32
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"Hrrrgh... dying... help... How did you think the rusty trombone would help? "... I didn't say to stop." lavaca posted:Thanks to Chernobyl, Europe is also full of radioactive boars. For example, Radioactive wild boar roaming the forests of Germany It's the new, gritty origin story of Razorback. Mild-mannered truck driver Buford hits a boar in his truck. Low on cash, he butchers the animal and eats it, unaware of it's radioactive properties. The radiation poisoning doesn't give him superpowers, just enough brain damage to think strapping an electrified pig carcass to his head is a good idea.
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Mar 11, 2017 15:46
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That is precisely what I expected such a man to look like.
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Mar 14, 2017 19:46
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Left Ventricle posted:That is precisely what I expected such a man to look like. Bill Gates Bin Laden
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Mar 14, 2017 19:50
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Mar 14, 2017 22:45
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Al Qaeda's official newspaper is the Washington Post? Sure it is, Nixon. 
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Mar 14, 2017 23:02
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HisMajestyBOB posted:Al Qaeda's official newspaper is the Washington Post? Sure it is, Nixon. Jeff Bezos is now Jaffar abdul-Basit.
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Mar 14, 2017 23:18
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Another pet cobra went missing in Central Florida last nightquote:Police officials were told that a man was shadowing the owner of the cobra so he could get his license to handle poisonous/venomous reptiles and snakes. The man was at the home while the owner was at work. This is all you need to know about the last time a cobra escaped.
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Mar 15, 2017 01:20
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I'm guessing he is not going to get his license.
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Mar 15, 2017 10:54
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Johnny Aztec posted:Nah. It's more likely that they've been acting like shits all day, and he told them A THOUSAND loving TIMES that he had this very important thing, and needed them to behave. The whole family came back to do another interview afterwards. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-39267005
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Mar 15, 2017 13:18
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Stoatbringer posted:The whole family came back to do another interview afterwards. This guy seems so humorless and robotic. Even his chuckling about how funny he thought it all was seemed cold and calculated.
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Mar 15, 2017 16:54
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Solice Kirsk posted:This guy seems so humorless and robotic. Yes, he is a politician.
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Mar 15, 2017 17:04
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Stoatbringer posted:The whole family came back to do another interview afterwards. my favourite part was when he struggled to remember his son's name. Aleph Null posted:Yes, he is a politician. Even more exciting than that, he's a Professor of Political Science.
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Mar 16, 2017 03:21
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Johnny Aztec posted:Nah. It's more likely that they've been acting like shits all day, and he told them A THOUSAND loving TIMES that he had this very important thing, and needed them to behave. The second one looked like it probably wasn't of the age where you can really communicate that sort of thing fully
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Mar 16, 2017 03:53
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Humerus posted:Another pet cobra went missing in Central Florida last night That's way less adorable than the time the red panda escaped from the DC zoo.
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Mar 16, 2017 05:08
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Doctors report rare case of ‘penile strangulation’quote:Doctors in the Republic of Ireland faced an unusual medical dilemma after a metal ring became stuck on a man's penis, it has emerged.
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Mar 16, 2017 11:51
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quote:A fire brigade crew used an angle grinder to remove the ring. quote:A fire brigade crew used an angle grinder to remove the ring. quote:A fire brigade crew used an angle grinder to remove the ring.
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Mar 16, 2017 11:52
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Better than a machete
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Mar 16, 2017 11:57
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Sakurazuka posted:Better than a machete I was thinking “cutting torch”. Those are among the few things it is better than.
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Mar 16, 2017 12:50
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It just reminded me of one of those text adventure threads from GBS 1.0 where the goon hivemind voted on an option that resulted in the character having one of their testicles severed.
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89-year-old man found in suitcase identified as WWII veteranposted:LITTLE ROCK, Ark. (AP) — Police say an 89-year-old man whose body was discovered in a suitcase on a rural Arkansas farm was a World War II veteran from New York. 
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Am I missing the irony somewhere?
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