|
orange juche posted:Hey two finger, test this and tell me how accurate it is? Living north of the equator, we do not have Tim Tams in the US, so I can't really do this. Publix has them. We used to trade some of our snacks for Tim tams the aussies stockpiled during my last afghan deployment
|
# ? Mar 11, 2017 06:58 |
|
|
# ? May 23, 2024 15:45 |
WAR CRIME SYNDICAT posted:Publix has them. We used to trade some of our snacks for Tim tams the aussies stockpiled during my last afghan deployment did you suck a cup of tea through one
|
|
# ? Mar 11, 2017 07:22 |
|
Hillary Clintons Thong posted:so in 2015 i got sent to like month long rehab for just being a huge drunk, I'm sure you all remember me drunk posting a LOT. 2016 and 2017 I worked on not drinking a lot and even had months of time booze free. Don't let dumbfuck donnie win by falling off the wagon. I've heard multiple alcoholics already say something to the effect of 'I'm a loving alcoholic and I am NOT relapsing for that dumb orange bastard'. So that's my HCT comment. And Jake Tapper is a good dude: https://twitter.com/brianstelter/status/840441656642031617
|
# ? Mar 11, 2017 07:28 |
yeah bro we all love you HCT
|
|
# ? Mar 11, 2017 07:32 |
Yeah HCT. Don't end up like me. My drinking and shitposting have skyrocketed in the last few months.
|
|
# ? Mar 11, 2017 07:39 |
yeah i'm just glad that no matter what i haven't touched a drink life still is poo poo sometimes but it's better than waking up with all that guilt and shame
|
|
# ? Mar 11, 2017 07:50 |
|
Two Finger posted:did you suck a cup of tea through one How do you do a tim tam slam without burning the poo poo out of your mouth? Like it seems like an interesting idea but I'd think hot beverages are a bit much.
|
# ? Mar 11, 2017 08:10 |
|
U.S. court voids 3 Texas congressional districtsquote:A federal court panel late Friday invalidated three Republican-drawn congressional districts in Texas, including one in Travis County, for violating the U.S. Voting Rights Act. I had meant to grab only a little bit of it but goddamn, it's nice to have some decent news for a change
|
# ? Mar 11, 2017 08:12 |
orange juche posted:How do you do a tim tam slam without burning the poo poo out of your mouth? Like it seems like an interesting idea but I'd think hot beverages are a bit much. eh i mean the biscuit starts to melt before you can pull too much through and it loses a lot of heat on the way through anyway idk i mean just try it and when your skin starts peeling off might be time to stop
|
|
# ? Mar 11, 2017 09:29 |
|
HCT don't be like me. I drink because I'm still enlisted and whenever I walk past the TVs showing news at work I have to place my hands over my mouth and scream.
|
# ? Mar 11, 2017 09:29 |
|
quote:How US nuclear force modernization is undermining strategic stability: The burst-height compensating super-fuze http://thebulletin.org/how-us-nuclear-force-modernization-undermining-strategic-stability-burst-height-compensating-super10578 Uh... wow
|
# ? Mar 11, 2017 11:00 |
|
Missionary Positron posted:http://thebulletin.org/how-us-nuclear-force-modernization-undermining-strategic-stability-burst-height-compensating-super10578 quote:We cannot foresee a situation in which a competent and properly informed US president would order a surprise first strike against Russia or China. Yeah, about that.......
|
# ? Mar 11, 2017 12:04 |
|
Epiphyte posted:Yeah, about that....... Whether by accident or not it sounds like they were pretty drat accurate, "competent and properly informed" does not exactly summon images of the orange pissbaby.
|
# ? Mar 11, 2017 12:51 |
|
Doesn't that ignore the missiles the Russians have driving around in those huge trucks? Or was that a Cold War thing they don't do anymore?
|
# ? Mar 11, 2017 13:10 |
|
Erdogan has found more Nazis Turkey referendum: Dutch are 'Nazi remnants' - Erdogan quote:Turkish President Recep Tayyip Erdogan has described the Dutch as "Nazi remnants and fascists", as a row grows over a cancelled Rotterdam rally.
|
# ? Mar 11, 2017 13:17 |
A Handed Missus posted:Erdogan has found more Nazis makes sense, it's not like the dutch basically lynched anyone that helped the nazis or anything (they may well have actually lynched them, i'm not really certain)
|
|
# ? Mar 11, 2017 13:51 |
|
aphid_licker posted:Doesn't that ignore the missiles the Russians have driving around in those huge trucks? Or was that a Cold War thing they don't do anymore? Yeah, they still have road mobile ICBM launchers. I guess the article's idea of a surprise first strike is a scenario in which the launchers are still in their bases and not yet dispersed .
|
# ? Mar 11, 2017 14:01 |
|
Two Finger posted:makes sense, it's not like the dutch basically lynched anyone that helped the nazis or anything (they may well have actually lynched them, i'm not really certain) Great-grandpa was kept as a hostage by the Nazis (he was a judge) His sons were in the Dutch Resistance, and were apparently quite good at Killing Nazis and blowing poo poo up. I don't think current-day Dutch will give two shits about this, but the older generation would be a little irked. These are the people who scream "GIVE US BACK OUR BICYCLES" at every Dutch/German soccer game, after all.
|
# ? Mar 11, 2017 14:29 |
|
Missionary Positron posted:Yeah, they still have road mobile ICBM launchers. I guess the article's idea of a surprise first strike is a scenario in which the launchers are still in their bases and not yet dispersed . That scenario is in the article...nuke an entire 800 square mile forest to ensure you get all of em. Hail Satan.
|
# ? Mar 11, 2017 14:31 |
|
devmd01 posted:That scenario is in the article...nuke an entire 800 square mile forest to ensure you get all of em. Hail Satan. I think you mean 8000 square miles: quote:To destroy or expose the remaining launchers, United States planners would have the nuclear forces needed to undertake truly scorched-earth tactics: Just 125 US Minuteman III warheads could set fire to some 8,000 square miles of forest area where the road-mobile missiles are most likely to be deployed. This would be the equivalent of a circular area with a diameter of 100 miles.
|
# ? Mar 11, 2017 14:44 |
|
This will die in the courts. I say the courts because its going to pass right through both other branches of government.
|
# ? Mar 11, 2017 15:00 |
Missionary Positron posted:I think you mean 8000 square miles: ALL HAIL THE CLEANSING POWER OF THE ATOM AND ITS PROPHET CURTIS LEMAY
|
|
# ? Mar 11, 2017 15:17 |
|
Two Finger posted:ALL HAIL THE CLEANSING POWER OF THE ATOM AND ITS PROPHET CURTIS LEMAY Eh I think more HG Wells was the prophet, Curtis LeMay was just the proponent. I'm in the middle of "The Making of the Atomic Bomb" and it's just insane how fast the science and technology progressed. You have leading physicists calling the liberation of energy from the atom "Moonshine" in 1933, and 9 years later you have a self-sustaining chain reaction. MA-Horus fucked around with this message at 15:34 on Mar 11, 2017 |
# ? Mar 11, 2017 15:32 |
|
Since I post too much serious poo poo, here's a story of a Rhode Island guy that visited Florida as a tourist, got drunk, and became Florida Man. https://twitter.com/LizetteNYT/status/840551831981969409
|
# ? Mar 11, 2017 15:41 |
|
facialimpediment posted:Since I post too much serious poo poo, here's a story of a Rhode Island guy that visited Florida as a tourist, got drunk, and became Florida Man. He looks like he was always Florida
|
# ? Mar 11, 2017 15:51 |
|
facialimpediment posted:Since I post too much serious poo poo, here's a story of a Rhode Island guy that visited Florida as a tourist, got drunk, and became Florida Man. It turns out the real Florida Man was inside all of us the whole time.
|
# ? Mar 11, 2017 16:01 |
|
I feel like we're coasting off our court system right now but if that ever goes the US is straight up hosed without a recovery options.
|
# ? Mar 11, 2017 16:13 |
|
Reverand maynard posted:I feel like we're coasting off our court system right now but if that ever goes the US is straight up hosed without a recovery options. If you believe in anything, loving pray to it that Ginsberg and longer female life spans work out in everyone's favor.
|
# ? Mar 11, 2017 16:34 |
|
facialimpediment posted:Since I post too much serious poo poo, here's a story of a Rhode Island guy that visited Florida as a tourist, got drunk, and became Florida Man. I feel like Rhode Island man is the Florida man of the northeast. Source: Grew up in south eastern Mass/RI.
|
# ? Mar 11, 2017 16:37 |
|
Florida Man and family are my favorite superheroes.
|
# ? Mar 11, 2017 16:48 |
|
bird food bathtub posted:If you believe in anything, loving pray to it that Ginsberg and longer female life spans work out in everyone's favor. I don't believe in God, but I still pray for her continued good health daily.
|
# ? Mar 11, 2017 18:04 |
|
turkey continues to be awesome https://twitter.com/CBCAlerts/status/840610121269014528
|
# ? Mar 11, 2017 18:20 |
|
Hot Karl Marx posted:turkey continues to be awesome Watch Erdogan start a loving war. And lose, because everyone is in prison.
|
# ? Mar 11, 2017 18:24 |
|
So the state of the world is looking good, then. Between Erdogan, Duterte, and Trump, I think we have the "paranoid narcissist with delusions and reactions bordering on the autistic somehow in charge of a country" triple play. Only the prize here is WW3. So, yay
|
# ? Mar 11, 2017 18:58 |
|
Everyone on twitter thinks they're Nihilist Arby's. https://twitter.com/chicagotribune/status/840595004024377344 Pre-Trump, Bannon was basically a ghost: https://www.washingtonpost.com/inve...m=.1e9d13ae32ec facialimpediment fucked around with this message at 19:02 on Mar 11, 2017 |
# ? Mar 11, 2017 19:00 |
|
facialimpediment posted:Everyone on twitter thinks they're Nihilist Arby's. quote:At the same time Bannon said he was living with his ex-wife, she was under investigation for involvement in a plot to smuggle drugs and a cellphone into a Miami jail, a law enforcement document obtained by The Post shows.
|
# ? Mar 11, 2017 19:13 |
|
WAR CRIME SYNDICAT posted:So the state of the world is looking good, then. Between Erdogan, Duterte, and Trump, I think we have the "paranoid narcissist with delusions and reactions bordering on the autistic somehow in charge of a country" triple play. Only the prize here is WW3. quote:Animosity between Mr Tusk and Jaroslaw Kaczynski, who as head of Poland’s ruling Law and Justice (PiS) party is the true leader of Poland, has dominated Polish politics for over a decade. Mr Kaczynski blames Mr Tusk for a plane accident in Smolensk in 2010 that killed his twin brother Lech, then Poland’s president. Some PiS supporters believe Mr Tusk conspired with Vladimir Putin to bring down the plane and have called for him to face criminal charges; others highlight his grandfather’s brief, and forced, service in the Wehrmacht during the war.
|
# ? Mar 11, 2017 19:20 |
|
All I got from that is that Poland has a political party called the Piss Party.
|
# ? Mar 11, 2017 19:23 |
|
WAR CRIME SYNDICAT posted:All I got from that is that Poland has a political party called the Piss Party. Fascists seem to really like piss.
|
# ? Mar 11, 2017 19:25 |
|
|
# ? May 23, 2024 15:45 |
|
A Handed Missus posted:Erdogan has found more Nazis Are they still upset about the tulip thing?
|
# ? Mar 11, 2017 19:35 |