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Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

Office Pig posted:

Too late.

https://twitter.com/preetbharara/status/840645773985492992

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8aoHCCW35A

# ? Mar 11, 2017 20:39

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# ? Jun 5, 2024 21:57

Venom Snake: Feb 19, 2014; by Nyc_Tattoo

TODAY WE GATHER TO WITNESS THE FIRST ARENA BATTLE OF WADMANOR, THE PROBLEMATIC RAGS. TODAY THE CONSTRUCTS OF BURYING WHILE BE FIGHTING AN ASSORTMENT OF TROLLS AND GOBLINS

# ? Mar 11, 2017 20:39

Trumps Baby Hands: Mar 27, 2016; Silent white light filled the world. And the righteous and unrighteous alike were consumed in that holy fire.

Baller Ina posted:

This thread is painfully optimistic all the time and it's a bummer

Sessions is done, he'll resign- nope

Trumpcare is DOA, not a chance- lol

What's next

it really, really seemed like the Sessions thing was Mattering (especially after the Flynn's resignation). Even after all this time we still underestimated Trump's super power of weathering scandals.

# ? Mar 11, 2017 20:40

19 o'clock: Sep 9, 2004; Excelsior!!!

Venom Snake posted:

TODAY WE GATHER TO WITNESS THE FIRST ARENA BATTLE OF WADMANOR, THE PROBLEMATIC RAGS. TODAY THE CONSTRUCTS OF BURYING WHILE BE FIGHTING AN ASSORTMENT OF TROLLS AND GOBLINS

This is the future liberals want.

# ? Mar 11, 2017 20:40

sullat: Jan 9, 2012

Former Everything posted:

They aren't talking to the half a million people who got insurance under the ACA. They are talking to their voter base who saw (as expected) premium increases because of the addition of a half a million people who didn't previously have coverage to the risk pool.

Idiot Dems and reporters will keep making this mistake. From its institution, repubs ensured they could call this a failure when talking to their base because premiums were going to go up.

Which base are you referring to? Cause rural whites got a huge benefit from KYnect. Maybe the base that is the too 40% of income households, but honestly, their premiums were going up anyways. ACA may have failed to stop the rise, but you don't blame Canute for the tides coming in. Just laugh at him for his failure to stop it. Besides, any increase in risk to the insurance pools was offset by the bringing of healthy young blood.

# ? Mar 11, 2017 20:42

Venom Snake: Feb 19, 2014; by Nyc_Tattoo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYPugu-Ad9k&t=86s

# ? Mar 11, 2017 20:42

Elephanthead: Sep 11, 2008; Toilet Rascal

Trumps Baby Hands posted:

it really, really seemed like the Sessions thing was Mattering (especially after the Flynn's resignation). Even after all this time we still underestimated Trump's super power of weathering scandals.

Trumps supporters don't think anything is wrong with lying to Democrats under oath, and love Trump unconditionally.

# ? Mar 11, 2017 20:43

Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

https://twitter.com/jeandeaux1776/status/454215738241216512

# ? Mar 11, 2017 20:43

orange sky: May 7, 2007

Crossposting from the schadenfreude thread, I present you: american old man and healthcare politics:

https://i.imgur.com/kVXN2pZ.gifv

# ? Mar 11, 2017 20:43

World War Mammories: Aug 25, 2006

Venom Snake posted:

TODAY WE GATHER TO WITNESS THE FIRST ARENA BATTLE OF WADMANOR, THE PROBLEMATIC RAGS. TODAY THE CONSTRUCTS OF BURYING WHILE BE FIGHTING AN ASSORTMENT OF TROLLS AND GOBLINS

make me into a dwarf please ok thanks

# ? Mar 11, 2017 20:43

Trumps Baby Hands: Mar 27, 2016; Silent white light filled the world. And the righteous and unrighteous alike were consumed in that holy fire.

mormonpartyboat posted:

https://twitter.com/311/status/840610567459024896

311 wishes they had the mememagicians to rebrand themselves like smash mouth has done

# ? Mar 11, 2017 20:43

Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

true,

https://twitter.com/MrMurder37/status/473388305753468929

# ? Mar 11, 2017 20:44

sullat: Jan 9, 2012

Squizzle posted:

flynn is a fuckin ★★★ general in the army, and a bunch of officer promotions are legislatively guided to being no more than a certain percentage of eligible people for a certain rank—like people thought flynn should beat out some other candidates for a bunch of rankin advancements

plus a whole lot of those promotions require senate confirmation, even if theyre usually done in bulk (so the senate just votes yeah sure promote this entire list of assholes to the ranks indicated on said list), plus he was director of defense intell and natl sec advisor, both senate confirmed roles

how the bonerz did this crazy fuckin compromised rear end in a top hat madman rise to the top of any list of candidates for anything ever, let alone do so and get confirmed by the senate a total of like 8? 5? 69?? times

War helps. He was mucking around in Iraq and was one of McChrystal's proteges. He kind of lost it when McChrystal was poo poo-canned.

# ? Mar 11, 2017 20:44

Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

https://twitter.com/joefarnarkle/status/394800018604822531

# ? Mar 11, 2017 20:45

Trumps Baby Hands: Mar 27, 2016; Silent white light filled the world. And the righteous and unrighteous alike were consumed in that holy fire.

orange sky posted:

Crossposting from the schadenfreude thread, I present you: american old man and healthcare politics:

https://i.imgur.com/kVXN2pZ.gifv

this is like, my number two fear, behind getting caught in a revolving door

number three fear is losing my aca insurance

# ? Mar 11, 2017 20:46

SKULL.GIF: Jan 20, 2017

Trumps Baby Hands posted:

it really, really seemed like the Sessions thing was Mattering (especially after the Flynn's resignation). Even after all this time we still underestimated Trump's super power of weathering scandals.

The Sessions thing was only 8 days ago. I think we've collectively begun to expect things to happen as fast as Trump/Bannon tries to jam them through the system, but that's not really how things work

Actual real government moves sssslllllloooooowwwww

The investigation/hearing is on March 20, which is 9 days from now. At this rate there'll be half a dozen new major scandals by then

# ? Mar 11, 2017 20:47

Brother Friendship: Jul 12, 2013

Squizzle posted:

https://twitter.com/jeandeaux1776/status/454215738241216512

# ? Mar 11, 2017 20:47

Venom Snake: Feb 19, 2014; by Nyc_Tattoo

quote:

JosephStalinator has requested that the enemies be all released at once

okay then

# ? Mar 11, 2017 20:47

SKULL.GIF: Jan 20, 2017

like, Watergate took 26 months to fully play out, between the arrests and Nixon's resignation. Keep that in perspective

# ? Mar 11, 2017 20:48

Brother Friendship: Jul 12, 2013

orange sky posted:

Crossposting from the schadenfreude thread, I present you: american old man and healthcare politics:

https://i.imgur.com/kVXN2pZ.gifv

Don't doxx the GOP base.

# ? Mar 11, 2017 20:48

Trumps Baby Hands: Mar 27, 2016; Silent white light filled the world. And the righteous and unrighteous alike were consumed in that holy fire.

Squizzle posted:

https://twitter.com/joefarnarkle/status/394800018604822531

# ? Mar 11, 2017 20:48

cumshitter: Sep 27, 2005; by Fluffdaddy

someone asked after iw ent to bed but yes if you can beleive the twtter handle @cumshitter was already taken and is now apparently susspended

# ? Mar 11, 2017 20:48

TheWeepingHorse: Nov 20, 2009

IMHO, healthcare is a *much* bigger problem for Trump than Sessions. Not even in the same league, for most voters.

# ? Mar 11, 2017 20:49

Preston Waters: May 21, 2010; by VideoGames

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5fg4j74QwDE&t=176s

# ? Mar 11, 2017 20:50

Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

https://twitter.com/coolacid/status/344906638005784576

# ? Mar 11, 2017 20:50

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

I wonder if that guy is blind, and that's why he didn't notice the open manhole that he looked like almost directly at, next to the big sewage truck and the big sewage hose on the ground he almost tripped over

# ? Mar 11, 2017 20:50

orange sky: May 7, 2007

Epic High Five posted:

I wonder if that guy is blind, and that's why he didn't notice the open manhole that he looked like almost directly at, next to the big sewage truck and the big sewage hose on the ground he almost tripped over

Nah if he was blind I don't think he'd "look" at the hose when he tripped.

# ? Mar 11, 2017 20:51