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MRC48B
Apr 2, 2012

Is it a hate crime if you are too stupid to correctly identify and target the group of people you hate? :shrug:

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Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

MRC48B posted:

Is it a hate crime if you are too stupid to correctly identify and target the group of people you hate? :shrug:

That would at least put some consequences on these loving executive orders.

Johnny Five-Jaces
Jan 21, 2009



if it is a chicago style dog then ketchup should be nowhere loving near it. it's also wasted on real sausage if you're grilling those up. If it's just some ballpark frank you took off the grill throw some ketchup and mustard on it, who gives a poo poo

LostCosmonaut
Feb 15, 2014

Regular ketchup blows.

This stuff, on the other hand;

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

quote:

According to CNN affiliate WPEC, Lloyd told investigators he tried to buy a bottle of Tropicana orange pineapple juice at the store a few days ago but was told they didn't have any.

Heh

SwampDonkey
Oct 13, 2006

by Smythe

(and can't post for 4 years!)

https://twitter.com/robbercat/status/839854416106749952

Riot Carol Danvers
Jul 30, 2004

It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

That Walsh character can't decide whether or not he loves or hates Trumpster Fire. When he's not verbally sucking him off, he's crying about the ridiculous poo poo the orange commander in Cheetos is doing.

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

shame on an IGA posted:

So he's finally getting a dog this weekend?

Just like his hero.
Except this one will be a Golden Lab.

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country
.

BigDave fucked around with this message at 04:26 on Mar 13, 2017

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
This one's a pretty big deal.

Donnie directly trying to talk to the U.S. Attorney (unsuccessfully), who then alerts Sessions about the protocol breach, then they fire him.

https://twitter.com/maggieNYT/status/840738064821559296

Bharara was also working on a case against Fox News. The likely replacement is going to be one of the Mukasey sons, who is currently representing Roger Ailes (formerly of Fox News). Bharara was also preemptively banned from Russia in 2013.

facialimpediment fucked around with this message at 03:11 on Mar 12, 2017

windshipper
Jun 19, 2006

Dr. Whet Faartz would like to know if this smells funny to you?
Just saw next post about fire eats probation

windshipper fucked around with this message at 05:11 on Mar 12, 2017

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

windshipper posted:

Just saw next post about fire eats probation

Meh, can you ever really be sure?

I mean look how it worked out with the Jews.

Somebody fucked around with this message at 05:32 on Mar 12, 2017

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013
drat I was hoping to stealth edit that one.

Now people are going to think I secretly control the world, or something crazy like that.

Somebody fucked around with this message at 12:13 on Mar 12, 2017

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice

facialimpediment posted:

This one's a pretty big deal.

Donnie directly trying to talk to the U.S. Attorney (unsuccessfully), who then alerts Sessions about the protocol breach, then they fire him.

https://twitter.com/maggieNYT/status/840738064821559296

Bharara was also working on a case against Fox News. The likely replacement is going to be one of the Mukasey sons, who is currently representing Roger Ailes (formerly of Fox News). Bharara was also preemptively banned from Russia in 2013.

Big deal to who though? Followers of the cult of personality are actively Etch-a-Sketching their brains to make Russia out to be our great allies against the Eurasians TERRORISTS we've always been at war with. If Trump came out tomorrow and said on live, international television, "It's true. All of it is true. I worked with the Russians to get where I am" half the country would start chanting words of praise to Putin and gushing about how great Trump is for working with him.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





lmao auckland got hosed over the weekend

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=11816698



not that any of you give a poo poo

the video in that link is pretty funny if only for water flooding out of the second storey

Bernard McFacknutah
Nov 13, 2009
Looks like you're gonna need the English to administrate the country for you again.

Is there still a debate about halting construction in Christchurch and just slowly moving the city?

Who is your Union team, Two Fingers?

Oxygenpoisoning
Feb 21, 2006
Time to bust out the ole Power Armor and fight some RadBoars.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/w...n-a7624401.html

Sergg
Sep 19, 2005

I was rejected by the:

http://www.mlive.com/news/ann-arbor/index.ssf/2017/03/atf_investigating_fire_at_mosq.html

Someone burned down the local mosque where I live. My buddy Sameer once met Dave Chappelle during a service there.

Flying_Crab
Apr 12, 2002



LostCosmonaut posted:

Regular ketchup blows.

This stuff, on the other hand;


This. I've got a bottle in my fridge, I'm pretty sure I could live on Currywurst.

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
We've gone 48 hours without Trump melting down on Twitter, and 24 hours without him tweeting at all.

New record?

Is America gonna be fine after all?

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
Is he golfing all weekend again? That might be why

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

he's hiding from reporters

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

I wonder if he bit off more than he can chew, publicity wise. Maybe he never realized how much of a spotlight the president actually has pointed at them, and is having a paparazzi induced breakdown?

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

he's hiding from reporters

Absolutely correct. Everyone's still asking about the wiretapping thing anytime they even see Donnie and he's got fuckin nothing and he knows it.

Here's a bad pie chart with a reasonable explanation: https://twitter.com/MrJoshPerry/status/840747923436642304

And holy crap this house: https://twitter.com/MeredithFrost/status/840942357537255424

Blind Rasputin
Nov 25, 2002

Farewell, good Hunter. May you find your worth in the waking world.

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

he's hiding from reporters

I actually think it's this. As well, I think there's been so much blow back from that Obama accusation tweet that he's received a talking to. Or at least I hope.

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned
Steeb Bammon put him on time out. Maybe for an hour

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
It's not a good sign when the Secretary of State's influence is basically the equivalent of "He went to Jared!"

https://twitter.com/JohnJHarwood/status/840910830069780481

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost

LostCosmonaut posted:

Regular ketchup blows.

This stuff, on the other hand;


This stuff is really good, and it's super easy to mix it up with various spices in order to make a glaze that will crisp nicely when cooked.

MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...

facialimpediment posted:


Here's a bad pie chart with a reasonable explanation: https://twitter.com/MrJoshPerry/status/840747923436642304


Dat crawl headline. :perfect:

PookBear
Nov 1, 2008

At this point I fully expect Scott Pruitt and Rick Perry to reintroduce operation ploughshare but for fracking

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

Reverand maynard posted:

At this point I fully expect Scott Pruitt and Rick Perry to reintroduce operation ploughshare but for fracking

That was Project Gasbuggy

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Congressman Steve King (R-Iowa) has always been a bit of a quasi-racist shithead.

https://twitter.com/SteveKingIA/status/840980755236999169

I think I can drop the quasi.

Backup twitter link just in case: https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/840988536643997696

facialimpediment fucked around with this message at 19:21 on Mar 12, 2017

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Bernard McFacknutah posted:

Looks like you're gonna need the English to administrate the country for you again.

Is there still a debate about halting construction in Christchurch and just slowly moving the city?

Who is your Union team, Two Fingers?

English is our current prime ministers surname lol. Christchurch is hosed. I think they are just gonna abandon it and wall it off so we can play Escape From NZ.
I support the All Blacks and anyone playing Australia except South Africa

Riot Carol Danvers
Jul 30, 2004

It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

facialimpediment posted:

Congressman Steve King (R-Iowa) has always been a bit of a quasi-racist shithead.

https://twitter.com/SteveKingIA/status/840980755236999169

I think I can drop the quasi.

I wish I could hope that the world will change for the better once the baby boomers and other assorted rich old white men died out, but who the gently caress am I kidding? There are swaths of the elitist poo poo heads in every generation just ready to pick up the mantle and run with it.

butros
Aug 2, 2007

I believe the signs of the reptile master


Two Finger posted:

English is our current prime ministers surname lol. Christchurch is hosed. I think they are just gonna abandon it and wall it off so we can play Escape From NZ.
I support the All Blacks and anyone playing Australia except South Africa

I couldn't believe the rain they had for chiefs v hurricanes. I've never seen a match played in such a relentless downpour.

Bolow
Feb 27, 2007

LostCosmonaut posted:

Regular ketchup blows.

This stuff, on the other hand;


The only place I have ever found that is either on Amazon or this amazing rear end polish deli near where I used to live in Florida. It's the only good kind of ketchup

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Dunno what rear end polish is but not sure it should be near your food

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

Two Finger posted:

Dunno what rear end polish is but not sure it should be near your food

whta if i eat butt

US Berder Patrol
Jul 11, 2006

oorah

TBeats posted:

whta if i eat butt

make sure its well polished

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LostCosmonaut
Feb 15, 2014

Bolow posted:

The only place I have ever found that is either on Amazon or this amazing rear end polish deli near where I used to live in Florida. It's the only good kind of ketchup

I get mine from Amazon, glad to know I'm not the only person that orders condiments off the internet.

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