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Dave_Indeed posted:
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# ? Mar 11, 2017 05:32 |
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FactsAreUseless posted:People are whining because reviews of a show criticize its characterization, pacing, etc, because those are "subjective" and therefore proof of unprofessional bias[1]. In response, a poster crafts a fake review that presents only objective facts, exaggerated in their simplicity[2]. Thank you, sometimes I dumb
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# ? Mar 11, 2017 07:20 |
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Zero One posted:Trains I'm missing it?
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# ? Mar 11, 2017 17:50 |
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GodspeedSphere posted:I'm missing it? Aamtrak is a passenger train line. The name in print looks similar to aatrek, a former sa mod who is a pedo.
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titties posted:Aamtrak is a passenger train line. The name in print looks similar to aatrek, a former sa mod who is a pedo. It's actually spelled "Amtrak", the second "a" was part of the joke.
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# ? Mar 11, 2017 18:10 |
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Absurd Alhazred posted:It's actually spelled "Amtrak", the second "a" was part of the joke. gfd I'm not owned
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# ? Mar 11, 2017 18:15 |
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trains can come true~
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# ? Mar 12, 2017 01:15 |
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Powaqoatse posted:trains can come Uh, yeah. That's how roller coasters are made
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# ? Mar 12, 2017 01:18 |
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Olive Garden tonight! posted:Uh, yeah. That's how roller coasters are made
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# ? Mar 12, 2017 01:27 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=61Fy8hLdNyw It's a song about a bad train, from a Stephen King novel.
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# ? Mar 12, 2017 01:35 |
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Olive Garden tonight! posted:Uh, yeah. That's how roller coasters are made No, you have to be bitten by one to become one
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# ? Mar 12, 2017 01:37 |
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my dad posted:No, you have to be bitten by one to become one Expected that thread and was not disappointed.
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# ? Mar 12, 2017 01:38 |
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# ? Mar 12, 2017 01:47 |
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This is exactly what it looks like, isn't it
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# ? Mar 12, 2017 02:04 |
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So that's what running a train is. Don't know why my wife was so reluctant to bring it up.
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# ? Mar 12, 2017 02:12 |
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He's being ridden by a couple of bears and is alarmed by the appearance of a chick. EdwardSwifferhands has a new favorite as of 03:15 on Mar 12, 2017 |
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"I have hands," said Peter, "not like that fellow Thomas, for God's cruel sense of humor has blessed me so. Thomas hasn't the means to end his suffering, but alas, I can uncork the poison." Peter finished every last drop, and left us.
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# ? Mar 12, 2017 03:17 |
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Snorkzilla posted:
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# ? Mar 12, 2017 03:19 |
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Bogart posted:I stopped a burglar at my Wawa's by shouting BANG and throwing a hot dog from the rollers at him, AMA flosofl posted:Did it turn out to be Mister Bibbs? purple death ray posted:He survived, so no
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# ? Mar 12, 2017 04:25 |
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A Spider Covets posted:Imagine being so angry and so dumb that when you call the police after a man slams your corn cob dick in a car door and the dispatcher laughs about your corn cob dick plight, you call the police again to report them to themselves
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# ? Mar 12, 2017 05:26 |
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Snorkzilla posted:
More like Peter Poofter ayo
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# ? Mar 12, 2017 05:30 |
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What is this about?
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# ? Mar 12, 2017 06:14 |
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Mycroft Holmes posted:What is this about? Forums poster Nevvy Z reported Black Baby Goku over a hundred times in the Games DOTA thread, then reported BBG again for two separate posts making fun of him in Imp Zone for doing it, then reported a mod and an admin for revealing that he had reported BBG. Thread in question: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3812547&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1 Punished Chuck has a new favorite as of 06:29 on Mar 12, 2017 |
# ? Mar 12, 2017 06:23 |
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Boy Who Cried Wolf, SA edition
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# ? Mar 12, 2017 07:23 |
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Malachite_Dragon posted:Boy Who Cried Wolf, SA edition Except the wolf was real but was actually a vegetarian lycanthropic real estate agent named Tim.
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# ? Mar 12, 2017 07:37 |
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Re: a story about a woman claiming she'd had 18 miscarriages:Antivehicular posted:... I'm still trying to figure out the 18 goddamn miscarriages. I guess it's technically possible if she was conceiving and miscarrying every 3-6 months when she wasn't pregnant, but holy poo poo. I hope for her own sake that she's just a compulsive liar, honestly. A Wizard of Goatse posted:pathological liar or pussy like a dead baby machinegun, take your pick Pick posted:"i love smoking, jumping on trampolines, accutane, and falling down stairs"
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# ? Mar 12, 2017 21:22 |
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Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:Rwanda Rousey ?
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# ? Mar 12, 2017 22:12 |
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gently caress is this poo poo, Wawa hotdogs aren't on rollers? Also lol @ MrBibbs
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# ? Mar 13, 2017 02:31 |
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Chuck Buried Treasure posted:Forums poster Nevvy Z reported Black Baby Goku over a hundred times in the Games DOTA thread, then reported BBG again for two separate posts making fun of him in Imp Zone for doing it, then reported a mod and an admin for revealing that he had reported BBG. that's some good-rear end reporting imo, solid days work
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Magic Hate Ball posted:Re: a story about a woman claiming she'd had 18 miscarriages: To be fair, it coulda been 6 miscarriages that were all triplets
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# ? Mar 13, 2017 06:01 |
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She miscarried basically an entire hockey team. Sort of like the Colorado Avalanche.
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# ? Mar 13, 2017 06:09 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:She miscarried basically an entire hockey team. Sort of like the Colorado Avalanche. loving hell that's rude.
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# ? Mar 13, 2017 09:34 |
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Anyone have the fake hurricane advisory? It was in all caps, mentioned something like "make peace with your god" I think it was for Sandy but I'm probably wrong
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on hold with sex line posted:Anyone have the fake hurricane advisory? It was in all caps, mentioned something like "make peace with your god" I know what you're talking about, but can't find it anywhere. Although I have discovered that a lot of projected hurricane paths look like dicks.
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# ? Mar 13, 2017 17:29 |
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It was for Ike if that helps at all.
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on hold with sex line posted:Anyone have the fake hurricane advisory? It was in all caps, mentioned something like "make peace with your god" quote:HURRICANE IKE FINAL ADVISORY NUMBER 666 [ed note: I've fixed some typos/odd grammar that the original had, this isn't an exact archival copy, deal w/ it]
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# ? Mar 13, 2017 18:18 |
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Well you missed "ney", unless you changed it because you thought that's how it was spelled, in which case lol.
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# ? Mar 13, 2017 18:44 |
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canyoneer posted:There are former child actors who didn't turn out totally weird, but they're the exception. poly and open-minded posted:if your argument relies on michael j fox being normal, it's a little shaky
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purple death ray posted:Well you missed "ney", unless you changed it because you thought that's how it was spelled, in which case lol. I said 'some' I remember fixing it's/its at the very least, and it has been long enough that I don't remember any others if they exist e: and the ellipsis had only 2 dots which triggered me..
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