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Space Crabs posted:don't forget bananas. Sir, there is no bananas in French toast.
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# ? Mar 11, 2017 01:52 |
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BrownieVK posted:Sir, there is no bananas in French toast. Dude. Bananas Foster
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# ? Mar 11, 2017 01:55 |
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you need bacon to cook real good french toast
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# ? Mar 11, 2017 02:00 |
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If you drive too fast when it snows, you will die in a car accident, so be sure to not go over 20mph. Be sure to brake as soon as you approach an intersection, ideally starting a quarter mile away.
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# ? Mar 11, 2017 19:28 |
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According to my various "FAKE NEWS" and "VERY FAKE NEWS, SAD!" sources - the snowstorm will be a big league deal. Now, more than ever, it's important to share your tip.
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# ? Mar 12, 2017 18:52 |
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OP missed this important PA https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6zaVYWLTkU
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# ? Mar 12, 2017 18:54 |
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etalian posted:OP missed this important PA Updated the OP with this important instructional video. If you do not have the same level of concern as this man, you will not survive this storm.
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# ? Mar 12, 2017 20:06 |
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Tinfoil Papercut posted:According to my various "FAKE NEWS" and "VERY FAKE NEWS, SAD!" sources - the snowstorm will be a big league deal. Oh why?
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# ? Mar 12, 2017 20:43 |
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If you are a hipster make sure to wear your torn up distressed jeans when shoveling snow.
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# ? Mar 12, 2017 20:46 |
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Shoveling snow is great exercise. Just remember to keep going, so you can get the full benefit of it.
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# ? Mar 12, 2017 20:50 |
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If you have children, let them play outside during the storm - kids love freshly fallen snow and the whiteout conditions allows them a unique imaginative freedom. Nearby forests can be a great place for play, as they can be enchanting and quite beautiful during a major snowstorm. wait what is wrong with this one i let my kids play out in snowstorms all of the time
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# ? Mar 12, 2017 20:54 |
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TheSpamalope posted:Oh why?
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# ? Mar 12, 2017 20:56 |
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It's important to practice being able to drive while sliding on snow or ice, a safe way of doing this is where there are no cars. Consequently, every time you pull into your neighborhood or apartment block, think about all your favorite Fast and Furious movies and drift around every turn, getting good experience in the process.
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# ? Mar 12, 2017 20:57 |
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Mnoba posted:If you have children, let them play outside during the storm - kids love freshly fallen snow and the whiteout conditions allows them a unique imaginative freedom. Nearby forests can be a great place for play, as they can be enchanting and quite beautiful during a major snowstorm. 0 Danger of being lost in whiteout conditions, hypothermia, struck by a plow, etc. (But if they're in your yard under supervision, snowstorms are fun AF and you should let them)
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# ? Mar 12, 2017 20:58 |
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Tinfoil Papercut posted:0 Danger of being lost in whiteout conditions, hypothermia, struck by a plow, etc. I strap an orange flag to them and let them go nuts out back
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# ? Mar 12, 2017 21:00 |
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Tueday
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# ? Mar 12, 2017 21:00 |
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PRay for snow
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# ? Mar 12, 2017 21:15 |
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symbolic posted:Tueday Tueday is coming - IS YOUR FAMILY PREPARED?!
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# ? Mar 12, 2017 21:27 |
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Be very careful going out at night, because the "biting cold" can mask the real bites of werewovfs and vampires hiding in the dark. Then next thing u know ur up to ur armpits in the blood of loved ones, oh woe to the curwsd!!
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# ? Mar 12, 2017 22:49 |
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It's gonna snow?
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# ? Mar 12, 2017 22:58 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EMf1k4CYLU
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# ? Mar 12, 2017 23:04 |
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Justin Tyme posted:It's important to practice being able to drive while sliding on snow or ice, a safe way of doing this is where there are no cars. Consequently, every time you pull into your neighborhood or apartment block, think about all your favorite Fast and Furious movies and drift around every turn, getting good experience in the process. It's also fun to gently caress with people from climates that never get snow by tokyo drifting on ice
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# ? Mar 12, 2017 23:10 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRSLQMswawk https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yIGrD7H_e8Y etalian fucked around with this message at 23:18 on Mar 12, 2017 |
# ? Mar 12, 2017 23:16 |
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TheSpamalope posted:It's gonna snow? BIG TIME
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# ? Mar 12, 2017 23:29 |
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I take it all back, snow is great: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWMLjJk1BWg
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# ? Mar 12, 2017 23:50 |
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The trick to a big snowstorm is to get into your truck and then drive to the closest mountain range and go skiing or snowboarding in the fresh snow. If you do not have a mountain range nearby just drive your vehicle into the nearest ditch and then get out and stand around looking dazed I guess.
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# ? Mar 12, 2017 23:59 |
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Lolling at people who measure snow in inches.
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# ? Mar 13, 2017 00:00 |
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Fog Tripper posted:Lolling at people who measure snow in inches. It's the only time they get to measure anything bigger than 2cm
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# ? Mar 13, 2017 00:02 |
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Fog Tripper posted:Lolling at people who measure snow in inches. I measure it by sticking my erect penis into it. If I hit bottom, I know we have a serious 4'' storm on our hands.
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# ? Mar 13, 2017 00:03 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2q89jtvEq8 oh man
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# ? Mar 13, 2017 00:56 |
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You might think that sucks, but fluffy snow is actually a good insulator and may keep him warmer than he otherwise would be. Sadly that looks like icy, wet, poo poo snow.
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# ? Mar 13, 2017 01:02 |
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Is he dead?
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# ? Mar 13, 2017 01:05 |
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RIP everyone on the atlantic coast
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# ? Mar 13, 2017 01:13 |
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givepatajob posted:My daily prayers for death may finally be answered. Allah Akbar!
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# ? Mar 13, 2017 01:16 |
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500 good dogs posted:Is he dead? he finally got up and shook like a half-inch of snow off his back, moved the eggs around, and squatted back down to get snowed on again poor guy
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# ? Mar 13, 2017 01:19 |
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The NE might get up to 3 Elliot Rodgers worth of snow
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# ? Mar 13, 2017 01:34 |
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china bot posted:RIP everyone on the atlantic coast Same, but to me, the "P" means Piss!
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# ? Mar 13, 2017 01:38 |
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Ork of Fiction posted:Same, but to me, the "P" means Piss! Donald?
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# ? Mar 13, 2017 01:40 |
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how long is this poo poo gonna stick around because i dont want to put my plow back on but i also dont want to snowblow a 1000 foot driveway
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